Date: 15/09/2013 14:04:16
From: Ian
ID: 394243
Subject: ?

?

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Date: 15/09/2013 14:05:19
From: Bubblecar
ID: 394245
Subject: re: ?

Smaller than a mountain.

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Date: 15/09/2013 14:09:27
From: Ian
ID: 394250
Subject: re: ?

Bubblecar said:


Smaller than a mountain.

Something along those lines.

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Date: 15/09/2013 14:10:31
From: roughbarked
ID: 394252
Subject: re: ?

Ian said:


?

÷ ¿

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Date: 15/09/2013 14:15:20
From: Ian
ID: 394259
Subject: re: ?

This is not so much the time for answers (feel free to have a bash though) as a heads-up for a 4:30 start to another mind-bending puzzler.

?

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Date: 15/09/2013 14:18:38
From: Michael V
ID: 394263
Subject: re: ?

!

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Date: 15/09/2013 14:19:53
From: Divine Angel
ID: 394264
Subject: re: ?

Ian said:


?

Yes.

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Date: 15/09/2013 14:25:11
From: Ian
ID: 394268
Subject: re: ?

Divine Angel said:


Ian said:

?

Yes.

Sorry, not remotely near.

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Date: 15/09/2013 14:27:12
From: Riff-in-Thyme
ID: 394271
Subject: re: ?

Ian said:


?

=

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Date: 15/09/2013 14:28:16
From: Ian
ID: 394273
Subject: re: ?

Riff-in-Thyme said:


Ian said:

?

=

\

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Date: 15/09/2013 15:00:29
From: buffy
ID: 394288
Subject: re: ?

42

Of course.

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Date: 15/09/2013 15:01:51
From: Bubblecar
ID: 394289
Subject: re: ?

buffy said:

42

Of course.

Correct!

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Date: 15/09/2013 15:04:22
From: Ian
ID: 394291
Subject: re: ?

Bubblecar said:


buffy said:

42

Of course.

Correct!

Give the woman a cigar.

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Date: 15/09/2013 15:06:01
From: roughbarked
ID: 394292
Subject: re: ?

Ian said:


Bubblecar said:

buffy said:

42

Of course.

Correct!

Give the woman a cigar.

she doesn’t smoke.

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Date: 15/09/2013 15:07:03
From: buffy
ID: 394293
Subject: re: ?

Dark chocolate will do.

:)

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Date: 15/09/2013 16:07:05
From: Ian
ID: 394334
Subject: re: ?

roughbarked said:


Ian said:

Bubblecar said:

Correct!

Give the woman a cigar.

she doesn’t smoke.

About time she learned.

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Date: 15/09/2013 16:35:48
From: Ian
ID: 394369
Subject: re: ?

It must be about that time.

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Date: 15/09/2013 16:36:17
From: Ian
ID: 394371
Subject: re: ?

That’s not a clue.

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Date: 15/09/2013 16:37:09
From: Ian
ID: 394372
Subject: re: ?

There is a substantial prize attached for the winner.

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Date: 15/09/2013 16:37:53
From: Ian
ID: 394373
Subject: re: ?

This one is going to go a lot quicker than the last…….

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Date: 15/09/2013 16:38:47
From: Ian
ID: 394375
Subject: re: ?

1. Vehicular Accident

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Date: 15/09/2013 16:41:19
From: Ian
ID: 394378
Subject: re: ?

2. Drowning

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Date: 15/09/2013 16:44:56
From: Ian
ID: 394380
Subject: re: ?

3. Heart Attack

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Date: 15/09/2013 16:45:32
From: Michael V
ID: 394381
Subject: re: ?

Kennedy

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Date: 15/09/2013 16:46:03
From: Divine Angel
ID: 394382
Subject: re: ?

Causes of death of women named Justin born in the 19th Century.

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Date: 15/09/2013 16:48:51
From: Ian
ID: 394383
Subject: re: ?

Michael V said:


Kennedy

Nah

(my connection is pretty slow atm)

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Date: 15/09/2013 16:49:30
From: Peak Warming Man
ID: 394384
Subject: re: ?

All the women who died in the 18th century died young of consumption but they were very good and went to heaven.

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Date: 15/09/2013 16:49:45
From: Ian
ID: 394385
Subject: re: ?

Divine Angel said:


Causes of death of women named Justin born in the 19th Century.

Partially correct

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Date: 15/09/2013 16:52:06
From: Ian
ID: 394388
Subject: re: ?

4. Stroke

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Date: 15/09/2013 16:52:07
From: Divine Angel
ID: 394389
Subject: re: ?

Causes of death of women named Kennedy born in the 19th Century.

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Date: 15/09/2013 16:54:03
From: Ian
ID: 394391
Subject: re: ?

5. Firearm Accident

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Date: 15/09/2013 16:55:06
From: Ian
ID: 394392
Subject: re: ?

Divine Angel said:


Causes of death of women named Kennedy born in the 19th Century.

Nooo

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Date: 15/09/2013 16:56:39
From: Ian
ID: 394394
Subject: re: ?

6. Knife (or other sharp object) Accident

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Date: 15/09/2013 17:00:55
From: roughbarked
ID: 394398
Subject: re: ?

Ian said:


6. Knife (or other sharp object) Accident

house brick.

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Date: 15/09/2013 17:04:37
From: Dropbear
ID: 394400
Subject: re: ?

Peak Warming Man said:


All the women who died in the 18th century died young of consumption but they were very good and went to heaven.

Ahh yes the century of mass production and mass consumption

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Date: 15/09/2013 17:05:07
From: Anywho
ID: 394401
Subject: re: ?

List of leading sudden causes of death

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Date: 15/09/2013 17:07:16
From: Ian
ID: 394403
Subject: re: ?

No

I gotta go

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Date: 15/09/2013 17:08:24
From: Divine Angel
ID: 394404
Subject: re: ?

Choices of ways Ian will kill his list of victims.

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Date: 15/09/2013 17:09:15
From: Ian
ID: 394405
Subject: re: ?

1. Vehicular Accident

2. Drowning

3. Heart Attack

4. Stroke

5. Firearm Accident

6. Knife (or other sharp object) Accident

7. CIA Dolphin

8. Bulgarian Umbrella

9. Killed by a Friend

10. “ Vehicular Accident”

11. “Drowning”

12. “Stroke”

13….

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Date: 15/09/2013 17:11:39
From: OCDC
ID: 394406
Subject: re: ?

13. Axe wielded by mutant

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Date: 15/09/2013 17:12:14
From: Divine Angel
ID: 394407
Subject: re: ?

OCDC said:


13. Axe wielded by mutant

A personal favourite.

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Date: 15/09/2013 17:19:40
From: Anywho
ID: 394415
Subject: re: ?

Ian said:


1. Vehicular Accident

2. Drowning

3. Heart Attack

4. Stroke

5. Firearm Accident

6. Knife (or other sharp object) Accident

7. CIA Dolphin

8. Bulgarian Umbrella

9. Killed by a Friend

10. “ Vehicular Accident”

11. “Drowning”

12. “Stroke”

13….

Ways the CIA contemplated to kill Fidel Castro?

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Date: 15/09/2013 18:24:52
From: buffy
ID: 394458
Subject: re: ?

I told you the answer was 42…

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Date: 15/09/2013 19:07:26
From: Ian
ID: 394477
Subject: re: ?

Anywho said:


Ian said:

1. Vehicular Accident

2. Drowning

3. Heart Attack

4. Stroke

5. Firearm Accident

6. Knife (or other sharp object) Accident

7. CIA Dolphin

8. Bulgarian Umbrella

9. Killed by a Friend

10. “ Vehicular Accident”

11. “Drowning”

12. “Stroke”

13….

Ways the CIA contemplated to kill Fidel Castro?

What? Haven’t you lot worked this out yet?

.

7 & 8 are a bit TIC

The answer lies closer to home.

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Date: 15/09/2013 19:11:24
From: wookiemeister
ID: 394478
Subject: re: ?

Bubblecar said:


buffy said:

42

Of course.

Correct!


5.5

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Date: 15/09/2013 20:29:10
From: mollwollfumble
ID: 394552
Subject: re: ?

buffy said:

I told you the answer was 42…

I saw an old Shaun Micaliffe video recently where he said the answer was 42. This could have been made before Douglas Adams, perhaps.

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Date: 15/09/2013 21:21:44
From: Ian
ID: 394594
Subject: re: ?

Ok.

I’m really, really disappointed in the entire forum.

All done?

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Date: 15/09/2013 21:23:18
From: Skunkworks
ID: 394595
Subject: re: ?

Ian said:


Ok.

I’m really, really disappointed in the entire forum.

All done?

Nothing like the disappointment I felt when I clicked on this thread hoping it would be interesting or informative.

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Date: 15/09/2013 21:23:52
From: sibeen
ID: 394597
Subject: re: ?

Ian said:


Ok.

I’m really, really disappointed in the entire forum.

All done?

Yeah, I think that’s about enough.

*Note: I have no idea what this thread is about, nor do i wish to know.

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Date: 15/09/2013 21:23:53
From: Witty Rejoinder
ID: 394598
Subject: re: ?

Skunkworks said:

Nothing like the disappointment I felt when I clicked on this thread hoping it would be interesting or informative.

!

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Date: 15/09/2013 21:24:23
From: Ian
ID: 394599
Subject: re: ?

:)

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Date: 15/09/2013 21:25:06
From: party_pants
ID: 394600
Subject: re: ?

,

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Date: 15/09/2013 21:25:56
From: Ian
ID: 394601
Subject: re: ?

The answer is…






























..some thing dv will know.































And I’m afraid by now bubble will have eaten the special prize!

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Date: 15/09/2013 21:27:27
From: Ian
ID: 394602
Subject: re: ?

+s

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Date: 15/09/2013 21:28:00
From: Witty Rejoinder
ID: 394603
Subject: re: ?

What do we win?

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Date: 15/09/2013 21:32:05
From: wookiemeister
ID: 394608
Subject: re: ?

I invented the question mark

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Date: 15/09/2013 21:34:25
From: Witty Rejoinder
ID: 394610
Subject: re: ?

wookiemeister said:


I invented the question mark

Did a Zorastrian named Una ritualistically shave your scrotum?

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Date: 15/09/2013 21:35:19
From: wookiemeister
ID: 394611
Subject: re: ?

Witty Rejoinder said:


wookiemeister said:

I invented the question mark

Did a Zorastrian named Una ritualistically shave your scrotum?


you seem to know way too much about this

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Date: 15/09/2013 21:36:59
From: wookiemeister
ID: 394612
Subject: re: ?

the sky burial

they are all messed up in the head

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Date: 15/09/2013 21:39:21
From: Witty Rejoinder
ID: 394613
Subject: re: ?

Interesting thing on the news today was that younger people are flocking to public transport so that they can surf the net on their smartphones on the way to work. Will it be a second golden age for PT?

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Date: 15/09/2013 21:40:23
From: Peak Warming Man
ID: 394614
Subject: re: ?

>>Will it be a second golden age for PT?

I hope so.

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Date: 15/09/2013 21:41:30
From: Skunkworks
ID: 394615
Subject: re: ?

Witty Rejoinder said:


Interesting thing on the news today was that younger people are flocking to public transport so that they can surf the net on their smartphones on the way to work. Will it be a second golden age for PT?

I can believe it. Motoring journalists have been opining for a while that young kiddies and adults are no longer interested in cars.

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Date: 15/09/2013 21:45:57
From: Ian
ID: 394619
Subject: re: ?

Witty Rejoinder said:


Interesting thing on the news today was that younger people are flocking to public transport so that they can surf the net on their smartphones on the way to work. Will it be a second golden age for PT?

Incorrect.

This has been reported months ago.

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Date: 15/09/2013 21:46:31
From: Ian
ID: 394621
Subject: re: ?

Peak Warming Man said:


>>Will it be a second golden age for PT?

I hope so.

:)

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Date: 15/09/2013 21:48:01
From: wookiemeister
ID: 394624
Subject: re: ?

Witty Rejoinder said:


Interesting thing on the news today was that younger people are flocking to public transport so that they can surf the net on their smartphones on the way to work. Will it be a second golden age for PT?

yeah

if you like getting wet or hot walking around in the sun and when does that happen in Australia – right?

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Date: 15/09/2013 21:48:39
From: Ian
ID: 394626
Subject: re: ?

Witty Rejoinder said:


wookiemeister said:

I invented the question mark

Did a Zorastrian named Una ritualistically shave your scrotum?

You’ve got NFI how close you are.

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Date: 15/09/2013 21:49:15
From: Ian
ID: 394627
Subject: re: ?

wookiemeister said:


I invented the question mark

No

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Date: 15/09/2013 21:50:30
From: Skunkworks
ID: 394628
Subject: re: ?

Ian said:


Witty Rejoinder said:

wookiemeister said:

I invented the question mark

Did a Zorastrian named Una ritualistically shave your scrotum?

You’ve got NFI how close you are.

Ha, reminds me of Kramer asking the cop, “how did you know about the guy in the park”.

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Date: 15/09/2013 21:51:50
From: buffy
ID: 394630
Subject: re: ?

Is this thread still running?

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Date: 15/09/2013 21:52:53
From: Witty Rejoinder
ID: 394631
Subject: re: ?

buffy said:

Is this thread still running?

It’s still doing something…

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Date: 15/09/2013 21:54:23
From: Ian
ID: 394632
Subject: re: ?

buffy said:

Is this thread still running?

It finished 3 hours ago.

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Date: 15/09/2013 21:54:25
From: wookiemeister
ID: 394633
Subject: re: ?

the whole public transport thing is some wet dream of urban hipsters who work in IT 5 minutes from work and who eat out

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Date: 16/09/2013 07:40:35
From: Ian
ID: 394783
Subject: re: ?

10a. Probably treadly

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Date: 16/09/2013 11:01:37
From: Ian
ID: 394871
Subject: re: ?

42. ODs on Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters

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Date: 16/09/2013 11:05:43
From: Ian
ID: 394875
Subject: re: ?

14. Sneakily poisoned

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Date: 16/09/2013 11:17:21
From: Ian
ID: 394878
Subject: re: ?

94. Death by dropbear whilst on camping trip

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Date: 16/09/2013 13:06:57
From: Ian
ID: 394998
Subject: re: ?

53. Done in by enraged yank when confused for dubya

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Date: 16/09/2013 13:13:35
From: Ian
ID: 395008
Subject: re: ?

24. Burnt to death after being caught by enraged villagers brandishing torches on Commonwealth Avenue

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Date: 16/09/2013 13:15:06
From: Bubblecar
ID: 395009
Subject: re: ?

You’re not telling us how many letters.

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Date: 16/09/2013 13:21:09
From: Ian
ID: 395011
Subject: re: ?

Bubblecar said:


You’re not telling us how many letters.

:)

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Date: 16/09/2013 14:41:37
From: Ian
ID: 395040
Subject: re: ?

87. Killed whilst playing admiral in inadvertent but thoroughly foreseeable war with Indonesia

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Date: 16/09/2013 18:09:43
From: Ian
ID: 395308
Subject: re: ?

100. Beaten to death with bibles in violent argument with Jehovah’s Witnesses at door

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Date: 16/09/2013 18:15:31
From: Ian
ID: 395313
Subject: re: ?

I dunno..

I thort their where smart peepl in hear

:-/

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Date: 16/09/2013 18:32:26
From: Ian
ID: 395316
Subject: re: ?

I spose I’ll have to tell youse the answer then..

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Date: 16/09/2013 18:34:08
From: Ian
ID: 395317
Subject: re: ?

Nah.

I suspect you’re all sick of me..

and I don’t blame you a bit..

soz

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Date: 16/09/2013 19:54:57
From: Mr Ironic
ID: 395358
Subject: re: ?

Q? 13

A. Magic bullet.

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