Date: 3/07/2013 20:19:35
From: wookiemeister
ID: 341122
Subject: 50 ways to leave your lover
please leave pertinent advice and comments in this thread
please leave pertinent advice and comments in this thread
SMS after 8 years is always good…
OCDC said:
SMS after 8 years is always good…
Yes.
when I was a lad i was so poor I had to walk around talking into a pocket calculator as my mobile phone substitute
Her: I never want to speak to you again
Me: You know what, that arrangement would suit me too.
with one chick i had to go to the police to get her to release my CDs i had lent her – the cheeky bitch
wookiemeister said:
with one chick i had to go to the police to get her to release my CDs i had lent her – the cheeky bitch
couldn’t live without your whitney houston collection?
stumpy_seahorse said:
wookiemeister said:
with one chick i had to go to the police to get her to release my CDs i had lent her – the cheeky bitch
couldn’t live without your whitney houston collection?
wookiemeister said:
stumpy_seahorse said:
wookiemeister said:
with one chick i had to go to the police to get her to release my CDs i had lent her – the cheeky bitch
couldn’t live without your whitney houston collection?
and iiii yeeeeeyiiiiiiiiyeeeeeeeyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii will always love shoooooooeeeeessssss
sounds more like Dolly
AN economist’s obsession with one of the world’s foremost number crunchers has boiled over.
Citigroup’s chief economist Willem Buiter’s former lover, Heleen Mees, has been arrested and charged with stalking and harassment.
Mees allegedly sent over 1000 emails over a two-year period to Buiter, an advisor and consultant for a number of national governments and private financial enterprises. Some were laced with threats and others were of a sexual nature, the New York Daily News reported.
Mees, 44, also from the Netherlands, allegedly sent 63-year-old Buiter pictures of her masturbating and of other naked women. She also sent her pictures of dead birds.
“What can I do to make it right? Shall I lick your b****s?” Mees allegedly wrote in an email.
“Shall we adopt a child?” she wrote in another.
Many more were of a threatening nature.
“Hope your plane falls out of the sky,” Mees emailed Buiter, according to papers lodged at Manhattan Criminal Court
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/money/citigroup-chief-economist-willem-buiter8217s-alleged-stalker-charged/story-fni0cms4-1226673729269
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stumpy_seahorse said:
wookiemeister said:
stumpy_seahorse said:couldn’t live without your whitney houston collection?
and iiii yeeeeeyiiiiiiiiyeeeeeeeyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii will always love shoooooooeeeeesssssssounds more like Dolly
sets up karaoke machine
and i E i, will always Hate you, …. I will always…..
turns around to new lover
and i E i, will always rub youuuuuu
I will always, rub Youuuuuu
tic, runs away
yep. yodeling will do it, every time.
OCDC said:
SMS after 8 years is always good…
wow…
not even an MMS? interpretive dance?
Dropbear said:
OCDC said:
SMS after 8 years is always good…
wow…
not even an MMS? interpretive dance?
OCDC said:
Dropbear said:
OCDC said:
SMS after 8 years is always good…
wow…
not even an MMS? interpretive dance?
Wouldn’t want to put any effort into it…
if you leave me, can I come too?
Dropbear said:
OCDC said:
Dropbear said:wow…
not even an MMS? interpretive dance?
Wouldn’t want to put any effort into it…
if you leave me, can I come too?
ORLY?
There are some pretty good breakups on social media, like that woman who left her bf because he thought Jay Leno was funny.
Divine Angel said:
There are some pretty good breakups on social media, like that woman who left her bf because he thought Jay Leno was funny.
seems reasonable to me
Dropbear said:
Divine Angel said:
There are some pretty good breakups on social media, like that woman who left her bf because he thought Jay Leno was funny.
seems reasonable to me
Jay’s better than Conan.
OK, got sidetracked by a visit from the CFA man to check and tag my fire extinguishers from work and then some roast pork and veggies for tea. What did I miss?
Divine Angel said:
Jay’s better than Conan.
gee what a ringing endorsement
Whoops.
buffy said:
Whoops.
Just sayin’. When I get rich and famous, I’d accept an offer to be on Jay’s show before Conan… that is, if Jay hadn’t already retired. Maybe I should aim for Ellen instead. She seems popular.
conan is a barbarian! To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women, see?
Don’t worry Bear, I’ll make sure I at least MMS you.
OCDC said:
Don’t worry Bear, I’ll make sure I at least MMS you.
a VINE will do. rip it off quick like a band-aid.
Dropbear said:
OCDC said:
Don’t worry Bear, I’ll make sure I at least MMS you.
a VINE will do. rip it off quick like a band-aid.
seems to me there are few people in this thread that need a big hug…
or a teaspoon or two of concrete
;)
diddly-squat said:
seems to me there are few people in this thread that need a big hug…
or a teaspoon or two of concrete
;)
Forte du cemente
Gotta be 50 ways to love your lever.