Date: 6/07/2013 04:16:33
From: Bubblecar
ID: 342571
Subject: Doctor Head Turd

One for the medicos…

In this old cigarette accessory ad, the specialist can boast not only the usual head mirror but what looks like a hefty coil of animal shit projecting from the same band, which has attracted particular attention from the couple on the left.

What does this object do, and are head turds of this nature still used in modern medicine?

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Date: 6/07/2013 04:28:42
From: Bubblecar
ID: 342572
Subject: re: Doctor Head Turd

Wait a minute, it’s his hand.

As you were :)

hehehehehehehehehehehe3 :)

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Date: 6/07/2013 06:49:35
From: Geoff D
ID: 342573
Subject: re: Doctor Head Turd

That’s a good giggle to start the day, anyhow.

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Date: 6/07/2013 08:33:03
From: Ian
ID: 342584
Subject: re: Doctor Head Turd

Black leader! Watch your 6!

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Date: 6/07/2013 08:52:35
From: Arts
ID: 342591
Subject: re: Doctor Head Turd

the woman looks like she has a bird on her head…

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Date: 6/07/2013 08:58:31
From: Arts
ID: 342595
Subject: re: Doctor Head Turd

hehe the copy is great..

if you have sinus trouble, smokers cough, throat irritation or reasons to cut down smoking…

don’t give up smoking, just smoke ‘healthier’

I remember those holders I think I still have one or two in the ‘gentleman’s’ prop box. , they used to stink worse than the cigarette and the end bits would get all icky with lip cells…

much like Shebs pipe probably does..

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Date: 6/07/2013 09:12:04
From: kii
ID: 342601
Subject: re: Doctor Head Turd

My maternal grandmother was advised to start smoking….for her nerves. Ruth eventually stopped, after many years of smoking Kool (bleeeeerch), and lived to her 90s.

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Date: 6/07/2013 09:40:16
From: The Rev Dodgson
ID: 342627
Subject: re: Doctor Head Turd

Arts said:


the woman looks like she has a bird on her head…

If not two.

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Date: 6/07/2013 11:33:31
From: sibeen
ID: 342662
Subject: re: Doctor Head Turd

>much like Shebs pipe probably does..

Pfft, you forgot the apostrophe.

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Date: 6/07/2013 12:32:05
From: Bubblecar
ID: 342678
Subject: re: Doctor Head Turd

Plenty more head mirrors here. All these throat doctors smoke, and most smoke Camels. Click the ads at the bottom:

http://tobacco.stanford.edu/tobacco_main/images.php?token2=fm_st003.php&token1=fm_img0111.php&theme_file=fm_mt001.php&theme_name=Doctors%20Smoking&subtheme_name=Throat%20Doctors

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Date: 6/07/2013 14:16:39
From: Bubblecar
ID: 342693
Subject: re: Doctor Head Turd

Do your lungs a favour, switch to HEALTH CIGARS. The doctor in this ad died of lung cancer

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Date: 6/07/2013 16:01:21
From: Bubblecar
ID: 342716
Subject: re: Doctor Head Turd

Actor Brian Keith enjoying a Camel in a striking jacket, 1950s. Later developed emphysema and lung cancer and shot himself in the head

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Date: 6/07/2013 16:06:07
From: Bubblecar
ID: 342721
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Date: 7/07/2013 15:28:27
From: Bubblecar
ID: 343184
Subject: re: Doctor Head Turd

The man who thinks for himself knows….

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Date: 7/07/2013 15:30:20
From: Bubblecar
ID: 343185
Subject: re: Doctor Head Turd

Another egghead smoker…

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Date: 7/07/2013 15:40:12
From: Bubblecar
ID: 343187
Subject: re: Doctor Head Turd

Rocket scientists smoke Viceroy

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Date: 7/07/2013 15:42:36
From: Divine Angel
ID: 343188
Subject: re: Doctor Head Turd

Bubblecar said:


Another egghead smoker…

Heh. I analysed that ad for my semiotics unit.

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Date: 7/07/2013 15:44:27
From: Bubblecar
ID: 343189
Subject: re: Doctor Head Turd

So do archaeologists

Not sure what this fellow does but he looks intelligent

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Date: 7/07/2013 15:45:47
From: Bubblecar
ID: 343190
Subject: re: Doctor Head Turd

>Not sure what this fellow does but he looks intelligent

Judging by the gown & wood panelling, he’s a judge.

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Date: 7/07/2013 15:47:12
From: PermeateFree
ID: 343191
Subject: re: Doctor Head Turd

I wonder what the Advertising Agency pitch was?

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Date: 7/07/2013 15:47:50
From: Bubblecar
ID: 343192
Subject: re: Doctor Head Turd

Divine Angel said:


Bubblecar said:

Another egghead smoker…

Heh. I analysed that ad for my semiotics unit.

Those paintings must have been very hard work. Having to paint a hundred zillion strands of brylcreemed hair is not my idea of fun.

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Date: 7/07/2013 15:50:22
From: Bubblecar
ID: 343193
Subject: re: Doctor Head Turd

More “thinking man” smokers here (click ads at bottom):

http://tobacco.stanford.edu/tobacco_main/images.php?token2=fm_st081.php&token1=fm_img2010.php&theme_file=fm_mt006.php&theme_name=Filter Safety Myths&subtheme_name=Thinks for himself

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Date: 7/07/2013 15:51:06
From: Divine Angel
ID: 343194
Subject: re: Doctor Head Turd

PermeateFree said:


I wonder what the Advertising Agency pitch was?

It was probably around the time that rumours started that smoking was bad for you. If the intelligentsia are smoking, it must be OK.

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Date: 7/07/2013 15:52:40
From: Bubblecar
ID: 343195
Subject: re: Doctor Head Turd

From that site:

Tobacco companies promoted filters through ads which promised health reassurance, although filters did little to truly reduce the hazards of smoking. Indeed, industry chemists were well aware that most filters actually removed no more tar and nicotine than would the same length of tobacco!

Nonetheless, Madison Avenue stepped up to the challenge of selling filters as the “intelligent choice” for smokers worried about their health. As early as 1942, Viceroy wielded a four-year-long campaign which claimed that “it’s smart to smoke Viceroy.” Later, in 1958 and ’59, Viceroy followed up with “The Man Who Thinks for Himself Knows,” a campaign which dubbed the Viceroy filter to be “the thinking man’s filter.” Campaigns like these appealed to smokers who considered themselves upper-class and educated. The idea was that these smokers felt obliged to quit smoking due to overwhelming health concerns, so Big Tobacco would give them every excuse not to quit.

“More scientists and educators smoke Kent” and “You’re so smart to smoke Parliament” demonstrate that many big brands hawked their cigarettes as the smart choice for intelligent smokers. Kent went as far as to claim that “it makes good sense to smoke Kent.” Filtered brands were a coup for the tobacco industry, growing in market share from 2% in 1950 to 50% in 1960 and 99% in 2005.

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Date: 7/07/2013 16:03:23
From: PermeateFree
ID: 343196
Subject: re: Doctor Head Turd

>>Tobacco companies promoted filters through ads which promised health reassurance, although filters did little to truly reduce the hazards of smoking. Indeed, industry chemists were well aware that most filters actually removed no more tar and nicotine than would the same length of tobacco!<<

But when the filter turned an ucky brown, the public were sold on its health benefit.

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Date: 7/07/2013 16:08:26
From: Divine Angel
ID: 343198
Subject: re: Doctor Head Turd

PermeateFree said:


>>Tobacco companies promoted filters through ads which promised health reassurance, although filters did little to truly reduce the hazards of smoking. Indeed, industry chemists were well aware that most filters actually removed no more tar and nicotine than would the same length of tobacco!<<

But when the filter turned an ucky brown, the public were sold on its health benefit.

It still happens. Have a bullshit product which turns brown overnight and bingo: you’re richer than a weather girl.
Exhibit A:
http://www.byronbaydetox.com.au/detox-foot-patches

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Date: 7/07/2013 16:11:37
From: PermeateFree
ID: 343201
Subject: re: Doctor Head Turd

Divine Angel said:


PermeateFree said:

>>Tobacco companies promoted filters through ads which promised health reassurance, although filters did little to truly reduce the hazards of smoking. Indeed, industry chemists were well aware that most filters actually removed no more tar and nicotine than would the same length of tobacco!<<

But when the filter turned an ucky brown, the public were sold on its health benefit.

It still happens. Have a bullshit product which turns brown overnight and bingo: you’re richer than a weather girl.
Exhibit A:
http://www.byronbaydetox.com.au/detox-foot-patches

wow! Probably stops you going blind too. :)

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Date: 7/07/2013 16:12:53
From: buffy
ID: 343202
Subject: re: Doctor Head Turd

And of course, I have to look at the spectacle frames. Very much ‘in’ at the moment. But to those of a certain age, they look very old fashioned……

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Date: 7/07/2013 16:14:24
From: buffy
ID: 343205
Subject: re: Doctor Head Turd

Oooh, and you can get some ear candles if you buy the foot things in bulk too!

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Date: 7/07/2013 16:15:40
From: Divine Angel
ID: 343207
Subject: re: Doctor Head Turd

What we need is some ads of judges on the bench with their feet wrapped in these detox things.

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Date: 7/07/2013 16:17:04
From: PermeateFree
ID: 343209
Subject: re: Doctor Head Turd

Divine Angel said:


What we need is some ads of judges on the bench with their feet wrapped in these detox things.

Only smart feet use detox!

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Date: 7/07/2013 17:25:18
From: Bubblecar
ID: 343280
Subject: re: Doctor Head Turd

Joy of passive smoking

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Date: 7/07/2013 20:55:28
From: Bubblecar
ID: 343438
Subject: re: Doctor Head Turd

Dear oh dear

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Date: 7/07/2013 21:02:16
From: Arts
ID: 343448
Subject: re: Doctor Head Turd

babies bottoms, in that time, clad with cloth that held urine and faeces against the skin, were often red, raw and sore ..

so the ad is actually quite accurate

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Date: 7/07/2013 21:11:16
From: Bubblecar
ID: 343459
Subject: re: Doctor Head Turd

Arts said:


babies bottoms, in that time, clad with cloth that held urine and faeces against the skin, were often red, raw and sore ..

so the ad is actually quite accurate

Ha. Not surprising that it didn’t become wildly popular, though.

“I smoke Marlborough.”

“I smoke Benson & Hedges.”

I smoke Baby’s Bottom.”

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Date: 7/07/2013 21:13:15
From: wookiemeister
ID: 343461
Subject: re: Doctor Head Turd

Bubblecar said:


Arts said:

babies bottoms, in that time, clad with cloth that held urine and faeces against the skin, were often red, raw and sore ..

so the ad is actually quite accurate

Ha. Not surprising that it didn’t become wildly popular, though.

“I smoke Marlborough.”

“I smoke Benson & Hedges.”

I smoke Baby’s Bottom.”


marlboro

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Date: 7/07/2013 21:13:31
From: Bubblecar
ID: 343462
Subject: re: Doctor Head Turd

>“I smoke Marlborough.”

Hmm, you can tell I was never a Marlboro smoker :)

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Date: 7/07/2013 21:18:47
From: Bubblecar
ID: 343468
Subject: re: Doctor Head Turd

Mind you if I ever marketed a brand of tobacco, I’d probably call it Doctor Head Turd.

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Date: 7/07/2013 21:26:15
From: Arts
ID: 343470
Subject: re: Doctor Head Turd

Bubblecar said:


Mind you if I ever marketed a brand of tobacco, I’d probably call it Doctor Head Turd.

there’s no money in tobacco any more…

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Date: 7/07/2013 21:28:59
From: Bubblecar
ID: 343471
Subject: re: Doctor Head Turd

Arts said:


Bubblecar said:

Mind you if I ever marketed a brand of tobacco, I’d probably call it Doctor Head Turd.

there’s no money in tobacco any more…

In the Developing World they’re still smoking like there’s no tomorrow.

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Date: 7/07/2013 21:30:16
From: roughbarked
ID: 343472
Subject: re: Doctor Head Turd

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Date: 7/07/2013 21:30:17
From: captain_spalding
ID: 343473
Subject: re: Doctor Head Turd

Bubblecar said:

And, one day, they’ll be right – smoking just makes them right a whole lot sooner.

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Date: 7/07/2013 21:31:03
From: roughbarked
ID: 343476
Subject: re: Doctor Head Turd

Bubblecar said:


Arts said:

Bubblecar said:

Mind you if I ever marketed a brand of tobacco, I’d probably call it Doctor Head Turd.

there’s no money in tobacco any more…

In the Developing World they’re still smoking like there’s no tomorrow.

but they buy one cigarette at a time.

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Date: 7/07/2013 21:32:37
From: Witty Rejoinder
ID: 343477
Subject: re: Doctor Head Turd

Bubblecar said:


Arts said:

Bubblecar said:

Mind you if I ever marketed a brand of tobacco, I’d probably call it Doctor Head Turd.

there’s no money in tobacco any more…

In the Developing World they’re still smoking like there’s no tomorrow.

And at Sibeen’s house.

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Date: 7/07/2013 21:32:38
From: Skunkworks
ID: 343478
Subject: re: Doctor Head Turd

I have heard of head cheese, dick heads and shitheads but this is a new one.

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Date: 7/07/2013 21:34:53
From: Bubblecar
ID: 343481
Subject: re: Doctor Head Turd

Bette Davis used to cram 3 days of smoking into one, every day

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Date: 7/07/2013 21:36:29
From: captain_spalding
ID: 343483
Subject: re: Doctor Head Turd

Bubblecar said:


Bette Davis used to cram 3 days of smoking into one, every day

Wondered how she got those eyes.

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Date: 7/07/2013 21:37:48
From: Kingy
ID: 343485
Subject: re: Doctor Head Turd

roughbarked said:



I didn’t realise that it caused testicular cancer too.

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Date: 7/07/2013 21:46:41
From: roughbarked
ID: 343495
Subject: re: Doctor Head Turd

Kingy said:


roughbarked said:


I didn’t realise that it caused testicular cancer too.

Well cancer being cancer and the warning on the tobacco packet says:
“the toxic chemicals in tobacco smoke can go everywhere that your blood flows, causing harm all over your body.”

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Date: 7/07/2013 21:49:28
From: Michael V
ID: 343497
Subject: re: Doctor Head Turd

roughbarked said:


Bubblecar said:

Arts said:

there’s no money in tobacco any more…

In the Developing World they’re still smoking like there’s no tomorrow.

but they buy one cigarette at a time.

.
Certainly the way in east Africa (one can buy one cigarette at a time). Mind you, not many people smoke there anyway. Too poor to get addicted in the first place.

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Date: 7/07/2013 21:51:07
From: captain_spalding
ID: 343499
Subject: re: Doctor Head Turd

Michael V said:


roughbarked said:

Bubblecar said:

In the Developing World they’re still smoking like there’s no tomorrow.

but they buy one cigarette at a time.

.
Certainly the way in east Africa (one can buy one cigarette at a time). Mind you, not many people smoke there anyway. Too poor to get addicted in the first place.

‘Tobacco companies see Africa as fertile ground’ – http://articles.latimes.com/2012/dec/12/world/la-fg-south-africa-smoking-20121213

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Date: 7/07/2013 21:51:08
From: roughbarked
ID: 343500
Subject: re: Doctor Head Turd

Michael V said:


roughbarked said:

Bubblecar said:

In the Developing World they’re still smoking like there’s no tomorrow.

but they buy one cigarette at a time.

.
Certainly the way in east Africa (one can buy one cigarette at a time). Mind you, not many people smoke there anyway. Too poor to get addicted in the first place.

Some government action to try to ban the sale of single cigarettes may be useful but the tobacco companies will try and continue as every cigarette sold is business.

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Date: 7/07/2013 21:54:38
From: wookiemeister
ID: 343503
Subject: re: Doctor Head Turd

Bubblecar said:


>“I smoke Marlborough.”

Hmm, you can tell I was never a Marlboro smoker :)


the yank English has a pigeon style of spelling

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Date: 7/07/2013 22:07:17
From: roughbarked
ID: 343521
Subject: re: Doctor Head Turd

roughbarked said:


Kingy said:

roughbarked said:


I didn’t realise that it caused testicular cancer too.

Well cancer being cancer and the warning on the tobacco packet says:
“the toxic chemicals in tobacco smoke can go everywhere that your blood flows, causing harm all over your body.”

For those too young to remember and unable to read the fine print. This was an album cover that appeared in 1968 the band was the Small Faces. Yes it was round, like a tobacco tin.

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