I watched Jacques Rudolph get out today.
I just now decided to relive it by listening to a replay of the radio commentary, the radio commentary was totally wrong.

1. He was not caught at extra cover he was caught at about silly mid on ie the other side of the wicket.
2. He was not caught driving, he was caught trying to turn one on the leg side.
3. He was not caught by Rob Quiney he was caught by Ed Cowan who looks nothing like Rob Quiney.

You can listen here by clicking on the audio for Jacques Rudolph’s dismissal.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-11-25/as-it-happened-second-test-day-four/4390642?section=sport

The modern day commentators don’t know what their brief is, I’ll tell them something for nothing, it’s not talking about everything in the world except what is happening right now out in the middle.

Good Day Sirs.

1st innings: JA Rudolph c: Quiney b: Lyon 29 64 3 0 45.31
2nd innings: JA Rudolph c: Cowan b: Lyon 3 34 0 0 8.82

At least they know which sport they are watching.

Carmen_Sandiego said:

At least they know which sport they are watching.

Yeah. Last night I decided to watch a replay of the Perth Wildcats basketball game, the link directed me to a replay of some English rugby league match.

It happens sometimes that the links are matched to the wrong content.

>>1st innings: JA Rudolph c: Quiney b: Lyon 29 64 3 0 45.31
2nd innings: JA Rudolph c: Cowan b: Lyon 3 34 0 0 8.82

That As it Happened page is about highlights of todays play, so it might just be that the ABC work experience girl has put in the wrong dismissal tape.
I’ll have Conroys balls on a block for this.

Peak Warming Man said:

I watched Jacques Rudolph get out today.
I just now decided to relive it by listening to a replay of the radio commentary, the radio commentary was totally wrong.

1. He was not caught at extra cover he was caught at about silly mid on ie the other side of the wicket.
2. He was not caught driving, he was caught trying to turn one on the leg side.
3. He was not caught by Rob Quiney he was caught by Ed Cowan who looks nothing like Rob Quiney.

You can listen here by clicking on the audio for Jacques Rudolph’s dismissal.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-11-25/as-it-happened-second-test-day-four/4390642?section=sport

The modern day commentators don’t know what their brief is, I’ll tell them something for nothing, it’s not talking about everything in the world except what is happening right now out in the middle.

Good Day Sirs.

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He forgets to tell you that he nostaglic about Test Cricket on a crystal set.and loved every minute of it.

Then they had to thump a pencil on the desk to signify a four or six

Peak Warming Man said:

>>1st innings: JA Rudolph c: Quiney b: Lyon 29 64 3 0 45.31
2nd innings: JA Rudolph c: Cowan b: Lyon 3 34 0 0 8.82

That As it Happened page is about highlights of todays play, so it might just be that the ABC work experience girl has put in the wrong dismissal tape.
I’ll have Conroys balls on a block for this.

.. and what about the work experience girl?

>>.. and what about the work experience girl?

I’d probably let he off with just a spanking.

I saw the heading of this thread and thought it would be about the inanities, not inaccuracies!

buffy said:

I saw the heading of this thread and thought it would be about the inanities, not inaccuracies!

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Do tell about inaccuracies……

Cannot like Mark Nichols

No Personality

buffy said:

I saw the heading of this thread and thought it would be about the inanities, not inaccuracies!

Ditto.

Classic style in the classic style of a classical stylist in Tauto, like the Tauto of old, ably assisted aided and helped by his assister and aider at the crease. He came to the crease to score runs by hitting the ball and he has not let his critics down once again with this innings. Reminds me of the great Dennis The Great, who would have made great runs by hitting the ball with the bat here today.

In other news, it has come to light that Cricket commentators are a pack of complete fucking morons who serve only to reinforce something the great wit and scathing social commentator Latte Sipper has been saying since The Invincibles sent the ball boundaryward – Just because someone can throw a hammer or jump a sandpit is no reason to hand them a microphone.

>>I watched Jacques Rudolph get out today.
I just now decided to relive it by listening to a replay of the radio commentary, the radio commentary was totally wrong.

Thats it! Enough is enough. Take the cricket off the radio, I say.

Replace it with some entertainment.

Bad cricket is worse than…. um well it is just as bad as good cricket really, but getting rid of the whole damn thing would be a positive move. I am prepared to pay an extra 20 cents per year.

morrie said:

>>I watched Jacques Rudolph get out today.
I just now decided to relive it by listening to a replay of the radio commentary, the radio commentary was totally wrong.

Thats it! Enough is enough. Take the cricket off the radio, I say.

Replace it with some entertainment.

Bad cricket is worse than…. um well it is just as bad as good cricket really, but getting rid of the whole damn thing would be a positive move. I am prepared to pay an extra 20 cents per year.

Then you’d have a huge chunk of Australia wondering what to do with themselves.

roughbarked said:

morrie said:

>>I watched Jacques Rudolph get out today.
I just now decided to relive it by listening to a replay of the radio commentary, the radio commentary was totally wrong.

Thats it! Enough is enough. Take the cricket off the radio, I say.

Replace it with some entertainment.

Bad cricket is worse than…. um well it is just as bad as good cricket really, but getting rid of the whole damn thing would be a positive move. I am prepared to pay an extra 20 cents per year.

Then you’d have a huge chunk of Australia wondering what to do with themselves.

They could make friends with the local asylum seekers, who will be in the same boat, so to speak.

morrie said:

roughbarked said:

morrie said:

>>I watched Jacques Rudolph get out today.
I just now decided to relive it by listening to a replay of the radio commentary, the radio commentary was totally wrong.

Thats it! Enough is enough. Take the cricket off the radio, I say.

Replace it with some entertainment.

Bad cricket is worse than…. um well it is just as bad as good cricket really, but getting rid of the whole damn thing would be a positive move. I am prepared to pay an extra 20 cents per year.

Then you’d have a huge chunk of Australia wondering what to do with themselves.

They could make friends with the local asylum seekers, who will be in the same boat, so to speak.

aghast,.. You mean like put them to work?

roughbarked said:

morrie said:

roughbarked said:

Then you’d have a huge chunk of Australia wondering what to do with themselves.

They could make friends with the local asylum seekers, who will be in the same boat, so to speak.

aghast,.. You mean like put them to work?

Watering the pot plants, herhaps?

morrie said:

roughbarked said:

morrie said:

They could make friends with the local asylum seekers, who will be in the same boat, so to speak.

aghast,.. You mean like put them to work?

Watering the pot plants, herhaps?

Well, yes.

roughbarked said:

morrie said:

roughbarked said:

aghast,.. You mean like put them to work?

Watering the pot plants, herhaps?

Well, yes.

What with the M_D basin plan that would be these pot plants

That’s a pretty serious looking Cactus…

Rule 303 said:

That’s a pretty serious looking Cactus…

Yes. The pot is a 60 cm pot and there is no place to put fingers if a weed grows.

I am prepared to forgive the ABC for all of the drivel that Geoff Lawson and Neil Manthorp spout because they have The Skull.

wire brush, dettol & metho-soaked rag

neomyrtus_ said:

wire brush, dettol & metho-soaked rag

spring cleaning in progress?