Date: 27/09/2013 23:31:32
From: wookiemeister
ID: 403336
Subject: If i were a carpenter

if I were a carpenter?

would I be talking wood?

would you be a lady?

fancy a bite to eat?

would I be jesus?

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Date: 27/09/2013 23:32:00
From: wookiemeister
ID: 403337
Subject: re: If i were a carpenter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjFRLOktHXo

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Date: 27/09/2013 23:32:30
From: wookiemeister
ID: 403338
Subject: re: If i were a carpenter

strictly speaking wookie I don’t think this thread is structurally sound

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Date: 27/09/2013 23:35:29
From: party_pants
ID: 403341
Subject: re: If i were a carpenter

probably not.

throughout human history there have been tens of millions of carpenters, most of them completely unremarkable. The odds of you being a carpenter and Jesus are probably more far-fetched than winning the lottery.

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Date: 27/09/2013 23:36:49
From: wookiemeister
ID: 403344
Subject: re: If i were a carpenter

party_pants said:


probably not.

throughout human history there have been tens of millions of carpenters, most of them completely unremarkable. The odds of you being a carpenter and Jesus are probably more far-fetched than winning the lottery.


jesus has more chance of winning the lottery

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Date: 28/09/2013 06:31:00
From: Spiny Norman
ID: 403414
Subject: re: If i were a carpenter

I prefer working with metal.
It’s easier to make stronger structures and stronger joints by welding.

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Date: 28/09/2013 06:35:25
From: Ian
ID: 403415
Subject: re: If i were a carpenter

I prefer working with emr myself.

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Date: 28/09/2013 06:37:49
From: Ian
ID: 403417
Subject: re: If i were a carpenter

Or if I want to work with a really sound medium..

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Date: 28/09/2013 07:11:45
From: roughbarked
ID: 403430
Subject: re: If i were a carpenter

Spiny Norman said:


I prefer working with metal.
It’s easier to make stronger structures and stronger joints by welding.

Well the nails and screws don ‘t fall out so easily.

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Date: 28/09/2013 11:30:58
From: morrie
ID: 403584
Subject: re: If i were a carpenter

If I were a fitter and turner, I would know how to use the lathe that I bought yesterday and am about to install in the workshop. Big old 1970s thing, but solid as. Today it will get a clean up, then I will work out how to get it off the trailer.

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Date: 28/09/2013 11:36:44
From: Stealth
ID: 403586
Subject: re: If i were a carpenter

morrie said:


If I were a fitter and turner, I would know how to use the lathe that I bought yesterday and am about to install in the workshop. Big old 1970s thing, but solid as. Today it will get a clean up, then I will work out how to get it off the trailer.

Back the trailer as far into the shed as possible, past where you want the lathe to end up. Tie the lathe to the back wall of the shed with a rope that has lots of slack left in it. Accelerate hard out of the shed. Problem solvered…

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