get with it you sillies :)
get with it you sillies :)
ROAR!
Hold on, hold on, isn’t it August?
Oh no sibeen! It isn’t!
Well tis another day.
What ever gave you that idea?
sibeen said:
Hold on, hold on, isn’t it August?
kii said:
What ever gave you that idea?
The setting and the rising of the sun.
Silly people texting me about the first day of the month.
I keep posting chat in the August Chat Thread.
We have to go shopping. I hate shopping….sigh :(
Hold on, hold on, isn’t it August?
if it is and it is the first then it’s my birthday….
>if it is and it is the first then it’s my birthday….
Doesn’t that also apply to:
as well as other sundry days spread out through the months?
i usually don’t celebrate the may one as that clashes with my sister’s. and one doesn’t want to be a piggywig, does one?
I’ll have to leave it to someone else to start another thread today on yet another piece of nanny state-ism gubmint controlling our lives dangnabbit, just to get the rabble roused.
poik, are you lurking?
Photo at the link. She does look good, but a bit deceptive it is not the “real” Mona Lisa.
“WHO would’ve thought that a new ‘do would cut 20 years off the Mona Lisa’s face.
Thanks to a Chinese university student and the wonders of Photoshop, we can get some idea of what Leonardo Da Vinci’s infamous muse may have looked like in her youth. The conclusion: damn!
There has been no virtual slimming or decreasing of wrinkles. The only thing changed by the Photoshop whiz was Mona Lisa’s hair (and for some reason he decided also to replace the background with something a little more rugged mountain looking).
But the new hairdo took years off.
The photo – which was posted on Chinese photo sharing site, TT.Mop.com – may have been an homage to an earlier version of The Mona Lisa. (Or not).
“There were two Mona Lisa paintings?” you ask. Yes indeed, back in September the Mona Lisa Foundation revealed what a young Mona Lisa may have looked like by releasing a version of the famous painting that was thought to have been painted years earlier.
The image, known as the Isleworth Mona Lisa had reportedly sat locked in a Swiss vault for more than 40 years. It appears the foundation released it as part of its mission to prove that dear old Mona posed more than once for Da Vinci.
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/technology/mona-lisa-gets-a-makeover-with-new-hairdo/story-fn7bsi21-1226566452356
Weird:
Pitiful plight of the bare baboon: Hairless female spotted alone in the bush after being rejected by her troop
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2271173/Hairless-female-baboon-spotted-bush-rejected-troop.html#ixzz2JbNEUxE6
Skunkworks said:
Photo at the link. She does look good, but a bit deceptive it is not the “real” Mona Lisa.
Yeah, the doctored photo is of the allegedly younger mona lisa.
The Good Life? After 500,000 ciggies I’m done for: Richard Briers reveals he’s battling chronic lung disease – while his lifelong friend Prunella Scales has a shocking confession of her own
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2271496/Richard-Briers-battling-chronic-lung-disease—lifelong-friend-Prunella-Scales-shocking-confession-own.html#ixzz2JbRBH75x
Valley of poverty: The desperate pictures of rural America that show 1930s-style depression actually lasted until the SIXTIES
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2271185/Desperate-pictures-rural-America-1930s-style-depression-actually-lasted-SIXTIES.html#ixzz2JbRdn01w
Yeah good one kii!
For the next month we have a chat thread title that takes up three whole lines in the left hand frame.
I’ve always thought Prunella was an odd name. Like something you’d name your secateurs.
Stretch the left frame until it only takes up one line, if it bothers you that much.
Bubblecar said:
Valley of poverty: The desperate pictures of rural America that show 1930s-style depression actually lasted until the SIXTIESRead more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2271185/Desperate-pictures-rural-America-1930s-style-depression-actually-lasted-SIXTIES.html#ixzz2JbRdn01w
But it’s the land of opportunity, when anyone can get rich*, the only reason they didn’t was because they didn’t work hard enough…
*anyone being those that already have substantial wealth.
Divine Angel said:
I’ve always thought Prunella was an odd name. Like something you’d name your secateurs.
Sad that her mind’s going.
poik, poik, I have a question.
Firstly, I’m never taking Rule’s advice again and secondly, (usual disclaimers about medical advice from random people on the internet) would Mersyndol (sp?) be of benefit as a muscle relaxant to open my jaw?
When you click on the link to the original LIFE photos and their captions, you can see all the things the Daily Mail got wrong or didn’t mention. The little girl being held isn’t “sleeping”, she’s ill with measles. The father & son aren’t “working on the railway”, they’re scavenging coal from the tracks.
Here ya go, SP. Have fun!
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-02-01/calls-for-action-on-beijings-hazardous-air/4494776
Bubblecar said:
Stretch the left frame until it only takes up one line, if it bothers you that much.
I’m on an iPhone FFS
Skeptic Pete said:
Yeah good one kii!For the next month we have a chat thread title that takes up three whole lines in the left hand frame.
Yep :) It’s Fabulous February.
I like that this chat club doesn’t have an annual membership fee.
Divine Angel said:
I like that this chat club doesn’t have an annual membership fee.
Who says?
Well OK, here’s my credit card number:
Name: Mrs DA
number: 1800 BITE ME
Expiry: 06/12
CCV: 123
Go for your life :P
So it was exciting at the stupidmarket. We saw a family get into a small car and drive away. No driver’s side window – black plastic. No plates, dings in a few places. Large sticker of Jesus on the back window….and the 8 monthish old baby sitting on mum’s lap.
I called the local dispatch line to report them to the police.
Gosh it’s made it to 17 degrees here.
thread title is too long..
It’s up to 20 degrees in Melbourne.
I’m still wearing my formal work clothes non the less…thongs, shorts and tee-shirt.
party_pants said:
thread title is too long..
Oh, shut up. Skeppy has already had a whinge.
:P
how long can a thread title be? can it be long enough to take up the whole pane? i wonder?
I think the format should be “Chat -” and then the month in 3 letter code. Eg:
Chat – Jan
Chat – Feb
Chat – Mar
.. and so on.
Nervous bank bandit doing his first bank job, he runs up to the teller and says:-
“OK don’t stick around this is a fuckup”
The teller says “Don’t you mean don’t fuck around this is a stickup?”
“Nah, it’s a fuckup allright, I left my gun at home”
For lunch I’m thinking: devon & basil sandwiches, eaten in the garden. As soon as I’ve changed out of my shopping clothes.
Bubblecar said:
For lunch I’m thinking: devon & basil sandwiches, eaten in the garden. As soon as I’ve changed out of my shopping clothes.
And the very moment after I said that, it’s starts raining again :/
I’m very much enjoying this cooler weather but I’d enjoy it more if I could dine in the garden now & then.
What about a Devonshire tea in the garden?
Nice fresh scones straight out of the oven, strawberry jam and fresh cream, all washed down with a pint of cooking sherry.
I wouldn’t be surprised if Skep has an epiphany one day.
i have one of those for when i get stung by a bee and go into prophylactic shock.
Lord_Lucan said:
What about a Devonshire tea in the garden?
Nice fresh scones straight out of the oven, strawberry jam and fresh cream, all washed down with a pint of cooking sherry.
Bookmarked for when I next do a batch of scones.
>>i have one of those for when i get stung by a bee and go into prophylactic shock.
On a serious note for my education, those needles go into the sholder, yeah.
Don’t need to put it into a vein?
into muscle i believe. thigh i have seen used.
The Epipen I have is to be slammed into the thigh.
I’ll tell you what, fresh herbs and multigrain bread turn a plain old devon sandwich into a treat.
I’m waiting for a back update, L_L.
Divine Angel said:
I’m waiting for a back update, L_L.
I for one don’t give a bunnings about L_L’s back.
Boris said:
I wouldn’t be surprised if Skep has an epiphany one day.i have one of those for when i get stung by a bee and go into prophylactic shock.
PMSL
Well, I suppose I should go away now.
Sleep, wake up, go to work….
Night kii. Stay strong.
Divine Angel said:
Night kii. Stay strong.
No….I want to cry like a baby and throw things. Hopefully I’ll see my friend, Larry – “Hallelujah and praise the Lord!!!” He’s always nice to catch up with :P
kii said:
No….I want to cry like a baby and throw things.
Sounds like ye olden days with PMDD.
..bump… :P
skeppy isn’t here so it’s ok kii. i should bump my thread too.
Woodie!
Boris said:
skeppy isn’t here so it’s ok kii. i should bump my thread too.
Skeppy Weppy can just go right a letter to the editor and complain about it :D
kii said:
Woodie!
Waves to Aunty Kii. :)

So, Woodie…how are the chookies and have you eaten the moo cows?
kii said:
So, Woodie…how are the chookies and have you eaten the moo cows?
They are all growed up now Aunty Kii, and can speak for themselves.
BWUCK BWUCK BWUCK BWUCK BEGEEEEERK!
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Oooo, there may be ructions.
It appears that Bubbles may not be the only gay in the village any more.
Woodie1 said:
BWUCK BWUCK BWUCK BWUCK BEGEEEEERK!
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Excellent news.
sibeen said:
Oooo, there may be ructions.It appears that Bubbles may not be the only gay in the village any more.
Waves to Mr Been. :)
>Waves to Mr Been. :)
What do you want now?
:)
sibeen said:
>Waves to Mr Been. :)What do you want now?
:)
World domination and backup drugs. But I’ll have to settle for going to bed right now, Mr Been.
we need a sarcasm font..
party_pants said:
we need a sarcasm font..
I thought this was the font of sarcasm.. ;)
we need a sarcasm font..
we can call it Boris.
Damn it!
My kitchen floor keeps breaking things that I drop on it – snarl. Like glass jars and bottles of beer.
Also my little electric espresso machine is leaking water and making weird noises and too much heat in the top area. Bastard thing!
Note: I am not drinking beer at 6:30am.
kii said:
Damn it!My kitchen floor keeps breaking things that I drop on it – snarl. Like glass jars and bottles of beer.
Also my little electric espresso machine is leaking water and making weird noises and too much heat in the top area. Bastard thing!
Note: I am not drinking beer at 6:30am.
cork tiles.. makes the glassware bounce off a concrete slab.
roughbarked said:
cork tiles.. makes the glassware bounce off a concrete slab.
That won’t be happening anytime soon.
Well…time to go prepare for the world of retail hell and the associated fun’n‘games.
Bump :)
things that go bump in the night
I’m back.
Well, I’m quite happy over here in my thread. Lots of fresh air, sunshine and birds squawking. Cuppa tea and some homemade bread with Vegemite.
No one to trip over…bliss :P
I have pancake ingredients here, DA. Come to the dark side ;)
You’ve won me over.
Spocky does make very nice pancakes though, I ate them til I could eat no more.
Do you have any plain yoghurt? Mix water with it and make the pancakes. How could you not have milk? What do you put in your morning cuppa?
…makes pies in the Fabulous February Chat Club thread…..
kii said:
Do you have any plain yoghurt? Mix water with it and make the pancakes. How could you not have milk? What do you put in your morning cuppa?
Yoghurt is a good substitute.
morning flemkey… why do we have two chat-a-thons?
Because Skeppy and poopy_pants got all miffed and stuff.
…rearranges furniture….
…plays some appropriate music….
….contemplates making a chicken curry for dinner….
Dropbear said:
morning flemkey… why do we have two chat-a-thons?
ms spock said:
Dropbear said:
morning flemkey… why do we have two chat-a-thons?
- whispers to Dropbear * I have no idea!
I started this one – even though I was still experiencing January – I was nice and kind to make a nice pretty thread for all you peoples of the interwebs.. Skeppy got all crankypants about it because when he viewed it on his phone the thread title was too long and blah blah. So poopy_pants made this one in the manner of his previous life as a bank teller. I prefer my thread :P
So poopy_pants made this one in the manner of his previous life as a bank teller. I prefer my thread :P
——————————————
Sorry. So poopy_pants made the other one in the manner of his previous life as a bank teller. I prefer my thread :P
My dawg is squeaking at the dogs next door. I’m distracted.
Daisy Mae just cracks me up.
She was playing with a blue fluffy cushion we bought for one of the cats…started getting a bit rough with it…so we told her to stop.
She comes over to me and we discuss why she can’t rip the cushion up. She squeaks at me and whines then I send her back to her bed. She walks off like a sulky teenager, actually muttering about the injustice of it all, and headbutts the cushion on the way past.
She’s so silly.
morning.
kii said:
Daisy Mae just cracks me up.She was playing with a blue fluffy cushion we bought for one of the cats…started getting a bit rough with it…so we told her to stop.
She comes over to me and we discuss why she can’t rip the cushion up. She squeaks at me and whines then I send her back to her bed. She walks off like a sulky teenager, actually muttering about the injustice of it all, and headbutts the cushion on the way past.
She’s so silly.
Who is Daisy Mae?
Your Cat?
kii said:
Daisy Mae just cracks me up.She was playing with a blue fluffy cushion we bought for one of the cats…started getting a bit rough with it…so we told her to stop.
She comes over to me and we discuss why she can’t rip the cushion up. She squeaks at me and whines then I send her back to her bed. She walks off like a sulky teenager, actually muttering about the injustice of it all, and headbutts the cushion on the way past.
She’s so silly.
Ha
Dog ms spock, definitely a dog :)
ms spock said:
Who is Daisy Mae?
Your Cat?
My German Shepherd/Rhodesian Ridgeback cross. Rescue dog and light of my life.

Bubblecar said:
Dog ms spock, definitely a dog :)
LOL, of course!
kii said:
ms spock said:Who is Daisy Mae?
Your Cat?
My German Shepherd/Rhodesian Ridgeback cross. Rescue dog and light of my life.
Awesome!
it’s my mum’s birthday today. groundhog day. 92.
———————
Is she like you? Lots of birthdays all year round?
that had crossed my mind when i posted that. the difference is that she has the same one over and over. whereas all mine are different.
Well – HB to Boris’ mummy :)
Boris said:
that had crossed my mind when i posted that. the difference is that she has the same one over and over. whereas all mine are different.
I find your approach to Birthdays logical and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
I also have a birthday this month – Fabulous February. I’ll be greeting 56 yeas of age.
….hence the name of the Chat Club :D
I’ve just taken Mrs V to the airport. She’s off to Sydney for her father’s 92nd birthday (tomorrow?).
Michael V said:
I’ve just taken Mrs V to the airport.
grabbing a slab, ill be 20 ;)
Michael V said:
I’ve just taken Mrs V to the airport. She’s off to Sydney for her father’s 92nd birthday (tomorrow?).
More birthday wishes to Mrs V’s papa :)
Dropbear said:
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Michael V said:
I’ve just taken Mrs V to the airport.
grabbing a slab, ill be 20 ;)
Good-oh. Terrific. Pick up a bottle of rum for me on the way, please. I’ll pay you when you get here. Cheers.
:)
Dropbear said:
Michael V said:
I’ve just taken Mrs V to the airport.
grabbing a slab, ill be 20 ;)
Wish I could join you. ;)
♫In the Season of Fading Light | Jeff Pearce | In the Season of Fading Light♪♩
Sweriously…WTF is going on?
:/I need to replace my Krups Espresso machine – I’m looking at one local store’s website and they won’t reveal the price until you check out. Fuckers.
kii said:
Sweriously…WTF is going on? :/I need to replace my Krups Espresso machine – I’m looking at one local store’s website and they won’t reveal the price until you check out. Fuckers.
I don’t buy from people who do not display the price on the product.
roughbarked said:
I don’t buy from people who do not display the price on the product.
Yep, though we don’t have a lot to choose from around here. I know what I want as I had one in Oz and bought one here a few years back. It works well for me. Amazon has them with free shipping, but my machine is leaking when the steam is up. Not good.
sounds like you’ve blown a seal.
roughbarked – the thread on the PSF re: noises and stalkers. IMO the person may have mental health issues – her comments remind me of my sister’s life….but I’m not going to say that out loud to her.
Boris said:
sounds like you’ve blown a seal.
Yes, seriously – it’s been acting dangerous for a bit and today I noticed the puddle of water on the bench.
kii said:
roughbarked – the thread on the PSF re: noises and stalkers. IMO the person may have mental health issues – her comments remind me of my sister’s life….but I’m not going to say that out loud to her.
I hear you, though I have hearing even the hearing experts suspect me of lying about.
kii said:
Boris said:
sounds like you’ve blown a seal.Yes, seriously – it’s been acting dangerous for a bit and today I noticed the puddle of water on the bench.
A seal is a minor fix~ if you can source a seal.
you have a nasa engineer as a hubby, get him to have a look…..oh hang on, they aren’t too good with seals.
;-)
yes i know the engineers said errr maybe a launch in this cold isn’t a good idea.
Boris said:
you have a nasa engineer as a hubby, get him to have a look…..oh hang on, they aren’t too good with seals.;-)
yes i know the engineers said errr maybe a launch in this cold isn’t a good idea.
too cheeky for me to touch.
Boris said:
sounds like you’ve blown a seal.
titter

kii said:
apt.
Good one, kii.
:)
The thing has other kapput bits – like the selecting knob (shut up) it has my husband’s favourite combo – plastic and metal wearing against each other.
I’ve also broken the vacuum cleaner’s belt thingy.
I’ve been busy.
I wish I’d never had my stupid teeth out. There, I said it.
good to see someone knows the joke.
:-)
Michael V said:
Good one, kii.:)
that was on Sparky’s fb page. I’ve shared it – my cousin and her lovely hubby won’t be impressed with me :D
Divine Angel said:
I wish I’d never had my stupid teeth out. There, I said it.
I’ve still got three of mine.. one was enough.
Boris said:
good to see someone knows the joke.:-)
yeah, yeah…I know that joke. You’d have to be an amoeba to not know it.
Divine Angel said:
I wish I’d never had my stupid teeth out. There, I said it.
you’re a queenslander.. don’t expect to have any teeth left by 30
You’d have to be an amoeba to not know it.
well laugh then dammit.
Dropbear said:
Divine Angel said:
I wish I’d never had my stupid teeth out. There, I said it.
you’re a queenslander.. don’t expect to have any teeth left by 30
Ah Kweensland.. that’s where they wanted ABBA banned
Boris said:
You’d have to be an amoeba to not know it.well laugh then dammit.
We are.. you just cannot see us without webcam connect.
A customer asked for a doughnut but didn’t want the glace cherry, so my colleague says, “don’t worry, I’ll just pop that cherry for you.” Hilarity ensued as they both rekaised what she said.
kii said:
I also have a birthday this month – Fabulous February. I’ll be greeting 56 yeas of age.….hence the name of the Chat Club :D
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Michael V said:
I’ve just taken Mrs V to the airport. She’s off to Sydney for her father’s 92nd birthday (tomorrow?).
So you are partying hard and alone!
Dropbear said:
Divine Angel said:
I wish I’d never had my stupid teeth out. There, I said it.
you’re a queenslander.. don’t expect to have any teeth left by 30
I’m over the expiry date then.
I can’t laugh – I’ll cough.
Hello Holidayers. Done my morning stuff, eaten some fish and chips (appetite almost back to normal) and now I should plant out some lettuce seedlings and sort the potatoes I dug before. Might have a bit of a lie down and read later, in deference to post viral fatigue. But it won’t get the better of me.
roughbarked said:
kii said:
apt.
LOL!
ms spock said:
.
Michael V said:
I’ve just taken Mrs V to the airport. She’s off to Sydney for her father’s 92nd birthday (tomorrow?).
So you are partying hard and alone!
- notes mischief will shortly be in progress *
Droppy will be here soon with a slab and a bottle of rum, apparently.
:)
buffy said:
Hello Holidayers. Done my morning stuff, eaten some fish and chips (appetite almost back to normal) and now I should plant out some lettuce seedlings and sort the potatoes I dug before. Might have a bit of a lie down and read later, in deference to post viral fatigue. But it won’t get the better of me.
ms spock said:
buffy said:Hello Holidayers. Done my morning stuff, eaten some fish and chips (appetite almost back to normal) and now I should plant out some lettuce seedlings and sort the potatoes I dug before. Might have a bit of a lie down and read later, in deference to post viral fatigue. But it won’t get the better of me.
- waves to buffy *
Buffy wants to use the col change to transplant things.. smart move.. It won’t get hot again for at least a few days.
♫Into Spring | Jeff Pearce | In the Season of Fading Light♪♩
roughbarked said:
♫Into Spring | Jeff Pearce | In the Season of Fading Light♪♩
Jeff Pearce, the master of evocative ambient guitar and purveyor of sublime Chapman stick instrumentals has apparently decided that “the world is not enough,” and has now added piano to his tool box, as it were. And, of course, he uses this new tool as artistically as he has his previous ones, evidenced throughout his piano debut In the Season of Fading Light.
Graced with a startlingly gorgeous cover by Teodora Chinde (as beautiful, if not more so, than 2008’s Rainshadow Sky), flawless mastering by Corin Nelsen, and graphic design by Hypnos label founder Mike Griffin, In the Season of Fading Light displays three distinct “personas” to Pearce’s composing and piano playing. One of these is no doubt due to the influence of noted pianist Philip Aaberg (whose online piano lessons Pearce is taking). This style is reflected in pieces such as “Autumn and Regret II,” “The Road and the Wind” and “Into Spring.” These songs are less melancholic and possess a more defined melody, although could still be classified as tone poems. The second type of music on the album (which I would describe as vintage Pearce) may be best exemplified on the opening title track, featuring plaintive piano accented by Pearce’s always emotive ambient guitar which sighs softly underneath the sparse, intimate moody shadows of the piano. “After the Frost” could also fall into this category, especially if one imagines Jeff playing the same forlorn melody on either Chapman stick or guitar. The heartrending sad beauty of “Words from the Rain” (with an expertly applied backdrop of falling rain) is indicative of the third type of music on the album, one that bears a strong resemblance to the minimalist chamber style of Tim Story (note the deeply echoed piano on this track, a device that Story uses on many of his solo works).
All of the thirteen tracks on In the Season… are winners, as the mood crisscrosses various moods and sensations: the subtle liveliness of “Autumn and Regret II,” the somber yet slowly rolling fluidity of “Where the Rivers Begin,” a faint whisper of hope (with a hint of church hymn music contained in the melody) in “Harvest Prayer,” a dash of jazz amidst the sepia tones of “Newfallen,” and the deep (almost funereal) drama of “Where All Rivers End,” on which the cries of ambient guitar form a subdued wailing of sorrow amidst the stark darkness of the piano, accented by other ambient textures underneath.

roughbarked said:
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ms spock said:
buffy said:Hello Holidayers. Done my morning stuff, eaten some fish and chips (appetite almost back to normal) and now I should plant out some lettuce seedlings and sort the potatoes I dug before. Might have a bit of a lie down and read later, in deference to post viral fatigue. But it won’t get the better of me.
- waves to buffy *
Buffy wants to use the col change to transplant things.. smart move.. It won’t get hot again for at least a few days.
Is that important – to wait for cold weather to transplant?
If so, why and to what plants does the rule not apply?
Hello spocky. I’ll pop back here later. I just sent an email from Long to his breeder. I enjoy writing the letters from the dog’s point of view and the breeder enjoys reading them (or so he says).
Plants just survive the transplant better if they are not fried the next day Michael V. I am still going to be taking a bit of a risk. If it gets into the thirties again within three or four days I might lose them.
You made me check the forecast, didn’t you! Heading slowly up to a 33 for Wednesday according the current forecast, so I should be OK.
The other thing I want to plant out is some broccoli, but it is cabbage white season, so I’ll have to net it.
Michael V said:
roughbarked said:.
ms spock said:
- waves to buffy *
Buffy wants to use the col change to transplant things.. smart move.. It won’t get hot again for at least a few days.
Is that important – to wait for cold weather to transplant?
If so, why and to what plants does the rule not apply?
Yes. It is of the ultimate of importance to any person whom others may observe as having a green thumb.
no plants.. unless you are standing in a flood.
Thanks. I didn’t know that.
But then I don’t have green thumbs, not at all.
:(
Michael V said:
Thanks. I didn’t know that.But then I don’t have green thumbs, not at all.
:(
Mine are brown..
roughbarked said:
Michael V said:
roughbarked said:.Buffy wants to use the col change to transplant things.. smart move.. It won’t get hot again for at least a few days.
Is that important – to wait for cold weather to transplant?
If so, why and to what plants does the rule not apply?
Yes. It is of the ultimate of importance to any person whom others may observe as having a green thumb.
no plants.. unless you are standing in a flood.
I was fond of telling my customers to wait for the shady days. They’d look at me strangely.. ‘d say, you know the days when god pulls the shadecloth across?.. used to get even stranger looks.
Michael V said:
ms spock said:.
Michael V said:
I’ve just taken Mrs V to the airport. She’s off to Sydney for her father’s 92nd birthday (tomorrow?).
So you are partying hard and alone!
- notes mischief will shortly be in progress *
Droppy will be here soon with a slab and a bottle of rum, apparently.
:)
:-D
buffy said:
Hello spocky. I’ll pop back here later. I just sent an email from Long to his breeder. I enjoy writing the letters from the dog’s point of view and the breeder enjoys reading them (or so he says).
LOL
You mad buffy you!
Was about to has a quick shower then quickly duck into the markets. But then my housemate got into the bathroom before me so there goes that plan!
Arvo folks.
Lunch break :)
stumpy_seahorse said:
Arvo folks.Lunch break :)
Time for me to think about going back to work
2 hours is perfect in summer.. on the cool days.roughbarked said:
stumpy_seahorse said:
Arvo folks.Lunch break :)
Time for me to think about going back to work
2 hours is perfect in summer.. on the cool days.
yeah, been replacing/repairing all morning, tuning and tyre cutting this arvo
http://www.abcforums.com/showthread.php?4193-Someone-please-help!!!&p=101909&posted=1#post101909
someone elsebut to tell you the truth.. like evevyone else… she lost me at “The sound coming from everywhere.. including “the bathroom mirror..”
2:19
me
she has hearing difficulties would be my first guess.. being as knowledgeable about them as I am.
I’m at work for the afternoon, but it’s as slow as a wet week so I’m here bothering you lot.
Divine Angel said:
I’m at work for the afternoon, but it’s as slow as a wet week so I’m here bothering you lot.
….hides….

Lei Xue, Porcelain 5, 2007.
Trashed aluminium cans in the porcelain style.
kii said:
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Lei Xue, Porcelain 5, 2007.
Trashed aluminium cans in the porcelain style.
Ah yes, Ming Dynasty soda cans.
Dropbear said:
Divine Angel said:
I wish I’d never had my stupid teeth out. There, I said it.
you’re a queenslander.. don’t expect to have any teeth left by 30
Especially if you barrack for Collingwood!
Why would a Queenslander be barracking for Collingwood?
kii said:
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Lei Xue, Porcelain 5, 2007.
Trashed aluminium cans in the porcelain style.
I like this!
Divine Angel said:
Why would a Queenslander be barracking for Collingwood?
Why would anyone do? or be either?

Oi!
I love Queensland :)
Divine Angel said:
Oi!I love Queensland :)
Why?
Divine Angel said:
Oi!I love Queensland :)
Don’t give up hope, a cure will be found for you one day.
It’s bright and sunny and Mr Mutant is here and there’s lovely oceans and mountains and you don’t have to pay an annual fee for personalised number plates.
Divine Angel said:
It’s bright and sunny and Mr Mutant is here and there’s lovely oceans and mountains and you don’t have to pay an annual fee for personalised number plates.
Yeah, well….it’s also hot, humid and full of my rellies :/
I don’t mind hot & humid, and the winters are lot more tolerable than Blue Mts and Southern Highlands :D
Divine Angel said:
I don’t mind hot & humid, and the winters are lot more tolerable than Blue Mts and Southern Highlands :D
Sometimes I believe my FiL
he said .. this place is the best place on earth.. for more days of the year than any other.. today.. 23.2°C r/h 28%For the record, Jasmine does not feel the same way I do.
Divine Angel said:
I don’t mind hot & humid, and the winters are lot more tolerable than Blue Mts and Southern Highlands :D
Hmmmm…well…you were in Blaxland and that is NOT the mountains :P Did you get snow in Bowral?
Divine Angel said:
For the record, Jasmine does not feel the same way I do.
Neither do any of my female companions.
Divine Angel said:
For the record, Jasmine does not feel the same way I do.
Poor Jasmine :(
kii said:
Hmmmm…well…you were in Blaxland and that is NOT the mountains :P Did you get snow in Bowral?
Blaxland and Springwood! :p But I went to TAFE in Katoomba for years.
It snowed once while I was in Bowral. What a horrible day that was.
Divine Angel said:
Blaxland and Springwood! :p But I went to TAFE in Katoomba for years.
It snowed once while I was in Bowral. What a horrible day that was.
Wimp:P
Mr Mutant wants to go to Auckland for our anniversary this year. Really? NZ in winter? Get stuffed!
I’m back. Sort of. Passing through on the way to the bed for a read (and snooze). The new cafe hasn’t managed to open yet, so can’t go and try it out yet.
I’m heading to bed…have to wake mr kii up first, so he can go to bed.
Nighty night buffy and kii.
Divine Angel said:
Nighty night buffy and kii.
dittoes
I’m wondering if I heard correctly… Overheard someone say, “I don’t think my sphincter is working today.”
Divine Angel said:
I’m wondering if I heard correctly… Overheard someone say, “I don’t think my sphincter is working today.”
sounds shitless
roughbarked said:
Divine Angel said:
I’m wondering if I heard correctly… Overheard someone say, “I don’t think my sphincter is working today.”
sounds shitless
Divine Angel said:
I’m wondering if I heard correctly… Overheard someone say, “I don’t think my sphincter is working today.”
Were you at Bunnings garden centre?
…it was most likely ‘sprinkler’ not sphincter.
No, I’m here at work. No sprinklers.
Hmm, I dunno then, maybe it has some strange correlation with Joolia reading you proverbs from the Bible last night.
I know where the bible quotes came from, I was watching The Others before I went to bed.
jjjust moi said:
roughbarked said:
Divine Angel said:
I’m wondering if I heard correctly… Overheard someone say, “I don’t think my sphincter is working today.”
sounds shitless
When the default position is closed, I would have thought the opposite.
depends on what is named either side of that boundary.
If the guy did say that, maybe he meant he’s been sharting.
roughbarked said:
jjjust moi said:
roughbarked said:sounds shitless
When the default position is closed, I would have thought the opposite.depends on what is named either side of that boundary.
morrie said:
roughbarked said:
jjjust moi said:When the default position is closed, I would have thought the opposite.
depends on what is named either side of that boundary.
We have more than one sphincter.
yair.. ;)
jjjust moi said:
roughbarked said:
Divine Angel said:
I’m wondering if I heard correctly… Overheard someone say, “I don’t think my sphincter is working today.”
sounds shitless
When the default position is closed, I would have thought the opposite.
It could be malfunctioning by seizing up in the closed position, also.
ahhh the riddle of the sphincter.
There’s certainly no evidence of a malfunctioning sphincter in the centre, so I’m happy (as are the cleaners).
Clark, who had been running late for meetings with probation and Centrelink officers, pleaded guilty to manslaughter.
Tests showed she had alcohol, valium, oxazapan, temazepan, cannabis, codeine and doxylimen in her system and the sentencing judge described her as a “pharmacological nightmare”.
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2013/02/02/15/00/aust-to-deport-kiwi-who-killed-two-boys
Diazepam, Oxazapan and Temazepam. I’d be comatose.
Angus Prune said:
jjjust moi said:
roughbarked said:sounds shitless
When the default position is closed, I would have thought the opposite.It could be malfunctioning by seizing up in the closed position, also.
“Police believe a spider may have been the cause of an explosion at a home in Kirribilli today.
Emergency services were called to the home in McDougall Street shortly after 1pm (Saturday 2 February 2013), after an explosion blew out the bathroom and kitchen windows and destroyed a washing machine.
A 66-year-old woman told police and fire fighters she’d seen a spider on her washing machine and sprayed it with an insecticide, however, it ran under the machine.
She sprayed more insecticide under the washing machine and fire investigators believe the engine ignited the spray, triggering the explosion. The washing machine was destroyed.
The homeowner was treated by NSW Ambulance Paramedics at the scene after sustaining singed hair and blurred vision.
There was no sign of the spider.”
Dear oh dear oh dear. Replacing CFCs with hydrocarbon propellants does carry risks.
Enjoying some delicious cubes of marinated goat’s cheese, washed down with a strong & tasty red.
Very still, quiet & overcast day in the middle of the island. A perfect day for getting a bit mellow, and then getting a bit more mellow etc.
Geoff D said:
Police believe a spider may have been the cause of an explosion at a home in Kirribilli today.
It’s the only way to be sure.
>Police believe a spider may have been the cause of an explosion at a home in Kirribilli today.
Wonder if her insurance covers spider explosions.
Spider, 1, arachnophobe, 0
My sister’s response to buffy’s pug album:
>Thanks for that Nicky- how utterly cute! I’ve never seen an all black pug before. I want one! Nice pics of the patient old boxers too…<
Today’s the 40th anniversary of Oma’s death.
That’s a long gap between the passing of an oma and an opa.
Divine Angel said:
Today’s the 40th anniversary of Oma’s death.
That is along time ago.
Bubblecar said:
That’s a long gap between the passing of an oma and an opa.
Indeed. Opa never remarried but he did have a couple of lady friends. Oma died from complications from surgery; blood clots and septicaemia I believe.
So, you met your Oma when you were about -8 or so.
Michael V said:
So, you met your Oma when you were about -8 or so.
-5
Divine Angel said:
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Michael V said:
So, you met your Oma when you were about -8 or so.
-5
Bloody!
Sspeaking of parties, what was the date we decided? I forgot.
Yep, this year will be 5 years.
March 19, I think.
Divine Angel said:
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Yep, this year will be 5 years.March 19, I think.
Hmmm, so you’ve forgotten, too. Now I don’t feel so bad. It’d be a Saturday (9, 16 or 23) and 19th is a Tuesday…
I had been thinking the 9th.
I guess I’d better text Mrs V, after I get a phone recharge.
In that case it would be the 16th. It’s on my Aldi pad calendar, which is at home.
Easter is the last weekend in March.
OK.
Michael V said:
Sspeaking of parties, what was the date we decided? I forgot.
9th of March 2013.
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:.
Yep, this year will be 5 years.March 19, I think.
Hmmm, so you’ve forgotten, too. Now I don’t feel so bad. It’d be a Saturday (9, 16 or 23) and 19th is a Tuesday…
I had been thinking the 9th.
I guess I’d better text Mrs V, after I get a phone recharge.
March 9th!
You both forgot! How could you!
lol
ms spock said:
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Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:.
Yep, this year will be 5 years.March 19, I think.
Hmmm, so you’ve forgotten, too. Now I don’t feel so bad. It’d be a Saturday (9, 16 or 23) and 19th is a Tuesday…
I had been thinking the 9th.
I guess I’d better text Mrs V, after I get a phone recharge.
March 9th!
You both forgot! How could you!
lol
I blame age and alcoholism.
DA can’t blame either.
:)
Michael V said:
ms spock said:.
Michael V said:
.Hmmm, so you’ve forgotten, too. Now I don’t feel so bad. It’d be a Saturday (9, 16 or 23) and 19th is a Tuesday…
I had been thinking the 9th.
I guess I’d better text Mrs V, after I get a phone recharge.
March 9th!
You both forgot! How could you!
lol
I blame age and alcoholism.
DA can’t blame either.
:)
LOL!
:-D
You’d think I would remember, it’s the week after Mr Mutant comes home from India and Nepal. I’m too concerned with how many doughnuts to order for the country hicks coming in for the Keith Urban concert on Tuesday.
Yeah, yeah, DA.
“Brisbane Science and Pie-making Society Pud, 16 March.” Would that do?
SP won’t like the thread title – too many words for his smart phone.
But apparently it’s the 9th of March.
Divine Angel said:
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But apparently it’s the 9th of March.
But, but, spockie said 16th.
I’d better check with Mrs V. She’s my calendar girl.
Better get a phone recharge.
:(
ms spock said:
Michael V said:
Sspeaking of parties, what was the date we decided? I forgot.
9th of March 2013.
Nah, Spocky said this ^
Youse are confusing me, I’ve only got a little girly brain ya know.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Guernsey_Literary_and_Potato_Peel_Pie_Society
By the way, the book is a great read.
Divine Angel said:
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ms spock said:
Michael V said:
Sspeaking of parties, what was the date we decided? I forgot.
9th of March 2013.
Nah, Spocky said this ^
Youse are confusing me, I’ve only got a little girly brain ya know.
You’re confused. Imagine how I am – all aged and alcoholic and stuff!
.
Michael V said:
Yeah, yeah, DA.“Brisbane Science and Pie-making Society Pud, 16 March.” Would that do?
SP won’t like the thread title – too many words for his smart phone.
But it is the 9th of March, not the 16th…
Well we took Papa Bear out on two road trips – one yesterday and one today.
Now we are taking him out for dinner!
Michael V said:
Yeah, yeah, DA.“Brisbane Science and Pie-making Society Pud, 16 March.” Would that do?
SP won’t like the thread title – too many words for his smart phone.
“BS & PMS”
Cool! Did he enjoy it?
Yes, DA has already corrected me. I had the back of my hand slapped with a ruler.
BTW MV, my car remote is holding up very well, thankyou!
..and it’s good morning from me :)
What’s for breakfast kii?
Tea with a dash of milk. Whole grain toast with honey from the saguaro desert, Laura Scudder’s crunchy pb and two small bananas. I ran out of my homemade bread yesterday, but I have another lots in the fridge waiting to be baked :)
My night so far has consisted of:
a) Watching the “Dying Detective” episode of the Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes
b) Having a delicious supper of leftover pinkeye potatoes, fresh green beans & butter
c) Listening to fine music
d) Adding a rejoinder to an ongoing online debate I’m enduring with creepy paedophile “activist” Tom O’Carroll
Divine Angel said:
Geoff D said:
Police believe a spider may have been the cause of an explosion at a home in Kirribilli today.It’s the only way to be sure.
…snorts tea everywhere….
Sounds interesting, Bubblecar.
I’m wondering whether to respond to someone about Disney fairy tales. I mentioned the Grimm version of Cinderella and she’s gotten all bent out of shape.
O’Carroll’s latest post included: “I do accept a different comparison, though, made not by me but by psychologist Prof. J. Michael Bailey. A family man of unimpeachably conventional sexuality himself, Bailey reviewed my recent book Michael Jackson’s Dangerous Liaisons (which by the way includes up-to-date research on paedophilia, which I have been criticized here for not giving) very favourably, although he concluded that my reforming zeal was “quixotic”. I’ll happily settle for that. Don Quixote was an honourable knight, brave and steadfast in defence of his values. It would be immodest of me to claim such qualities, but I do aspire to them: you don’t battle on for decades, with no personal gain and much loss, in the absence of strong motivation.”
My reply was: “Trouble is, Tom, you’ve done time for distributing child porn, featuring kids being raped and tortured, according to the police reports. You’ve acknowledged this yourself, and assured us you “deeply regret” this “dark side” of your nature. But alas, this doesn’t stop you portraying YOURSELF as the victim, while assuring the rest of us that paedophilia is NOT about the indulgence of adult exploitation fantasies. Somehow, it’s actually about advancing the rights of children, not about adults pretending that their own sexual intrusions are exactly what kids need. Call me skeptical, but I suspect that the thousands upon thousands of documented victim statements paint a slightly more realistic picture of what happens when grown men decide it’s their right to fuck children.”
Sheesh :/
That makes my Disney movies and Grimm’s fairy tales a bit trite.
Good grief my eyes are having trouble waking up.
mr kii has been awake since 345am – nearly 5 hours. He’s nuts.
Gee….that other chat thread is a tad boring with the out of focus satellite photos of the same thing.
kii said:
Gee….that other chat thread is a tad boring with the out of focus satellite photos of the same thing.
not boring to me but we do have several chat threads.. ;)
How are ya kii?
kii said:
Gee….that other chat thread is a tad boring with the out of focus satellite photos of the same thing.
morrie said:
kii said:
Gee….that other chat thread is a tad boring with the out of focus satellite photos of the same thing.
Not so much out of focus as at the limit of resolution I think.
zooming back a bit will show the line of circular markings
well I’m off to bed then. I’m out of focus and at the limits of zooming too.
roughbarked said:
not boring to me but we do have several chat threads.. ;)
How are ya kii?
Fine, thanks.
(Generic answer that I give to the customers at work.)
party_pants said:
well I’m off to bed then. I’m out of focus and at the limits of zooming too.
:) my eyes are bleary as well but I have to be awake again in 2 hours anyway
If I don’t return it’s because my espresso machine blew up. mr kii is on stand-by while I fire it up.
kii said:
roughbarked said:not boring to me but we do have several chat threads.. ;)
How are ya kii?
Fine, thanks.
(Generic answer that I give to the customers at work.)
Myself as well.. My FIL used to give me a serve if I said “good”
“I know you are good or you’d be in gaol. I asked HOW you are, not WHAT you are”.
Okay – coffee made. No explosions. We’ll search out a new machine today….and a belt for the vacuum cleaner and a pizza stone.
kii said:
Okay – coffee made. No explosions. We’ll search out a new machine today….and a belt for the vacuum cleaner and a pizza stone.
The coffee machine just needs a seal.. cost $1.50 Knowing where to source seal and where it needs to be fitted, size of seal etc.. $1,000
roughbarked said:
The coffee machine just needs a seal.. cost $1.50 Knowing where to source seal and where it needs to be fitted, size of seal etc.. $1,000
As I said before – the selector knob is also stuffed. I will dismantle the old machine to get any useful parts for Steampunkery items.
Fuuuuck
kii said:
roughbarked said:The coffee machine just needs a seal.. cost $1.50 Knowing where to source seal and where it needs to be fitted, size of seal etc.. $1,000
As I said before – the selector knob is also stuffed. I will dismantle the old machine to get any useful parts for Steampunkery items.
Kewl.
anyway the pictures seem to have sent the other thread users to sleep.. I’ve got to be awake again in an hour and a half.. then go to work using sharp instruments amongst very prickly small trees.kii said:
Fuuuuck
So, he wasn’t a longhair bearded guy after all?
g’night, roughbarked.
I must away to the shops and spend money :P
kii said:
g’night, roughbarked.I must away to the shops and spend money :P
ciao arrivedeci
Greetings…
See what you’ve done kii?
Mother of confusion!
Skeptic Pete said:
See what you’ve done kii?Mother of confusion!
I’m not confused and poopy_pants started the other one AFTER I started this one because you complained…so
:P
hehe :-)
So how’s the states?
I have purchased a new espresso machine, some Girl Scout cookies (despite my objection to the palm oil content), some nice colourful bulldog clips, some pretty stickers, 3 types of Tabasco sauce, some more flour and yeast for bread making, some more coughing supplies, but no eraser for my chalkboard :( but I will make one from some felt and a kitchen pad scourer thingy.
Skeptic Pete said:
hehe :-)So how’s the states?
Same old same old….full of gun toting nutters and some other people who are nice and happy and friendly and sane…like my friend Larry (Praise the Lord and Hallelujah!!!) who we saw at the mall.
THREE types of Tabasco sauce?!
Skeptic Pete said:
THREE types of Tabasco sauce?!
There’s a very wide range in NM…mr kii lives on it (I hate it) and there was a 2 for one deal on today.. Apparently it is fairly typical for military types to become addicted to it as the food is shite in the military.
Anyway, I have to lie down and hug my heating pad and pillow.
cya kii
Good Morning people
:)
Going out for breakfast, no food in the house here :)
the espresso machine was my greatest gift this year.. I love it and will never again live without one.. like a dishwasher and an automatic washing machine…
Arts said:
the espresso machine was my greatest gift this year.. I love it and will never again live without one.. like a dishwasher and an automatic washing machine…
Was talking to my 93yo grandmother a couple of weeks ago and I asked about her favorite advancement in technology.
“The washing machine” was her answer. Grandad bought her one in the 40’s and she told him to take it back as there is no way it would be able to clean stuff as good as the copper would. She grudgingly agreed to try it and never used the copper again. :)
We got a Krups espresso machine free with a gas heater waay back in Oz….2001. I fell in love. That one was still tooting around in Bunbury when I was there 3 years ago.
I’m up to #3 machine since I landed in the USofA. The water is very hard here.
Carmen_Sandiego said:
Arts said:
the espresso machine was my greatest gift this year.. I love it and will never again live without one.. like a dishwasher and an automatic washing machine…Was talking to my 93yo grandmother a couple of weeks ago and I asked about her favorite advancement in technology.
“The washing machine” was her answer. Grandad bought her one in the 40’s and she told him to take it back as there is no way it would be able to clean stuff as good as the copper would. She grudgingly agreed to try it and never used the copper again. :)
Back in the day washing was one of the more onerous domestic tasks which is why so many households had washer women. The job involved making the soap and lugging buckets of water from the well and wood to stoke the fire. Add to that the muddy streets and coal streaked and grimy surfaces washing had to be done more often as well.
Carmen_Sandiego said:
Arts said:
the espresso machine was my greatest gift this year.. I love it and will never again live without one.. like a dishwasher and an automatic washing machine…Was talking to my 93yo grandmother a couple of weeks ago and I asked about her favorite advancement in technology.
“The washing machine” was her answer. Grandad bought her one in the 40’s and she told him to take it back as there is no way it would be able to clean stuff as good as the copper would. She grudgingly agreed to try it and never used the copper again. :)
exactly… it was probably the one big thing that saved the most time. Gave the women something to think about, like getting out of the house and working etc… greatest advancement for women’s independence ever…
Carmen_Sandiego said:
She grudgingly agreed to try it and never used the copper again. :)
We had a copper when I was a kid and a wringer washing machine. Mum used the copper for whites. I loved it. It was like a cauldron :D plus it had a great smell. Dad installed a second shower in the corner of the laundry near the copper and in winter that was the best place to have a shower.
kii said:
We got a Krups espresso machine free with a gas heater waay back in Oz….2001. I fell in love. That one was still tooting around in Bunbury when I was there 3 years ago.I’m up to #3 machine since I landed in the USofA. The water is very hard here.
I was gunning for one of those grind and pack you own coffee machines.. but the family decided that the pod one from nespresso was better… boy were they right. Neat, easy, clean, cheap. I spend 70c per coffee now where as before I was spending $4.60 per coffee shop coffee…
Hey Arts, I have the full day off today and am bored already. You up for a lunch?
Oh dear….
Skunkworks said:
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Carmen_Sandiego said:
Arts said:
the espresso machine was my greatest gift this year.. I love it and will never again live without one.. like a dishwasher and an automatic washing machine…Was talking to my 93yo grandmother a couple of weeks ago and I asked about her favorite advancement in technology.
“The washing machine” was her answer. Grandad bought her one in the 40’s and she told him to take it back as there is no way it would be able to clean stuff as good as the copper would. She grudgingly agreed to try it and never used the copper again. :)
Back in the day washing was one of the more onerous domestic tasks which is why so many households had washer women. The job involved making the soap and lugging buckets of water from the well and wood to stoke the fire. Add to that the muddy streets and coal streaked and grimy surfaces washing had to be done more often as well.
Yes. The most important robot in history. Combined effects of two robots (washing machine and refridgerator) meant women no longer had to be tied to home. They could take paid work. Family incomes improved. Once necessities were taken care of, other robots (eg Espresso machines)
were designed and purchased.
>I was gunning for one of those grind and pack you own coffee machines.. but the family decided that the pod one from nespresso was better… boy were they right. Neat, easy, clean, cheap. I spend 70c per coffee now where as before I was spending $4.60 per coffee shop coffee…
+ eleventybazzilion
I’ve had one for just over a year now. SWMBO bought me one last christmas.
Love it, love it, love it!
>Gave the women something to think about, like getting out of the house and working etc
The decline of western civilisation can be traced directly back to this ‘innovation’.
sibeen said:
+ eleventybazzilion
I’ve had one for just over a year now. SWMBO bought me one last christmas.
Love it, love it, love it!
Morning…Morning…Morning…
Before anyone gets excited….I have crossed so many people off my xmas card list that there’s no one on it now. Plus I don’t believe in the xmas crap, so if I send you a xmas card it means you are in trouble. Big time Trouble.
Michael V said:
Yes. The most important robot in history. Combined effects of two robots (washing machine and refridgerator) meant women no longer had to be tied to home. They could take paid work. Family incomes improved. Once necessities were taken care of, other robots (eg Espresso machines)
were designed and purchased.
Yeah, and didn’t that work out well.
I don’t like that coffee machine coffee.
I much prefer the instant coffee, like Nescafe or Maxwellhouse
But I prefer tea anyway.
Oh, I see Arts has already said what I said.
My mother had work when she married – she was a school teacher, as was dad. They bought a Thor Automagic washing machine, so I never knew about coppers, wringer machines or twin-tub machines when growing up. It wasn’t really automatic because it had no timers or program (cycle). It had a stick operated gearbox. I was taught to operate it at an early age.
>>Yes. The most important robot in history
On Sunday nights the blind peoples radio is serialising Azimof’s I Robot.
Last night was the first episode.
I like radio plays and serials.
Uh-oh, sunday chorus has started. Dirge music from next door accompanied by whipper snippers and lawnmowers up and down the street.
Michael V said:
Uh-oh, sunday chorus has started. Dirge music from next door accompanied by whipper snippers and lawnmowers up and down the street.
Pfft…we have the idjit over the back fence who sits in his car and turns the stereo up LOUD!!!!!
Arts said:
kii said:
We got a Krups espresso machine free with a gas heater waay back in Oz….2001. I fell in love. That one was still tooting around in Bunbury when I was there 3 years ago.I’m up to #3 machine since I landed in the USofA. The water is very hard here.
I was gunning for one of those grind and pack you own coffee machines.. but the family decided that the pod one from nespresso was better… boy were they right. Neat, easy, clean, cheap. I spend 70c per coffee now where as before I was spending $4.60 per coffee shop coffee…
When they first came out there was a bit of hew and cry about all the waste from the pods being thrown out…..do greenies still worry about that?
….I use a plunger anyway. Less capital investment.
Arts said:
kii said:
We got a Krups espresso machine free with a gas heater waay back in Oz….2001. I fell in love. That one was still tooting around in Bunbury when I was there 3 years ago.I’m up to #3 machine since I landed in the USofA. The water is very hard here.
I was gunning for one of those grind and pack you own coffee machines.. but the family decided that the pod one from nespresso was better… boy were they right. Neat, easy, clean, cheap. I spend 70c per coffee now where as before I was spending $4.60 per coffee shop coffee…
Are you saying you never made coffee at home before you had the nespresso machine?
…and that whenever you wanted a coffee you’d have to pop out to the coffee club or sumfin?
Angus Prune said:
When they first came out there was a bit of hew and cry about all the waste from the pods being thrown out…..do greenies still worry about that?
….I use a plunger anyway. Less capital investment.
I’ve seen reusable pod things, somewhere. You fill them with your favourite coffee.
Carmen_Sandiego said:
Hey Arts, I have the full day off today and am bored already. You up for a lunch?
I have children and afternoon tea today. I think the fringe is still on in the city near the art gallery, and the water labyrinth in Forest Chase is pretty neat (and refreshingly cool) too…
Michael V said:
Skunkworks said:.
Carmen_Sandiego said:Was talking to my 93yo grandmother a couple of weeks ago and I asked about her favorite advancement in technology.
“The washing machine” was her answer. Grandad bought her one in the 40’s and she told him to take it back as there is no way it would be able to clean stuff as good as the copper would. She grudgingly agreed to try it and never used the copper again. :)
Back in the day washing was one of the more onerous domestic tasks which is why so many households had washer women. The job involved making the soap and lugging buckets of water from the well and wood to stoke the fire. Add to that the muddy streets and coal streaked and grimy surfaces washing had to be done more often as well.
Yes. The most important robot in history. Combined effects of two robots (washing machine and refridgerator) meant women no longer had to be tied to home. They could take paid work. Family incomes improved. Once necessities were taken care of, other robots (eg Espresso machines)
were designed and purchased.
like
I wonder whether we are allowed to use water yet? Severe water conservation measures introduction and repeal hasn’t been mentioned on council’s web site. Their introduction was mentioned in the news, but the repeal hasn’t.
I’d like to get some washing done. And clean the cyclone-induced tannin-and-earth stains off the concrete.
kii said:
Before anyone gets excited….I have crossed so many people off my xmas card list that there’s no one on it now. Plus I don’t believe in the xmas crap, so if I send you a xmas card it means you are in trouble. Big time Trouble.
that’s my default state :)
Azimof’s I Robot. Asimov.
hew and cry. hue and cry.
proofreading duties over.
morning all.
;-)
Lord_Lucan said:
I don’t like that coffee machine coffee.
I much prefer the instant coffee, like Nescafe or MaxwellhouseBut I prefer tea anyway.
add this guy to your list too…
Michael V said:
Combined effects of two robots (washing machine and refridgerator) meant women no longer had to be tied to home. They could take paid work. Family incomes improved.
Some would say the shift has back-fired horribly and doomed whole generations to very high levels of poverty and reliance upon welfare services, with all the attendant health and economic impacts of social disintegration, some would.
Rule 303 said:
Michael V said:Combined effects of two robots (washing machine and refridgerator) meant women no longer had to be tied to home. They could take paid work. Family incomes improved.Some would say the shift has back-fired horribly and doomed whole generations to very high levels of poverty and reliance upon welfare services, with all the attendant health and economic impacts of social disintegration, some would.
Some people forget that previous generations had the same, but without the welfare.
Michael V said:
Uh-oh, sunday chorus has started. Dirge music from next door accompanied by whipper snippers and lawnmowers up and down the street.
…Sunday morning *sigh
The day some amazing person invents a quiet:
I’ll be a happy man
Angus Prune said:
Arts said:
kii said:
We got a Krups espresso machine free with a gas heater waay back in Oz….2001. I fell in love. That one was still tooting around in Bunbury when I was there 3 years ago.I’m up to #3 machine since I landed in the USofA. The water is very hard here.
I was gunning for one of those grind and pack you own coffee machines.. but the family decided that the pod one from nespresso was better… boy were they right. Neat, easy, clean, cheap. I spend 70c per coffee now where as before I was spending $4.60 per coffee shop coffee…
When they first came out there was a bit of hew and cry about all the waste from the pods being thrown out…..do greenies still worry about that?
….I use a plunger anyway. Less capital investment.
they have a ‘recycling’ section. It’s not great, well here in Perth there’s only one, too and if you don’t visit the city too often. Of course the great thing, for them, is that they can they flog you the ‘recycling’ container.. that you can keep all your used pods in until you get to the city.
I just ditch mine… I would have just ditched the grinds as well. But at least they are making an effort. I guess things will refine in time… they are still relatively new.
Arts said:
kii said:
Before anyone gets excited….I have crossed so many people off my xmas card list that there’s no one on it now. Plus I don’t believe in the xmas crap, so if I send you a xmas card it means you are in trouble. Big time Trouble.
that’s my default state :)
…female logic
you’z women species are complicated
Arts said:
add this guy to your list too…
Aye, aye Captain Arts!
worms don’t mind coffee grounds so get a worm farm.
>>I wonder whether we are allowed to use water yet?
It’s all clear now I think Michael.
Also the rubbis dumps are free at the moment and they are collecting tree debris from the footpath from next week.
I only found that out after taking a load to the dump to the dump to the dump dump dump.
Coffee grounds are good for rose bushes.
Arts said:
kii said:
Before anyone gets excited….I have crossed so many people off my xmas card list that there’s no one on it now. Plus I don’t believe in the xmas crap, so if I send you a xmas card it means you are in trouble. Big time Trouble.
that’s my default state :)
The reality is…I’ll never send one anyway :P
…or I might send one out of season…boxed xmas cards are still on sale at work.
Aquila said:
Arts said:
kii said:
We got a Krups espresso machine free with a gas heater waay back in Oz….2001. I fell in love. That one was still tooting around in Bunbury when I was there 3 years ago.I’m up to #3 machine since I landed in the USofA. The water is very hard here.
I was gunning for one of those grind and pack you own coffee machines.. but the family decided that the pod one from nespresso was better… boy were they right. Neat, easy, clean, cheap. I spend 70c per coffee now where as before I was spending $4.60 per coffee shop coffee…
Are you saying you never made coffee at home before you had the nespresso machine?
…and that whenever you wanted a coffee you’d have to pop out to the coffee club or sumfin?
- )
well no, I would have instant at home. But I like the expressed coffee.. and I would buy at least one a day four days a week , at a minimum. noone but a genius could figure out what 4× 70 is but even I know it’s cheaper than buying it in a store.
Rule 303 said:
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Michael V said:Combined effects of two robots (washing machine and refridgerator) meant women no longer had to be tied to home. They could take paid work. Family incomes improved.Some would say the shift has back-fired horribly and doomed whole generations to very high levels of poverty and reliance upon welfare services, with all the attendant health and economic impacts of social disintegration, some would.
Angus Prune said:
Some people forget that previous generations had the same, but without the welfare.
No mate. Nothing like what we’re seeing now. The evidence is completely overwhelming.
Etymology and usage of the term
The origin of the term “espresso” is the subject of considerable debate. Although some Anglo-American dictionaries simply refer to “pressed-out”, “espresso,” much like the English word “express”, conveys the senses of “just for you” and “quickly,” which can be related to the method of espresso preparation.
The words express, expres and espresso each have several meanings in English, French and Italian. The first meaning is to do with the idea of “expressing” or squeezing the flavour from the coffee using the pressure of the steam. The second meaning is to do with speed, as in a train. Finally there is the notion of doing something “expressly” for a person … The first Bezzera and Pavoni espresso machines in 1906 took 45 seconds to make a cup of coffee, one at a time, expressly for you.
The spelling espresso is widely considered correct while expresso appears as a less common variant. Italy uses the term espresso, substituting most x letters in Latin root words with s; x is not considered part of the standard Italian alphabet. Italian people commonly refer to it simply as caffè (coffee), espresso being the ordinary coffee to order; in Spain, while café expreso is seen as the more “formal” denomination, café solo (alone, without milk) is the usual way to ask for it when at an espresso bar.
In Slovakia and Czechia, espresso is commonly referred to as preso, and is served with milk (either 10%-fat “coffee cream” packaged in small plastic cups, or milk in a tiny bucket in better cafés) on the side by default. Espresso lungo is also still more common than normale (usually referred to as piccolo), let alone ristretto. This is referred to as “presso with milk” (preso s mliekom in Slovak, preso s mlékem in Czech). The practice is slowly changing (especially under the influence of specialty coffee shops and international coffee chains).
Modern espresso, using hot water under pressure, as pioneered by Gaggia in the 1940s, was originally called crema caffè, in English “cream coffee”, as can be seen on old Gaggia machines, due to the crema. This term is no longer used, though crema caffè and variants (caffè crema, café crema) find occasional use in branding.
wiki.
i love etymologies.
Boris said:
worms don’t mind coffee grounds so get a worm farm.
oh yeah? the chickens from next door would love it… I wonder what coffee ground fed worms do to chicken eggs…
We bought one of those expresso type coffee machines for work a couple of months ago…it takes the “pods”….I don’t mind it, but for some reason that type of coffee tastes slightly more bitter than instant coffee, not sure why, must have something to do with the grinding/processing of the coffee beans
Well I’ll tell you something for free…..I’m going to thump our printer with the old espresso machine. The bastard thing is quite obstreperous!
Michael V said:
I don’t subscribe to that point of view. Recently, in East Africa, I’ve seen what people live like without robots and income and those welfare services. It’s not nice. We in Australia are lucky we don’t have that whole-population high level of extreme poverty.
Do you think their situation would be dramatically improved by putting a washing machine in each house?
Michael V said:
Rule 303 said:.
Michael V said:Combined effects of two robots (washing machine and refridgerator) meant women no longer had to be tied to home. They could take paid work. Family incomes improved.Some would say the shift has back-fired horribly and doomed whole generations to very high levels of poverty and reliance upon welfare services, with all the attendant health and economic impacts of social disintegration, some would.
I don’t subscribe to that point of view. Recently, in East Africa, I’ve seen what people live like without robots and income and those welfare services. It’s not nice. We in Australia are lucky we don’t have that whole-population high level of extreme poverty.
Yeah, we offset the poverty cycle through credit/debt…work our arses off and stress out so we can maintain a specific lifestyle
The “cost” of living in Australia is much higher than East African countries
…but I understand where you’re coming from, though
Lord_Lucan said:
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>>I wonder whether we are allowed to use water yet?It’s all clear now I think Michael.
Also the rubbis dumps are free at the moment and they are collecting tree debris from the footpath from next week.
I only found that out after taking a load to the dump to the dump to the dump dump dump.
Thanks. I caught the information about green storm debris to be placed on the footpath in 1 metre lengths, and most of mine is now out there.
You’re sure about the water conservation measures being lifted? I can’t find any info.
> Italian people commonly refer to it simply as caffè (coffee), espresso being the ordinary coffee to order;
Rocked up to Rome after a long flight, about 5 or 6 in the morning. Turned up at one of the little bars and ordered a Latte. Got a bit of a strange look from the bloke behind the jump, but he shrugged his shoulders and proceeded to make a warm milk. :)
.I’m going to thump our printer with the old espresso machine.
well….i know printers can be pains in the arse, just look at me, but violence never solved anything.
Arts said:
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Boris said:
worms don’t mind coffee grounds so get a worm farm.
oh yeah? the chickens from next door would love it… I wonder what coffee ground fed worms do to chicken eggs…
Chooks love coffee grounds. It makes no difference to the taste of eggs.
>>You’re sure about the water conservation measures being lifted?
No.
Chooks love coffee grounds.
hyper chooks. just what we need.
;-)
but for some reason that type of coffee tastes slightly more bitter than instant coffee,
go to a coffee shop, that sells beans, and experiment with different types of bean and different blends. there are hundreds.
Boris said:
.I’m going to thump our printer with the old espresso machine.well….i know printers can be pains in the arse, just look at me, but violence never solved anything.
Michael V said:
Arts said:.
Boris said:
worms don’t mind coffee grounds so get a worm farm.
oh yeah? the chickens from next door would love it… I wonder what coffee ground fed worms do to chicken eggs…
Chooks love coffee grounds. It makes no difference to the taste of eggs.
oh.. there goes that idea.
4:51pm – time for alcohol!
Rule 303 said:
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Michael V said:I don’t subscribe to that point of view. Recently, in East Africa, I’ve seen what people live like without robots and income and those welfare services. It’s not nice. We in Australia are lucky we don’t have that whole-population high level of extreme poverty.Do you think their situation would be dramatically improved by putting a washing machine in each house?
Not quite – the washing machine was the most important robot. Before that came reticulated water, grid electricity, sewers and such-like for the general town and city populations.
Lord_Lucan said:
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>>You’re sure about the water conservation measures being lifted?No.
Hmmm.
(Continues searching.)
Arts said:
Michael V said:
Arts said:.oh yeah? the chickens from next door would love it… I wonder what coffee ground fed worms do to chicken eggs…
Chooks love coffee grounds. It makes no difference to the taste of eggs.
oh.. there goes that idea.
Heheheheheh!
My grounds go into the compost bucked in the kitchen, which gets transferred to the compost bin. My soil gets improved by coffee grounds in the long run.
Boris said:
but for some reason that type of coffee tastes slightly more bitter than instant coffee,go to a coffee shop, that sells beans, and experiment with different types of bean and different blends. there are hundreds.
They say the stuff that comes out of elephants is shit.
Kopi Luwak from civets.
Michael V said:
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Lord_Lucan said:.
>>You’re sure about the water conservation measures being lifted?No.
Hmmm.
(Continues searching.)
This is the latest article I can find, but it doesn’t contain a restriction lifting time:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-01-30/water-everywhere-but-not-a-drop-to-waste/4490564
Michael V said:
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Michael V said:.
Lord_Lucan said:.
>>You’re sure about the water conservation measures being lifted?No.
Hmmm.
(Continues searching.)
This is the latest article I can find, but it doesn’t contain a restriction lifting time:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-01-30/water-everywhere-but-not-a-drop-to-waste/4490564
Stop looking everyone, I found it.
Severe Water Restrictions were lifted 1/2/12
I’ll go put the washing on…
:)
http://www.abc.net.au/local/stories/2013/01/30/3679817.htm
Brisbane’s Lord Mayor Graham Quirk says residents should continue to conserve water till midnight.
UPDATE: Water restrictions will be lifted across the city at midnight tonight.
Lord Mayor Graham Quirk says the Mount Crosby Water Treatment Plant is operating at almost full capacity, with 12 hours’ supply in the reservoirs.
Floodwaters from Brisbane clogged up filters and dramatically slowed down water purification.
Councillor Quirk says the situation is now under control.
“We will be keeping restrictions in place until midnight tonight,” he said.
Boris said:
Kopi Luwak from civets.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Ivory_coffee
Michael V said:
Not quite – the washing machine was the most important robot. Before that came reticulated water, grid electricity, sewers and such-like for the general town and city populations.
So the factors were not home appliances but the social integration, proper governance, community and so on that brought forth the development of social infrastructure. That’s the opposite of liberation through domestic mechanisation. They’re also the factors most at risk (the aforementioned social disintegration) in the current race-to-the-bottom-of-the-barrel that is the culture of individualised economic advantage.
elephant would be better them being vegans and everything. civets being omnivores would have sticky smelly shit. you would need rubber gloves for them.
one for geoff
Songs of Praise
Truro: Cornwall Male Voice Choir (Repeat)
11.30am – 12pm
ABC1
Michael, the soil around Rivertree, what do you know of it?
That whole area is granit country and the soil is white gravily sand just under the grass, this is evident from any Google Earth image where the ground has been broken, it’s white.
Any info would be helpful.
sup chubies…
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great ad on your internet presence.
Boris said:
one for geoffSongs of Praise Truro: Cornwall Male Voice Choir (Repeat)
Diane Louise Jordan visits Truro Cathedral for an evening of traditional male voice choir singing.
11.30am – 12pm
ABC1
Yes, I’ve seen that program before.
Boris said:
one for geoffSongs of Praise Truro: Cornwall Male Voice Choir (Repeat)
Diane Louise Jordan visits Truro Cathedral for an evening of traditional male voice choir singing.
11.30am – 12pm
ABC1
Yes, I’ve seen that program before.
twice, in fact
Been out beheading the biomass.
Yep, we know Geoffles :P
Dropbear said:
twice, in fact
Bit of a click glitch there.
Rule 303 said:
Michael V said:Not quite – the washing machine was the most important robot. Before that came reticulated water, grid electricity, sewers and such-like for the general town and city populations.So the factors were not home appliances but the social integration, proper governance, community and so on that brought forth the development of social infrastructure. That’s the opposite of liberation through domestic mechanisation. They’re also the factors most at risk (the aforementioned social disintegration) in the current race-to-the-bottom-of-the-barrel that is the culture of individualised economic advantage.
The water was run to the tank from a stream. I don’t know how they went in winter.
stuff doesn’t stink as much in winter…
Boris said:
The water was run to the tank from a stream. I don’t know how they went in winter.stuff doesn’t stink as much in winter…
Um….
…looks at husband…..
>stuff doesn’t stink as much in winter…
Typical pommy excuse.
Typical pommy excuse.
pffft at least we had an empire.
sibeen said:
>stuff doesn’t stink as much in winter…Typical pommy excuse.
Boris said:
Typical pommy excuse.pffft at least we had an empire.
once were whingers….
they had installed a shower in the house specifically for her visit.
a nozzle in a cupboard?
Boris said:
Typical pommy excuse.pffft at least we had an empire.
Yeah and what about now, huh?
Boris said:
they had installed a shower in the house specifically for her visit.a nozzle in a cupboard?
Yeah and what about now, huh?
empires are so yesterday that we decided, in our magnanimity, to let the natives and colonials govern themselves.
Boris said:
Yeah and what about now, huh?empires are so yesterday that we decided, in our magnanimity, to let the natives and colonials govern themselves.
So, now you have Camilla and Chucky. So sad. So creepy.
Boris said:
Yeah and what about now, huh?empires are so yesterday that we decided, in our magnanimity, to let the natives and colonials govern themselves.
that’s pretty much seen as a bad idea in most countries :)
Lord_Lucan said:
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Michael, the soil around Rivertree, what do you know of it?
That whole area is granit country and the soil is white gravily sand just under the grass, this is evident from any Google Earth image where the ground has been broken, it’s white.Any info would be helpful.
Valleys at Rivertree (apart from the river flats) are very sandy granite loam soil. The soil can vary from very thin to very thick (cm to metres) in short distances laterally. You will see the tops of granite tors and whale-backs outcropping around the place. The soils are derived from leucogranite substrate. I imagine the soil to be nutrient-poor, but quick at allowing new plant growth immediately after rain. The organic A horizon is generally very thin (mm) and seems not to recover after it has been removed. The B horizon is generally shows strong leaching – it is white to faint yellowish white. It is likely to be nutrient-poor (as mentioned).
These soils are mostly thinner and clayier than around Stanthorpe, and at least as poor – but you can see what is grown around Stanthorpe with correct work and good water. Problem is, you are mostly steeper than Stanthorpe, so care must be taken to work the ground in a way that doesn’t encourage sheet-flood and stream-flood removal of soil. Contour banks and key-line ploughing would be smart.
One property a few km down the Clarence at Rivertree successfully grows market vegetables (eg broccoli) on the slopes. The B horizon at that place is grey-coloured, indicating that some organics may have made their way into it, either through the soil-forming process, or through cultivation. Whether you have any of these greyish soils, I don’t know.
Mountain tops in many places are derived from hard, strongly hornfelsed lithic sandstones. These rocks (on slopes) produce soil-filled scree dominated by a framework of angular pebbles and cobbles. Difficult to work and often very steep country. Best left fully vegetated.
The river flats comprise medium-coarse sand-filled cobble-pebble alluvium with not much finer fraction. In some areas (eg on the Boonoo Boonoo) there are small areas of good vegetable-growing soils where a finer-grained alluvium has accumulated at river bends and creek confluences. You may have zones like that.
There are some high level (stranded) alluvial deposits on spurs, too. Some of these are also strongly leached, and may be poor agricultural soil, as aluminium and iron oxides will be residually enriched. Soils are pebbly, hard and often medium reddish brown.
Want me to come walk around the place some time, to identify these areas? I’m no soil expert, but we could do various tests. I have a hand-operated bucket auger if you want to borrow it long term for sampling. I rarely use it these days.
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>>Want me to come walk around the place some time, to identify these areas? I’m no soil expert, but we could do various tests. I have a hand-operated bucket auger if you want to borrow it long term for sampling. I rarely use it these days.
Thanks Michael, I’ve filed that soil info.
When settlement is done I’d be glad for you to inspect and assess the place.
No problems L-L.
might start posting in this thread….
bwahahahahahahaaaaaaaa
You infect this thread with the dreaded yellow snot, Boris, and I’ll smack you with a broken espresso machine.
Rule 303 said:
So the factors were not home appliances but the social integration, proper governance, community and so on that brought forth the development of social infrastructure. That’s the opposite of liberation through domestic mechanisation. They’re also the factors most at risk (the aforementioned social disintegration) in the current race-to-the-bottom-of-the-barrel that is the culture of individualised economic advantage.
I don’t know what crap you’ve been reading but you need to stop it now.
:-)
dum-dee-dum-dee-dah….
Hmmmm…think I’ll paint that wall a different colour.
We have bay windows and the little ledgy bit inside needs repainting. It gets the hot afternoon sun every day. Do I still use an interior paint or can I use exterior paint?
Divine Angel said:
We have bay windows and the little ledgy bit inside needs repainting. It gets the hot afternoon sun every day. Do I still use an interior paint or can I use exterior paint?
What do you think we are? Paint consultants? Go to Bunnings – ask them
Yeah but nah, I’m here now and not at Bunnings.
Well, my advice is – move away from Queensland or put up a proper window awning to protect and shade.
mr kii’s advice is: a cyclone is probably gonna take care of things sooner rather than later.
Jason pooh-poohed the idea of an awning or screen. Lots of houses in our street have them (obviously) and he didn’t like any of them. There is a palm which is has grown quite well over the past few years but we still need something else.
Well, it’s getting late and it’s probably time for nap nap with blanky. Hopefully DA sorts out her paint problem.
I’m a bit concerned about that dude in the PSF who hears the mirror making noises – it’s sounding quite sad, whether it is a stalker or a mental health issue.
Divine Angel said:
Jason pooh-poohed the idea of an awning or screen. Lots of houses in our street have them (obviously) and he didn’t like any of them. There is a palm which is has grown quite well over the past few years but we still need something else.
Tell Jason to just wait for the next cyclone – paint will be the least of your problems.
i go mental. 12 years is a tad long and some of the info sounds really suss.
Mr kii isn’t very chirpy today.
Someone named Desperate starts a thread on a Science Forum titled Please Help Me, it’s got fake/troll/nutter written all over it.
Lord_Lucan said:
Someone named Desperate starts a thread on a Science Forum titled Please Help Me, it’s got fake/troll/nutter written all over it.
Best chain-jerk ever.
Geoff D said:
Lord_Lucan said:
Someone named Desperate starts a thread on a Science Forum titled Please Help Me, it’s got fake/troll/nutter written all over it.
Best chain-jerk ever.
Luckily my stalkers just hide in the bushes and get shit on by bats.
>>Someone named Desperate starts a thread on a Science Forum titled Please Help Me, it’s got fake/troll/nutter written all over it<<
No, no, no, no, no! I can’t be agreeing with you!
(And you won’t be liking this situation either……)
Someone named Desperate starts a thread on a Science Forum titled Please Help Me, it’s got fake/troll/nutter written all over it
i thought of posting that i thought it was a bullshit thread but i’ve got my hands full telling postpocalypse they’re talking crap.
Boris said:
Someone named Desperate starts a thread on a Science Forum titled Please Help Me, it’s got fake/troll/nutter written all over iti thought of posting that i thought it was a bullshit thread but i’ve got my hands full telling postpocalypse they’re talking crap.
Lot more on there need to be told that.
Lot more on there need to be told that.
i am but one man, great though i may be, and can only do a mortal mans work.
Boris said:
Someone named Desperate starts a thread on a Science Forum titled Please Help Me, it’s got fake/troll/nutter written all over iti thought of posting that i thought it was a bullshit thread but i’ve got my hands full telling postpocalypse they’re talking crap.
Coughing and coughing…..blah-de-blah-blah
You’re not supposed to be awake, kii.
Divine Angel said:
You’re not supposed to be awake, kii.
Tell that to my lungs :(
KII’S LUNGS:
YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE AWAKE
kii said:
Divine Angel said:
You’re not supposed to be awake, kii.
Tell that to my lungs :(
Lungs! She is not supposed to be Awake! Cease and Desist!
Too slow!
You two are nuts :P
Has Bubblecar made it back from the shops and what’s for dinner?
kii said:
Has Bubblecar made it back from the shops and what’s for dinner?
He’s probably collapsed under a load of socks and toilet-paper.
Bump…
Witty Rejoinder said:
kii said:
Has Bubblecar made it back from the shops and what’s for dinner?
He’s probably collapsed under a load of socks and toilet-paper.
Hmmm…those weren’t on his shopping list.
kii said:
You two are nuts :P
HIGH FIVES DA
Hey, Spocky? Can you high five Witty’s noggin for me?
kii said:
Hey, Spocky? Can you high five Witty’s noggin for me?
I tickled him for you!
ms spock said:
kii said:
Hey, Spocky? Can you high five Witty’s noggin for me?
I tickled him for you!
Well, let’s hope he pays attention to a tickling.
He’s being a bad baby!
G’morning you people.
kii said:
G’morning you people.
and you, kii person. :)
Boris said:
Someone named Desperate starts a thread on a Science Forum titled Please Help Me, it’s got fake/troll/nutter written all over iti thought of posting that i thought it was a bullshit thread but i’ve got my hands full telling postpocalypse they’re talking crap.
Yes, well…yes. There is that. Though his narrative echoes some one with schizophrenia…maybe too well? Would someone with schizophrenia and a history of being “stalked” actually reach out to an online community and have they done this on other forums?
Hmmmm….meh.
Wake up!
kii said:
Wake up!
Am wide awake and just leaving to go to work.
Greetings to the seahorse.
morning/afternoon/evening (which ever the case may be)…..kii
G’afternoon to you Aquila.
Well, this is too exciting..think I’ll go cut stuff up and stitch stuff together and create excitement for the kittehs.
Good morning people
I too am back to work today. 5 weeks and I do get 2 weeks proper recreation leave :)
Pretty thread, nice thread…my precious.
Hello morning crew.
I dreamed I was injured, something with my left knee or ankle, and I was wandering around a house filled with religious people. Each room had a different religious activity; one room was filled with people praying, one had people learning about their particular bible, one was gospel singing… so I went outside for some fresh air and met up with Daisy Again, then Spider Lily and DO appeared. SL has short hair with bright red streaks and a bright red fringe, and she was wearing swimmers.
Divine Angel said:
SL has short hair with bright red streaks and a bright red fringe, and she was wearing swimmers.
What kind of swimmers? She has several pairs of Black Milks she looks good in.
Just in case anyone wants some freshly baked whole wheat bread…I’m baking it over here in the FFCC.
I don’t really remember, they were one piece and black with a diagonal stripe which I think was red.
Divine Angel said:
Hello morning crew.I dreamed I was injured, something with my left knee or ankle, and I was wandering around a house filled with religious people. Each room had a different religious activity; one room was filled with people praying, one had people learning about their particular bible, one was gospel singing… so I went outside for some fresh air and met up with Daisy Again, then Spider Lily and DO appeared. SL has short hair with bright red streaks and a bright red fringe, and she was wearing swimmers.
I think you need to concentrate on the injury and the fact that the rooms were filled with different activities but pertaining to the one subject
I just liked that I was at a religious thing but sciency people rocked up :)
Divine Angel said:
I just liked that I was at a religious thing but sciency people rocked up :)
Were they baking bread? Like me?
Divine Angel said:
I just liked that I was at a religious thing but sciency people rocked up :)
sure SP wasn’t there?
Well, bugger me. There’s a player in the Superbowl named … wait for it … Flacco.
Geoff D said:
Well, bugger me. There’s a player in the Superbowl named … wait for it … Flacco.
ah.. so that’s where he went…
Snort…

Geoff D said:
Well, bugger me. There’s a player in the Superbowl named … wait for it … Flacco.
Ah ha! Flacco my sweet. My mum lived next door to a Yugoslavian woman who was so much like Flacco (appearance and voice) that I had great trouble keeping a straight face around her. I like to think that Paul Livingstone saw her at the local supermarket and based Flacco on her.
(She had a heart of gold when I knew her back in the late 80s)
so many chat threads to say good morning in….
Boris said:
so many chat threads to say good morning in….
Pick me! Pick me!
I have cookies.
(Well, no…but freshly baked bread)
I have cookies.
been in the usa too long kii.
Boris said:
I have cookies.been in the usa too long kii.
Six bloody years :/
>>(Well, no…but freshly baked bread)
So to make your own bread from scratchum would be bloody hard process without any guarantee of succes at any stage let alone the final product.
1. grow your grain
b. harvest the top bit.
3. thrash the shit out of the top bit
d. winnow the to bits by throwing it up in the air on a windy day, you could end up with nothing.
V. grind the bits that don’t blow away to a fine powder.
VI. mix with water salt and baking soda and shove in an oven.
g. throw the burnt unrisen lump of shit out nd go and buy a TipTop loaf from the nearest shop.
8. Bring home and cover with butter and jam, yum.
In the early days of their marriage, mum used to bake her own bread. Unfortunately they weren’t very good. Dad joked they could be used as door stoppers and mum was so upset she never made bread again.
Lord_Lucan said:
>>(Well, no…but freshly baked bread)So to make your own bread from scratchum would be bloody hard process without any guarantee of succes at any stage let alone the final product.
1. grow your grain
b. harvest the top bit.
3. thrash the shit out of the top bit
d. winnow the to bits by throwing it up in the air on a windy day, you could end up with nothing.
V. grind the bits that don’t blow away to a fine powder.
VI. mix with water salt and baking soda and shove in an oven.
g. throw the burnt unrisen lump of shit out nd go and buy a TipTop loaf from the nearest shop.
8. Bring home and cover with butter and jam, yum.
The Little Red Hen is one of my favourite stories.
Once upon a time I had a stone grain mill and I ground my own flour :
I’m using the method devised by these people in these books:
http://www.artisanbreadinfive.com/
Was staying at a mate’s place once, and answered his phone to someone who sounded exactly like Flacco.
Turned out it was flacco.
Carmen_Sandiego said:
Was staying at a mate’s place once, and answered his phone to someone who sounded exactly like Flacco.
Turned out it was flacco.
…swoon…
Lord_Lucan said:
>>(Well, no…but freshly baked bread)So to make your own bread from scratchum would be bloody hard process without any guarantee of succes at any stage let alone the final product.
1. grow your grain
b. harvest the top bit.
3. thrash the shit out of the top bit
d. winnow the to bits by throwing it up in the air on a windy day, you could end up with nothing.
V. grind the bits that don’t blow away to a fine powder.
VI. mix with water salt and baking soda and shove in an oven.
g. throw the burnt unrisen lump of shit out nd go and buy a TipTop loaf from the nearest shop.
8. Bring home and cover with butter and jam, yum.
You forgot the yeast.
kii said:
Boris said:
I have cookies.been in the usa too long kii.
Six bloody years :/
with all those guns… bloody indeed
Skeptic Pete said:
Lord_Lucan said:
>>(Well, no…but freshly baked bread)So to make your own bread from scratchum would be bloody hard process without any guarantee of succes at any stage let alone the final product.
1. grow your grain
b. harvest the top bit.
3. thrash the shit out of the top bit
d. winnow the to bits by throwing it up in the air on a windy day, you could end up with nothing.
V. grind the bits that don’t blow away to a fine powder.
VI. mix with water salt and baking soda and shove in an oven.
g. throw the burnt unrisen lump of shit out nd go and buy a TipTop loaf from the nearest shop.
8. Bring home and cover with butter and jam, yum.
Well of course it’s a wizened lump of shit.You forgot the yeast.
He certainly did.
;)roughbarked said:
He’s Jewish.
Skeptic Pete said:
Lord_Lucan said:
>>(Well, no…but freshly baked bread)So to make your own bread from scratchum would be bloody hard process without any guarantee of succes at any stage let alone the final product.
1. grow your grain
b. harvest the top bit.
3. thrash the shit out of the top bit
d. winnow the to bits by throwing it up in the air on a windy day, you could end up with nothing.
V. grind the bits that don’t blow away to a fine powder.
VI. mix with water salt and baking soda and shove in an oven.
g. throw the burnt unrisen lump of shit out nd go and buy a TipTop loaf from the nearest shop.
8. Bring home and cover with butter and jam, yum.
Well of course it’s a wizened lump of shit.You forgot the yeast.
He certainly did.
;)
Thats Passover bread recipe.
he was making damper hence the soda and no yeast.
Divine Angel said:
In the early days of their marriage, mum used to bake her own bread. Unfortunately they weren’t very good. Dad joked they could be used as door stoppers and mum was so upset she never made bread again.
jjjust moi said:
roughbarked said:He’s Jewish.
Skeptic Pete said:Well of course it’s a wizened lump of shit.
You forgot the yeast.
He certainly did.
;)Thats Passover bread recipe.
Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah
Some call me the gangster of love
Some people call me Morrie
‘Cause I kill the forum for fun
Boris said:
Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah
Some call me the gangster of love
Some people call me Morrie
‘Cause I kill the forum for fun
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/972/in-steve-millers-the-joker-what-is-the-pompatus-of-love
which has, finally, found the source and “meaning”.
Boris said:
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/972/in-steve-millers-the-joker-what-is-the-pompatus-of-lovewhich has, finally, found the source and “meaning”.
As you were.
morrie said:
As you were.
and still am.
roughbarked said:
morrie said:
As you were.
and still am.
morrie said:
and with you.
roughbarked said:
morrie said:
As you were.
and still am.
World without end,
Amen.
Abracadabra…..
kii said:
Abracadabra…..
ribid.. ribid..
roughbarked said:
kii said:
Abracadabra…..
ribid.. ribid..
ribid.. ribid..
No one is asking anyone to kiss any frogs :/ I was joining in with a Steve Miller Band song :P
Goodnight, kiddies.
nevermind rb, I am sure you will be swamped with willing candidates.
morrie said:
nevermind rb, I am sure you will be swamped with willing candidates.
ribid.. ribid..
Ergh, numbers. My brane hurts.
Divine Angel said:
Ergh, numbers. My brane hurts.
Nah, just looking at budgets and such. First time I’ve seen them and it’s a bit overwhelming, all those numbers ans what they mean and which ones are good and which ones aren’t and which ones I can change and which ones I can’t…
Divine Angel said:
Nah, just looking at budgets and such. First time I’ve seen them and it’s a bit overwhelming, all those numbers ans what they mean and which ones are good and which ones aren’t and which ones I can change and which ones I can’t…
Yes, all managery stuff.
don’t you have minions?
Yes. They aren’t supposed to know this budget stuff but they are much better with numbers than I am :p
Divine Angel said:
Yes. They aren’t supposed to know this budget stuff but they are much better with numbers than I am :p
We’ll sort it out. “DA’s Budget Thread”, fresh one every FNDC…
The really sad part is, this is only a tiny store. There’s no way I could deal with one of the big stores! So many numbers, so little brain capacity…
Divine Angel said:
The really sad part is, this is only a tiny store. There’s no way I could deal with one of the big stores! So many numbers, so little brain capacity…
the numbers stay the same…just move the decimal to the right ;)
Quoth the Ravens:
Ha ha sucked in 49ers.
Where’s bubblecar?
http://theconversation.edu.au/cyclists-with-no-helmets-more-likely-to-ride-drunk-11944
poikilotherm said:
Where’s bubblecar?
He’s probably getting kicked off the Conversation’s comments page right about now.
It’s morning o’clock :/
GM Kii, GE everyone else.
Greetings to the Rule.
It will be morning in 15 minutes here
Bump…
kii said:
Bump…
I’m only furry, not fabulous but I am a freak, brother.
Ah…there’s Witty!
I’ll talk to Witty later. Time to prepare for the day of retail stupor and blah.
….sigh :(
kii said:
I’ll talk to Witty later. Time to prepare for the day of retail stupor and blah.….sigh :(
What’s to talk about? Have a nice day!
*giggles manically *
I’m watching you guys….haven’t quite left the building.
I survived.
You survived what kii? Retail?
———————————————————-
Yes. I counted millions of bookmarks today in preparation for inventory in2 weeks. counted, tagged, blah de blahblah.
Bump…
…sigh :(
Hmmm..recipe for Indian Spiced Doughnuts….
I might whip up a batch for users of this thread.
kii said:
Hmmm..recipe for Indian Spiced Doughnuts….
I might whip up a batch for users of this thread.
I’m not game to try them after watching My Kitchen Rules from last night. Hooly dooly.
Indian Spiced Doughnuts for special people:

Let’s face it, I’m pretty “special”.
Divine Angel said:
Let’s face it, I’m pretty “special”.
You can say that again.
Divine Angel said:
Let’s face it, I’m pretty “special”.
Yes but you never eat doughnuts.
Divine Angel said:
Let’s face it, I’m pretty “special”.
There, I said it again :p
Divine Angel said:
Divine Angel said:
Let’s face it, I’m pretty “special”.
There, I said it again :p
Gotcha! You made another post in the best chat thread :p
I’m listening to a webinar held by my copywriting coach about developing apps for business. I can’t help but think evil thoughts about wearing Tshirts with QR codes printed on them leading to sex tapes involving monkeys or cars or whatever else I can find on this internet thing.
I’m going to sit down over there and put my ear on a hot water bottle.
I’m going to sit down over there and put my ear on a hot water bottle.
can you hear the sea?
Such a nice thread. Pretty blue curtains and a view from the windows.
You’re a very naughty boy!
ms spock said:
You’re a very naughty boy!
I am?
kii said:
ms spock said:
You’re a very naughty boy!
I am?
Yes like Jesus in Monty Python.
ms spock said:
Yes like Jesus in Monty Python.
jesus, the son of god and a liaison with mary. born in bethlehem in about the year 3 or so. purported to do miracles.
Boris said:
jesus, the son of god and a liaison with mary. born in bethlehem in about the year 3 or so. purported to do miracles.
Knew so much, yet did so little.
well yes, with a little more work he coulda been a contender.
Nah, never heard of him. Must have been before my time.
tall bloke, big nose, swarthy Mediterranean type complexion and a beard..
Sorry, can’t place him. I know he has a lot of groupies – seen lots of bumper stickers advertising some gig he’s played at.

or

him and his mum

>>tall bloke, big nose, swarthy Mediterranean type complexion and a beard..
That’s him, when he comes back Freud whats to talk to him about his mother.
Speaking of babies – today I got to cuddle a nearly 8 month old bubba, then goo-gooed at a 9 month old, made a 10 month old laugh and scared a 1 year old.
one of his dad at work, he used to be a dentist so we can’t show his face.

..and now for something completely different:

there was a local pigeon lady who encouraged a sizable contingent of rock doves with regular feeding, so much so to the point that the local council was going to poison them but she protested loudly at meetings to halt this control program and with some success..
… however, after buying a bad batch of grain, she inadvertently managed to poison her local rock doves and enacted the council’s initial plans in one fowl swoop.
true story – the grain had been treated for weevils (as per normal) but them packaged and sold without the six month standing period.
Oh dear :(
I’m not a bunny fan – they confused me when I was a kid. Something to do with the cute fluffy pictures in children’s books and the trip to the family friends’ sheep farm when my dad took a rifle to help with the rabbit plague. A conflict occurred in my brane.
Greetings. My eye is itchy.
greetings kii. mine get itchy when hayfever strikes. feel like taking them out and washing them.
The Lost Bladesman
9.30pm – 11.30pm
SBS TWO
oh a sword and shoji drama.
i’ll quiz my co worker more about the UFO in a few days
at the time i was busy doing other things and couldn’t wring every detail out of him
Yep…this one is particularly itchy this morning. I might go find those out of date refreshing eye drop ampoules.
C_S, my understanding was that while you were travelling you’d use the name Carmen Santiago, but when at home you’d be Dark Orange. Now you’ve got a new home, are you going to change your nick back to DO?
Wocky said:
C_S, my understanding was that while you were travelling you’d use the name Carmen Santiago, but when at home you’d be Dark Orange. Now you’ve got a new home, are you going to change your nick back to DO?
rubs chin
I have just spent days away, (In the airport now) will be home 4 days, then back out for another 16. Too much effort to change handles.
Handy Hint #61:
When using eye drops, be careful how far back you tip your head. Especially in the morning and especially when you are standing up.
A hair has fallen from my moustache and lodged itself in my keyboard.
morrie said:
A hair has fallen from my moustache and lodged itself in my keyboard.
Handy Hint #34: Put a protective cover over your keyboard to avoid getting moustache hairs stuck in it.
kii said:
party_pants said:
Hehe -they’ve found a drinking vessel of about 4 pints capacity with sturdy handles. A communal drinking vessel – for passing around and getting pissed. They’ve described it as “drinking rituals”.
Handy Hint #297: Avoid drinks at the Moon with p_p.Handy Hint #9: Avoid rubbing your good eye when eating toast. Toast crumbs hurt when they get rubbed in your eye.
party_pants said:
Hey – everyone has survived so far :)
That’s what you say :/
I think I’ll go admire my heating pad and “read”.
G’morning/afternoon :P
stumpy_seahorse said:
Hi Kii and roughy
Ahoy there, stumpydude.
‘ello buffy
We are off for eye check-ups this arvo. A new guy in town, so we will see (hahaha)
Very funny…..
Good morning kii. I tried out the Citristrip recommended by well respected members of this forum. Not bad. Could be expensive to use for large areas. I’ve stripped off with the heat gun and now finishing the messy, fiddly bits with the Citristrip. Including the ‘window furniture’. I do wish people would not paint over window fasteners and door handles and things. When they are brass underneath.
kii…did you see my pictures last night of our bathroom renovation, now started?
If you want to find it, it was post ID 261031 at 18:44:17
Got to go to work.
I love Citristrip :)
buffy said:
kii…did you see my pictures last night of our bathroom renovation, now started?
Yes, the cornices were very nice…hopefully they can be restored.
Good Morning
Rain overnight so nice and cool at 0430 when picking CS up at the airport :)
poikilotherm said:
http://www.smh.com.au/technology/sci-tech/face-of-richard-iii-englands-king-in-the-car-park-revealed-20130206-2dx4z.htmlReally? Pretty sure if you reconstructed Ted Bundy’s face from a skull he’d look sympathetic and possibly noble too…
Some people are saying that he looks like Lord Farquaad from Shrek.
Queensland Police Service
#Protip: If #RichardIII can wait 500 years to get out of the carpark, you can spare an extra few minutes. Speed limits exist for a reason.
From QPS’s fb page :P
I do wish people would not paint over window fasteners and door handles and things. When they are brass underneath.
get a decent wire wheel that’ll fit in a drill, put the drill in a vice. i just did all my window fittings, which are brass. they come up clean and shiny. or get a wire wheel for a bench grinder if you have one of them.
morning
kii said:
Queensland Police Service
#Protip: If #RichardIII can wait 500 years to get out of the carpark, you can spare an extra few minutes. Speed limits exist for a reason.From QPS’s fb page :P
Richard III was dead by the time he got out of the carpark. Most of us would prefer to get home a bit sooner.
I’m back and while I was wandering around the stupidmarket I thought….where’s Peak Warning Man? I haven’t seen him for yonks.
Arts said:
basic hygiene is not enough of a guideline? common sense can’t prevail?
Common sense? Like what the cafe staff member at work used when she blew her nose on a balled up sodden wad of paper towel and then stuffed it back in her sleeve and proceeds to make your coffee?
Arts said:
why do you always take things to the lowest common denominator? seriously?
+1
bob(from black rock) said:
Yes, however a kids sandpit is just a toilet for all the local cats after the sun goes down.
Not in a well run early childhood service.
kii said:
bob(from black rock) said:Yes, however a kids sandpit is just a toilet for all the local cats after the sun goes down.
Not in a well run early childhood service.
They haven’t heard of something called a cover?
Arts said:
what rubbish.. ffs, let them have cake!KIDS will be banned from blowing out candles on communal birthday cakes, under strict new hygiene rules for childcare.
But doctors warn the latest National Health and Medical Research Council guidelines go too far in “bubble-wrapping” children.
The NHMRC is urging childcare centres to stand up to parents who insist on sending a sick child to daycare – even if they have a medical certificate.
And daycare staff will now have to wash toys, doorknobs, floors and cushion covers every day.
The new guidelines state that kids who want to blow out a candle on their birthday should bring their very own cupcake – to avoid blowing germs all over a shared cake.
“Children love to blow out their candles while their friends are singing ‘Happy birthday’,” the document says.
“To prevent the spread of germs when the child blows out the candles, parents should either provide a separate cupcake, with a candle if they wish, for the birthday child and (either) enough cupcakes for all the other children … (or) a large cake that can be cut and shared.”
The NHMRC says children who play in the sandpit must wash their hands with alcohol sanitiser before and afterwards.
Read more: http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health-fitness/strict-new-hygiene-rules-for-childcare-will-wrap-kids-in-a-bubble-says-ama/story-fneuz9ev-1226571089528#ixzz2K4SiPP2J
Hmmm…the infamous witch preschool had a fake cake for birthday candles – the kids blew them out and then we carved up the actual cake to hand around.
It was pretty exciting.
After 23 years of working in those germ infested places…..the whole place should be washed every hour on the fucking hour and twice on Mondays.
kii said:
I’m back and while I was wandering around the stupidmarket I thought….where’s Peak Warning Man? I haven’t seen him for yonks.
He’s wandered off in search of Lord Lucan.
Bubblecar said:
kii said:
I’m back and while I was wandering around the stupidmarket I thought….where’s Peak Warning Man? I haven’t seen him for yonks.
He’s wandered off in search of Lord Lucan.
Ah….so…it is he? I sort of figured this by the spelling.
:P
http://www.smh.com.au/environment/1950s-slash-and-spurn-might-give-way-to-buried-cahill-expressway-and-revive-garden-wonderland-20130205-2dwn9.html
Horrible bit of Sydney. Get rid of it.
kii said:
http://www.smh.com.au/environment/1950s-slash-and-spurn-might-give-way-to-buried-cahill-expressway-and-revive-garden-wonderland-20130205-2dwn9.htmlHorrible bit of Sydney. Get rid of it.
But that would send all the cars into the surrounding suburbs…
kii said:
After 23 years of working in those germ infested places…..the whole place should be washed every hour on the fucking hour and twice on Mondays.
I think someone need a hug…
opens arms invitingly
Carmen_Sandiego said:
kii said:
http://www.smh.com.au/environment/1950s-slash-and-spurn-might-give-way-to-buried-cahill-expressway-and-revive-garden-wonderland-20130205-2dwn9.htmlHorrible bit of Sydney. Get rid of it.
But that would send all the cars into the surrounding suburbs…
It is always so slow as well. Quite inefficient.
ms spock said:
It is always so slow as well. Quite inefficient.
More efficient than what used to be there.
http://www.goodfood.com.au/good-food/food-news/from-fast-food-to-fine-dining-nsw-maccas-to-offer-table-service-in-world-first-trial-20130206-2dxjh.html
Shiiiiit :/
kii said:
http://www.goodfood.com.au/good-food/food-news/from-fast-food-to-fine-dining-nsw-maccas-to-offer-table-service-in-world-first-trial-20130206-2dxjh.htmlShiiiiit :/
not all that different from going to the local for a counter meal
poikilotherm said:
Well, you lot are boring today.
…taps dances across the forum, juggling flaming cow pats and singing xmas carols…..
I can do chicken impersonations.
Well, I tried.
diddly-squat said:
kii said:
http://www.goodfood.com.au/good-food/food-news/from-fast-food-to-fine-dining-nsw-maccas-to-offer-table-service-in-world-first-trial-20130206-2dxjh.htmlShiiiiit :/
not all that different from going to the local for a counter meal
Being given plates and cutlery is classed as fine dining now? GTFO.
kii said:
I can do chicken impersonations.
Breast or leg?
Carmen_Sandiego said:
diddly-squat said:
kii said:
http://www.goodfood.com.au/good-food/food-news/from-fast-food-to-fine-dining-nsw-maccas-to-offer-table-service-in-world-first-trial-20130206-2dxjh.htmlShiiiiit :/
not all that different from going to the local for a counter meal
Being given plates and cutlery is classed as fine dining now? GTFO.
yes ‘fine dining’ is probably a bit of a stretch…
Carmen_Sandiego said:
kii said:
I can do chicken impersonations.
Breast or leg?
The whole chicken. With feathers.
They took it a step further during a visit by McDonald’s Australia chief executive Catriona Noble just before Christmas when they pitched the idea and served her a meal with crockery and glassware.Ms Noble thought it was such a good idea she contacted Chicago who gave the approval for a five-week trial which started on Monday.
Maccas marketing folks are on the ball. First they install tables to allow them to call the shops “restaurants”, then sell apples to allow them to legitimately use the word “healthy”, now plates and cutlery. What will they think up next.
kii said:
Carmen_Sandiego said:
kii said:
I can do chicken impersonations.
Breast or leg?
The whole chicken. With feathers.
ooer…please continue.
Carmen_Sandiego said:
Maccas marketing folks are on the ball. First they install tables to allow them to call the shops “restaurants”, then sell apples to allow them to legitimately use the word “healthy”, now plates and cutlery. What will they think up next.
Beer.
Oops. I just used my Dog Training voice on a child.
Child is being assessed for ADHD. Has to have vision and hearing checks before paediatrician will see child. Child starts fiddling with levers and stuff on consulting chair while buffy is getting some background from Mother. buffy says “T!” (nice, getting attention voice)…..“No” (firm, I mean it voice). OK, I had the element of surprise, the child was not expecting to be told to behave….it worked. Mother did not object.
Oh, wait…Pulp Fiction!
Excellent, buffy! Should be more of it.
kii said:
Carmen_Sandiego said:Maccas marketing folks are on the ball. First they install tables to allow them to call the shops “restaurants”, then sell apples to allow them to legitimately use the word “healthy”, now plates and cutlery. What will they think up next.
Beer.
I just spent $150 on a half dozen bottles of beer. All arrived safely home in my luggage. :)
buffy said:
Oops. I just used my Dog Training voice on a child.
Child is being assessed for ADHD. Has to have vision and hearing checks before paediatrician will see child. Child starts fiddling with levers and stuff on consulting chair while buffy is getting some background from Mother. buffy says “T!” (nice, getting attention voice)…..“No” (firm, I mean it voice). OK, I had the element of surprise, the child was not expecting to be told to behave….it worked. Mother did not object.
Yeah, done that before. Authoritive voice and element of surprise works very well. :)
Dancing chicken with feathers:

…bump…
Well….I’ve been waiting for some news from my boys in WA. Things are a bit tense with their father. Think I’ll go to bed, that will surely make the phone ring.
Good night Australia.
Greetings of the morning kind….
party_pants said:
roughbarked said:
Looks like I’ve bored everybody shitless, again.
I think I did that, hours ago.
What you need is the better chat thread – the one with beautiful curtains, a glorious view, freshly baked bread and soothing music.
kii said:
party_pants said:
roughbarked said:
Looks like I’ve bored everybody shitless, again.
I think I did that, hours ago.
What you need is the better chat thread – the one with beautiful curtains, a glorious view, freshly baked bread and soothing music.
and Julia Roberts?
roughbarked said:
and Julia Roberts?
Nah, just Daisy Mae.
kii said:
party_pants said:
roughbarked said:
Looks like I’ve bored everybody shitless, again.
I think I did that, hours ago.
What you need is the better chat thread – the one with beautiful curtains, a glorious view, freshly baked bread and soothing music.
This thread isn’t carbon friendly. The long title wastes valuable photons.
Witty Rejoinder said:
This thread isn’t carbon friendly. The long title wastes valuable photons.
Always whining about something, eh Witty? My thread is run by solar powered yaks with flowers on their hats and it is dolphin friendly.
kii said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
This thread isn’t carbon friendly. The long title wastes valuable photons.
Always whining about something, eh Witty? My thread is run by solar powered yaks with flowers on their hats and it is dolphin friendly.
Don’t make me bump the one and only true February chat thread.
Witty Rejoinder said:
Don’t make me bump the one and only true February chat thread.
The inferior one that was made AFTER this gorgeous piece of work?
party_pants said:
It’s just a simple matter of making the chat thread easy to find by making it stand out. Serious threads tend to have longer thread titles, thus the shorter the title for the chat thread the more it stands out. I like a chat thread that is a single line, especially when the forum software ads the “re: “ in front of it.
This thread isn’t serious? Pfft…February is a serious month.
kii said:
party_pants said:
It’s just a simple matter of making the chat thread easy to find by making it stand out. Serious threads tend to have longer thread titles, thus the shorter the title for the chat thread the more it stands out. I like a chat thread that is a single line, especially when the forum software ads the “re: “ in front of it.
This thread isn’t serious? Pfft…February is a serious month.
It has your birthday in it?
kii said:
The inferior one that was made AFTER this gorgeous piece of work?
Inferior? Don’t make me laugh. Look back through View by Time and you’ll see which chat thread is inferior. Popularity is the only arbiter of what is better or not and the people have spoken. You see short chat threads are for winners, so get with the program and get behind the winning chat thread lest you appear foolish in front of your peers.

roughbarked said:
It has your birthday in it?
Yep, I’ll be greeting the interesting age of 56.
Witty Rejoinder said:
Inferior? Don’t make me laugh. Look back through View by Time and you’ll see which chat thread is inferior. Popularity is the only arbiter of what is better or not and the people have spoken. You see short chat threads are for winners, so get with the program and get behind the winning chat thread lest you appear foolish in front of your peers.
Pardon? Could you repeat that, I didn’t quite understand you.
kii said:
roughbarked said:It has your birthday in it?
Yep, I’ll be greeting the interesting age of 56.
roughbarked said:
You are a young chicky babe then.
No.
kii said:
roughbarked said:You are a young chicky babe then.
No.
Younger than me at least.
The world’s longest cat has died after losing a battle with cancer.
Stewie measured 1.23m from the tip of his nose to the end of his tail, and was declared the record holder by Guinness World Records in 2010.
The elongated moggy was surrounded by owner Robin Hendrickson and her family at home in Nevada when he succumbed to a year-long battle with a type of cancer called lymphosarcoma. He was eight years old.
‘Stewie was always very social and loved meeting new people,’ Ms Hendrickson said. ‘He has touched many lives and for that I am grateful.’
Bubblecar said:
The world’s longest cat has died after losing a battle with cancer.
Oh…poor Stewie.
:(
kii said:
Pardon? Could you repeat that, I didn’t quite understand you.
I’ve sullied myself enough in this absurdly titled thread. Remember it takes hard-work and discipline to leave behind useless old threads and I for one think you can do it so knuckle down and start using the proper chat thread. You’ll feel like a winner for it. Remember yes you can!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/06/monopoly-cat-piece_n_2629561.html?1360157154&ncid=edlinkusaolp00000008
New Monopoly piece added.
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i reckon i’b be really crabby if i had cancer.
Witty Rejoinder said:
For winners!
Yes, this thread is!
Gone too, Molly Sugden, who I will refrain from channeling on the subject.
So I was supposed to work a full shift today, but the district manager is throwing hissy fits about stuff and he’s cancelled nearly all the part timers’ shifts this week. This means that the managers will have to run the store with maybe some assistance from a few booksellers. Should be fun for the people who work and the customers.
party_pants said:
It’s no big deal.
I shall take it upon myself to start a home-brand chat thread each month if nobody else hasn’t already done so. As long as it keeps to one line we can even use full month names for the next few – March, April, May , June & July. We’ll have this argument again in August I guess.
It won’t matter to me – unlike some people (Boris*) I only have one birthday each year.
*Now I know why he looks so old – he has way too many birthdays and is aging very very quickly :P
*Now I know why he looks so old – he has way too many birthdays and is aging very very quickly
i believe the word is distinguished.
Boris said:
i believe the word is distinguished.
That’s an unusual spelling for “crabby old crackpot”.
;)
This thread is so cute.
‘ello, morrie and BU :)
Just passing by as I do chores. I think I need a coffee from my new machine (it looks a little bit like a Dalek)
Hello kii. I think my brane is going to go into meltdown. I’ve been doing some calculations based on some experimental data from some photographs. It is working out, but I think there are quite a few nights to go before I finish it. Then I need to run another few sets of experiments to get more results and analyse them. Hopefully I will get something that I can publish out of all this which will make it all worthwhile.
Time for some rest now though.
buffy – this is The Chat Thread to use. It has cake.
The brilliance of peoples’ stupidity just gets worse every day. A pink handgun? WTF is going on in the stoopid world?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/05/tmorej-smith-3-years-old-shot-pink-handgun-toy_n_2625386.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000009
poikilotherm said:
Morning, now with less cake :P.I seem to be only getting ~6 hours sleep, and I’m not tired through the day. Must be getting old or some such.
poik – Do you prefer a nice slice or two of freshly baked bread?
G’morning, Aquila :)
kii said:
poikilotherm said:
Morning, now with less cake :P.I seem to be only getting ~6 hours sleep, and I’m not tired through the day. Must be getting old or some such.
poik – Do you prefer a nice slice or two of freshly baked bread?
G’morning, Aquila :)
… almost tempted…
poikilotherm said:
… almost tempted…
Meh…
Earlier this month, villagers from Fanalei village on Malaita Island captured and killed 700 dolphins after falling out with US conservation group, the Earth Island Institute.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-01-31/an-sols-tourism-minister-says-gov-to-step-in-over-dolphins/4493992
the wages of sin
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2013/02/07/03/01/five-dead-as-solomons-quake-sparks-tsunami
Morning Kii, Poik, Wook and waves goodbye to Aquila
Gorgeous day up in the Far North today :D
Morning all
Blah….I’m going to take some drugs and cook dinner. This could be fun :/
kii said:
Blah….I’m going to take some drugs and cook dinner. This could be fun :/
Psychedelic tableau forthcoming.
Tonight for dinner – chook breast baked in the oven with a slathering of Barilla pasta sauce (the really garlicky one that caused a few problems a few weeks back) and some cheddar cheese melted on the top, wholemeal penne pasta with a smidgen of pesto and a side of salad. Plus alcohol for me….and again….one more…….aaaaah.
Bread is sitting on the bench rising and stuff. All is well.
>>>Tonight for dinner
I was thinking more in terms of a furrburger, or a hairpie.
kii said:
Tonight for dinner – chook breast baked in the oven with a slathering of Barilla pasta sauce (the really garlicky one that caused a few problems a few weeks back) and some cheddar cheese melted on the top, wholemeal penne pasta with a smidgen of pesto and a side of salad. Plus alcohol for me….and again….one more…….aaaaah.Bread is sitting on the bench rising and stuff. All is well.
Sounds tasty and I’d ask you to set a place for me at table, only I’m supposed to be working in the studio right now and I’m off the booze for the next week or so.
party_pants said:
I guess this is the time as a sports fan you just wish your favourite teams/players aren’t involved in it.
It’s a good time to take up other interests….like knitting, bird-watching or antique collecting.
Bubblecar said:
Or, as not a sports fan you don’t really care about it, but you’re not at all surprised that it’s been going on and wonder why it’s regarded as shocking news.
Exactly.
kii said:
Bubblecar said:Or, as not a sports fan you don’t really care about it, but you’re not at all surprised that it’s been going on and wonder why it’s regarded as shocking news.
Exactly.
DILLIGAF?
…bump for buffy….
Hello kii.
I seem to be mightily entangled is lots of Life at the moment. What with a puppy and builders ripping bits out of the house, and me stripping back paint and seeking permission to paint a ceiling on the weekend (ie, asking the builders if I do it will they wreck it?!)
Sounds exciting, buffy.
I had my eyes tested yesterday – all is okay, though he wants me back each year because of family history with cataracts and glaucoma. Also the whitening of the edges of the iris may indicate stuff or might just be hereditary.
Prolly hereditary. Cataracts are normal ageing, so no big deal there. But if you have a family history of glaucoma, keep up the checking.
Now, kii, you are probably the person to ask about this. The latch and handle thingies on the window I am stripping are brass. I have ascertained this by means of some Brasso and elbow grease. So I have proceeded to strip off the old paint. Should I now steel wool them and then Brasso them, or should I just use a lot more Brasso and elbow grease?
I had my eyes tested on Tuesday. It appears that my vision has deteriorated a little and I have a couple of new pairs of specs on order. One eye works ok, but the other is quite fuzzy. I was surprised at the difference.
buffy said:
Should I now steel wool them and then Brasso them, or should I just use a lot more Brasso and elbow grease?
You can use sandpaper of a coarse grade down to fine and then some steel wool of the type you find in the hardware shop – it’s a finer grade than the kitchen stuff. Buff with Brasso if needed. When I used brass in jewellery class we did the sandpaper (the wet type) then steel wool IIRC.
morrie said:
I had my eyes tested on Tuesday. It appears that my vision has deteriorated a little and I have a couple of new pairs of specs on order. One eye works ok, but the other is quite fuzzy. I was surprised at the difference.
remember the stars that move?
roughbarked said:
morrie said:
I had my eyes tested on Tuesday. It appears that my vision has deteriorated a little and I have a couple of new pairs of specs on order. One eye works ok, but the other is quite fuzzy. I was surprised at the difference.
remember the stars that move?
morrie said:
roughbarked said:
morrie said:
I had my eyes tested on Tuesday. It appears that my vision has deteriorated a little and I have a couple of new pairs of specs on order. One eye works ok, but the other is quite fuzzy. I was surprised at the difference.
remember the stars that move?
You have a memory like a steel trap.
not much good without a trigger ;)
Lunch: plain steamed silverbeet, no seasonings.
roughbarked said:
morrie said:
roughbarked said:remember the stars that move?
You have a memory like a steel trap.not much good without a trigger ;)
Bubblecar said:
Lunch: plain steamed silverbeet, no seasonings.
nice.. I had tomato and radish slices
Now, kii, you are probably the person to ask about this. The latch and handle thingies on the window I am stripping are brass. I have ascertained this by means of some Brasso and elbow grease. So I have proceeded to strip off the old paint. Should I now steel wool them and then Brasso them, or should I just use a lot more Brasso and elbow grease?
wire wheel that fits a drill. drill held in vice. switch on and clean and polish at the same time. i did all my widow fittings like this and they came up loverly.
Boris said:
Now, kii, you are probably the person to ask about this. The latch and handle thingies on the window I am stripping are brass. I have ascertained this by means of some Brasso and elbow grease. So I have proceeded to strip off the old paint. Should I now steel wool them and then Brasso them, or should I just use a lot more Brasso and elbow grease?wire wheel that fits a drill. drill held in vice. switch on and clean and polish at the same time. i did all my widow fittings like this and they came up loverly.
But eventually get rubbed away.
Boris said:
wire wheel that fits a drill. drill held in vice. switch on and clean and polish at the same time. i did all my widow fittings like this and they came up loverly.
Pfft….
But eventually get rubbed away.
it isn’t something you do every week. first time in 12 years. and probably first time in a 100.
Pfft….
sounds like you have a slow leak…

forum killer extraordinaire…
Boris said:
forum killer extraordinaire…
You reckon?
I often send you to sulk in bed ;)Boris said:
forum killer extraordinaire…
Til I get here, of course.
I’m surprised that kii hasn’t got one of those craft-&-jewellery minidrills (like what I’ve got) that come with all sort of polishing, cutting and carving attachments.
Seems Mr Mutant is sharing his flight with some of the Aussie cricket team.
Divine Angel said:
Seems Mr Mutant is sharing his flight with some of the Aussie cricket team.
They might just be ordinary people wearing cricket costumes.
I mention that because in my youth I once booked into a hotel somewhere wearing clothes that looked vaguely crickety, and lots of people assumed I was a cricketer.
Bubblecar said:
I’m surprised that kii hasn’t got one of those craft-&-jewellery minidrills (like what I’ve got) that come with all sort of polishing, cutting and carving attachments.
I’ve got three.
I heard on the news on my way to work that some of the team were heading to India today, then I got a text from Mr Mutant saying something about guys wearing something that looks sporty (he’s got less of an idea than I do!)
Pretty pink:
Stray lifeboat ends journey in Australia
A lifeboat that’s floated half way around the world for nearly two years has washed up on a remote beach at the Coorong in South Australia.
The seven metre empty vessel came adrift from a cargo ship which sank in the South Atlantic Ocean in March 2011.
‘Oh no, you didn’t miss it, it was like a helicopter sitting there, it was just huge,’ the man who found the boat, Nick Balmer, said.
The lifeboat has travelled about 8000km to reach Australia’s shores.
The South Australia Department of Planning, Transport and Infrastructure is now investigating how to secure the vessel to prevent it from becoming a navigational or environmental hazard.

Any treasure inside?
Completely empty. Even B.C. wasn’t in it.
Well that’s disappointing. Not even a tiger like that movie?
Two hurt in giant lizard attack:
Two men have been injured in an attack by a komodo dragon in a wildlife park in eastern Indonesia, park officials say.
The 2m (7ft) long lizard attacked a park ranger in his office, then turned on another employee who tried to come to his aid.
Both suffered serious leg wounds and were being monitored in hospital.
Komodo dragons are the world’s largest lizards, growing up to 3m long, with razor-sharp teeth and a poisonous bite.
The dragons’ jaws contain highly poisonous glands that can cause paralysis.
The reptiles are unique to a small group of islands in eastern Indonesia.They live on a diet of mainly large mammals, smaller reptiles and birds, but have been known to attack humans.
Bubblecar said:
I’m surprised that kii hasn’t got one of those craft-&-jewellery minidrills (like what I’ve got) that come with all sort of polishing, cutting and carving attachments.
I do :P it’s a Dremel.
I prefer to do it by hand.
I got mine many years ago but have only used it a few times.
When I was working with brass, the teacher set us the goal of sanding and polishing the metal until it was butter-like…sounds weird, but that’s what you got if you did it properly :D
Melted brass on a crumpet might be tasty.
i wouldn’t get a dremel i’d get one of these
http://gemcuts.com.au/prod467.htm

not that much more expensive.
Bubblecar said:
Melted brass on a crumpet might be tasty.
cue bob muttering something about fur crumpets
Boris said:
i wouldn’t get a dremel i’d get one of thesehttp://gemcuts.com.au/prod467.htm
not that much more expensive.
That’s what we had in class. mr kii already had a good Dremel set – so I stole it from him :D
Bubblecar said:
Bubblecar said:
Melted brass on a crumpet might be tasty.
cue bob muttering something about fur crumpets
Bob can go wash his brane with Solvol and a WB&D.
Polishing brass shudder Lots of brass on military kit and it all needs to be polished. The brass on your black belt comes raw with grooves that needs to be polished out with brasso on cardboard. Just about every unit had brass stuff around the joint that needed to be polished but the Directorate of Artillery at Manly was the worst. All those shell cases, plus the usual stuff, fire hydrants, hinges, padlocks, coat hooks, compasses etc. The guard would start about half three in the morning to get it done by morning inspection.
can’t get much cheaper than stealing.
:-)
Anyway, I’m going to go wash and sleep. Been on the phone to son#2 and I’ve been crying, and of course coughing, and now I feel like warmed up shite. Going back to the doctor tomorrow to find out why my lungs are behaving like dead frogs.
Nighto kii. Dream about nice things like fairies and rainbows.
Night kii, hope tomorrow brings phlegm-free lungs and no worry about kidlets (no matter how old they may be).
Well, OK.
Detective Senior Sergeant Stephen Blanchfield was asked by defence lawyer Michael Bosscher to confirm that accused killer Brett Peter Cowan had legally changed his name to Shadoo Nunya Hunter.
‘‘My understanding is that is now his legal name,’‘ the detective said.
‘‘Changed by deed poll at some point,’‘ Mr Bosscher said.
‘‘Yes,’‘ the detective replied.
http://www.news.com.au/national/committal-hearing-into-the-murder-of-sunshine-coast-teenager-daniel-morcombe-continues/story-fndo4ckr-1226572486782
Where’s Boris? Another fiziks question…
iz ear
Boris said:
iz ear
http://papers.xtremepapers.com/GAMSAT/ACER%20GAMSAT%20Sample%20Questions.pdf
Page 20…question 8.
The answer is C, I can’t work out why?
poikilotherm said:
Boris said:
iz ear
http://papers.xtremepapers.com/GAMSAT/ACER%20GAMSAT%20Sample%20Questions.pdf
Page 20…question 8.
The answer is C, I can’t work out why?
Actually, now that I’ve asked, I think I have it.
bit too much for me. be something to do with the shape of the slope though
poikilotherm said:
poikilotherm said:
Boris said:
iz ear
http://papers.xtremepapers.com/GAMSAT/ACER%20GAMSAT%20Sample%20Questions.pdf
Page 20…question 8.
The answer is C, I can’t work out why?
Actually, now that I’ve asked, I think I have it.
Tricky barstewards. Should take the distance from the centre of the ball, not the far or closest edge.
Boris said:
bit too much for me. be something to do with the shape of the slope though
= 0.05 kg x 10 m/s/s x 0.07m
= 0.035 J
Strangely, I had to ask before I could figure it out…weird.
sometimes the break from looking at the problem and writing a question lets another part of the brain see the light.
Ah, the awkward moment when you come face to face with someone you once fired… Luckily she’s not smart enough to recognise me after all these years :p
Thank you Boris and others. I hadn’t thought of the wire brush.
>>I’m surprised that kii hasn’t got one of those craft-&-jewellery minidrills (like what I’ve got) that come with all sort of polishing, cutting and carving attachments<<
Annoying, isn’t it, that we had something like this for frame repairs and when my dispenser left (it’s a year ago now!) I generously gave it away to my receptionists husband. I suppose I could ask for a lend of it back……
Boris said:
sometimes the break from looking at the problem and writing a question lets another part of the brain see the light.
Thanks for lookin’ :)
Starts eating leftover cake and bread
Rep lunch?
Divine Angel said:
Rep lunch?
kii left it here.
No reps today. The one yesterday was an amusing ditz – mixing up different diseases, risk calculations etc, and the lunch was average (but free :)).
Would have made a good politician, never really answered any questions.
Free lunch is betterer than no lunch.
Divine Angel said:
Free lunch is betterer than no lunch.
Indeed. How goes the doughnut trade?
Pretty slow today at this store.
I have a question though. Remember the Norgesic? Yesterday was the first full day I’ve taken them. I didn’t do anything strenuous yesterday nor did I sleep in strange positions. I woke up this morning at 1.30 with severe pain in my back and shoulders. Not muscular- no matter what I did, the pain didn’t change. Stretching had no effect- it felt like someone had stabbed me near the shoulder blade. Panamax (prescribed after the surgery) had no effect. I managed to find a comfy position 2 hours later and fell asleep… anyhoo, the notes the pharmacist gave me didn’t mention anything like that but could it be related to the Norgesic?
Divine Angel said:
Pretty slow today at this store.I have a question though. Remember the Norgesic? Yesterday was the first full day I’ve taken them. I didn’t do anything strenuous yesterday nor did I sleep in strange positions. I woke up this morning at 1.30 with severe pain in my back and shoulders. Not muscular- no matter what I did, the pain didn’t change. Stretching had no effect- it felt like someone had stabbed me near the shoulder blade. Panamax (prescribed after the surgery) had no effect. I managed to find a comfy position 2 hours later and fell asleep… anyhoo, the notes the pharmacist gave me didn’t mention anything like that but could it be related to the Norgesic?
Pretty unlikely IMO. Could be referred nerve pain from the mouth or some such.
Ta.
I thought about asking the pharmacist but then figured you knew my whole story betterer :P
You’ll know for sure if taking it again regularly causes something similar. It does have anticholinergic properties which can make it do weird stuff to muscle (and it’s not that widely used, so side effects come mainly from clinical trials).
I’ve got another appointment with the surgeon next week so I’ll have a chat to her about it as well.
Afternoon. Off on holiday tomorrow morn. Taking a break from thinking about packing while I enjoy a cold ginger beer.
Where ya off to, Pruney?
Heading to the Grampians, for a jazz festival. I should work out what entertainment I should take (for the down periods)….couple of Dr Who books, and some shirazes…
Goodo. Have fun :)
Angus Prune said:
Heading to the Grampians, for a jazz festival. I should work out what entertainment I should take (for the down periods)….couple of Dr Who books, and some shirazes…
Good rock climbing and abseiling there.
>>Heading to the Grampians, for a jazz festival.<<
Oh no!! He’s coming to my part of the world!!
I’m going home.
poikilotherm said:
Angus Prune said:
Heading to the Grampians, for a jazz festival. I should work out what entertainment I should take (for the down periods)….couple of Dr Who books, and some shirazes…
Good rock climbing and abseiling there.
Okay. How’s that affect me?
;)
buffy said:
I’m going home.
Leave the bat and ball at least, please…
buffy said:
>>Heading to the Grampians, for a jazz festival.<<
Oh no!! He’s coming to my part of the world!!
We’re in Halls Gap, I think you’re a bit of a drive away. The boisterousness and reveling shouldn’t disturb you :p
Ahem….
Where’s Witty?
kii said:
Where’s Witty?
You rang?
Witty Rejoinder said:
kii said:
Where’s Witty?
You rang?
Yes, stop messing around with threads that are important.
kii said:
Yes, stop messing around with threads that are important.
All I’m doing is exactly what you’re doing.
Witty Rejoinder said:
kii said:Yes, stop messing around with threads that are important.
All I’m doing is exactly what you’re doing.
Copy cat :P
Apparently there’s cake and ice cream in the other thread.
Divine Angel said:
Apparently there’s cake and ice cream in the other thread.
There’s cake and fresh baked bread in this one – with espresso coffee made by my Dalek-like espresso machine :P
I don’t drink coffee and I can’t eat bread at the moment.
Divine Angel said:
I don’t drink coffee and I can’t eat bread at the moment.
Also you can’t eat that choccy Santa – he has caffeine lurking in his chocolatey depths.
Yeah that too sigh
But in neglible amounts mwahahahahahaha
Well, I might try sleep again…this cough can go away any time soon….as far as I am concerned. I’m tired of it.
…leaves a pureed banana cream pie for DA….
mmm banananananananana pie
Fanks kii. I pledge allegiance to this thread.
Divine Angel said:
Fanks kii. I pledge allegiance to this thread.
Your treachery has been noted.
well, after many complaints to virgin broadband about really slow speeds it seems the message has got through and they’ve given me a good “line”. probably put me on the same priority as internet access from mobile phones, where they can get more money when people over use their data allocation, instead of usb modem service where they wont make more money from me. speeds down near 100ms instead of up in the thousands.
Witty Rejoinder said:
Divine Angel said:
Fanks kii. I pledge allegiance to this thread.
Your treachery has been noted.
Look what I’ve started.
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HI Monkey.
Divine Angel said:
HI Monkey.
G’day DA!
Hi Woodie. Did Steve say hello from me to you.. when I was in your neck of the woods over the Christmas period?
Were you affected by the rain storms recently there Pete?
monkey skipper said:
Were you affected by the rain storms recently there Pete?
Not really.
Just a lot of debris from the trees.
Skeptic Pete said:
monkey skipper said:Were you affected by the rain storms recently there Pete?
Not really.
Just a lot of debris from the trees.
Do you still have resident possums there?
right … off I go!
Bye!
>>We’re in Halls Gap, I think you’re a bit of a drive away<<
Pfft, that’s just an eastern suburb of Hamilton. It’s only an hour and a half maximum from Hamilton. When the roos and deer are about.
So is Long toilet trained yet Buffy?
arvo folks
Who’s in Halls Gap
Dropbear said:
Who’s in Halls Gap
Me, for the weekend.
>>So is Long toilet trained yet Buffy?<<
Mostly. There are, however, two patches of talcum powder on rugs each side of me at the moment. One was when I tried to get him outside at 3.00am, but he ran into a different room instead of to the back door, and he’s black! I couldn’t find him in the dark and he couldn’t wait. The other one happened today under Mr buffy’s watch. I don’t know the circumstances. But he’s pretty good. I was immensely impressed a couple of nights ago when we had all been sitting in the loungeroom watching TV, I took him outside, and when we came back in he took himself off to his basket in our bedroom and put himself to bed. It’s only happened once, usually you have to take him in there and tell him to go to bed.
(Is that enough detail to annoy SP?)
buffy said:
One was when I tried to get him outside at 3.00am,
Did you wake up at 3am expressly to take him outside?
>>Did you wake up at 3am expressly to take him outside?<<
For the early housetraining period (which I hope will be no longer than a couple of months) he sleeps in a basket right beside my side of the bed. He wakes up and gets out of the basket, I take him outside. We have moved from the stage of me carrying him outside to me leading him out the back door. Ultimately I expect him to just take himself outside for toiletting, as he is mostly doing during the day now.
Angus Prune said:
Dropbear said:
Who’s in Halls Gap
Me, for the weekend.
i hope that dam wall doesnt break….
Dropbear said:
Angus Prune said:
Dropbear said:
Who’s in Halls Gap
Me, for the weekend.
i hope that dam wall doesnt break….
Has it filled up? Been pretty low the last few years. We had a wander around the lower slopes, wondering what the ruined buildings used to be.
Angus Prune said:
Dropbear said:
Angus Prune said:Me, for the weekend.
i hope that dam wall doesnt break….
Has it filled up? Been pretty low the last few years. We had a wander around the lower slopes, wondering what the ruined buildings used to be.
i was there about 18 months ago.. dam was full.. the way that wall is perched over the town, and the valley funnels all the way to the town is just amazing.
Dropbear said:
Angus Prune said:
Dropbear said:i hope that dam wall doesnt break….
Has it filled up? Been pretty low the last few years. We had a wander around the lower slopes, wondering what the ruined buildings used to be.
i was there about 18 months ago.. dam was full.. the way that wall is perched over the town, and the valley funnels all the way to the town is just amazing.
I was there about 12 months ago. But I’ve been there quite a few years running, might be getting different occasions mixed up in time! When was the massive flood that left truck-sized boulders on the road and filled Stoney Creek enough to reach the shops?
Angus Prune said:
Dropbear said:
Angus Prune said:Has it filled up? Been pretty low the last few years. We had a wander around the lower slopes, wondering what the ruined buildings used to be.
i was there about 18 months ago.. dam was full.. the way that wall is perched over the town, and the valley funnels all the way to the town is just amazing.
I was there about 12 months ago. But I’ve been there quite a few years running, might be getting different occasions mixed up in time! When was the massive flood that left truck-sized boulders on the road and filled Stoney Creek enough to reach the shops?
about 3 months or less prior to my visit. The road from Halls Gap up the range was closed and cut off when I was there
>>Has it filled up? Been pretty low the last few years. We had a wander around the lower slopes, wondering what the ruined buildings used to be.<<
When Lake Bellfield emptied, they went searching for a body of some-one who went missing but whose body had not been found. As far as I know the search was fruitless, which was a shame for the family.
You can still see the massive slide on the hills from along the highway.
Why would someone hyphenate some-one?
Not feeling so fabulous this morning for this fabulous thread :(
…coughs up a lung….
still and ok thread though and we’ll cherish it after you’ve gone.
You can dedicate all future chat threads to moi :)
Boris said:
still and ok thread though and we’ll cherish it after you’ve gone.
morrie said:
Boris said:
gina is the queen of country and western.
I think perhaps you have your Rhinestones confused with your Rhineharts.
Imagines Gina Rhinehart covered in rhinestones……
:/
kii said:
morrie said:
Boris said:
gina is the queen of country and western.
I think perhaps you have your Rhinestones confused with your Rhineharts.Imagines Gina Rhinehart covered in rhinestones……
:/
morrie said:
Gina is single, highly eligible and possesses a unique, indefinable attraction. So will ask you not to trample on my fantasies.
oh dear oh dear oh dear….just remember your dodgy hip, morrie.
Okay, enough fooling around on the interwebs. Time to drag myself to the doctor and seek out the cell phone people at the mall and ask them questions. I’ve decided to avoid responding on fb to mr kii’s ex school mate in Montana – a conservative nut job with conspiracy theories up the wazoo. Maybe later :P
…starts baking pies…
Leave a note for me stating what type you like.
http://www.npr.org/blogs/krulwich/2013/02/07/171370893/next-time-your-mom-says-don-t-go-out-in-the-rain-spray-yourself-with-this
kii said:
…starts baking pies…Leave a note for me stating what type you like.
<sticky note="">
1 large Savory pie:
Tender chunky steak, with onion, tomato & basil, seasoned with a mix of black/white/green pepper.
1 large dessert pie:
Apple & rhubarb, with just a hint of cinnamon, in a short crust pastry
…thanks kii
kii said:
morrie said:Gina is single, highly eligible and possesses a unique, indefinable attraction. So will ask you not to trample on my fantasies.
oh dear oh dear oh dear….just remember your dodgy hip, morrie.
lmao ;)…
Curry Chunky Beef.
Morning Holidayers
Friday!!
Woohoo :)
Okay, I’ve made all the pies that were ordered.
….coughs all over the counter…..
Oops :/
http://www.npr.org/2012/05/28/153602928/the-graveyard-of-shelved-ice-cream-flavors?utm_source=npr&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=20130207
Hahahaha…
what flavour pies?
morning kii, nasty cough you have there. remember though…it’s not the cough that carries you off but the coffin they carry you off in.
It seems the males of the forum are grateful for banananananana cream pie.
Various pie flavours…people placed orders earlier today :P
I have a non-narcotic thing to help with the cough – that was disappointing I was hoping for the narcotic one I’ve had in previous years, it worked really well.
Narcotics FTW

Snort!
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LOL!
That was great. Thanks for sharing it, kii.
:)
(Still laughing.)
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:) You’re welcome, MV.
dum-dee-dum-dee-dah…….
I think a caramel apple cheesecake with a nice cuppa tea.
Cake anyone?
I’ll have a small slice thank you kii, before jumping in the bath. Then cycling to the shop to get some kind of meat for home-made sausage rolls tonight.
(Psst…I have never actually made a cheesecake)
Milk? Any lumps of sugar?
Smallish splash of milk, no sugar.
Bubblecar said:
Smallish splash of milk, no sugar.
Ah, right. Just how I take it.
kii said:
I think a caramel apple cheesecake with a nice cuppa tea.Cake anyone?
Yes please!
Divine Angel said:
Yes please!
I might make a real cake tomorrow – I haven’t made one in ages, well since November. All this talk of cakes is making me yearn for one.
I’m honoured that NASA named an asteroid after lil ol’ me
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-02-08/asteroid-to-narrowly-miss-earth/4507970
party_pants said:
kii said:
Divine Angel said:
I think I might name next month’s chat thread One Chat Thread To Rule Them All.
Skeepy and paltry_pants will have kittens if you do that.
Meh, I’ll just quietly start another chat thread in the short title format I prefer. It’s up to the forum which thread they drift towards over time.
The forum peoples don’t know what they want! One has to tell them and bribe them and promise them unicorn farts caught in jars made from snow flakes and bee’s wax.
Divine Angel said:
I’m honoured that NASA named an asteroid after lil ol’ mehttp://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-02-08/asteroid-to-narrowly-miss-earth/4507970
You is spesh :P
Divine Angel said:
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I’m honoured that NASA named an asteroid after lil ol’ mehttp://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-02-08/asteroid-to-narrowly-miss-earth/4507970
Phew
She’s going to miss Earth, folks!
I must leave now. I think some non-coughing sleep is calling me, like the sirens across the oceans.
Oh, DA and Bubblecar – thanks for the nice words of comfort you posted after I left last night :)
You’re welcome kii, the same wishes for tomorrow :)
kisskiss hughug :P
…are you contagious? Cos I’m not allowed to blow my nose or cough up a lung yet.
kii said:
party_pants said:
kii said:Skeepy and paltry_pants will have kittens if you do that.
Meh, I’ll just quietly start another chat thread in the short title format I prefer. It’s up to the forum which thread they drift towards over time.The forum peoples don’t know what they want! One has to tell them and bribe them and promise them unicorn farts caught in jars made from snow flakes and bee’s wax.
I think you’re starting to get a bit obsessive about this thread.
party_pants said:
The short title chat thread seems to have a life of it’s own without me constantly bumping it or copying & pasting stuff from other threads in it to keep it alive.
I think you’re starting to get a bit obsessive about this thread.
It’s the quality – not quantity that matters. I like my thread for all the lovely colours of the curtains and walls, and just want to invite people in to share it with me.
The c’n‘p stuff is because I prefer to be in my thread most of the time….but wish to remain sociable. Not obsessive at all….well, maybe just a smidgen….it’s more that I am underemployed so I let some of my skills loose in the FFCC. Then there is the time difference thing….
To me it’s just a white box on the screen you type text into.
I don’t see fancy curtains or anything like that.
Maybe I did work too long in banking. After a while it’s all just numbers and text on a screen
It’s the words that I put up in the white box that create the scenery :P
kii said:
It’s the words that I put up in the white box that create the scenery :P
there is no scenery. I fail to see it.
party_pants said:
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kii said:
It’s the words that I put up in the white box that create the scenery :P
there is no scenery. I fail to see it.
Oh, I see it. A New Mexican desert. But it has chile. (Chilli for us Aussies.) That’s its saving grace, I suspect. Chilli is good.
Sorry distracted by Techno Viking. If my dad had been into stuff like that, he and Techno Viking could have been twins.
Michael V said:
Oh, I see it. A New Mexican desert. But it has chile. (Chilli for us Aussies.) That’s its saving grace, I suspect. Chilli is good.
NM has officially called it “chile” for a number of years.
Sam the cat may have nine lives, but he only has one expression – worried – thanks to his unusual markings. He has two black marks on his forehead resembling eyebrows. His owner, who wishes to remain anonymous, rescued Sam the stray cat from New York and set-up an online profile dedicated to him and his ‘eyebrows’. Sam now has more than 24,000 followers on picture sharing site Instagram with his anxious expression earning him world wide fame…

Bubblecar said:
Sam the cat may have nine lives, but he only has one expression – worried – thanks to his unusual markings. He has two black marks on his forehead resembling eyebrows. His owner, who wishes to remain anonymous, rescued Sam the stray cat from New York and set-up an online profile dedicated to him and his ‘eyebrows’. Sam now has more than 24,000 followers on picture sharing site Instagram with his anxious expression earning him world wide fame…
That is one hell lucky cat to have such a mutation in fur pattern.
Bubblecar said:
Sam the cat may have nine lives, but he only has one expression – worried – thanks to his unusual markings. He has two black marks on his forehead resembling eyebrows. His owner, who wishes to remain anonymous, rescued Sam the stray cat from New York and set-up an online profile dedicated to him and his ‘eyebrows’. Sam now has more than 24,000 followers on picture sharing site Instagram with his anxious expression earning him world wide fame…
He’s a cutey :P we’ve already met on facebooked.
party_pants said:
That is one hell lucky cat to have such a mutation in fur pattern.
There’s another one I came across.

And strange to have 24,000 followers. I have none, despite my worried expression.
Then there’s Colonel Meow. He’s terrifying to look at.


Not cats…

Okay, I’ll stop :P
Disturbed sleep again last night – mr kii snoring like he was choking, then me yelling at him (he’s deaf) and him answering me back and trying to blame one of the cats, then he said: I’m deaf I don’t know! (this morning he claimed that he has no recollection of the conversation)
At about the same time Daisy (not a cat) was gnawing on her bone (two rooms away) that she snuck inside…..it was very loud gnawing with much gusto. She then decided to wake me up by standing next to the bed whining, right near my face…and emitting foetid smells from her mouth that had gnawed on a decaying bone.
I think I deserve to go have a nap :P
Sleep well and soundly, ms kii.
Michael V said:
Sleep well and soundly, ms kii.
Ta…it’s nearly 7:30am – so it’s nice a quiet right now :P
G’night to you, Mr MV.
Windy and dusty here today.
Morning kii
G’morning/afternoon to you Mr Geoff and Mr s_s.
Hi Kii, how’s things?
So, so…I can’t get rid of this cough that is left over from the dose of flu I had.
Work hours are cut severely because of corporate mania and $$$$ and end of year stuff.
I am spending some quality time in my workshop – which is good.
How’s Mrs s_s?
kii said:
So, so…I can’t get rid of this cough that is left over from the dose of flu I had.
Work hours are cut severely because of corporate mania and $$$$ and end of year stuff.I am spending some quality time in my workshop – which is good.
How’s Mrs s_s?
Yeah, ok.
Should be neutropenic today. the other doctor screwed a few things up so it’s all going to take a bit longer this time
stumpy_seahorse said:
Yeah, ok.
Should be neutropenic today. the other doctor screwed a few things up so it’s all going to take a bit longer this time
What’s that?
kii said:
stumpy_seahorse said:Yeah, ok.
Should be neutropenic today. the other doctor screwed a few things up so it’s all going to take a bit longer this time
What’s that?
levels lower that 0.5 of neutrophils (infection fighting cells)
kii said:
stumpy_seahorse said:Yeah, ok.
Should be neutropenic today. the other doctor screwed a few things up so it’s all going to take a bit longer this time
What’s that?
Something you never want to be. Very low on neurophils.
Thanks, I did Google it :( I hope Mrs s_s still has that fighting spirit thumping things :)
I better go do some stuff in my workshop…I put the heater on an hour ago as it faces north and it gets a bit cold in there :/
cyas
Havea good day Kii
Good morning Holidayers. Going for a mid twenties today, so I’ll get out there into the garden now and water things and plant out some seedlings to replace the ones that started OK last week but then fried a bit. And I have a high ceiling to paint. Not a huge ceiling, but it is waaaay up there! But I need to do it before the pantry shelves go in as it will be a lot easier to get the ladder in there now than later.
Good morning Geoff, Kii, Buffy and Stumpy
Are you feeling better yourself today Stumpy?
Raining here this morning and I’m off to meet some girlfriends at my place to do a big clean. I have had tradies in and out all week and had the fence pressure cleaned.
WoW!! it looks I have built a new fence :)hello morning crew
Cleaning here this morning as well. I want to get the bedroom and study done while Mr Mutant is away. The bedroom involves sorting out clothes that are never worn, moving the drawers into the wardrobe and moving the shelves into my study, which also needs sorting and cleaned. In the process I found my HSC which does nothing except remind me that I failed maths LOL.
Divine Angel said:
hello morning crewCleaning here this morning as well. I want to get the bedroom and study done while Mr Mutant is away. The bedroom involves sorting out clothes that are never worn, moving the drawers into the wardrobe and moving the shelves into my study, which also needs sorting and cleaned. In the process I found my HSC which does nothing except remind me that I failed maths LOL.
Ah a decluttering day.
…yawns :/
Divine Angel said:
Cleaned out wardrobe, cleaned my porcelain dolls, cleaned out the shelves (to be moved into my study), and threw out a bunch of clothes that were old, torn, discoloured or I never liked anyway.That’s enough for today.
Porcelain dolls? Are you nuts?
Ooh, look, kii is here. I have watered the garden and forced Mr buffy to help me to get some supporting rails up for the thornless loganberry canes. Well, if he wants to eat the jam, he can at least help me with growing the things!
I have not got to the paint stripping or ceiling painting yet. I think I may be procrastinating on that.
I have, however, just eaten a bowl of nuked baby parsnips. I had to thin the parsnips, and I don’t like waste. Lovely sweet baby things, chopped, nuked and lightly buttered. Not bad.
Mmmm…little bitty baby parsnips.
I saw this again the other day and thought of you, buffy :P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55DiUUx3I_k
Long is a better looking Pug.
(I may be biased)
buffy said:
Long is a better looking Pug.
(I may be biased)
Yeah, but can he bounce up stairs?
Of course he can! And he is only three months old. We have three steps up to the verandah, which are higher than he is tall, and he learnt to get up them a couple of weeks ago. Saved him the effort of walking down the other end to the ramp. He’s quite a mountain goat…if you sit in the armchair, he will walk up your legs and climb all over you.
We’re going out to hunt for green chile cheeseburgers. It’s cooling down and the wind is gritty. Perfect for some hot green chile.
buffy said:
Long is a better looking Pug.
(I may be biased)
You don’t say.
You know, it’s not hard to read an order and make it correctly. So why do the lowly paid workers at Blake’s Lotaburger fail to give me my order of green chile on the side?
Possibly they’re too lowly paid to GAF.
Bubblecar said:
Possibly they’re too lowly paid to GAF.
Yep, this and literacy levels of some teens.
buffy said:
Of course he can! And he is only three months old. We have three steps up to the verandah, which are higher than he is tall, and he learnt to get up them a couple of weeks ago. Saved him the effort of walking down the other end to the ramp. He’s quite a mountain goat…if you sit in the armchair, he will walk up your legs and climb all over you.
lol
That is cool.
buffy said:
Of course he can! And he is only three months old. We have three steps up to the verandah, which are higher than he is tall, and he learnt to get up them a couple of weeks ago. Saved him the effort of walking down the other end to the ramp. He’s quite a mountain goat…if you sit in the armchair, he will walk up your legs and climb all over you.
Sounds like a cat ;)
kii said:
I saw this again the other day and thought of you, buffy :Phttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55DiUUx3I_k
It is pretty cute.

kii said:
For the person who really has too much stuff!
ms spock said:
kii said:
For the person who really has too much stuff!
What are the bird wings?
Bubblecar said:
What are the bird wings?
Black olives or liquorice?
kii said:
Bubblecar said:What are the bird wings?
Black olives or liquorice?
I vote black olives.
Could be Vegemite.
>>Sounds like a cat ;)<<
He does sometimes….he can mewl. He can also make that baby magpie I’M HUNGRY squarking noise.
And it looks like we have just transitioned to two meals a day instead of three. He’s pretty much refused to bother eating lunch the last few days. I guess he wants to be like the big dogs, only eating twice a day.
buffy said:
>>Sounds like a cat ;)<<
He does sometimes….he can mewl. He can also make that baby magpie I’M HUNGRY squarking noise.
A late start this morning because I slept in :)
G’night to you pikers. I’m heading to the library in a bit. Damn library card has expired :/ and it won’t let me renew my books online Bastard thing it is.
kii said:
G’night to you pikers. I’m heading to the library in a bit. Damn library card has expired :/ and it won’t let me renew my books online Bastard thing it is.

Oh joy, a windy day – 30 to 40 mph with gusts 45 to 55 mph. Or something like 50 to 90 kph. Sand is in the air….
Good Morning Kii
It’s beautiful rain here this morning :)
Another day of cleaning today..
Good morning ladies. Long and I are off to Warrnambool this morning for his second puppy class. He was being finicky about his food this morning, and I relented and hand fed him because he is having a Big Morning. But that won’t be happening again soon. In this household, if you are a dog who doesn’t eat breakfast, you are mighty hungry by tea time. No continuous feeding around here….the pack leaders control the food source.
I set out about half an hour ago for a bike ride, but was back within 10 minutes because the pedal broke on the bike. Fortunately I hadn’t got very far and didn’t have to walk 5km back in from the far point of my intended ride.
Hello morning crew *yawn *
Morning/Afternoon – I’m off to my workshop. I’ll leave this for you to share:

Morning Buffy & DA
Kookaburras are awake here :)
So it’s the just the ladies here this morning.
I’ve done it. I’ve taken the step and “upgraded” to iOS 6.
I knew I shoulda slept more this morning, look at the bad decisions I’m making.
Spider Lily said:
Morning Buffy & DAKookaburras are awake here :)
So it’s the just the ladies here this morning.
The gents are keeping mum.
Morning. Have to museum duty today – regulars are away.
GM BUGF and all.
Looks like I’m off to Swifts Creek today – Supporting the Fireys at the base camp for the Mt. Hotham job.
Divine Angel said:
I’ve done it. I’ve taken the step and “upgraded” to iOS 6.
What’s wrong with iOS 6? Pretty sure I have that.
buffy said:
I set out about half an hour ago for a bike ride, but was back within 10 minutes because the pedal broke on the bike.
Seems like the perfect excuse to get a pair of cleat pedals and shoes.
:-)
What’s right with it is the more pertinent question.
BTW the PNF for the jaw didn’t go so well. Jaw seized up and I couldn’t open it at all.
I have not read this article, the headline is enough:
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2013/02/10/07/38/raining-spiders-filmed-in-brazil
Divine Angel said:
BTW the PNF for the jaw didn’t go so well. Jaw seized up and I couldn’t open it at all.
Wha?!!
What the hell happened?
Divine Angel said:
I have not read this article, the headline is enough:
Lots of individual spiders of one species working together to create a large web, hanging for power wires.
Rule 303 said:
Divine Angel said:BTW the PNF for the jaw didn’t go so well. Jaw seized up and I couldn’t open it at all.
Wha?!!
What the hell happened?
Did stretches a few times over the day, jaw was getting a bit stiff. Next morning, couldn’t open at all. Luckily I have a bit of an overbite so I could pry it open just to drink something!
Rule 303 said:
buffy said:I set out about half an hour ago for a bike ride, but was back within 10 minutes because the pedal broke on the bike.Seems like the perfect excuse to get a pair of cleat pedals and shoes.
:-)
Can still break them too.
Divine Angel said:
Did stretches a few times over the day, jaw was getting a bit stiff. Next morning, couldn’t open at all. Luckily I have a bit of an overbite so I could pry it open just to drink something!
Did you have attendant muscle pain in the Masseter muscle? Was it the joint or a muscle cramp? Did you try tapotement?
Rule 303 said:
Divine Angel said:Did stretches a few times over the day, jaw was getting a bit stiff. Next morning, couldn’t open at all. Luckily I have a bit of an overbite so I could pry it open just to drink something!
Did you have attendant muscle pain in the Masseter muscle? Was it the joint or a muscle cramp? Did you try tapotement?
No. Muscle. No.
I massaged, heat packed, stretched. At the moment there is minor improvement, I can’t quite fit two fingers in there (two weeks or so ago, I could only fit one finger in). Seeing the surgeon again tomorrow.
Divine Angel said:
Rule 303 said:
Divine Angel said:Did stretches a few times over the day, jaw was getting a bit stiff. Next morning, couldn’t open at all. Luckily I have a bit of an overbite so I could pry it open just to drink something!
Did you have attendant muscle pain in the Masseter muscle? Was it the joint or a muscle cramp? Did you try tapotement?
No. Muscle. No.
I massaged, heat packed, stretched. At the moment there is minor improvement, I can’t quite fit two fingers in there (two weeks or so ago, I could only fit one finger in). Seeing the surgeon again tomorrow.
So far, yours has to be the most problematic wisdom tooth removal I’ve heard of. My sympathies.
Divine Angel said:
I massaged, heat packed, stretched. At the moment there is minor improvement, I can’t quite fit two fingers in there (two weeks or so ago, I could only fit one finger in). Seeing the surgeon again tomorrow.
+ Boggles +
Yeah, it’s been fun.
At work last night I was talking to the guy from the cafe while he was on his break. He’d made himself this huge burger… I was so jealous.
Divine Angel said:
I was so jealous.
There are people who get their jaw wired shut to stop them eating….
Not to suggest you would need that, obviously.
Definitely. I’ve lost a coupla kilos since the surgery. Don’t know how, I can still fit icecream in there…
Rule 303 said:
buffy said:I set out about half an hour ago for a bike ride, but was back within 10 minutes because the pedal broke on the bike.Seems like the perfect excuse to get a pair of cleat pedals and shoes.
:-)
I find them dangerous for city riding where you have to take out and push in the cleat all the time… but maybe it’s just an excuse because I don’t want to carry a second pair of walking shoes..
Arts said:
Rule 303 said:
buffy said:I set out about half an hour ago for a bike ride, but was back within 10 minutes because the pedal broke on the bike.Seems like the perfect excuse to get a pair of cleat pedals and shoes.
:-)
I find them dangerous for city riding where you have to take out and push in the cleat all the time… but maybe it’s just an excuse because I don’t want to carry a second pair of walking shoes..
You can loosen the strength of the cleats so they come out easier, then retighten when you get more coordinated.
There are also shoes that work as both.
poikilotherm said:
There are also shoes that work as both.
oh I didn’t know that… that’s handy
Arts said:
poikilotherm said:
There are also shoes that work as both.
oh I didn’t know that… that’s handy
Yea, i had those . The sole is not as stiff so they have some give when walking dunno if they still make em but its been a few years since I was right into bicycles.
Arts said:
Rule 303 said:
buffy said:I set out about half an hour ago for a bike ride, but was back within 10 minutes because the pedal broke on the bike.Seems like the perfect excuse to get a pair of cleat pedals and shoes.
:-)
I find them dangerous for city riding where you have to take out and push in the cleat all the time… but maybe it’s just an excuse because I don’t want to carry a second pair of walking shoes..
Yes, they are intended for longer journeys.
Anyone ever had the experience of riding barefoot and the foot rolling off the pedal into the bitumen?
poikilotherm said:
Arts said:
poikilotherm said:
There are also shoes that work as both.
oh I didn’t know that… that’s handy
Yea, i had those . The sole is not as stiff so they have some give when walking dunno if they still make em but its been a few years since I was right into bicycles.
yeah, I don’t get to go on really long rides any more either.. someone stole my bike (that had a baby seat attached – who steals a 15 yr old bike with a baby seat, I wanna know) last year.. so I went out and bought a you beaut new one with.. I dunno suspension something at the front, back and seat.. it’s flash.. and I hardly get tot ride it.. :(
on the upside, though, last weekend my son couldn’t ride without trainer wheels.. and now he can.. so maybe some longer rides are on the cards…
roughbarked said:
Arts said:
Rule 303 said:Seems like the perfect excuse to get a pair of cleat pedals and shoes.
:-)
I find them dangerous for city riding where you have to take out and push in the cleat all the time… but maybe it’s just an excuse because I don’t want to carry a second pair of walking shoes..
Yes, they are intended for longer journeys.
Anyone ever had the experience of riding barefoot and the foot rolling off the pedal into the bitumen?
nope… I’ve had a couple of gnarly accidents on the pushie though that has resulted in scars that chick dig…
Morning folks
Kevin McCloud wants to buy himself a beautiful piece of woodland, roll up his sleeves and build a cabin in the woods. He’s decided that everything has to be made by hand from his woodland, and if not, then it has to be sourced from somebody else’s rubbish.
Together with a hardy band of friends and experts, Kevin is going to reuse, repurpose and recycle almost all the materials for his bold building in rural Somerset. A place where he can unhook himself from the madness of modern life and live in a different way.
In episode one, Kevin starts work on his hand-made home by venturing into the bowels of London. With mains electricity and gas not an option for his bolt hole, Kevin hopes to make biodiesel for a lamp from the huge stinking ‘fatbergs’ that clog up the city’s sewers.
For the cabin’s structure, Kevin cuts down two ancient oaks, and starts putting together the wooden shell of the building. He also experiments with a ‘Wild West’ technique of splitting logs by gunpowder.
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I wont be getting Kevin to help with the Redoubt.
Hello Stump person.
How you feeling, getting better?
Peak Warming Man said:
Hello Stump person.
How you feeling, getting better?
yeah, feeling much better today, just a bit of muscle ache.
thanks
stumpy_seahorse said:
Peak Warming Man said:
Hello Stump person.
How you feeling, getting better?
yeah, feeling much better today, just a bit of muscle ache.
thanks
get well soon
>>Kevin cuts down two ancient oaks,
I’m a extreme right wing red neck and I’m appaled, has he got any idea what those oaks cost.
Peak Warming Man said:
>>Kevin cuts down two ancient oaks,I’m a extreme right wing red neck and I’m appaled, has he got any idea what those oaks cost.
That’s one of the most perplexing questions that is never considered.. A tree to many is simply a green thing that stands in the way.
I too am appaled.
I think.
hey guys, good news. i woke up this morning.
sibeen said:
I too am appaled.I think.
appled?
appalled surely?
Boris said:
hey guys, good news. i woke up this morning.
you dreamt otherwise?
English oak was much prized for ship building, so much so that they denuded the place.
They were much taken with the pines of Norfolk Island, when they saw them they wanted to saw them, they used them for masts.
I suppose pine being flexible is better for masts, yeah?
Boris said:
hey guys, good news. i woke up this morning.
were you expecting to wake up on a different morning?
just waking up is good.
>>hey guys, good news.
It’s your birthday?
Boris said:
just waking up is good.
It’s always a little to tell if you’re dead or not…waking up makes all the difference.
Peak Warming Man said:
English oak was much prized for ship building, so much so that they denuded the place.
They were much taken with the pines of Norfolk Island, when they saw them they wanted to saw them, they used them for masts.
I suppose pine being flexible is better for masts, yeah?
Norfolk Island Pines are not technically pines.
Everyday is a christmas, an easter, or a birthday, in Boris World TM.
i am so blessed. i’m just happy that all my christmases don’t come all at once..
The wood of the lower mast, that supports the sail and the shrouds, must be resistant to twisting and compression: the first and only set of spreaders is near the top of the mast, because as the top mast is not structural and the mainsail is hoisted with grommets, the whole set must be absolutely rigid. The drawings show the difference between the section of a square-rig mast (n.1) and of a Bermudan or Marconi one (n.2). In the latter, by virtue of the different sets of spreaders conceived to offer rigidity as well as flexibility, accompanying the profile of the sail, the wood thickness is smaller thus the mast weighs less. In this case the preferred wood is the precious Sitka spruce, which is light and extremely resistant to flexibility.
http://www.nauticalweb.com/superyacht/509/tecnica/mast.htm
http://www.thesparshop.org/resources.php
>>http://www.nauticalweb.com/superyacht/509/tecnica/mast.htm
Thanks Roughie.
Douglas fur at the base and Spruce at the top.
I think is Sam Pepys time they imported pines from Norway for their masts.
Peak Warming Man said:
>>http://www.nauticalweb.com/superyacht/509/tecnica/mast.htmThanks Roughie.
Douglas fur at the base and Spruce at the top.
I think is Sam Pepys time they imported pines from Norway for their masts.
roughbarked said:
Peak Warming Man said:
>>http://www.nauticalweb.com/superyacht/509/tecnica/mast.htmThanks Roughie.
Douglas fur at the base and Spruce at the top.
I think is Sam Pepys time they imported pines from Norway for their masts.
I repeat.
The Norfolk Island pines are not technically pines.
http://www.hyne.com.au/downloads/brochures/Hyne_Araucaria_Brochure.pdf
Norfolk Island Pine Araucaria heterophylla
A close relation, The Hoop Pine: http://www.conifers.org/ar/Araucaria_cunninghamii.php was almost exclusively used for boat building
… pines from Norway for their masts
led to the demise of the norwegian blue.
Peak Warming Man said:
They were much taken with the pines of Norfolk Island, when they saw them they wanted to saw them, they used them for masts.
I suppose pine being flexible is better for masts, yeah?
Norfolk Is. Pine is extremely straight and dense. There’s a couple of dozen fine examples of them around here – Originally planted to provide timber for masts, I’m told.
Having just read the Wiki page for Araucaria heterophylla (thank you, Roughy), I now wonder if they were not planted in error, because it seems they might not be so good for masts after all. Or maybe they’re good for small masts?
Rule 303 said:
Having just read the Wiki page for Araucaria heterophylla (thank you, Roughy), I now wonder if they were not planted in error, because it seems they might not be so good for masts after all. Or maybe they’re good for small masts?
There are a lot of stresses in a mast and only smaller masts were ever made from a single tree or singular wood.
The trees look amazingly like a finished mast when growing. One could be forgiven for imagining limbing the branches, knocking off the bark with an adze and mounting them on the boat.
Boris said:
… pines from Norway for their mastsled to the demise of the norwegian blue.
Rule 303 said:
The trees look amazingly like a finished mast when growing. One could be forgiven for imagining limbing the branches, knocking off the bark with an adze and mounting them on the boat.
:) yes to the imagery.
yes, demise.
;-)
Boris said:
hey guys, good news. i woke up this morning.
Happy Birthday!
Boris said:
yes, demise.;-)
;-)
As I understand it, they are not perching birds.
i think you’ve nailed it morrie.
Boris said:
yes, demise.;-)
thanks kii. boris years aren’t for everyone but hey someone has to do it.
>>i think you’ve nailed it morrie.
Dear oh dear.
Peak Warming Man said:
>>i think you’ve nailed it morrie.Dear oh dear.
Perhaps he should have stayed asleep?
there is a technical error in the parrot sketch. when he says it “wouldn’t voooom if you put 20 000 volts through it”, it should be across it. current goes through and volts go across.
Boris said:
there is a technical error in the parrot sketch. when he says it “wouldn’t voooom if you put 20 000 volts through it”, it should be across it. current goes through and volts go across.
Quick! You and BU remake the skit using the correct technical terms. He has some parrots, ne c’est pas?
Chicken stew in the oven, apple crumble is in there too. Wine is in the glass and all is well….
roughbarked said:
Boris said:
yes, demise.;-)
The Norway spruce continues to be a popular choice in the UK and is the traditional species for the British Christmas tree.
Technically not as blue as the Variety from the Swiss alps. Hybrids are commonly known as Norwegian Spruce, which should not be confused with the pure species Norway Spruce
You and BU remake the skit using the correct technical terms.
then we can go on to all the war movies that have fuel/air explosions masquerading as high velocity explosive detonations. just looks wrong.
morrie said:
roughbarked said:
Boris said:
yes, demise.;-)
The Norway spruce continues to be a popular choice in the UK and is the traditional species for the British Christmas tree.
Technically not as blue as the Variety from the Swiss alps. Hybrids are commonly known as Norwegian Spruce, which should not be confused with the pure species Norway Spruce
Oh, you mean a blue tree!
Oh, I get it.
Gee I’ll go back to sleep.
chuckles
Boris said:
You and BU remake the skit using the correct technical terms.then we can go on to all the war movies that have fuel/air explosions masquerading as high velocity explosive detonations. just looks wrong.
it is all about impact?
i like apple crumble.
if i had a parrot i’d call it hercule as in hercule parrot.
Boris said:
i like apple crumble.if i had a parrot i’d call it hercule as in hercule parrot.
would you wax his moustachio?
Boris said:
i like apple crumble.if i had a parrot i’d call it hercule as in hercule parrot.
Ours all have “B” names – if we get anymore (gawd I hope not) we might name it Boris Badenov.
Have you still got the budgie you stole?
Peak Warming Man said:
Have you still got the budgie you stole?
Yep, Billy Bob the Budgie.
We know where he came from and the woman no longer lives there….she had heaps of birds in yard aviaries and in the house. She’s gone to El Paso :P
Turkish: Boris the Blade, or Boris “the Bullet Dodger.” As bent as the Soviet sickle, and as hard as the hammer that crosses it. Apparently, it’s just impossible to kill the bastard.
Boris said:
As I understand it, they are not perching birds.i think you’ve nailed it morrie.
My point being that there demise or otherwise would not be linked to a tree.
they fed exclusively on the nuts.
Boris said:
My point being that there demise or otherwise would not be linked to a tree.they fed exclusively on the nuts.
heh
The European horse meat industry needs a shiny new PR campaign. I’m sure horse is tasty, economical and very good for you, but at the moment the nay-sayers are getting all the attention. Slogan suggestions:
“Why the long face? It’s horse!”
“So hungry you could eat a horse? Sorted!”
“Horse, for your next mane meal!” etc etc
So, how did your beans go, bubbles?
Bubblecar said:
The European horse meat industry needs a shiny new PR campaign. I’m sure horse is tasty, economical and very good for you, but at the moment the nay-sayers are getting all the attention. Slogan suggestions:“Why the long face? It’s horse!”
“So hungry you could eat a horse? Sorted!”
“Horse, for your next mane meal!” etc etc
I grew up across the road from The Hungry Horse Restaurant Art Gallery
My beans are fruiting well. Be picking some later to go with dinner.
Bubblecar said:
My beans are fruiting well. Be picking some later to go with dinner.
Kewl. I ask because mine grew well but failed to produce well. Can’t say I’ve ever had that problem before other than when the temperatures are too high and dry.
Q for Boris and morrie..
The “Capillary Bowl”. It was thought that the capillary action would keep the water flowing in the tube, but since the cohesion force that draws the liquid up the tube in the first place holds the droplet from releasing into the bowl, the flow is not perpetual.
would not be the pressure from being in contact with the level of water be the halting factor?My beans have been kept well damp and also Charlie Carped a few times.
It’s been taken off the FOX News site, but apparently they flubbed this news item by using a photo of a lesbian couple to promote tradional marriage.

would not be the pressure from being in contact with the level of water be the halting factor?
the outlet isn’t in contact with the fluid in the bowl.
Boris said:
would not be the pressure from being in contact with the level of water be the halting factor?the outlet isn’t in contact with the fluid in the bowl.
no but the droplet is?
Just seen that Rudd video. It’s not so much the swearing that’s embarrassing, it’s the squeaky, dweeby voice.
it would drip into the bowl i presume, if it did work that is.
>Egypt court orders YouTube blocked for a month over anti-Islam film
I’m sure YouTube are going to be right cheesed off that a load of shit-poor slum dwellers won’t get to choob for a whole 30 days.
“So hungry you could eat a Findus Lasagne? Sorted!
fixed
Boris said:
it would drip into the bowl i presume, if it did work that is.
my assumption was that it would reach the point where the cohesive capillary action would reach a point where back pressure from surface tension on the last droplet would cause cessation.
sibeen said:
“So hungry you could eat a Findus Lasagne? Sorted!fixed
If there’s anything wrong with those lasagne, it’s that there isn’t enough horse in them.
the liquid never leaves the tube because that is how capillary action works. it does in trees because of transpiration at the top.
i have had horse sausages a german mate made. he used to sell them for 25 quid a kilo.
Horse bangers, horse fritz, horse ham, horse & kidney pudding. The very word “horse” sounds meaty & tasty.
mr kii has eaten horse – he says it has the feel of cooked liver in ya gob, but not the taste.
Enough talk of equine cuisine, I’m off to the studio to do a couple hours of great and noble art.
Bubblecar said:
Those in favour say “aye”. Those against say “nay”. I think the “naaaaaaay“s have it.
What you up to Mr W?
Michael V said:
What you up to Mr W?
Should get out and do some mowing, Mr V. But might go and TOOT instead. :) And your good self?
Boris said:
the liquid never leaves the tube because that is how capillary action works. it does in trees because of transpiration at the top.
or in the case of evaporation also?
Woodie1 said:
Michael V said:
What you up to Mr W?
Should get out and do some mowing, Mr V. But might go and TOOT instead. :) And your good self?
Curve suggests a toot is best before mowing.
yes.
roughbarked said:
Curve suggests a toot is best before mowing.
In my day it was a toke, and I still think that smoking dope before using dangerous equipment is stoopid and foolish.
kii said:
roughbarked said:Curve suggests a toot is best before mowing.
In my day it was a toke, and I still think that smoking dope before using dangerous equipment is stoopid and foolish.
hehe – here I was thinking he meant shaving a sit on the porcelain throne.
Which I should do myself before going to the hardware store. I can’t make my mind up whether to go to Bunnings or Masters.
When I say “TOOT” I mean “TOOT”. :)
http://garahbara.blogspot.com.au/
Woodie1 said:
When I say “TOOT” I mean “TOOT”. :)http://garahbara.blogspot.com.au/
I knew what you meant :)
Want.

Good Afternoon folks.
Ooh, what lovely slippers they would be!
We are back from puppy class. This dog has too much attitude. He just pranced up to a big black standard poodle and wanted to play. Anyway, I also think we might have a small problem with dominance, as he is very, very not inclined to obey a “down” command. But he will learn that I am biggerer than he is and I am the food source.
:)
>>Seems like the perfect excuse to get a pair of cleat pedals and shoes.<<
Thanks, but no thanks Rule. My 40 year old ladies bike will continue with ordinary pedals.
buffy said:
>>Seems like the perfect excuse to get a pair of cleat pedals and shoes.<<
Thanks, but no thanks Rule. My 40 year old ladies bike will continue with ordinary pedals.
Is it a Speedwell?
Don’t know what a Speedwell is. Is that a brand? Mine came from Gray’s Cycles in Whitehorse Road, Box Hill. I have a feeling they called them Graysons.
The name Carter on the side is the Warrnambool people who resprayed it some years ago.
kii said:
Woodie1 said:
When I say “TOOT” I mean “TOOT”. :)http://garahbara.blogspot.com.au/
I knew what you meant :)
:)
well it was worth playing with.buffy said:
Don’t know what a Speedwell is. Is that a brand? Mine came from Gray’s Cycles in Whitehorse Road, Box Hill. I have a feeling they called them Graysons.
Speedwell was a brand.. the same as Graysons could be.. I can buy watch parts and put my name on the dial too.
arvo folks
It’s 5°C but it feels like 3°C going for an overnight low of -2°C.
This afternoon’s gonna be fun. All the weirdos are out in force.
Divine Angel said:
This afternoon’s gonna be fun. All the weirdos are out in force.
I thought it was quiet here :/ how did they escape?
I’m going to wash my hair and then read my new books.
I’m currently reading The Kite Runner. It’s very good.
Divine Angel said:
I’m currently reading The Kite Runner. It’s very good.
You’re quite an avid reader, …..fiction I assume, mostly?
Do you read from books or an eReader/tablet?
Aquila said:
You’re quite an avid reader, …..fiction I assume, mostly?
Do you read from books or an eReader/tablet?
Not always fiction, I read a lot of biographies and assorted non-fiction (and textbooks lol). Some are physical books, but The Kite Runner is an ebook from Google Play Store- it was on special :) Am reading it on my Aldi Pad.
Divine Angel said:
This afternoon’s gonna be fun. All the weirdos are out in force.
not all of them… i’m in here…
Hey SS :) How are you feeling today?
Divine Angel said:
Hey SS :) How are you feeling today?
much better, still a bit achey.
trying to sand weatherboards, , but only able to do about 20 minutes at a time, might have more luck once the sun sinks a bit lower
Well you look after yourself, that’s an order!
So far today I’ve had one customer give me an Instant Win ticket for small fries from McDonalds, one guy give me the long range forecast (another cyclonic rain event, much worse than the last one, due late Feb), one woman who didn’t want any filled ones but didn’t want any plain ones either and a volleyball team who were in here last night buying even bigger packs than they did before (still laughing hysterically, maybe they’re the ones doping :p )
>one woman who didn’t want any filled ones but didn’t want any plain ones either
So she bought nothing?
Bubblecar said:
>one woman who didn’t want any filled ones but didn’t want any plain ones eitherSo she bought nothing?
She ended up with 6 sprinkles and 6 strawbeery iced but complained they were too plain, even though that’s it after the process of elimination.
>but complained they were too plain
I hope you said: “So are you but you don’t hear me moaning about it.”
On this pleasantly temperate afternoon I’m about to:
a) Have a bath
b) Go for a brisk hour-long trundle
Divine Angel said:
This afternoon’s gonna be fun. All the weirdos are out in force.
wot sort of weirdos?
monkey skipper said:
Divine Angel said:
This afternoon’s gonna be fun. All the weirdos are out in force.
wot sort of weirdos?
Keep reading…
Plus add the shirtless guy who asked, “You want me, don’t you?” to which I replied, “Yes, I want you to put a shirt on.” And the customer who rang late yesterday with a large order for this morning who hasn’t picked it up yet and won’t answer his phone.
Divine Angel said:
monkey skipper said:
Divine Angel said:
This afternoon’s gonna be fun. All the weirdos are out in force.
wot sort of weirdos?
Keep reading…
Plus add the shirtless guy who asked, “You want me, don’t you?” to which I replied, “Yes, I want you to put a shirt on.” And the customer who rang late yesterday with a large order for this morning who hasn’t picked it up yet and won’t answer his phone.
ahh…
Greetings, dribblers ;)
Good morning. One little puppy woke up – and he really wakes up! – and wanted his breakfast. I might take him for a short walk in an attempt to wear him out a bit.
We just took Ms Daisy to the local park. So much to sniff, so little time.
morning ladies…
hey, just out of interest, when does daylight saving finish for you southerners?
Aquila said:
morning ladies…hey, just out of interest, when does daylight saving finish for you southerners?
http://bit.ly/VNXwAy
kii said:
Aquila said:
morning ladies…hey, just out of interest, when does daylight saving finish for you southerners?
http://bit.ly/VNXwAy
…not sure I want to copy that link into my browser…..it looks a bit sus!
Go on…do it!
Aquila said:
kii said:
Aquila said:
morning ladies…hey, just out of interest, when does daylight saving finish for you southerners?
http://bit.ly/VNXwAy
Without javascript the page reads thus: “Enable javascript to use LMGTFY.”…not sure I want to copy that link into my browser…..it looks a bit sus!
- )
Ok, then, you are forcing me to google daylight savings in Australia
…no need to talk to people any more, the internet knows everything!
(even talking to people…on the internet)
Aquila said:
Ok, then, you are forcing me to google daylight savings in Australia…no need to talk to people any more, the internet knows everything!
(even talking to people…on the internet)
- )
OK. To my feeble memory it all comes back to sanity on the 30th March.
roughbarked said:
Aquila said:
Ok, then, you are forcing me to google daylight savings in Australia…no need to talk to people any more, the internet knows everything!
(even talking to people…on the internet)
- )
OK. To my feeble memory it all comes back to sanity on the 30th March.
but don’t quote me because I seem to remember that the opening and closing dates get all fudged at the drop of a hat and of recent times it would seem that we have moved more to match the international dates..
It’s like spoon feeding babies:
http://www.nsw.gov.au/daylight-saving
Daylight Saving will end again in New South Wales on Sunday 7 April 2013 at 3:00 am, when clocks are put back one hour.
*chuckle
well kii, you can sleep peacfully tonight, knowing in your heart you’ve done a helpful deed for another human being!
by the way, I ordered one large chunky steak pie with tomato and onion, seasoned with a mix of white/green/black pepper and one large apple & rhubarb pie in short crust pastry…
…still waiting
Aquila said:
*chucklewell kii, you can sleep peacfully tonight, knowing in your heart you’ve done a helpful deed for another human being!
by the way, I ordered one large chunky steak pie with tomato and onion, seasoned with a mix of white/green/black pepper and one large apple & rhubarb pie in short crust pastry…
…still waiting
Meh, I don’t really care about people much anymore.
I made the pies but then I coughed all over them…so the dog got them.
Morning all.
kii said:
Aquila said:*chucklewell kii, you can sleep peacfully tonight, knowing in your heart you’ve done a helpful deed for another human being!
by the way, I ordered one large chunky steak pie with tomato and onion, seasoned with a mix of white/green/black pepper and one large apple & rhubarb pie in short crust pastry…
…still waitingMeh, I don’t really care about people much anymore.
I made the pies but then I coughed all over them…so the dog got them.
Sounds like you and your husband need to raunchy weekend away!
Hope things pick up for you
*if he’s not being romantic anymore, give him a slap for me.
<3
Moaning.
Aquila said:
Sounds like you and your husband need to raunchy weekend away!
Hope things pick up for you*if he’s not being romantic anymore, give him a slap for me.
<3
What? How do you come to that conclusion or is that a standard response?
BTW – Things are fine, thanks. Any w/e away involves having to deal with other people.
kii said:
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Aquila said:
morning ladies…hey, just out of interest, when does daylight saving finish for you southerners?
http://bit.ly/VNXwAy
Why the strange-looking URL?
Michael V said:
Why the strange-looking URL?
It’s a short url for this: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=dls+end+for+new+south+wales
..or maybe I just want to blow the world up and this is part of my plan.
kii said:
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Michael V said:Why the strange-looking URL?
It’s a short url for this: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=dls+end+for+new+south+wales
..or maybe I just want to blow the world up and this is part of my plan.
Short URLs? I see people putting those things sup from time to time, but I am suspicious of them. Why change from the usual URL to a short one? What is lmgtfy.com?
Michael V said:
kii said:.
Michael V said:Why the strange-looking URL?
It’s a short url for this: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=dls+end+for+new+south+wales
..or maybe I just want to blow the world up and this is part of my plan.
Short URLs? I see people putting those things sup from time to time, but I am suspicious of them. Why change from the usual URL to a short one? What is lmgtfy.com?
Server not found
Firefox can’t find the server at www.igmtfy.com.
roughbarked said:
Michael V said:
kii said:.It’s a short url for this: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=dls+end+for+new+south+wales
..or maybe I just want to blow the world up and this is part of my plan.
Short URLs? I see people putting those things sup from time to time, but I am suspicious of them. Why change from the usual URL to a short one? What is lmgtfy.com?
Server not found
Firefox can’t find the server at www.igmtfy.com.
http://ww2.imgtfy.com/
Michael V said:
Short URLs? I see people putting those things sup from time to time, but I am suspicious of them. Why change from the usual URL to a short one? What is lmgtfy.com?
http://bit.ly/uNXku0
Michael V said:
Short URLs? I see people putting those things sup from time to time, but I am suspicious of them. Why change from the usual URL to a short one? What is lmgtfy.com?
Short URLs are good for sites with character limits, like twitter.
Grrr. Computer froze (again). Had to force a shutdown through Ctl-Alt-Del.
Short URLs are used by sites with character limits, like twitter.
fixed
Divine Angel said:
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Michael V said:Short URLs? I see people putting those things sup from time to time, but I am suspicious of them. Why change from the usual URL to a short one? What is lmgtfy.com?
Short URLs are good for sites with character limits, like twitter.
I see.
But this site isn’t twitter. So, I get suspicious.
.
Yes, as do I. But if it’s a C&P from Twits, then it’s OK :p
Divine Angel said:
Yes, as do I. But if it’s a C&P from Twits, then it’s OK :p
but why? How do you know?
I meant OK = acceptable
Gimme a break, I just woke up :p
Divine Angel said:
Yes, as do I. But if it’s a C&P from Twits, then it’s OK :p
OI! I’m not a twit :P
Divine Angel said:
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Yes, as do I. But if it’s a C&P from Twits, then it’s OK :p
So how do we tell a good site apart from a dodgy, say for instance, download-this-virus site?
Hmph……I’ll just go back to baking my bread.
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:.
Yes, as do I. But if it’s a C&P from Twits, then it’s OK :p
So how do we tell a good site apart from a dodgy, say for instance, download-this-virus site?
Trust the twits?
Morning Folks…
.
Spocky!
Do we have a pud thread yet?
>>Must clean house before Mrs V returns
That’s the important one.
Michael V said:
- Must clean house before Mrs V returns
:-D
Divine Angel said:
Spocky!Do we have a pud thread yet?
It would seem not!
I haven’t heard if Michael V confirmed the the 9th of March with Ms V?
Do the weeding and the mowing too Michael V.
It will get you tons of brownie points.
ms spock said:
Do the weeding and the mowing too Michael V.It will get you tons of brownie points.
Do not walk back into clean house after weeding and mowing without forensic suit on.
ms spock said:
Divine Angel said:
Spocky!Do we have a pud thread yet?
It would seem not!
I haven’t heard if Michael V confirmed the the 9th of March with Ms V?
I’ve asked for that day off, so it had better be that day!
Anyhoo, I have an appointment with the dental surgeon so lemme know how March 9 negotiations go.
Divine Angel said:
Anyhoo, I have an appointment with the dental surgeon.
Best wishes
Divine Angel said:
ms spock said:
Divine Angel said:
Spocky!Do we have a pud thread yet?
It would seem not!
I haven’t heard if Michael V confirmed the the 9th of March with Ms V?
I’ve asked for that day off, so it had better be that day!
Cool.
I will make the thread when I get home from classes today.
I am off now.
waves goodbye to one and all
Sparky has arrived. Power off soon…
ms spock said:
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Divine Angel said:
Spocky!Do we have a pud thread yet?
It would seem not!
I haven’t heard if Michael V confirmed the the 9th of March with Ms V?
Yes, yes I did last night.
Will put up thread after the sparky has finished.
Dog walked, bread baked, more bread dough made for the week, vegetables purchased..what’s next on the list?
kii said:
Dog walked, bread baked, more bread dough made for the week, vegetables purchased..what’s next on the list?
did you feed the budgie?
.what’s next on the list?
sorry but i can’t read your writing.
roughbarked said:
did you feed the budgie?
They get fed at night, they’ll be put in the laundry/store room, cleaned up and fed and can dance to the music on 101GOLD until bedtime.
Boris said:
.what’s next on the list?sorry but i can’t read your writing.
My writing is impeccable. Except when I do that hurried italics printing :P mr kii can’t read that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CHp3OMyZec
How to catch a kangaroo with a shopping bag.
:/
kii said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CHp3OMyZecHow to catch a kangaroo with a shopping bag.
:/
wait… that’s stupid..
that’s a joey.
Arts said:
kii said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CHp3OMyZecHow to catch a kangaroo with a shopping bag.
:/
wait… that’s stupid..
that’s a joey.
Yep….plus where’s mumma ‘roo?
kii said:
Arts said:
kii said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CHp3OMyZecHow to catch a kangaroo with a shopping bag.
:/
wait… that’s stupid..
that’s a joey.
Yep….plus where’s mumma ‘roo?
two seconds after that video finished she bounded in and back leg kicked him and posted it on youtube under “how to deal with humans that touch your stuff”
Joey from Scribbly is adept at catching old-man-roos. She has a very interesting method, I have a lot of respect for her.
Arts said:
two seconds after that video finished she bounded in and back leg kicked him and posted it on youtube under “how to deal with humans that touch your stuff”
….snort…..
Carmen_Sandiego said:
Joey from Scribbly is adept at catching old-man-roos. She has a very interesting method, I have a lot of respect for her.
I have a lot of respect already….her and jenna and spocky and all wildlife carers are amazing.
kii said:
Carmen_Sandiego said:Joey from Scribbly is adept at catching old-man-roos. She has a very interesting method, I have a lot of respect for her.
I have a lot of respect already….her and jenna and spocky and all wildlife carers are amazing.
My back yard.

It is a wide angle lens, so has shrunk the perspective – the trees in the background loom over the house.
Hello Holidayers. Today the plasterer is here. Plaster smells funny. Then have to wait. Have topcoat. Wait again. Then the cornicing can go in. Then the shower unit.
Last night this computer warned me off checking my emails at the ISP. It warned me off again this morning. Now it seems to be happy for me to do it. Does anyone know about any big hacking attacks on emails around the place? Mr buffy said his Bigpond was slow this morning. My ISP is Eftel.
Carmen_Sandiego said:
My back yard.
It is a wide angle lens, so has shrunk the perspective – the trees in the background loom over the house.
Is that a boat shed down the back?
roughbarked said:
Is that a boat shed down the back?
Cubby/dog/chook house.
Carmen_Sandiego said:
roughbarked said:Is that a boat shed down the back?
Cubby/dog/chook house.
Do you have any of those inhabitants?
:P
Looks great fun for playing in, DO :)
kii said:
Carmen_Sandiego said:
roughbarked said:Is that a boat shed down the back?
Cubby/dog/chook house.
Do you have any of those inhabitants?
:P
Not yet. But that’s just a matter of going out and buying it.
Carmen_Sandiego said:
Not yet. But that’s just a matter of going out and buying it.
Arts keeps trying to sell her kids. :)
buffy said:
Hello Holidayers. Today the plasterer is here. Plaster smells funny. Then have to wait. Have topcoat. Wait again. Then the cornicing can go in. Then the shower unit.
Last night this computer warned me off checking my emails at the ISP. It warned me off again this morning. Now it seems to be happy for me to do it. Does anyone know about any big hacking attacks on emails around the place? Mr buffy said his Bigpond was slow this morning. My ISP is Eftel.
I haven’t heard anything buffy.
Wouldn’t be surprised to see a troop of monkeys wandering out of that jungle.
Or check the treetops for any Japanese soldiers who haven’t realised that WW2 is over.
Carmen_Sandiego said:
. Keep it clean and tidy, with dry bedding in it, some tinned food, torch, book and toilet paper. Set yourself up for when you get sent to the doghouse.
kii said:
Carmen_Sandiego said:Cubby/dog/chook house.
Do you have any of those inhabitants?
:P
Not yet. But that’s just a matter of going out and buying it.
;)
.
Neophyte said:
Or check the treetops for any Japanese soldiers who haven’t realised that WW2 is over.
Still got a couple of them in my back yard, and still get the odd angry shot from them,, wonder who is supplying them ammo?
Michael V said:
My lovely old FIL used to go to his workshop with his dog if he cracked the shits with my MIL, used to piss her off no end.
Carmen_Sandiego said:. Keep it clean and tidy, with dry bedding in it, some tinned food, torch, book and toilet paper. Set yourself up for when you get sent to the doghouse.
kii said:Do you have any of those inhabitants?
:P
Not yet. But that’s just a matter of going out and buying it.
;)
.
Today in DA’s junk email folder we have:
Celeste and Amy (two different emails) congratulating me on my free fuckbook account.
Rachel suggests I should help her cheat on her husband.
Pharmacy Express wants me to have exclusive access to new stock of Viagra and Cialis.
And someone name Faith “replied” to an email Re: hey there sexy!
I have ended up spilling minty mouthwash all over myself :-\
Divine Angel said:
.
I have ended up spilling minty mouthwash all over myself :-\
That was smart.
.
Spiny Norman said:
Michael V said:
So, where is everyone?
I’m inside your computer.
I’m over in this thread – rearranging the furniture.
Brace yourself for the formal arrest of Rolf Harris some time in the next few days. Along with a well-known comedian in his 70s…
>A source close to Scotland Yard’s Operation Yewtree inquiry said: “The latest big name to be arrested will be a real shocker to a lot of people. He’s not somebody you would have associated with this sort of thing. The other celebrity will be even more of a surprise.”
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/jimmy-savile-child-abuse-scandal-1571408
Bubblecar said:
Brace yourself for the formal arrest of Rolf Harris some time in the next few days. Along with a well-known comedian in his 70s…>A source close to Scotland Yard’s Operation Yewtree inquiry said: “The latest big name to be arrested will be a real shocker to a lot of people. He’s not somebody you would have associated with this sort of thing. The other celebrity will be even more of a surprise.”
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/jimmy-savile-child-abuse-scandal-1571408
Lamb Chop would be more surprising IMO.
Downton Abbey was a double episode tonight, mr kii lost a hearing aid and I thought the dog had eaten it. It’s excitement plus around here.
Has the Dowton Abbey knock-off been aby good (it hasn’t started here yet).
I’m super excited though- Survivor starts again on Thursday (Aust time) and channel 9 (well, Go!) will be showing episodes hours after the US! Not days, weeks or months, but HOURS!! (Usually they show it 6-10 weeks after the US).
Divine Angel said:
Has the Dowton Abbey knock-off been aby good (it hasn’t started here yet).I’m super excited though- Survivor starts again on Thursday (Aust time) and channel 9 (well, Go!) will be showing episodes hours after the US! Not days, weeks or months, but HOURS!! (Usually they show it 6-10 weeks after the US).
The what?
Survivor? Survivor?! Who watches that crap?
There’s a Downton Abbey knock-off… Paradise? Parade? Yeah, I think it’s called Parade’s End or something. The only person I recognise from it is the woman from the film, The Prestige, the one that was married to Christian Bale’s character.
I love Survivor. I have no idea why.
I’m going to try sleeping……it’s going to be below freezing again overnight.
kii said:
I’m going to try sleeping……it’s going to be below freezing again overnight.
Dream about snowmen coming to life.
Bubblecar said:
kii said:
I’m going to try sleeping……it’s going to be below freezing again overnight.
Dream about snowmen coming to life.
:P
I love Kimbra’s dress at the Grammy Awards…and I never really comment on the ladies’ frocks.
It’s another day.
Good morning Holidayers. A bit more excitement last night than I care for. Went to dog club meeting in Warrnambool. About 10 km from home (when Mr buffy would have gone back on available for the ambulance) the pager went off. (It was in his pocket). Accident on farm. Right about where we were at the time. So I got to go and watch (keep out of the way) while a couple of ambulances, police and the helicopter ambulance arrived. I have to give it to those helicopter pilots….came in, in the dark, landed in paddock near woolshed, missed power lines and trees etc. I’m massively impressed.
Oh, and Mr buffy was pretty good too, arriving in our vehicle, only a basic first aid kit and his hands. Fortunately not too damaged a person, but damaged enough. I have told Mr buffy that I do not know how I will react, and may freeze, so he dropped me at the gate with a neighbour to direct the emergency services in to the woolshed. Then I got a lift in to the scene in the local ambulance when it arrived and the neighbour (farmer) stayed by the gate to make sure the cattle didn’t escape while the gate was open.
Good Morning Holidayers
Wow exciting night for you Buffy :)
It’s another day and another dollar here in FNQ. Cicadas are chirping madly :)
Gosh buffy, that does sound exciting.

From Twitter: I think the Pope realized he was never gonna get promoted to God. #StainedGlassCeiling
Also from Twitter: The Pope resigned, having realised he was 25% horse meat.
Oh yeah, this looks fun:
http://www.oddee.com/item_96537.aspx
Do you have to be a Twitter member in order to read what people are tweeting?
Witty Rejoinder said:
Do you have to be a Twitter member in order to read what people are tweeting?
No.
morning.
G’morning Boris
Having A Light Bulb Moment
Call Center | AB, Canada | Extra Stupid, Math & Science
Me: “Thanks for calling . How can I help you?”
Customer: “I’m calling because my bill is too high!”
Me: “Alright, I can pull up your account and see what could have caused the increase in—”
Customer: “It’s always been too high, and I think it’s this distribution charge.”
Me: “Ah, well that comes from the regulated electricity distributors, the ones that own and maintain the lines in the area. They send that information to us; we don’t have any control over that, unfortunately.”
Customer: “It’s a bulls*** charge! I don’t need no distribution!”
Me: “Well… the charge is for maintaining the electrical lines that transmit the electricity—”
Customer: “Transmitting the electricity?”
Me: “Yeah… you know, sending it out there.”
Customer: “What are you talking about? They don’t have to send it anywhere!”
Me: “I’m sorry?”
Customer: “When I turn on the lights, they just come on. I don’t have to wait for the electricity to get there, it’s already there.”
Me: “That’s not how electricity works, sir.”
Customer: “Of course it is! It turns on right away because the electricity is there. It doesn’t move!”
Me: “Sir… do you have a microwave?”
Customer: “Of course I do.”
Me: “And when you use your microwave, it works immediately, correct?”
Customer: “Right, because the electricity is already in there.”
Me: “So, why do you have to plug it in if the electricity is already there?”
Customer: “What?”
Me: “If you unplug your microwave it doesn’t work anymore, right?”
Customer: “Well, yes! What does that have to do with—”
Me: “That’s because the electricity has to travel through the cable to get to the microwave to make it work.”
(He mutters as he’s grasping for something to argue.)
Me: “Is there anything else I can help you with?”
Customer: click
Boris said:
morning.
“Moaning” to you too Boris:-)
Divine Angel said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
Do you have to be a Twitter member in order to read what people are tweeting?
No.
No but it does make you a “Twit”
http://reporting.tac.vic.gov.au/s/search.html?collection=tac-xml-meta&form=tac-report-corporate-daily
Apparently going from 4 cyclists killed in a year to 0 cyclists killed is a “400% decrease”.
Carmen_Sandiego said:
http://reporting.tac.vic.gov.au/s/search.html?collection=tac-xml-meta&form=tac-report-corporate-daily
Apparently going from 4 cyclists killed in a year to 0 cyclists killed is a “400% decrease”.
hmm so if I graft 5 trees and they all work it is a 500% strike rate?
>“He looked confused. And way taller than I was expecting,” the SEAL says of bin Laden.
I find this odd, since:
a) bin Laden’s impressive height was common knowledge
b) You’d expect a team sent out to get him would have been given a full & detailed description
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/alert-psos-solve-dog-theft-mystery/story-e6frg6n6-1226575832841
JAFFA the stolen Staffy was last night back her owner’s arms thanks to a trio of eagle-eyed PSOs.
A “speechless” Lisa Martin said she was grateful to the Protective Service Officers who spotted Jaffa and her thief at Southern Cross Station a week after she was stolen outside a Bentleigh East supermarket.
Bubblecar said:
>“He looked confused. And way taller than I was expecting,” the SEAL says of bin Laden.he seemed full of straw and had golf balls for eyes a carrot for a nose and a drawn on mouth – it just shows you how people can change their appearance. i let him have it and a cloud of straw and mice escaped from his chest, his head fell off and it turned out that his head had become a pumpkin.
we carried the body out to sea and a few of us saved the vegetables for that nights dinner
Bubblecar said:
>“He looked confused. And way taller than I was expecting,” the SEAL says of bin Laden.I find this odd, since:
a) bin Laden’s impressive height was common knowledge
b) You’d expect a team sent out to get him would have been given a full & detailed description
Close up perspective looms larger.
wookiemeister said:
Bubblecar said:
>“He looked confused. And way taller than I was expecting,” the SEAL says of bin Laden.he seemed full of straw and had golf balls for eyes a carrot for a nose and a drawn on mouth – it just shows you how people can change their appearance. i let him have it and a cloud of straw and mice escaped from his chest, his head fell off and it turned out that his head had become a pumpkin.
we carried the body out to sea and a few of us saved the vegetables for that nights dinner
you’ll remember that night the abc stepped into the sssf forum and shut down discussion that the bin laden story was a lie. one of the few times they ever didi generally regard the story of 911 and the next decade as a lie
anyone with any reasoning skills would, there are too many unanswered questions – the first one being “the dancing israelis”
What say ye? I’ve been told that a child would need to be older than 12 months to be able to recognise itself in a mirror..?
Check these two photos. Does the child not know it is her hand nose or lips?


wookiemeister said:
Bubblecar said:
>“He looked confused. And way taller than I was expecting,” the SEAL says of bin Laden.he seemed full of straw and had golf balls for eyes a carrot for a nose and a drawn on mouth – it just shows you how people can change their appearance. i let him have it and a cloud of straw and mice escaped from his chest, his head fell off and it turned out that his head had become a pumpkin.
we carried the body out to sea and a few of us saved the vegetables for that nights dinner
That’s a surrealistic sort of post, even by wookie’s standards.
wookiemeister said:
anyone with any reasoning skills would, there are too many unanswered questions – the first one being “the dancing israelis”
Tell me abut the dancing Israelis and other unanswered questions?
>Tell me abut the dancing Israelis and other unanswered questions?
Nooo, dooon’t…..
Those are cute baby snaps roughbarked :)
roughbarked said:
wookiemeister said:anyone with any reasoning skills would, there are too many unanswered questions – the first one being “the dancing israelis”
Tell me abut the dancing Israelis and other unanswered questions?
theres plenty of information out there including the old lady who called the police when she saw a group of people laughing and high fiving whilst filming the towers being attacked
when later captured by the police they told interrogators “we were happy because our war is now your war”
the company they worked for was a front for mossad and the entire company was abandoned within hours of its operatives being caught
the bomb sniffer reacted positively to the van they were travelling
no one would react in this way to such an event unless they had been involved in it
Weird:
Mystery porn bug stumps Google
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A Google search for “-4^¼” at the time of writing revealed the result on a calculator, below which were several pages of porn links with titles such as “four guys and a hooker” and others too lewd to repeat here.
Other search strings that return mostly adult links include:
- “1 2” -1
- “1 2” -2
- “h 3” -h
- “1 4” -4
- “apple 1” -apple
Advertisement The first person to notice the bug appears to be a poster on Quora who wondered what was causing this “equation porn” when users search for contradictory queries.
The Quora post was published in January but Google appears to still be working out how to fix the issue, as the porn results were still present when Fairfax Media tested it on Tuesday morning.
Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/technology/technology-news/mystery-porn-bug-stumps-google-20130212-2e9qu.html#ixzz2KdsVMZpe
Bubblecar said:
>Tell me abut the dancing Israelis and other unanswered questions?Nooo, dooon’t…..
Those are cute baby snaps roughbarked :)
:) ta..
wookiemeister said:
\
anyone with any reasoning skills would, there are too many unanswered questions – the first one being “the dancing israelis”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sH3mjOsZY0
i don’t worry myself because i don’t live in a major city
i know how to protect myself from terrorist groups after living in britian with the IRA blowing stuff up
please resume your normal viewing
wookiemeister said:
no one would react in this way to such an event unless they had been involved in it
neomyrtus_ said:
wookiemeister said:\
anyone with any reasoning skills would, there are too many unanswered questions – the first one being “the dancing israelis”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sH3mjOsZY0
roughbarked said:
wookiemeister said:no one would react in this way to such an event unless they had been involved in it
involvement can easily be from an emotional distance.
right
like watching people jumping to their deaths
wookiemeister said:
find out for yourself
theres plenty of information out there including the old lady who called the police when she saw a group of people laughing and high fiving whilst filming the towers being attacked
when later captured by the police they told interrogators “we were happy because our war is now your war”
the company they worked for was a front for mossad and the entire company was abandoned within hours of its operatives being caught
the bomb sniffer reacted positively to the van they were travelling
no one would react in this way to such an event unless they had been involved in it
Not sure I saw that youtube video…
Bubblecar said:
..Those are cute baby snaps roughbarked :)
I thought you would have noticed the bike in the background?
wookiemeister said:
neomyrtus_ said:
wookiemeister said:\
anyone with any reasoning skills would, there are too many unanswered questions – the first one being “the dancing israelis”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sH3mjOsZY0
stoned any homosexuals recently?
I know a few stoned homosexuals, yes.
wookiemeister said:
no one would react in this way to such an event unless they had been involved in it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqgZnvfJ9Jg
>I thought you would have noticed the bike in the background?
I assume it’s purely ornamental. Looks pretty though :)
wookiemeister said:
i don’t worry myself because i don’t live in a major cityi know how to protect myself from terrorist groups after living in britian with the IRA blowing stuff up

Carmen_Sandiego said:
wookiemeister said:find out for yourself
theres plenty of information out there including the old lady who called the police when she saw a group of people laughing and high fiving whilst filming the towers being attacked
when later captured by the police they told interrogators “we were happy because our war is now your war”
the company they worked for was a front for mossad and the entire company was abandoned within hours of its operatives being caught
the bomb sniffer reacted positively to the van they were travelling
no one would react in this way to such an event unless they had been involved in it
Not sure I saw that youtube video…
just google the dancing israelis
you shall know the tree by its fruit
have a look at this stuff especially the interview with the old lady its not hard to find.
i don’t worry about myself about it i just treat it as useful information to recognise dangerous people – i stay away from them.
wookiemeister said:
rightright
like watching people jumping to their deaths

wookiemeister said:
stoned any homosexuals recently?

neomyrtus_ said:
wookiemeister said:
rightright
like watching people jumping to their deaths
ah right
its fucked
neomyrtus_ said:
wookiemeister said:
rightright
like watching people jumping to their deaths
ah right
its fucked
neomyrtus_ said:
wookiemeister said:
rightright
like watching people jumping to their deaths
ah right
its fucked
neomyrtus_ said:
wookiemeister said:
i don’t worry myself because i don’t live in a major cityi know how to protect myself from terrorist groups after living in britian with the IRA blowing stuff up
I could easily ruin that bolt hole with a couple of handfuls of ANFO
just remember folks
its all for jehovah!!
one brand of terrorist is very much like another
killing randomly to achieve their ends is just another day
don’t think that quoting the bible gives you the right to kill people.
see ya!!
wookiemeister said:
just google the dancing israelis
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGmxGvdDPj8
wookiemeister said:
just remember folksits all for jehovah!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_hlMK7tCks
There are many times I thank the fact that I cannot do youchube.
wookiemeister said:
if you love israel so much why don’t you go back there?
ah right
its fucked

heh..
neomyrtus_ said:
wookiemeister said:if you love israel so much why don’t you go back there?
ah right
its fucked
This is one of those photos that I love – I’ve seen it many times over the past few weeks and I can’t see me getting tired of it anytime soon.
are they fair isle sweaters those shetlands have on?
Boris said:
are they fair isle sweaters those shetlands have on?
I’m not sure of the technical term for the pattern.
Boris said:
are they fair isle sweaters those shetlands have on?
likely not
I wonder how many vicious disabling kicks were entailed in getting those cardigans on them.
>sweaters
Cardigans. Note the buttons.
I’m not sure of the technical term for the pattern.
it was a geographical “joke”.
Boris said:
I’m not sure of the technical term for the pattern.it was a geographical “joke”.
I’m not sure of the technical term for geographical jokes.
geokes
http://www.shetland-knitwear.co.uk/page24.htm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fair_Isle_%28technique%29
bump for kii cos she’s slack in keeping her thread aliiiiiiive.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwJYeYbqCq0
I’ve been watching this: The God who wasn’t there
It’s an hour long. Just got to the bit where three movies about Christ are compared by how many $$$ they made. The one that wins is the Mel Gibson one with lots and lots of blood. Seems that Christians like the blood squirts and the sound effects.
Boris said:
bump for kii cos she’s slack in keeping her thread aliiiiiiive.
I keep using it…people just stop using it when I’m asleep. Bastards!
i’ll have a word with them tomorrow.
I thank you….kind sir.
kii said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwJYeYbqCq0I’ve been watching this: The God who wasn’t there
It’s an hour long. Just got to the bit where three movies about Christ are compared by how many $$$ they made. The one that wins is the Mel Gibson one with lots and lots of blood. Seems that Christians like the blood squirts and the sound effects.
After all Christianity was founded on nailing a bloke to a cross and sticking him with a spear. Christians may need the bloody sound effects to make it all seem more realistic.
kii said:
I thank you….kind sir.
So, is tomorrow the big day this month?
roughbarked said:
kii said:
I thank you….kind sir.
So, is tomorrow the big day this month?
Nope.
kii said:
roughbarked said:
kii said:
I thank you….kind sir.
So, is tomorrow the big day this month?
Nope.
You’ll keep us informed, I feel certain. ;)
we probably share a birthday kii.
roughbarked said:
You’ll keep us informed, I feel certain. ;)
Maybe…..maybe not.
anyway must to bed. big day tomorrow.
it’s my birthday.
Boris said:
we probably share a birthday kii.
The way you operate…probably.
The freaky weird thing is mr kii’s brother has married a woman who shares my birthday, including the year :/ She’s the “hootchy mama” from Guatemala. We are so different in every way that I am now ashamed of my birth date…the only way I can get over it is has been to realise that I was born in Oz and we actually don’t share the same day of birth :D
G’night and happy birthday to you, Mr Boris Bogsnorkler.
Boris said:
it’s my birthday.
you say that so often it is like the boy that cried wolf. ;)
but happy birthday anyway.. ;)
my one and only one is august the first. i’m just pretending having one every day.
Boris said:
my one and only one is august the first. i’m just pretending having one every day.
the ‘orse’s birthday?
yep.
Boris said:
yep.
makes you a Leo though.. not the best of horse acquaintances.. ;)
This is my year.. the year of the snake.. I wonder, should I buy a lottery ticket or just bank on the fact that I’m a million times more likely to die of cancer first?I think I’ll just peter out.
Dum-dee-dum-dee-dah….leaves a pie for the early risers :)

Morning. All drugs and popes on the news this morning.
Morning all.
Popes, drugs and oil shale mining here.
poikilotherm said:
Morning. All drugs and popes on the news this morning.
nothing changed since yesterday then?
poikilotherm said:
Morning. All drugs and popes on the news this morning.
Someone say “popes”?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=604QlyW0Nq0
Good morning Holidayers. Off to Casterton today. Long will find out about being locked in the dog run today. Digby will be on the outside. Auntie Annie will come and let him out when she gets up in an hour or so. And then lock him back in when he gets too annoying. It is going to be his training for being locked up day.
Geoff D said:
Morning all.Popes, drugs and oil shale mining here.
Ah yes, there’s some coal mining rort court case going on here too…along with some fracking controversy.
Geoff D said:
Morning all.Popes, drugs and oil shale mining here.
Heh. Popes, drugs and rock’n‘oil.
Good Morning Holidayers
Stunning morning here this morning, 23 degrees and 84% humidity.
Enjoy your day everyone :D
Spider Lily said:
Good Morning HolidayersStunning morning here this morning, 23 degrees and 84% humidity.
Enjoy your day everyone :D
you think the tropics are special?
22.5°C temp 11.6°C dewpoint 50% humidity
Glorious morning in Melbourne.
Supposed to hit a top of 30.
Hello morning crew.
Apparently my dream self has no fashion sense: I had paired a dark blue dress with a light green cardigan thingy.
Divine Angel said:
Hello morning crew.Apparently my dream self has no fashion sense: I had paired a dark blue dress with a light green cardigan thingy.
and no colour between?
No :(
I’m not sure where I was, but I was going to a fancy restaurant or something (might have been on a cruise, but I think the dream changed locations somewhere in the middle, as dreams do). I was wearing a long, dark blue dress with a long, light green cardy thing over the top. When we got to wherever we were going, I ate a berry dessert, which was really good.
wow!
Western Union UK Office has sent you £1,500,000 Pounds and you are to contact Fred McDonald with his information below.
Email westernunion.moneyuk@email.ch
Tel +447024058360
they finally found me!
Divine Angel said:
No :(I’m not sure where I was, but I was going to a fancy restaurant or something (might have been on a cruise, but I think the dream changed locations somewhere in the middle, as dreams do). I was wearing a long, dark blue dress with a long, light green cardy thing over the top. When we got to wherever we were going, I ate a berry dessert, which was really good.
Can I borrow some of your dreams, DA? I had a fistula on my left ankle that started off looking like three durians and started growing to ridiculous sizes as I watched. Yours sound like much more fun.
>> I had a fistula on my left ankle that started off looking like three durians and started growing to ridiculous sizes as I watched
Gold top mushrooms will do that.
Oh man, I never dream about fistulas!
(Well, there was that one night after I’d discovered rotten.com…)
Arts said:
wow!Western Union UK Office has sent you £1,500,000 Pounds and you are to contact Fred McDonald with his information below.
Email westernunion.moneyuk@email.ch
Tel +447024058360they finally found me!
Wacko! For the 2nd time in a few weeks we received some free money (cash) in the post this week. A local insurance agent has a sneaky approach. He sends out his spam in envelopes that have a hand-written address on it and the return info is for Utah (we only know an aunt of mr kii who is in UT). Each time he has sent us a nice crisp $1 bill – they’re real. The downfall is – he refers to me by mr kii’s last name. That is a FAIL in my books :P
>>Western Union UK Office has sent you £1,500,000 Pounds and you are to contact Fred McDonald with his information below.
You’ll find Fred very easy to deal with, there is a lot of paperwork and some up front fees.
He said that I’d hear back from him as soon as my check clears, although it is taking a while.
Fred was born in the Hindu Kush to a British military family which explains his accent, in my ignorance I thought he was Indian but he corrected me quick smart.
kii said:
Arts said:
wow!Western Union UK Office has sent you £1,500,000 Pounds and you are to contact Fred McDonald with his information below.
Email westernunion.moneyuk@email.ch
Tel +447024058360they finally found me!
Wacko! For the 2nd time in a few weeks we received some free money (cash) in the post this week. A local insurance agent has a sneaky approach. He sends out his spam in envelopes that have a hand-written address on it and the return info is for Utah (we only know an aunt of mr kii who is in UT). Each time he has sent us a nice crisp $1 bill – they’re real. The downfall is – he refers to me by mr kii’s last name. That is a FAIL in my books :P
send the money back :)
Peak Warming Man said:
>>Western Union UK Office has sent you £1,500,000 Pounds and you are to contact Fred McDonald with his information below.You’ll find Fred very easy to deal with, there is a lot of paperwork and some up front fees.
He said that I’d hear back from him as soon as my check clears, although it is taking a while.
Fred was born in the Hindu Kush to a British military family which explains his accent, in my ignorance I thought he was Indian but he corrected me quick smart.
well, with a name like ‘McDonald” ..
send the money back :)
No! It’s mine :P if we call him on the number he encloses (it’s a local number to NM) he’ll send us $10 :P
So was that a pretty pie or what? The one that I left for you dribblers?
>>send the money back :)
No chance, she hasn’t sent the budgie back yet.
The kids in the family who lost it still cry every night and say a prayer that their beloved Benny the Budgy will one day return safely, little do they know that the witch has got it.
Peak Warming Man said:
No chance, she hasn’t sent the budgie back yet.
The kids in the family who lost it still cry every night and say a prayer that their beloved Benny the Budgy will one day return safely, little do they know that the witch has got it.
Tough. They shouldn’t have let the little thing escape.
just over a week ago the local member was at the school. He was handing out posters with times tables and alphabet stuff on them. Very cute, all heavily branded with his name face and political affiliation. He said “would you like a poster for your room kids?” I said “they would prefer a footpath along the busy road that leads to our local park area.”
I said it as a gentle ribbing, but he stopped me and asked me to clarify what I meant. After about thirty minutes of chatting he said that he would see what he could do. Today I get an email saying that a footpath along that stretch has been marked and thank you for my comments to help maintain safety on our roads.
I hope the rates don’t go up.
Peak Warming Man said:
>>send the money back :)No chance, she hasn’t sent the budgie back yet.
The kids in the family who lost it still cry every night and say a prayer that their beloved Benny the Budgy will one day return safely, little do they know that the witch has got it.
those kids will grow up traumatised and scarred for life.. just like the rest of us.
Arts said:
Peak Warming Man said:
>>send the money back :)No chance, she hasn’t sent the budgie back yet.
The kids in the family who lost it still cry every night and say a prayer that their beloved Benny the Budgy will one day return safely, little do they know that the witch has got it.those kids will grow up traumatised and scarred for life.. just like the rest of us.
Meh..we are 99.9% positive that he escaped from the woman up the road who had cages full of birds inside the house and aviaries in the yard. She had a garage sale – we went to look at her spare aviaries – I noticed she has some budgies like OUR Billy Bob. She has moved to El Paso :P
Geez Arts, whatcha tryin’ to do? Improve the lives of kids or sumfin?
(I just watched the Mr Bergstrom ep of the Simpsons)
How is Billy Bob?
Time for a joke:

Divine Angel said:
How is Billy Bob?
He’s a happy little dude, but he has picked up some bad habits from Banana. They are in separate cages but they like to talk to each other through the bars. Luckily Batboy is there to keep an eye on things.
It’s one of those sitting-around-waiting-for-the-estate-agent sort of days, this end. Waiting for her to come and inspect the property and waiting for someone to fix the hot water system etc.
well, with a name like ‘McDonald” ..
the old mcdonald’s? big in agriculture?
Divine Angel said:
Geez Arts, whatcha tryin’ to do? Improve the lives of kids or sumfin?(I just watched the Mr Bergstrom ep of the Simpsons)
I didn’t expect him to actually agree with me.. I should have said, “Oh and while you are a it, can we fix that river, so it actually flows.. you know… like a river”
“German discount supermarket chain Aldi will spend hundreds of millions of dollars rolling out about 60 stores in WA in a move set to shake up the State’s supermarket duopoly.
Aldi will begin recruiting a 1200-strong WA workforce once it secures a 40,000sqm distribution centre, expected within two years, as part of a $500 million expansion in WA and South Australia.
Group managing director Tom Daunt said other stores were likely to drop their prices once the no-frills chain set up shop in WA.
This could include the price of alcohol”
I;m sold.
>I said it as a gentle ribbing, but he stopped me and asked me to clarify what I meant. After about thirty minutes of chatting he said that he would see what he could do. Today I get an email saying that a footpath along that stretch has been marked and thank you for my comments to help maintain safety on our roads.
SWMBO sent Bill Shorten, our local MP, an email lambasting him over something. He sent an email back which was a bit of a fob off and SWMBO responded in her understated fashion.
About three weeks later the phone went off on a Saturday afternoon and it was Bill asking to speak to the wife. She spent about half an hour on the phone with him. She was quite impressed with his follow up, although, she still won’t vote for him :)
Dear Friend
I am Capt. Harrison hartley 3rd Brigade Support Battalion in Afghanistan.
We have some Amount of funds to move out of the Asia.The most
important thing is that can we Trust you? Once the funds get to you,
you take 30% out and keep our own 70%. Your own part of this deal is to
find a safe place where the funds can be sent to. If you are
Interested i will furnish you with more details.
You can catch more of the story on This website below
http://www.un.org/News/Press/docs/2005/ik486.doc.htm
Please send you respond to my boss with the email address below
(mr.marek@aim.com)
Regards,
Capt. Harrison hartley
trust me???? the fools.
Arts said:
just over a week ago the local member was at the school. He was handing out posters with times tables and alphabet stuff on them. Very cute, all heavily branded with his name face and political affiliation. He said “would you like a poster for your room kids?” I said “they would prefer a footpath along the busy road that leads to our local park area.”I said it as a gentle ribbing, but he stopped me and asked me to clarify what I meant. After about thirty minutes of chatting he said that he would see what he could do. Today I get an email saying that a footpath along that stretch has been marked and thank you for my comments to help maintain safety on our roads.
I hope the rates don’t go up.
Very good. Want to come over to NM and get them to put some“sidewalks” in around here?
>Aldi
Might as well install a load of Lidls, Tescos, Icelands and Poundlands, too.
It’s turned all bleak and cloudy and coolish.
mum likes the aldi up the road from her in melb. reckons it is always very busy.
>Capt. Harrison hartley
His full name is Capt. Herbert Harrison “Honcho” Hartley
sibeen said:
>I said it as a gentle ribbing, but he stopped me and asked me to clarify what I meant. After about thirty minutes of chatting he said that he would see what he could do. Today I get an email saying that a footpath along that stretch has been marked and thank you for my comments to help maintain safety on our roads.SWMBO sent Bill Shorten, our local MP, an email lambasting him over something. He sent an email back which was a bit of a fob off and SWMBO responded in her understated fashion.
About three weeks later the phone went off on a Saturday afternoon and it was Bill asking to speak to the wife. She spent about half an hour on the phone with him. She was quite impressed with his follow up, although, she still won’t vote for him :)
they must have been given a shake up to stop dipping into luncheon funds and extend their work day from three hours to six.. had to fill the time somehow.
I’m cynical but this is the first time (in 15 years) that the local member has come down to street level and mingled.. it’s kind of nice to see… I’ll hold my vote still until i see what he really wants to do to my suburb.
FWIW working at Aldi is a much better deal than working at Coles or Woolies. They pay more per hour, and if you’re on the checkout you’re allowed to sit as well. Plus there’s no packing shelves as they leave everything in the box.
Boris said:
Dear FriendI am Capt. Harrison hartley 3rd Brigade Support Battalion in Afghanistan.
We have some Amount of funds to move out of the Asia.The most
important thing is that can we Trust you? Once the funds get to you,
you take 30% out and keep our own 70%. Your own part of this deal is to
find a safe place where the funds can be sent to. If you are
Interested i will furnish you with more details.You can catch more of the story on This website below
http://www.un.org/News/Press/docs/2005/ik486.doc.htm
Please send you respond to my boss with the email address below
(mr.marek@aim.com)
Regards,
Capt. Harrison hartleytrust me???? the fools.
oooh! they are using defence force sympathy now.. I like how he’s made Asia a ‘the’
The only time I ever see the local members is before an election. Although I’m sure they’ll all be out in force in Redcliffe tomorrow at the unveiling of Bee Gees Way and the statue. Bazza Gibb himself will be there.
kii said:
Arts said:
just over a week ago the local member was at the school. He was handing out posters with times tables and alphabet stuff on them. Very cute, all heavily branded with his name face and political affiliation. He said “would you like a poster for your room kids?” I said “they would prefer a footpath along the busy road that leads to our local park area.”I said it as a gentle ribbing, but he stopped me and asked me to clarify what I meant. After about thirty minutes of chatting he said that he would see what he could do. Today I get an email saying that a footpath along that stretch has been marked and thank you for my comments to help maintain safety on our roads.
I hope the rates don’t go up.
Very good. Want to come over to NM and get them to put some“sidewalks” in around here?
yeah.. maybe I have a political future ahead of me..
In Poundland everything costs one pound, no more, no less. Whether it be a pack of Wonka Rainbow Nerds or 60 Cif Ocean Oxy-Wipes:
http://www.poundland.co.uk/
Divine Angel said:
The only time I ever see the local members is before an election. Although I’m sure they’ll all be out in force in Redcliffe tomorrow at the unveiling of Bee Gees Way and the statue. Bazza Gibb himself will be there.
exciting.. what’s the statue of?
The three brothers, I think. I was going to wander down to see the old ladies cream their pants but now I have to work, so I’ll have to read about it in the paper next week.
Peak Warming Man said:
It’s turned all bleak and cloudy and coolish.
Raining here now.
saw the local member this morning even shook hands. bit of a dick but lovable nonetheless.
Divine Angel said:
The three brothers, I think. I was going to wander down to see the old ladies cream their pants but now I have to work, so I’ll have to read about it in the paper next week.
page 78
Boris said:
saw the local member this morning even shook hands. bit of a dick but lovable nonetheless.
Yeah but did you get any footpaths installed?
>>saw the local member this morning even shook hands. bit of a dick but lovable nonetheless.
nods
Hmm, the wiki page on the self service science forum seems to have disappeared.
sibeen said:
Hmm, the wiki page on the self service science forum seems to have disappeared.
Months ago.
sibeen said:
Hmm, the wiki page on the self service science forum seems to have disappeared.
Probably exploded with the ongoing changes being made re: He Who Must Not Be Named.
sibeen said:
Hmm, the wiki page on the self service science forum seems to have disappeared.
It was deleted on the grounds that SSSF wasn’t notable enough. Bill of many names left a damning message after the deletion.
It’s probably a bit academic now, anyway.
Last night there was a loud bang noise. I didn’t pay much attention to it – we hear truck tyres pop sometimes. The neighbours across the road came out and mr kii was talking to them – they thought it was a gun shot.
Anyway today my dear husband says – you know it sounded like that meteorite that I saw landing at the NASA site back in the 90s…I’m like, whatever. So he’s up on our roof looking for meteorite damage.
Is that covered by insurance?
Wocky said:
sibeen said:
Hmm, the wiki page on the self service science forum seems to have disappeared.
It was deleted on the grounds that SSSF wasn’t notable enough.
fair enough.. imagine if every forum on the internet had a wiki entry.. it’d be like a catalogue of the internet…
Educating Essex
(Repeat)
8.30pm – 9.30pm
SBS TWO
worth watching.
Divine Angel said:
Is that covered by insurance?
Probably by the guy that keeps sending us the $1 bills :/
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-02-12/latifa-nabizada-mama-asia-afghanistan/4489756
“My name is Latifa. I am Colonel. I am an active helicopter pilot in the Afghan Air Force.
I wish to become a very good pilot and train other women to become pilots.
I have a five-year-old daughter who has been flying with me since she was two months of age. This is because there is nobody to look after her in the Air Force. I am trying to convince them to have a kindergarten, so women can be calm and do their job very well.
My message to other women in the world is that they should work hard to achieve their goals. They should be ambitious and have confidence in themselves. They should stand by Afghan women and share their experiences with Afghan women.”
Matt Damon On ‘Toilet Strike’ Until World Water Crisis Is Solved
Could be interesting.
Your local member is a dick?
yes, not the policeman type dick though.
Well Sue’s been and gone, and the electrician promises to turn up tomorrow afternoon.
>>Well Sue’s been and gone, and the electrician promises to turn up tomorrow afternoon.
When I was in the Parachute Red Berets SAS Elite Special SEAL Unit we used to have cols showers all the time.
kii said:
Divine Angel said:
Is that covered by insurance?
Probably by the guy that keeps sending us the $1 bills :/
Where is he getting $1 bills? they have been out of circulation for yonks!
Peak Warming Man said:
>>Well Sue’s been and gone, and the electrician promises to turn up tomorrow afternoon.When I was in the Parachute Red Berets SAS Elite Special SEAL Unit we used to have cols showers all the time.
Ditto at boarding school in the 50s!
>>Well Sue’s been and gone, and the electrician promises to turn up tomorrow afternoon.
Is she buried next to Rodney.
If I was the electrician I’d just run…very fast.
bob(from black rock) said:
Where is he getting $1 bills? they have been out of circulation for yonks!
No. I’m living in the USA, where they hold their sacred greenbacks in high esteem and won’t change anything w/o screams and patriotic chest-thumping.
Good Afternoon…
Busy time here cleaning and decluttering…
kii said:
Last night there was a loud bang noise. I didn’t pay much attention to it – we hear truck tyres pop sometimes. The neighbours across the road came out and mr kii was talking to them – they thought it was a gun shot.Anyway today my dear husband says – you know it sounded like that meteorite that I saw landing at the NASA site back in the 90s…I’m like, whatever. So he’s up on our roof looking for meteorite damage.
falls around giggling
kii said:
bob(from black rock) said:Where is he getting $1 bills? they have been out of circulation for yonks!
No. I’m living in the USA, where they hold their sacred greenbacks in high esteem and won’t change anything w/o screams and patriotic chest-thumping.
“Goddamn serves you right for living in the Goddamn USofA! Goddamn!
Boris said:
Educating Essex (Repeat)
8.30pm – 9.30pm
SBS TWO This documentary series enjoys unprecedented access to an English secondary school to follow a group of final year students and the staff who teach them. Passmores School in Harlow, Essex, is a successful school in a challenging area. It has been rigged with 65 fixed cameras – from the corridors to the canteen, and from the head teacher’s office to the detention hall – to reveal every detail of daily life. The first program joins the school’s deputy head Mr Drew on the front line of school discipline.worth watching.
Cool…I will be out but I might have a squizz on SBS on demand.
ms spock said:
kii said:
Last night there was a loud bang noise. I didn’t pay much attention to it – we hear truck tyres pop sometimes. The neighbours across the road came out and mr kii was talking to them – they thought it was a gun shot.Anyway today my dear husband says – you know it sounded like that meteorite that I saw landing at the NASA site back in the 90s…I’m like, whatever. So he’s up on our roof looking for meteorite damage.
falls around giggling
Up on the roof he would have made a good target for a crazed gunman.
Boris said:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-02-12/latifa-nabizada-mama-asia-afghanistan/4489756“My name is Latifa. I am Colonel. I am an active helicopter pilot in the Afghan Air Force.
I wish to become a very good pilot and train other women to become pilots.
I have a five-year-old daughter who has been flying with me since she was two months of age. This is because there is nobody to look after her in the Air Force. I am trying to convince them to have a kindergarten, so women can be calm and do their job very well.
My message to other women in the world is that they should work hard to achieve their goals. They should be ambitious and have confidence in themselves. They should stand by Afghan women and share their experiences with Afghan women.”
Wow that is inspirational!
bob(from black rock) said:
ms spock said:
kii said:
Last night there was a loud bang noise. I didn’t pay much attention to it – we hear truck tyres pop sometimes. The neighbours across the road came out and mr kii was talking to them – they thought it was a gun shot.Anyway today my dear husband says – you know it sounded like that meteorite that I saw landing at the NASA site back in the 90s…I’m like, whatever. So he’s up on our roof looking for meteorite damage.
Oh bob(from black rock) you are a little bit naughty!
I like that! :-D
falls around gigglingUp on the roof he would have made a good target for a crazed gunman.
Seems like karma is catching up with WA crims.
One killed in a stolen car crash, onother killed in a collision wher both drivers were wanted for robbery and assault.
Should be more of it.
bob(from black rock) said:
“Goddamn serves you right for living in the Goddamn USofA! Goddamn!
….sigh :/ whatever….
bob – $1 notes are still legal tender in Australia AFAIK.
kii said:
bob(from black rock) said:“Goddamn serves you right for living in the Goddamn USofA! Goddamn!
….sigh :/ whatever….
Yeah but none in circulation, and no longer printing ‘em.
bob – $1 notes are still legal tender in Australia AFAIK.
Just baked another loaf of bread tonight, you know for someone who was complaining about me buying all those “hippy flours” mr kii is sure scoffing this bread down quick smart :)
Well…goodnight to you peoples of the intertubes.
I’m knackered :/
….bumps thread and falls off chair….
waves
ms spock said:
waves
Hi :P
Dog fed, cats fed, little parrots put to bed with wool blankies and an oil heater.
Yoghurt for the humans for dessert.
God bless Triple M- playing Alanis Morissette’s You Oughta Know on Valentines’ Day <3
A pleasant snap of Spanish soprano Elvira de Hildalgo, whose students included Maria Callas. But here she’s playing a fine flamenco guitar:

kii said:
ms spock said:
wavesHi :P
Dog fed, cats fed, little parrots put to bed with wool blankies and an oil heater.
Yoghurt for the humans for dessert.
I am having spaghetti bolonaise with mozella for a late lunch.
Halley has been bathing today with the heat up here. He seems to like sitting on my shoulder after bath!
ms spock said:
I am having spaghetti bolonaise with mozella for a late lunch.
Halley has been bathing today with the heat up here. He seems to like sitting on my shoulder after bath!
We had spag bog for dinner :P
I have not seen our new friend, the budgie, do any bathing or drinking. He has water from two sources – a bowl and the inverted bottle thingy.
Anyway – I must go wash off the germs from my outing to the real world. Then bed and a book and a few cats on my feet.
See ya on the flip side :)
kii said:
ms spock said:I am having spaghetti bolonaise with mozella for a late lunch.
Halley has been bathing today with the heat up here. He seems to like sitting on my shoulder after bath!
We had spag bog for dinner :P
I have not seen our new friend, the budgie, do any bathing or drinking. He has water from two sources – a bowl and the inverted bottle thingy.
Hmmmmmmm interesting! Could be s/he only drinks when you are not around or looking?
Cya kii.
Bubblecar said:
This 1951 furniture display includes a china parrot-like ornament
Yes Groovy Mr Car!
:-D
kii said:
Anyway – I must go wash off the germs from my outing to the real world. Then bed and a book and a few cats on my feet.See ya on the flip side :)
Bye kii!
I just did a survey about energy drinks, Red Bull in particular.
Have you drunk any energy drinks in the past 12 months? No
Why not? Because I don’t drink caffeine.
Do you plan to drink energy drinks in the future? No.
Why not? Because the caffeine could kill me.
I’d love to see their faces when they read that :)
Divine Angel said:
I just did a survey about energy drinks, Red Bull in particular.Have you drunk any energy drinks in the past 12 months? No
Why not? Because I don’t drink caffeine.
Do you plan to drink energy drinks in the future? No.
Why not? Because the caffeine could kill me.I’d love to see their faces when they read that :)
I doubt they read any of the answers, they’d have an algorithm thingy like large companies have with resumes, sorts keywords etc…regardless of context…
Oh no no no, they hire child labour in Thailand to read these things and then monkeys use sign language to relay the results to the big wigs in offices smoking cigars.
Have you drunk any energy drinks in the past 12 months? No.
Why not? Because I already ingest too many kJ as it is.
Do you plan to drink energy drinks in the future? No.
Why not? Because I already ingest too many kJ as it is.
Divine Angel said:
Oh no no no, they hire child labour in Thailand to read these things and then monkeys use sign language to relay the results to the big wigs in offices smoking cigars.
No, I think you’re confusing that with the way they write Dicken’s novels. It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times…
No sign of the sparky. Sue the estate agent said if he hasn’t turned up by 4:50pm, I should ring her and she’ll call him to cuss him out etc.
Oh right right right. I’m always getting these things mixed up.
…offices smoking cigars.
this i gotta see.
;-)
do we actually need summer? would we be better off without it?
Boris said:
do we actually need summer? would we be better off without it?
One month of summer would be fine. The other two months should be shared out between autumn and winter.
We could without bushfires and floods.
We could without bushfires and floods.
and sweeping plains and far horizons…
According to the radio, the Bee Gees thing went well.
Boris said:
We could without bushfires and floods.and sweeping plains and far horizons…
and drought.
and lithe liana.
mmmmmmm liana.
http://youtu.be/p9DaY5RuQmc
bill wants this piece of music id. it is muffled and background noisey.
from the psf
Boris said:
http://youtu.be/p9DaY5RuQmcbill wants this piece of music id. it is muffled and background noisey.
from the psf
Sounds familiar. Bach or mozart or someone of that ilk.
*rubs hands together *
Excellent. The new girl at work is studying journalism at uni. This is gonna be fun *evil grin *
Ok, I can add impaled leg to things I’ve had to deal with this week…it’s turning out rather eventful.
who was the leg impaled in and more interestingly, where?
What was it impaled on?
Boris said:
http://youtu.be/p9DaY5RuQmcbill wants this piece of music id. it is muffled and background noisey.
from the psf
It’s from Handel’s Water Music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kuw8YjSbKd4
thanks bubblecar. i have relayed the info.
Any word from the sparky, Car?
Boris said:
who was the leg impaled in and more interestingly, where?
Impaled on a fence, lower calf, ~5-6 cm in, right leg – sideways.
Divine Angel said:
Any word from the sparky, Car?
Nope. I’ve been snoozing in this very chair waiting for a knock on the door.
poikilotherm said:
Boris said:
who was the leg impaled in and more interestingly, where?Impaled on a fence, lower calf, ~5-6 cm in, right leg – sideways.
And yes, I choosed to ignorez u boz.
poikilotherm said:
Boris said:
who was the leg impaled in and more interestingly, where?Impaled on a fence, lower calf, ~5-6 cm in, right leg – sideways.
I don’t suppose you got pics?
erk.
a mate in england was up the reservoir we me having a swim. cut his leg on a piece of flint. right to the bone just below the knee in the fleshy part. the cut was like he’d used a scalpel.
Bubblecar said:
Boris said:
http://youtu.be/p9DaY5RuQmcbill wants this piece of music id. it is muffled and background noisey.
from the psf
It’s from Handel’s Water Music.
Ahh, knew it was something I’ve played…
And yes, I choosed to ignorez u boz.
pfffft. see if i care. i just wont enlighten your day again with my wit and great humour.
Boris said:
the cut was like he’d used a scalpel.
That’s good, you’d want a nice clean cut. (But scars are cool too).
Hmm, I’m beginning to see the reason I’m not a plastic surgeon…
Divine Angel said:
poikilotherm said:
Boris said:
who was the leg impaled in and more interestingly, where?Impaled on a fence, lower calf, ~5-6 cm in, right leg – sideways.
I don’t suppose you got pics?
The thought did cross my mind…but no pics. They managed to remove their leg themselves…rather impressive. They then fainted.
Boris said:
And yes, I choosed to ignorez u boz.pfffft. see if i care. i just wont enlighten your day again with my wit and great humour.
:P
poikilotherm said:
The thought did cross my mind…but no pics. They managed to remove their leg themselves…rather impressive. They then fainted.
They didn’t faint, they were legless *boom tish *
Boris said:
And yes, I choosed to ignorez u boz.pfffft. see if i care. i just wont enlighten your day again with my wit and great humour.
I really only noticed when I clicked reply…
Divine Angel said:
poikilotherm said:The thought did cross my mind…but no pics. They managed to remove their leg themselves…rather impressive. They then fainted.
They didn’t faint, they were legless *boom tish *
This I’d expect from Boris…:)
poikilotherm said:
Boris said:
And yes, I choosed to ignorez u boz.pfffft. see if i care. i just wont enlighten your day again with my wit and great humour.
I really only noticed when I clicked reply…
I’m a little slow.
Boris said:
erk.a mate in england was up the reservoir we me having a swim. cut his leg on a piece of flint. right to the bone just below the knee in the fleshy part. the cut was like he’d used a scalpel.
Did he hop out?
did you advise them that when the scar formed not to pick it?
Boris said:
did you advise them that when the scar formed not to pick it?
But that’s the best part!!
and they couldn’t post for 10 minutes.
aren’t you laughing at my jokes either DA?
I’mlaughing on the inside, otherwise customers look at me funny.
’mlaughing on the inside, otherwise customers look at me funny.
mum got that on a flight to england listening to the comedy channel.
WOOT
I’m watching small children getting melted icecream everywhere, parents who don’t care, and men buying wilted roses for their Valentines.
Boris said:
WOOT
You’re unappreciated in your own time Boris.
Boris said:
WOOT
I wanna be rich and famous I wanna be just the same as The stars that shine on the Christmas tree
sergeant fury.
a. harvey
As long as you don’t want to be the angel, cos that could be uncomfortable.
Charming.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-02-14/pistorius-allegedly-shoots2c-kills-girlfriend-report/4519608
poikilotherm said:
Boris said:
We could without bushfires and floods.and sweeping plains and far horizons…
and drought.
and flooding plains…
ms spock said:
poikilotherm said:
Boris said:
We could without bushfires and floods.and sweeping plains and far horizons…
and drought.
and flooding plains…
Nah that line goes “…and Qantas planes”
Boris said:
do we actually need summer? would we be better off without it?
Excellent idea. I’ve renamed summer since moving to the Chihuahua Desert – I call it “Hell”.
kii said:
Boris said:
do we actually need summer? would we be better off without it?
Excellent idea. I’ve renamed summer since moving to the Chihuahua Desert – I call it “Hell”.
Jell
…bump…
Gee I had a strange dream of falling down a river bank and see a flat bed goods train with lots of good junk on it and very young kids without nappies and waiting to go see a special exhibition for kids about space.
I ache from that fall down the river bank :(
Add an ‘ing’ to see…brain is fuzzy from falling down a river bank.
Happy heart day

I’m back.
Peak Warming Man said:
Are we back in chat?
Now we are.
General Voitsekhovsky.

Ah, the better thread…it works perfectly.
Russian opera singer F. Shalyapin, 1896.

Russian opera singer F. Shalyapin, 1896.

A magic double post, since I only clicked Submit once,
All those posts contain a red cross.
That’s odd, because I deleted my own temporary internet files and I can still see them as pictures.
Time for sleepy bobos. It’s a two cat night, tonight. another cold night with an early alarm for another day lying about stuff. With a smile on my face :D <—-like that
I’m so tired.
…falls off chair…
…bump….
A slow start for both of us today. It’s the Presidents’ Day long weekend…so of course there are sales everywhere, for some reason there is always a sale on mattresses on any long weekend.
Okay, I’m off to do something apart from drink tea or coffee. I might put some socks on and go hang around my workroom. Hopefully I can find my wing pictures that I have misplaced.
I think it is w-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-y past nap time. I might have a little snooze on the couch….after I put on another load of washing.
waves goodbye
Catch you later.
Here’s one for Boris.
http://failedmessiah.typepad.com/failed_messiahcom/2013/02/city-sues-satmar-stores-over-modesty-signs-678.html
New York City is suing a chain of stores run by an ultra-orthodox Jewish sect over signs specifying a dress code, including “no barefoot” (sic).
PWM, you still around?
Could be.
sibeen said:
PWM, you still around?
He likes hanging around in this thread. Strange man that he is.
I suppose it’s frowned upon to euthanase other people’s children?
Divine Angel said:
I suppose it’s frowned upon to euthanase other people’s children?
Yes, in general. Try firing a tranquiliser dart at the parent/s. Then call the ranger. You might need a net.
Divine Angel said:
I suppose it’s frowned upon to euthanase other people’s children?
Why not ask the parents, then they may get the message?
The parents are doing all they can. The kid has been taken into the parents’ room (I can still hear it screaming). The kid has been screaming for the past hour and is now so hoarse that it sounds like a dying animal, yet it still screams (unsure if the kid is a boy or girl, it has long blonde hair but wearing boyish colours).
Divine Angel said:
The parents are doing all they can. The kid has been taken into the parents’ room (I can still hear it screaming). The kid has been screaming for the past hour and is now so hoarse that it sounds like a dying animal, yet it still screams (unsure if the kid is a boy or girl, it has long blonde hair but wearing boyish colours).
Offer them doughnuts and call mall security.
Divine Angel said:
The parents are doing all they can. The kid has been taken into the parents’ room (I can still hear it screaming). The kid has been screaming for the past hour and is now so hoarse that it sounds like a dying animal, yet it still screams (unsure if the kid is a boy or girl, it has long blonde hair but wearing boyish colours).
A friend of mine has two autistic kids, sometimes they have a meltdown and scream endlessly for a while.
Poor parents, how do they cope?
Divine Angel said:
Poor parents, how do they cope?
Risperdal, stat.
kii said:
Divine Angel said:
The parents are doing all they can. The kid has been taken into the parents’ room (I can still hear it screaming). The kid has been screaming for the past hour and is now so hoarse that it sounds like a dying animal, yet it still screams (unsure if the kid is a boy or girl, it has long blonde hair but wearing boyish colours).
Offer them doughnuts and call mall security.
Have a good look and see if it has been hooked up to 240 volts alternating current, this could cause the vocal response, if not then try 240 volts AC?
>Poor parents, how do they cope?
I choose alcohol :)
sibeen said:
Perhaps that’s the problem, they are giving the kid too much alcohol?
>Poor parents, how do they cope?I choose alcohol :)
Divine Angel said:
Poor parents, how do they cope?
Maybe they aren’t?
party_pants said:
Divine Angel said:
Poor parents, how do they cope?
Maybe they aren’t?
To their credit, they were cool, calm and collected when dealing with Monster Child.
bob(from black rock) said:
gripe water
sibeen said:Perhaps that’s the problem, they are giving the kid too much alcohol?
>Poor parents, how do they cope?I choose alcohol :)
Just served mother of Monster Child. Child was fast asleep, having finally worn out.
Well, this is all too exciting…I’m going to attempt….sleep!
Sweet dreams, witchy poo
I’m back. We just did an hour’s walk around the Mesilla Valley Bosque State Park. Apparently you can see beavers when there is water in the ponds. We did see a 2 hawks or it was the same one twice.
Then we did an hour’s walk around Walmart…well some of it was standing in the checkout line with some strange creature in front of us going: GrandmaGrandmaGrandmaGrandmaIwantIwantIwantIwant……….
I’d rather see the hawk.
Now it is nap nap with blanky time.
Long is already asleep. Don’t you wake him, we’ve already done manic once this morning….
:)
I told Jas I’m expecting a parcel so she’s guarding the front door.
Morning…
Just checking… today is Monday?
yep, all day.
I hope so….I haven’t gone to work……
Its amazing how fast you lose track of days when the routine changes.
Divine Angel said:
Just checking… today is Monday?
Nope.
…bump….
This poor unloved thread deserved to be put out of its misery…
Witty Rejoinder said:
This poor unloved thread deserved to be put out of its misery…
I love this thread and that is all that counts.
kii said:
I love this thread and that is all that counts.
Shouldn’t you be making pie or something?
:-P
Witty Rejoinder said:
kii said:I love this thread and that is all that counts.
Shouldn’t you be making pie or something?
:-P
Nope.
The forum is on a diet.
No. More Pies.
Though tomorrow I will make some more bread from a previously untried recipe in my bread books.
It’s nearly sleep o’clock for me.
It’s the peak of February Fabulousness!
kii said:
It’s the peak of February Fabulousness!
This day, 3 years ago, I was about as sick as anybody could get without actually being dead.
Geoff D said:
kii said:
It’s the peak of February Fabulousness!
This day, 3 years ago, I was about as sick as anybody could get without actually being dead.
:(
…but look how far you have come!
We’re pleased you’re still with us, Geoff D :)
Hello morning crew. Another morning shift. Now I know why I prefer afternoons :p
Happy birfday kii :D
Divine Angel said:
Happy birfday kii :D
Why, thank you :)
(It’s not my bday in the USA…yet, but I can start with the Oz one and work up to the other day.)
I am going to see Oz, The Great and Powerful in a couple of weeks :D I’m very excited.
Happy Birthday phlegmkey…
Dropbear said:
Happy Birthday phlegmkey…
….sigh :/
It’s more kkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikkkkk or kiiiiiithenthephlegm
As my fluffy cat has demonstrated for me twice today. Just in case I had forgotten.
Anyway….I’m going to talk to people on the phone – and confuse them with my accent…blah.
kii said:
Anyway….I’m going to talk to people on the phone – and confuse them with my accent…blah.
Put on a fake American one, see if they notice.
Morning Holiday peeps
Clear blue skies this morning 25 degrees and 94 RH and the cicadas are loud :)
Hippy Bathday Kii :D
kii said:
Happy peak of Feburary Fabulousness.
Divine Angel said:
Happy birfday kii :D
Why, thank you :)
(It’s not my bday in the USA…yet, but I can start with the Oz one and work up to the other day.)
Note to self: Avoid talking to the neighbours in the street. They will end up telling you the intricacies of their medical problems, and you will then be stupid enough to offer the old git a lift to the hospital.
Nice to see that community spirit hasn’t completely died.
Hey pj, did I by any chance lend you my torque wrench and TDC measuring tools?
Michael V said:
Nice to see that community spirit hasn’t completely died.
It’s just a bonus that the neighbour didn’t die either :)
Michael V said:
Nice to see that community spirit hasn’t completely died.
Our street is pretty good. I know all my neighbours by name and we’ve all been round each others houses. Last time there was a lightning strike in the street, my neighbour and I visited all the old ladies in the area to turn their RCDs back on.
Michael V said:
Hey pj, did I by any chance lend you my torque wrench and TDC measuring tools?
I borrowed your torque wrench but I thought I gave it back. I’ve never seen your TDC tool.
My street is also pretty good, all my neighbours know my dog’s name.
Neighbour just called from the doc’s, he need to get to ED. I’m driving him
Later.
That’s not a good sign :(
pommiejohn said:
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Michael V said:
Hey pj, did I by any chance lend you my torque wrench and TDC measuring tools?
I borrowed your torque wrench but I thought I gave it back. I’ve never seen your TDC tool.
That was the “click-clack” wrench, wasn’t it?
Morning…
G’morning Spocky.
Divine Angel said:
G’morning Spocky.
waves to DA
Michael V said:
pommiejohn said:.
Michael V said:
Hey pj, did I by any chance lend you my torque wrench and TDC measuring tools?
I borrowed your torque wrench but I thought I gave it back. I’ve never seen your TDC tool.
That was the “click-clack” wrench, wasn’t it?
No it had a dial and pointer. Needed something to do up the clutch bolts to 90lbs or thereabouts.
It had an alloy handle IIRC
DA :)
http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/screaming-children-not-tolerated-sydney-mall-takes-action-over-temper-tantrums-20130220-2eqbk.html
pommiejohn said:
.
Michael V said:
pommiejohn said:.I borrowed your torque wrench but I thought I gave it back. I’ve never seen your TDC tool.
That was the “click-clack” wrench, wasn’t it?
No it had a dial and pointer. Needed something to do up the clutch bolts to 90lbs or thereabouts.
It had an alloy handle IIRC
Adjustable pointer that clicks at correct torque? Or pointer to blue dial – with nothing to adjust? (I own two, you see.)
Anyway the blue dial one has gone walkabout, as has my box of spark-plug hole TDC and ignition timing, piston position measuring gauges. I think I know where, but was checking with you before I ask the other person to re-check their toolbox.
Michael V said:
pommiejohn said:.
Michael V said:
.That was the “click-clack” wrench, wasn’t it?
No it had a dial and pointer. Needed something to do up the clutch bolts to 90lbs or thereabouts.
It had an alloy handle IIRCAdjustable pointer that clicks at correct torque? Or pointer to blue dial – with nothing to adjust? (I own two, you see.)
Anyway the blue dial one has gone walkabout, as has my box of spark-plug hole TDC and ignition timing, piston position measuring gauges. I think I know where, but was checking with you before I ask the other person to re-check their toolbox.
Hmm. I think it had a dial and a click thing, I don’t know now.. definitely alloy handle.
I remember I had it for a while and every time I saw you I forgot to bring it, but I think I eventually got around to giving it back.
Michael V said:
pommiejohn said:.
Michael V said:
.That was the “click-clack” wrench, wasn’t it?
No it had a dial and pointer. Needed something to do up the clutch bolts to 90lbs or thereabouts.
It had an alloy handle IIRCAdjustable pointer that clicks at correct torque? Or pointer to blue dial – with nothing to adjust? (I own two, you see.)
Anyway the blue dial one has gone walkabout, as has my box of spark-plug hole TDC and ignition timing, piston position measuring gauges. I think I know where, but was checking with you before I ask the other person to re-check their toolbox.
A good policy is; I only lend my tools if I come along to use them.
pommiejohn said:
Michael V said:
pommiejohn said:.Adjustable pointer that clicks at correct torque? Or pointer to blue dial – with nothing to adjust? (I own two, you see.)
Anyway the blue dial one has gone walkabout, as has my box of spark-plug hole TDC and ignition timing, piston position measuring gauges. I think I know where, but was checking with you before I ask the other person to re-check their toolbox.
Hmm. I think it had a dial and a click thing, I don’t know now.. definitely alloy handle.
I remember I had it for a while and every time I saw you I forgot to bring it, but I think I eventually got around to giving it back.
Yes you have. I have the alloy handle clicking torque wrench, thanks.
kii said:
DA :)http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/screaming-children-not-tolerated-sydney-mall-takes-action-over-temper-tantrums-20130220-2eqbk.html
Sometimes I fantasise about a campaign called Ban the Bogan, but it would hit retail harder than puberty hit Justin Bieber.
It’s raining. YAY! Our roof still leaks :( BOO!
mr kii has sprayed canned tar on it a few times, now we have to bring out the big guns and pour a bucket of tar on it. It’s a flat roof and the water is leaking down through the wall…through all the insulation, the wooden frame work…..the window……all over the tiled floor….forming a lake right behind me :/
roughbarked said:
.
A good policy is; I only lend my tools if I come along to use them.
Yeah. I did that for ages, and still do it on most occasions, but what with working away and the “mates” job goes into that period, well, um, what can one do?
Divine Angel said:
Sometimes I fantasise about a campaign called Ban the Bogan, but it would hit retail harder than puberty hit Justin Bieber.
We get the same thing happening, it’s not the fault of the kids…it’s the bloody parents/grandparents….they do nothing about the tantrum or the over-excited play or demanding “I wants”.
Like the kid in front of us at the supermarket yesterday, she did not stop demanding things (this went on for the 20 minutes we were stuck behind them. Two adults were there and they both just ignored her and then gave in to her demands!! It was like watching a hypnotist at work. I said to mr kii – one of them should just quietly take her outside to wait and distract her from all the bright shiny stuff. Teach her to play in the gravel in the garden bed or something.
Or worse, give them a doughnut to chut them up.
Divine Angel said:
Or worse, give them a doughnut to chut them up.
Yeah, I know a few people who need to be chut up.
Don’t even ask me about emailing an order for “chit slips”.
kii said:
now we have to bring out the big guns and pour a bucket of tar on it.
You could always pressurise the house.
Or use the can of spray cheese
Divine Angel said:
Don’t even ask me about emailing an order for “chit slips”.
Sounds intriguing.
Rule 303 said:
kii said:now we have to bring out the big guns and pour a bucket of tar on it.You could always pressurise the house.
We could always construct a large brolly over this particular problem area.
Neophyte said:
Or use the can of spray cheese
You’re nuts.
:)
kii said:
Rule 303 said:
kii said:now we have to bring out the big guns and pour a bucket of tar on it.You could always pressurise the house.
We could always construct a large brolly over this particular problem area.
from my experience, band-aid solutions are no better than temporary.
kii said:
Neophyte said:
Or use the can of spray cheese
You’re nuts.
:)
It’s true this abomination does exist.
kii said:
Teach her to play in the traffic!
Divine Angel said:Sometimes I fantasise about a campaign called Ban the Bogan, but it would hit retail harder than puberty hit Justin Bieber.
We get the same thing happening, it’s not the fault of the kids…it’s the bloody parents/grandparents….they do nothing about the tantrum or the over-excited play or demanding “I wants”.
Like the kid in front of us at the supermarket yesterday, she did not stop demanding things (this went on for the 20 minutes we were stuck behind them. Two adults were there and they both just ignored her and then gave in to her demands!! It was like watching a hypnotist at work. I said to mr kii – one of them should just quietly take her outside to wait and distract her from all the bright shiny stuff. Teach her to play in the gravel in the garden bed or something.
roughbarked said:
kii said:
Rule 303 said:You could always pressurise the house.
We could always construct a large brolly over this particular problem area.
from my experience, band-aid solutions are no better than temporary.
Yes, I know. I’m being silly. It’s a fucking joke.
bob(from black rock) said:
kii said:
Neophyte said:
Or use the can of spray cheese
You’re nuts.
:)
It’s true this abomination does exist.
Yes, I know……sigh :/
i would have thought you’d just be happy that it is raining. but oh no…..your worser than a farmer.
Boris said:
i would have thought you’d just be happy that it is raining. but oh no…..your worser than a farmer.
People tend to see loss of profit as cost.
Boris said:
i would have thought you’d just be happy that it is raining. but oh no…..your worser than a farmer.
I am fucking happy. It’s raining on my birthday…it’s RAINING! I hate having to use 6 towels to mop water up, but I loved using my rainbow brolly…whilst all the locals scurried about cringing at the wet.
happy birthday kii.
>I am fucking happy. It’s raining on my birthday…
Technically, isn’t your birthday on the morrow, over there.
It may not be raining tomorrow.
Boris said:
happy birthday kii.
Thanks :) I get to celebrate again tomorrow. At work. I won’t remind them, but I might buy myself a piece of cake from the cafe at lunchtime and stick a candle in it.
OMG you have a rainbow brolly?!? Awesomeness :)
Boris said:
happy birthday kii.
happy wet spongy birthday..
HBK
sibeen said:
>I am fucking happy. It’s raining on my birthday…Technically, isn’t your birthday on the morrow, over there.
It may not be raining tomorrow.
I take what I can get.
I was born in Oz. It always seemed to rain on my birthday in Oz. So I am making the best of it. (I love the rain <3)
kii said:
Boris said:
happy birthday kii.
Thanks :) I get to celebrate again tomorrow. At work. I won’t remind them, but I might buy myself a piece of cake from the cafe at lunchtime and stick a candle in it.
and how would that not seem significant?
i’ll forego my birthday today kii so you get some attention.
kii said:
but I might buy myself a piece of cake from the cafe at lunchtime and stick a candle in it.
Customer: Best doughnuts in the world, but they’re too expensive. I just got this slice of cake from McDonalds, for 60c extra than I’d pay here.
(This happened three seconds before I clicked on your post)
Divine Angel said:
kii said:but I might buy myself a piece of cake from the cafe at lunchtime and stick a candle in it.Customer: Best doughnuts in the world, but they’re too expensive. I just got this slice of cake from McDonalds, for 60c extra than I’d pay here.
(This happened three seconds before I clicked on your post)
kii said:
bob(from black rock) said:
kii said:You’re nuts.
:)
It’s true this abomination does exist.
Yes, I know……sigh :/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXwvL7n7NCQ
I love my rainbow brolly.

Same food group :p
Thanks for the HB wishes, thanks for giving up a bday, Boris. I need to go cook dinner.
Cake guy was also eating a kebab despite having no teeth, so I’m put off both cake and kebabs at the moment.
Divine Angel said:
Cake guy was also eating a kebab despite having no teeth, so I’m put off both cake and kebabs at the moment.
The joys of working for a living.
Divine Angel said:
Cake guy was also eating a kebab despite having no teeth, so I’m put off both cake and kebabs at the moment.
He probably ate his own teeth years ago, thinking they were just bones in his kebab.
Well I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’m about to plunge into a nice warm bath.
I can highly recommend this modern convenience of hot water coming out of hot water taps.
Sometimes, I think people only eat take-away to avoid having to use utensils for eating. Despite being given them with certain meals, hardly anyone actually uses them.
And people complain about breastfeeding. They should take a look at adults eating.
Divine Angel said:
They should take a look at adults eating.
voyuer
roughbarked said:
Divine Angel said:They should take a look at adults eating.
voyuer
oops.. e comes before u
I got nothin’ better to do here :p
kii said:
I am fucking happy.
What about the other six dwarves? :p
(Hippy bathday, Kii!)
LOL
Wocky said:
kii said:
I am fucking happy.What about the other six dwarves? :p
(Hippy bathday, Kii!)
For that joke to work, I would have to have posted “…fucking Happy”.
(BTW – I did think about that as I posted it…amazed it took so long for someone to comment on it :P)
Talking about frightening doggy faces, I think I’ll order a couple of these for wearing around the house. Great big 3d animal mugshots:
http://shop.themountain.me/categories/Big-Face-Animals/
There’s one for buffy:

Bubblecar said:
Talking about frightening doggy faces, I think I’ll order a couple of these for wearing around the house. Great big 3d animal mugshots:http://shop.themountain.me/categories/Big-Face-Animals/
They are great
They are impressive, and reasonably priced.
Bubblecar said:
There’s one for buffy:
That one is cuter than the little Long pup.
(runs away……….)
“As fast as”, “As big as”, “As hot as”, As f*ckin what?
bob(from black rock) said:
“As fast as”, “As big as”, “As hot as”, As f*ckin what?
as you want it to be…
poikilotherm said:
bob(from black rock) said:
“As fast as”, “As big as”, “As hot as”, As f*ckin what?
as you want it to be…
What if you don’t want it to be? There seems to be a complete industry generating meaningless verbal garbage.
bob(from black rock) said:
poikilotherm said:
bob(from black rock) said:
“As fast as”, “As big as”, “As hot as”, As f*ckin what?
as you want it to be…
What if you don’t want it to be? There seems to be a complete industry generating meaningless verbal garbage.
Meaningless as mate…
poikilotherm said:
bob(from black rock) said:
poikilotherm said:as you want it to be…
What if you don’t want it to be? There seems to be a complete industry generating meaningless verbal garbage.
Now stop that poikilotherm, yer not funny :-)
Meaningless as mate…
bob(from black rock) said:
“As fast as”, “As big as”, “As hot as”, As f*ckin what?
as Allfolk.
It’s as hot as Allfolk, a town in the west midlands well known for its excessive heat.
It’s as loud as Allfolk, a town is the west midlands well known for its excessive noise
.. after a while you abbreviate, but people still know what you mean.
party_pants said:
bob(from black rock) said:
“As fast as”, “As big as”, “As hot as”, As f*ckin what?
as Allfolk.
It’s as hot as Allfolk, a town in the west midlands well known for its excessive heat.
It’s as loud as Allfolk, a town is the west midlands well known for its excessive noise.. after a while you abbreviate, but people still know what you mean.
Ta p_p, who would want to live there?
bob(from black rock) said:
party_pants said:
bob(from black rock) said:
“As fast as”, “As big as”, “As hot as”, As f*ckin what?
as Allfolk.
It’s as hot as Allfolk, a town in the west midlands well known for its excessive heat.
It’s as loud as Allfolk, a town is the west midlands well known for its excessive noise.. after a while you abbreviate, but people still know what you mean.
Ta p_p, who would want to live there?
:)
party_pants said:
bob(from black rock) said:
party_pants said:as Allfolk.
It’s as hot as Allfolk, a town in the west midlands well known for its excessive heat.
It’s as loud as Allfolk, a town is the west midlands well known for its excessive noise.. after a while you abbreviate, but people still know what you mean.
Ta p_p, who would want to live there?
Dunno. It’s hell on Earth and the name is very close to a swear word.:)
Oh yeah! hadn’t even noticed that!! :-)
Skeptic Pete said:
Is it safe to open my eyes, or has buffy pasted another one of those monstrously ugly photos of her long dog?
I posted this T-shirt that she should buy, to scare the living daylights out of her puppy:

Now, I have to prepare for a long day at work :/
I’m baaaack :D
How was your working day?
Cup of tea then I’ll slop on the sunscreen and slap on the gardening hat, get out there and do the riding-on.
Bubblecar said:
Cup of tea then I’ll slop on the sunscreen and slap on the gardening hat, get out there and do the riding-on.
You could save heaps on sunscreen if you did that work from dawn until it became too hot.
>You could save heaps on sunscreen if you did that work from dawn until it became too hot.
Don’t think my neighbours would appreciate the plaintive drone of a ride-on mower at the crack of dawn.
Bubblecar said:
>You could save heaps on sunscreen if you did that work from dawn until it became too hot.Don’t think my neighbours would appreciate the plaintive drone of a ride-on mower at the crack of dawn.
None of mine give a phuck what time of day they make noise.
roughbarked said:
Bubblecar said:
>You could save heaps on sunscreen if you did that work from dawn until it became too hot.Don’t think my neighbours would appreciate the plaintive drone of a ride-on mower at the crack of dawn.
None of mine give a phuck what time of day they make noise.
It is usually that most of them cannot make yard noise until the weekend. They start early on the weekends. Try to outdo each other.
The bloke across the road is prone to either still be angle grinding at 10 pm or shoving lengths of steel around at 5 am.
The chap on the property behind mine sometimes starts his ride-on mower at around 8:30 – 9am, but that’s a good deal later than dawn at this time of year.
Bubblecar said:
The chap on the property behind mine sometimes starts his ride-on mower at around 8:30 – 9am, but that’s a good deal later than dawn at this time of year.
Your properties are large compared to suburban. I doubt there is a real worry of upsetting anyone.. I just walked out my back door to the car.. Got the esky out to put the ice back in the fridge for tomorrow morn. Walked to the backdoor and had to backstep a pace to allow a brown snake to get off my doorstep and zoom off into my garden.
Kickstarter gets silly…
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/461687407/kickstarter-open-source-death-star
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/simonkwan/crowdfunding-rebel-alliance-x-wing-squadron
Time for a hot shower and sleepy bobos. It’s another freezing night and I have two new books :D (free ones, advanced readers….sometimes I love my job :P)
kii said:
Time for a hot shower and sleepy bobos. It’s another freezing night and I have two new books :D (free ones, advanced readers….sometimes I love my job :P)
Nice :)
Nighty night kii
leave it open. the bee, with a little guidance, will fly out again. if there was food that it found and went back to the hive and danced then you may get more bees in if you then left the door open. but i have found that you only get one bee. or half a bee. called eric btw.
It’s still February and it is still fabulous.
Does that mean that March will be mad? Or memorable. Or mopey. Or…..
if it is then i reckon april should be aphoristical or aphrodisiacal or apostropheous.
buffy said:
Does that mean that March will be mad? Or memorable. Or mopey. Or…..
Meh…it doesn’t contain my birthday so I am not concerned about it. You may want to consult with Skeppy and p_p they like short thread titles.
>Meh…it doesn’t contain my birthday so I am not concerned about it
Yet PWM’s birthday falls in March.
You are so mean!
sibeen said:
>Meh…it doesn’t contain my birthday so I am not concerned about itYet PWM’s birthday falls in March.
You are so mean!
Pretty much everybody’s birthday falls in march.
sibeen said:
>Meh…it doesn’t contain my birthday so I am not concerned about itYet PWM’s birthday falls in March.
You are so mean!
Hmmm…I think DO and SL have bdays in March. All Queenslanders! It’s a conspiracy!
kii said:
sibeen said:
>Meh…it doesn’t contain my birthday so I am not concerned about itYet PWM’s birthday falls in March.
You are so mean!
Hmmm…I think DO and SL have bdays in March. All Queenslanders! It’s a conspiracy!
Boris will be due for another one then too.
March is regarded as mad by writers for some reason.
Quinquireme of Nineveh from distant Ophir, Rowing home to haven in sunny Palestine, With a cargo of ivory, And apes and peacocks, Sandalwood, cedarwood, and sweet white wine.
Stately Spanish galleon coming from the Isthmus, Dipping through the Tropics by the palm-green shores, With a cargo of diamonds, Emeralds, amythysts, Topazes, and cinnamon, and gold moidores.
Dirty British coaster with a salt-caked smoke stack, Butting through the Channel in the mad March days, With a cargo of Tyne coal, Road-rails, pig-lead, Firewood, iron-ware, and cheap tin trays.
WTF happened to the formatting of that?
poikilotherm said:
Boris will be due for another one then too.
I think we can just ignore Boris and his birthdays :P
Peak Warming Man said:
WTF happened to the formatting of that?
Looks like a normal PWM post to me.
kii said:
Hmmm…I think DO and SL have bdays in March. All Queenslanders! It’s a conspiracy!
Four of the March birthdays are on the same day even.
I think we can just ignore Boris and his birthdays
ignore me at your peril!!!
i remember that pome from my childhood pwm.
Carmen_Sandiego said:
kii said:Hmmm…I think DO and SL have bdays in March. All Queenslanders! It’s a conspiracy!
Four of the March birthdays are on the same day even.
Ah, the conspiracy deepens.
Did anyone else hear a noise?
kii said:
Did anyone else hear a noise?
Probably kii’s last post.
Peak Warming Man said:
Probably kii’s last post.
Not likely, kiddo.
Well, the interwebs are far too exciting. I’m going to shuffle off to sleep – it’s late o’clock and cold.
bump for kii
Blergh….I think that sleep was something like hibernation :/ probably because it was pretty cold overnight. It’s 7:30am and the temp is -3 °C.
kii said:
Blergh….I think that sleep was something like hibernation :/ probably because it was pretty cold overnight. It’s 7:30am and the temp is -3 °C.
Lucky duck :)
Bubblecar said:
Lucky duck :)
Yeah, but Sydney has rain :( I miss rain, though we did have a fairly decent downpour the other day. I even got to use my brolly. Plus the roof still leaks. Those two comments are not related.

:-)
Speaking of dogs….we saw a beautiful dog at the local farmers’ market. The local animal shelter brings adoptable dogs to the Saturday morning fairs. We found Daisy Mae at one. We still have to replace our fence and we can’t afford to adopt another critter right now…but I fell in love with her. Her name is Tizzy and she was surrendered to the shelter last April :( she must be in foster care.
Well, I suppose I should go cook some dinner and get a bit sloshed.
Email sent DO
I must be tired too DO as there is a typo in my email message.
I only sent one question too!
sighs
Hi to spiderlilly if about too.
The wind is blowing. Again. Sand and dust is blowing around and snow was falling up in the mountains a few hours ago. On the plus side – the glass in the french doors is sparkly clean and so are the venetian blinds on the doors.
Have you abandoned this thread, kii?
btm said:
Have you abandoned this thread, kii?
Nope.
My spine is a little bit weird – very straight between the shoulder blades and an extra vertebrae in the tailbone area (thank you, Mother)
I get really sore when I do any work on a desk (looking down at the desk, not at a computer screen) mr kii just massaged some Deep Heat stuff around my shoulders – the area feels bruised (which is normal).
End of whinge.
I found the Christmas card that Opa sent me last year. I’ve laminated it; it’s the last one I’ll ever get :(
“Opa wishes you an marry Christmas and a happy new year to. Bay for now, Opa.” (Typical Opa speak!)
The card itself is a bit odd as well. The inside greeting (you know, the bit everyone ignores) is printed upside down.
Divine Angel said:
I found the Christmas card that Opa sent me last year. I’ve laminated it; it’s the last one I’ll ever get :(“Opa wishes you an marry Christmas and a happy new year to. Bay for now, Opa.” (Typical Opa speak!)
The card itself is a bit odd as well. The inside greeting (you know, the bit everyone ignores) is printed upside down.
Precious :)
(I read the inside greetings, byw.)
This made me LOL though

Divine Angel said:
This made me LOL though
See, spiders are cute :P
Only that one and David Thorne’s 7-legged spider attempt to pay a bill.
God bless David Thorne.
I’m back.
Hmmm…this thread needs a tidying up. I better open the windows and clean the floors. Maybe bake a loaf of bread and make some espresso coffee.
Farewell Fabulous February Chat Club. It’s now March, and Autumn.
Wait- still February here.
Bubblecar said:
Farewell Fabulous February Chat Club. It’s now March, and Autumn.
It’s still Fabulous February here :P
So, for my last Fab Feb day I actually do have to bake some bread. I haven’t bought any bread for me for over a month now :D, plus I will make a morning coffee around 1030, I’m still not entirely happy with the new espresso machine. They “improved” the design and it sucks.
I need to do another coat on the chalkboard, it was finished but I wasn’t happy with the finish so i sanded it back and bought a roller for a better surface. Also on my list – make some phone calls, fill out some forms for voluntary work, do dishes etc and maybe some drawing.
I have no plans for the first day of March, except Jasmine’s regular hydro appointment and lunch with mum as she wants to hear about Mr Mutant’s trip.
Feb’s last day involved miscommunication about airport pick up times and the doll cabinet. He liked what I did with the bedroom and study (although I was derided for “throwing out important stuff” which was piled into a mountain on my desk with no indication that any of it was supposed to be signed by me and piled onto his desk). He’s still not well but won’t pay attention when I tell him to cover his mouth and nose when he coughs or sneezes :-/ He’s probably infected the whole plane. From his symptoms it sounds like flu so I’m hoping it’s not that new animal flu everyone’s got in the northern hemisphere :(
DA – how is Mr Mutant? Was he happy with the furniture arrangements? did he bring back lots of sparkly goodies from India? Has he noticed that you threw his undies out?
Oh, the doll cabinet :/
….makes note to take photos of my dolls stuffed in my glass fronted cabinet….
He brought back some spices (a half gram container of saffron and a packet of chicken masala mix), a beautiful red silk scarf and a really beautiful Indian ruby ring set in white gold.
Divine Angel said:
I have no plans for the first day of March, except Jasmine’s regular hydro appointment and lunch with mum as she wants to hear about Mr Mutant’s trip.Feb’s last day involved miscommunication about airport pick up times and the doll cabinet. He liked what I did with the bedroom and study (although I was derided for “throwing out important stuff” which was piled into a mountain on my desk with no indication that any of it was supposed to be signed by me and piled onto his desk). He’s still not well but won’t pay attention when I tell him to cover his mouth and nose when he coughs or sneezes :-/ He’s probably infected the whole plane. From his symptoms it sounds like flu so I’m hoping it’s not that new animal flu everyone’s got in the northern hemisphere :(
If you do come down with some viral sickness, at least I can sympathise with you.
Divine Angel said:
He brought back some spices (a half gram container of saffron and a packet of chicken masala mix), a beautiful red silk scarf and a really beautiful Indian ruby ring set in white gold.
Does he look and sound a bit Indian now?
I confessed to the throwing out of undies. He claims to not remember about that pile in the back of the wardrobe :-/
He hasn’t mentioned the hobo shirt and I see no reason to bring up the subject…
Divine Angel said:
He brought back some spices (a half gram container of saffron and a packet of chicken masala mix), a beautiful red silk scarf and a really beautiful Indian ruby ring set in white gold.
…and a cold.
That’s all a half gram container of saffron and a packet of chicken masala mix? Is the ring yours? When’s the wedding?
party_pants said:
If you do come down with some viral sickness, at least I can sympathise with you.
Maybe she can snort the saffron and masala mix to clear her stuffed nostrils?
Bubblecar said:
Divine Angel said:
He brought back some spices (a half gram container of saffron and a packet of chicken masala mix), a beautiful red silk scarf and a really beautiful Indian ruby ring set in white gold.
Does he look and sound a bit Indian now?
No, he sounds a bit posh actually.
kii said:
…and a cold.
That’s all a half gram container of saffron and a packet of chicken masala mix? Is the ring yours? When’s the wedding?
Oh yes, the virus :(
He’s also brought back a set of cushion covers (??)
:p yes the ring is mine and if it was intended to be an engagement ring, he sucked at the proposal. IIRC it was, “What’s in the fridge for lunch?”
Divine Angel said:
Oh yes, the virus :(
He’s also brought back a set of cushion covers (??):p yes the ring is mine and if it was intended to be an engagement ring, he sucked at the proposal. IIRC it was, “What’s in the fridge for lunch?”
Sheesh, way to go Mr Mutant.
I bring back way more when I do a trip to Oz – Vegemite, eucalyptus lollies, op shop treasures, books, floor rugs, op shop treasures, clothes from Rivers outlets, Natio face creams and potions, op shop treasures…..etc.
kii said:
Sheesh, way to go Mr Mutant.
I bring back way more when I do a trip to Oz – Vegemite, eucalyptus lollies, op shop treasures, books, floor rugs, op shop treasures, clothes from Rivers outlets, Natio face creams and potions, op shop treasures…..etc.
he’s a very strange boy.
Oh, my last trip back here I smuggled in containers of dried gumnuts and leaves :)
from WA :O
kii said:
Oh, my last trip back here I smuggled in containers of dried gumnuts and leaves :)from WA :O
Sea Containers?
As long as paper work is in order they only X-Ray a small fraction of them.
kii said:
clothes from Rivers outlets,…..etc.
How long has it been since you were back here?
Rivers has become a clearance house for low-end Chinese synthetic garbage pre-landfill.
:-(
party_pants said:
kii said:
Oh, my last trip back here I smuggled in containers of dried gumnuts and leaves :)from WA :O
Sea Containers?
As long as paper work is in order they only X-Ray a small fraction of them.
Take away food containers :)
kii said:
party_pants said:
kii said:
Oh, my last trip back here I smuggled in containers of dried gumnuts and leaves :)from WA :O
Sea Containers?
As long as paper work is in order they only X-Ray a small fraction of them.
Take away food containers :)
Fair enough – my next question would have been what you needed with so many :)
Dear me, is that the time?
G’night all.
Rule 303 said:
kii said:clothes from Rivers outlets,…..etc.How long has it been since you were back here?
Rivers has become a clearance house for low-end Chinese synthetic garbage pre-landfill.
:-(
Three years this June :(
…cries…
party_pants said:
Fair enough – my next question would have been what you needed with so many :)
To make myself feel at home. There are a few gum trees around here but the hard freezes tend to kill ‘em off or severely damage them. Like the one down in Canutillo on the horse farm – huge motherfucker of a tree and an unusual 3 day hard freeze killed it :(
I want this kitchen:

Rule 303 said:
kii said:clothes from Rivers outlets,…..etc.How long has it been since you were back here?
Rivers has become a clearance house for low-end Chinese synthetic garbage pre-landfill.
:-(
Anyway…I’m going to go do something else for a bit.
*bump *
All you’re doing is living in the past, just living on memories.
Just getting out old news clippings, old photos and old faded chat threads before you get your soup.
there’s soup in this thread???
hang on….what kind of “soup”?
Some sort of old people’s soup. Probably cream of mushroom but with all the little bits of mushroom taken out.
Boris said:
there’s soup in this thread???
Probably my world famous lentil and sweet potato soup.
When I get hold
of the ‘Big bad wolf’
I just push him under to drown.
Than I bite him
in a million bits
and I gobble him right down.
When they’re inside me
where its dark,
I walk around like Noah’s ark
I stuff my tummy like a goop
with animal crackers in my soup
Boris said:
When I get hold
of the ‘Big bad wolf’
I just push him under to drown.
Than I bite him
in a million bits
and I gobble him right down.
When they’re inside me
where its dark,
I walk around like Noah’s ark
I stuff my tummy like a goop
with animal crackers in my soup
You look like Shirley Temple if one squints at you in the dark through the rain whilst drunk.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HKuVguMouU
Fabulous February is going out on this note…..
Pity the last part of that video goes to thin air :/
Another good one by Mocean Worker:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6sd8tcbAVM
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6sd8tcbAVM
That’s just the music I was needing to be getting on with the laundry with.
Oh, well….farewell until we meet in the madness of March.