what is the probability of purchasing ladies underwears, posted to you, with a sexualy trasmitted infection?

Well there are three factors:

P = P1 * P2 * P3

P1 is the probability that you purchase lady’s underwear
P2 is the probability that the underwear are sent by post
P3 is the probability that they had a disease

In my case P1 = 0 so P = 0

Glance Fleeting said:

what is the probability of purchasing ladies underwears, posted to you, with a sexualy trasmitted infection?

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Probably exceedingly low if new.

Glance Fleeting said:

what is the probability of purchasing ladies underwears, posted to you, with a sexualy trasmitted infection?

Slim I think.

By the tiime it got to you it would be a postally transmitted infection.

with a sexualy trasmitted infection?
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Best to wait until crunchy before chewing them…

New seems OK.

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But used?

Used and not cleaned?

Used by person with an infection and not cleaned?

Ewwwwww.

Dunno. How would the bug get into underwear before it is packaged, how long would it survive in the packaging, how would it transfer from the underwear to the human if it did survive.

Is there a STI called Bananas?

I suppose if some kinky female postal worker wore your new undies and took them off on the doorstep and you insisted on pulling them straight on, which again would be kinky, and further the recipient went on the rub herself vigorously, there might be some substantial chance, but I’ve heard dicks are quite good at the job, so you know be creative.

Youse are weird…

>Youse are weird…

it’s a weird thread.

I mean what is the banana thing.

dv said:

Well there are three factors:

P = P1 * P2 * P3

P1 is the probability that you purchase lady’s underwear
P2 is the probability that the underwear are sent by post
P3 is the probability that they had a disease

In my case P1 = 0 so P = 0

Where do you get yours from then?

Dropbear said:

dv said:

Well there are three factors:

P = P1 * P2 * P3

P1 is the probability that you purchase lady’s underwear
P2 is the probability that the underwear are sent by post
P3 is the probability that they had a disease

In my case P1 = 0 so P = 0

Where do you get yours from then?

Fair dinkum, Droppy; how dense are you.

He pinches them from the wife, like everyone else.

Ooo, I may have said too much

What’s the point of having neighbours if you can’t … Ummmm borrow a pair occasionally

Dropbear said:

What’s the point of having neighbours if you can’t … Ummmm borrow a pair occasionally

You do have a point, and in Singapore there is going to be a lot of neighbours to choose from.