wookiemeister’s big fart
there comes a time in a man’s life when experimentation is needed to shake his fist at the devil and unravel the mysteries of the world. man might live on bread but could he survive on cabbage juice, salami and 35 dollars a day? our roving reporter the illustrious wookiemeister takes the plunge and finds out………
i was hallucinating, a light spray of perspiration coating my face – i groped my way forward in the hallway of my doss house. i had been mugged , left for dead, the savage cuff from a revolver on side of my face bellowed in pain. muddled half pissed shadows with the tell tale glow worm of a cigarette hanging from their shrivelled lips shrunk back ignoring my cries for help. i didn’t need a key, the lock had been kicked off enough times in the past that only a forceful nudge of my shoulder was enough to send the front door flying.
propping the wood behind the door handle I mopped the blood and switched on escape to the country. settling myself down in front of the neighbours computer i downed my experimental mix of cabbage juice and slami for a balanced nutritional meal
a few hours later it started off as a low thunderous rumble took hold,. soon enough the cabbage juice took hold , a thousands tortured souls from hell clawed at my stomach the awesome fury of nature unleashed to mock the folly of man.
more later…..