What ever happened to F Fs? have they been banned? or have all the jokes been told?
The grown ups are in charge.
All the jokes have been told twice, but you can start from the beginning again if you like.
party_pants said:
The grown ups are in charge.
Have they had a humour by-pass operation?
Bubblecar said:
All the jokes have been told twice, but you can start from the beginning again if you like.
Tell us #37 again. I liked that one.
Bubblecar said:
All the jokes have been told twice, but you can start from the beginning again if you like.
OK I’ll start from the very beggining.
In the garden of Eden lay Adam,
Contentedly strokeing his madam,
And loud was his mirth,
For he knew that on earth,
There were only two balls, and he had ‘em.
Carmen_Sandiego said:
Bubblecar said:
All the jokes have been told twice, but you can start from the beginning again if you like.
Tell us #37 again. I liked that one.
Can’t remember how the start of it goes, but the teacher couldn’t teach for 10 minutes.
bob(from black rock) said:
Bubblecar said:
All the jokes have been told twice, but you can start from the beginning again if you like.
OK I’ll start from the very beggining.
In the garden of Eden lay Adam,
Contentedly strokeing his madam,
And loud was his mirth,
For he knew that on earth,
There were only two balls, and he had ‘em.
That’s not #37
I don’t remember #37. This was #38
Carmen_Sandiego said:
Bubblecar said:
All the jokes have been told twice, but you can start from the beginning again if you like.
Tell us #37 again. I liked that one.
Charlie the China man lived next door to George the Greek. Every friday they would both put out their rubbish bins out at the same time, and George would say “Hey Charlie what day is it? and Charlie would say “Flyday” where upon George would roll around on the nature strip laughing. This pissed Charlie off no end, so he practiced for the week until he could say “Friday”. When the next friday rolled around George asked Charlie, “what day is it?” and Charlie said “It’s FRIDAY you Gleek plick”
Peak Warming Man said:
bob(from black rock) said:
Bubblecar said:
All the jokes have been told twice, but you can start from the beginning again if you like.
OK I’ll start from the very beggining.
In the garden of Eden lay Adam,
Contentedly strokeing his madam,
And loud was his mirth,
For he knew that on earth,
There were only two balls, and he had ‘em.
That’s not #37
I know it is not #37, I said I would start with the first joke!
bob(from black rock) said:
I know it is not #37, I said I would start with the first joke!
what happened to “An amoeba, a bacteria and a virus waltzed into a Jewish Pub……”?
Riff-in-Thyme said:
bob(from black rock) said:I know it is not #37, I said I would start with the first joke!
what happened to “An amoeba, a bacteria and a virus waltzed into a Jewish Pub……”?
Don’t know, why don’t you tell us?
Riff-in-Thyme said:
what happened to “An amoeba, a bacteria and a virus waltzed into a Jewish Pub……”?
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……. yes, it’s a micro joke….
Mac now supports Windows…….
Riff-in-Thyme said:
Lol
Dropbear said:
Riff-in-Thyme said:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/q71/1465411_190730027797851_856284107_n.jpg!
Lol
Not a joke I’ll forget quickly :D
I want one in West End!
Riff-in-Thyme said:
Dropbear said:
Riff-in-Thyme said:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/q71/1465411_190730027797851_856284107_n.jpg!
Lol
Not a joke I’ll forget quickly :D
I wish to complain about this link what I clicked not half a minute ago…
Rule 303 said:
Riff-in-Thyme said:
Dropbear said:Lol
Not a joke I’ll forget quickly :D
I wish to complain about this link what I clicked not half a minute ago…
This is The Argument Department. Complaints was on the way in. Surprised you missed it really. Would you care for an argument while your here?
Riff-in-Thyme said:
Rule 303 said:
Riff-in-Thyme said:Not a joke I’ll forget quickly :D
I wish to complain about this link what I clicked not half a minute ago…
This is The Argument Department. Complaints was on the way in. Surprised you missed it really. Would you care for an argument while your here?
We could argue about my grammar……..
Riff-in-Thyme said:
Would you care for an argument while your here?
Now look ‘ere. I know a dead link when I see one…
Rule 303 said:
Riff-in-Thyme said:Would you care for an argument while your here?Now look ‘ere. I know a dead link when I see one…
Are you sure? You tried opening a new tab did you?
Rule 303 said:
Riff-in-Thyme said:Would you care for an argument while your here?Now look ‘ere. I know a dead link when I see one…
And this link is dead, it is an exlink, it is as dead as a dead dingos donger
Riff-in-Thyme said:
Are you sure? You tried opening a new tab did you?
Yes. I get a message that appears to be from Facebook saying there’s something wrong.
bob(from black rock) said:
Rule 303 said:
Riff-in-Thyme said:Would you care for an argument while your here?Now look ‘ere. I know a dead link when I see one…
And this link is dead, it is an exlink, it is as dead as a dead dingos donger
Is not…….
Riff-in-Thyme said:
bob(from black rock) said:
Rule 303 said:Now look ‘ere. I know a dead link when I see one…
And this link is dead, it is an exlink, it is as dead as a dead dingos donger
Is not…….
is is is
Riff-in-Thyme said:
bob(from black rock) said:
Rule 303 said:Now look ‘ere. I know a dead link when I see one…
And this link is dead, it is an exlink, it is as dead as a dead dingos donger
Is not…….
If any of you were paying any attention you would have noticed the superfluous exclamation mark at the end of the link which is causing all the trouble.
Rule 303 said:
Riff-in-Thyme said:Are you sure? You tried opening a new tab did you?Yes. I get a message that appears to be from Facebook saying there’s something wrong.
We don’t resolve Facebook problems round here. Good way to get into a verbal fisty-cuff. We here are civilised in the art of argument I’ll have you know….
bob(from black rock) said:
Riff-in-Thyme said:
bob(from black rock) said:And this link is dead, it is an exlink, it is as dead as a dead dingos donger
Is not…….
is is is
don’t have to be childish!
Witty Rejoinder said:
Riff-in-Thyme said:
bob(from black rock) said:And this link is dead, it is an exlink, it is as dead as a dead dingos donger
Is not…….
If any of you were paying any attention you would have noticed the superfluous exclamation mark at the end of the link which is causing all the trouble.
Look here! Problem Solving is upstairs and they take it very seriously when you bring their business down here. Take that back right away!
Witty Rejoinder said:
If any of you were paying any attention you would have noticed the superfluous exclamation mark at the end of the link which is causing all the trouble.
Ahhh. Yes. Thank you.
Rule 303 said:
Witty Rejoinder said:If any of you were paying any attention you would have noticed the superfluous exclamation mark at the end of the link which is causing all the trouble.Ahhh. Yes. Thank you.
Witty’s not a pretty face.
Peak Warming Man said:
Witty’s not a pretty face.
Quiet you!
Bob, you should tell the joke about the talking dog.
You know, where the unbelieving person is told by the old dog that he was used by ASIO to spy on Asian wives.
And when he asks how much to buy the retired spy dog the owner says 50 bucks…
Only 50 bucks for a talking dog! Why so cheap?
Cause he is full of shit mate, he only read that in the papers yesterday.
Tell that one.
Bob, you should tell the joke about the talking dog.
You know, where the unbelieving person is told by the old dog that he was used by ASIO to spy on Asian wives.
And when he asks how much to buy the retired spy dog the owner says 50 bucks…
Only 50 bucks for a talking dog! Why so cheap?
Cause he is full of shit mate, he only read that in the papers yesterday.
Tell that one.
It’s funnier the second time…
Mr Ironic said:
Bob, you should tell the joke about the talking dog.
You know, where the unbelieving person is told by the old dog that he was used by ASIO to spy on Asian wives.
And when he asks how much to buy the retired spy dog the owner says 50 bucks…
Only 50 bucks for a talking dog! Why so cheap?
Cause he is full of shit mate, he only read that in the papers yesterday.
Tell that one.
I would, but I can’t remember it, how does it go again? I do remember pissing myself larfing at it but.
Mr Ironic said:
It’s funnier the second time…
Well be the judge of that.
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Three wells make a river.
we’ll we’ll we’ll…
Makes a trike.
how does it go again?
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Well maybe you should tell the one about the gay mortician.
You know, where he invites his friend back to suck on a few cold ones.
Wow, that’s offensive…
Wow, that’s offensive…
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A cold beer or two is offensive…
Where is your mind at fella.
Mr Ironic said:
Wow, that’s offensive…
——————————————A cold beer or two is offensive…
Where is your mind at fella.
kinda see where he’s coming from…..
kinda see where he’s coming from…..
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Yeah, don’t get drunk and pass out on a ski slope.
furious said:
- You know, where he invites his friend back to suck on a few cold ones.
Wow, that’s offensive…
comment should have gone here
there is always an answer
Riff-in-Thyme said:
there is always an answer
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Dropbear said:
Shamelessly stolen for TwitBookPlusagram
the scourge of stupid questioning must be dealt with…..
I never thought I’d see a quote from someone calling themself Sri Gawn Tu Fahr, but……
Is DA around?
that is way cooler than thanking Nelson Mandela for his “I had a dream” speech…….
Riff-in-Thyme said:
that is way cooler than thanking Nelson Mandela for his “I had a dream” speech…….
The problem is that nobody of importance has genuinely made that mistake, all have been (failed) attempts at being funny.
Carmen_Sandiego said:
Riff-in-Thyme said:
that is way cooler than thanking Nelson Mandela for his “I had a dream” speech…….
The problem is that nobody of importance has genuinely made that mistake, all have been (failed) attempts at being funny.
Paris has a sense of humor?
Riff-in-Thyme said:
Carmen_Sandiego said:
Riff-in-Thyme said:
that is way cooler than thanking Nelson Mandela for his “I had a dream” speech…….
The problem is that nobody of importance has genuinely made that mistake, all have been (failed) attempts at being funny.
Paris has a sense of humor?
Paris never said it.
A Grasshopper hops into a bar, hops up onto the bar, and the barman says, “we have a drink named after you”.
The gasshopper says “What? Eric?”
