Date: 21/11/2012 10:20:53
From: roughbarked
ID: 231302
Subject: flippant Friday

A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at a large gathering, and his blonde hostess broached a subject of which the doctor was most at ease.

“Doctor, would you mind telling me,” she asked, “how you detect a mental deficiency in someone who appears completely normal?”

“Nothing is easier,” he replied. “You ask a simple question, one which anyone should be able to answer without any problem. If he or she hesitates, that puts you on the track.”

“What sort of question?” asked the hostess.

“Well, you might ask, ‘Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?’” the doctor replied.

The blonde thought for a moment, then said, “You wouldn’t happen to have another example, would you? I’ve never known very much about history!

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Date: 21/11/2012 10:25:25
From: wookiemeister
ID: 231303
Subject: re: flippant Friday

roughbarked said:


A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at a large gathering, and his blonde hostess broached a subject of which the doctor was most at ease.

“Doctor, would you mind telling me,” she asked, “how you detect a mental deficiency in someone who appears completely normal?”

“Nothing is easier,” he replied. “You ask a simple question, one which anyone should be able to answer without any problem. If he or she hesitates, that puts you on the track.”

“What sort of question?” asked the hostess.

“Well, you might ask, ‘Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?’” the doctor replied.

The blonde thought for a moment, then said, “You wouldn’t happen to have another example, would you? I’ve never known very much about history!


they might have carried around his body for good luck

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Date: 21/11/2012 10:34:57
From: roughbarked
ID: 231307
Subject: re: flippant Friday

I was so young when told about Captain Cook that I imagined the natives had made a sandwich out of him and that this was how they got their name.

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