I’ve been thinking about creating a musical dedicated to the subject of quantum physics. Seeing as it is many of the participants here who have most inspired this idea I thought I would give it to you to think about. I so far only have a small piece of the idea, which is a part of one of the theme songs related to the title. The song would be called “Apples and Oranges” and would centrally feature these lines.

“half time feel”

A black hole, is a relative coal

A white hole in the dark

Is an original spark

All you dreams lie in betwe-e-eeeeeen

“double time”

Don’t just give me apples give me oranges!!

suffin sumfin eh eh

Riff-in-Thyme said:

I’ve been thinking about creating a musical dedicated to the subject of quantum physics. Seeing as it is many of the participants here who have most inspired this idea I thought I would give it to you to think about. I so far only have a small piece of the idea, which is a part of one of the theme songs related to the title. The song would be called “Apples and Oranges” and would centrally feature these lines.

“half time feel”

A black hole, is a relative coal

A white hole in the dark

Is an original spark

All you dreams lie in betwe-e-eeeeeen

“double time”

Don’t just give me apples give me oranges!!

suffin sumfin eh eh

Black holes eh? Well it’d certainly suck people in.

Tamb said:

Riff-in-Thyme said:

I’ve been thinking about creating a musical dedicated to the subject of quantum physics. Seeing as it is many of the participants here who have most inspired this idea I thought I would give it to you to think about. I so far only have a small piece of the idea, which is a part of one of the theme songs related to the title. The song would be called “Apples and Oranges” and would centrally feature these lines.

“half time feel”

A black hole, is a relative coal

A white hole in the dark

Is an original spark

All you dreams lie in betwe-e-eeeeeen

“double time”

Don’t just give me apples give me oranges!!

suffin sumfin eh eh

Black holes eh? Well it’d certainly suck people in.

endless punchlines wouldn’t you agree?

“Sweetheart! What color is an orange in the dark?”

Riff-in-Thyme said:

Tamb said:

Riff-in-Thyme said:

I’ve been thinking about creating a musical dedicated to the subject of quantum physics. Seeing as it is many of the participants here who have most inspired this idea I thought I would give it to you to think about. I so far only have a small piece of the idea, which is a part of one of the theme songs related to the title. The song would be called “Apples and Oranges” and would centrally feature these lines.

“half time feel”

A black hole, is a relative coal

A white hole in the dark

Is an original spark

All you dreams lie in betwe-e-eeeeeen

“double time”

Don’t just give me apples give me oranges!!

suffin sumfin eh eh

Black holes eh? Well it’d certainly suck people in.

endless punchlines wouldn’t you agree?

An almost infinite number.

Tamb said:

An almost infinite number.

yes! yes! Very nearly! We wouldn’t what too much space between us and the alternative!

Riff-in-Thyme said:

“Sweetheart! What color is an orange in the dark?”

Tickled pink with the right company dear. Why do you ask?

If this idea can make a profit I think we should have a forum cause.

Riff-in-Thyme said:

Riff-in-Thyme said:

“Sweetheart! What color is an orange in the dark?”

Tickled pink with the right company dear. Why do you ask?

“No be serious! I need to take some night time pictures and I don’t know how to set the focus to bring out the colors.”

“Well you know I can help you with color selection but you should know not to ask me how any of your toys work. Didn’t they come with instructions?”

“I guess that teaches me to buy a camera from Ikea, doesn’t it?”

Riff-in-Thyme said:

Riff-in-Thyme said:

Riff-in-Thyme said:

“Sweetheart! What color is an orange in the dark?”

Tickled pink with the right company dear. Why do you ask?

“No be serious! I need to take some night time pictures and I don’t know how to set the focus to bring out the colors.”

“Well you know I can help you with color selection but you should know not to ask me how any of your toys work. Didn’t they come with instructions?”

“I guess that teaches me to buy a camera from Ikea, doesn’t it?”

Wouldn’t exposure time be the critical factor?

Tamb said:

Riff-in-Thyme said:

Riff-in-Thyme said:

Tickled pink with the right company dear. Why do you ask?

“No be serious! I need to take some night time pictures and I don’t know how to set the focus to bring out the colors.”

“Well you know I can help you with color selection but you should know not to ask me how any of your toys work. Didn’t they come with instructions?”

“I guess that teaches me to buy a camera from Ikea, doesn’t it?”

Wouldn’t exposure time be the critical factor?

only when your worried about the pink bits……

Riff-in-Thyme said:

Tamb said:

Riff-in-Thyme said:

“No be serious! I need to take some night time pictures and I don’t know how to set the focus to bring out the colors.”

“Well you know I can help you with color selection but you should know not to ask me how any of your toys work. Didn’t they come with instructions?”

“I guess that teaches me to buy a camera from Ikea, doesn’t it?”

Wouldn’t exposure time be the critical factor?

only when your worried about the pink bits……

Silly Riff. You can’t get sunburned in the dark.

Tamb said:

Riff-in-Thyme said:

Tamb said:

Wouldn’t exposure time be the critical factor?

only when your worried about the pink bits……

Silly Riff. You can’t get sunburned in the dark.

you can get a face-full of something else I know all about I tell you!!!!

Riff-in-Thyme said:

Tamb said:

Riff-in-Thyme said:

only when your worried about the pink bits……

Silly Riff. You can’t get sunburned in the dark.

you can get a face-full of something else I know all about I tell you!!!!

if one is arc welding in the dark, sunburn is a surety.

roughbarked said:

Riff-in-Thyme said:

Tamb said:

Silly Riff. You can’t get sunburned in the dark.

you can get a face-full of something else I know all about I tell you!!!!

if one is arc welding in the dark, sunburn is a surety.

Sunburn isn’t the worst thing to worry about welding, it’s those pieces of hot shrapnel that somehow find there way past all your safety get-up to nestle itself squarely next to ones scroticular recepticles that do the damage!!!

Riff-in-Thyme said:

roughbarked said:

Riff-in-Thyme said:

you can get a face-full of something else I know all about I tell you!!!!

if one is arc welding in the dark, sunburn is a surety.

Sunburn isn’t the worst thing to worry about welding, it’s those pieces of hot shrapnel that somehow find there way past all your safety get-up to nestle itself squarely next to ones scroticular recepticles that do the damage!!!

or the ones that seem to find their way to your eardrum.

roughbarked said:

Riff-in-Thyme said:

roughbarked said:

if one is arc welding in the dark, sunburn is a surety.

Sunburn isn’t the worst thing to worry about welding, it’s those pieces of hot shrapnel that somehow find there way past all your safety get-up to nestle itself squarely next to ones scroticular recepticles that do the damage!!!

or the ones that seem to find their way to your eardrum.

whince

roughbarked said:

Riff-in-Thyme said:

Sunburn isn’t the worst thing to worry about welding, it’s those pieces of hot shrapnel that somehow find there way past all your safety get-up to nestle itself squarely next to ones scroticular recepticles that do the damage!!!

or the ones that seem to find their way to your eardrum.

Speaking of drums, did you hear they were talking about trying a public announcement system to go with the CCTV program in London. More shades of Big Brother coloring the page of history?

(stay in character. can’t make political points if every response is purely a scientific punchline)

Riff-in-Thyme said:

roughbarked said:

Riff-in-Thyme said:

Sunburn isn’t the worst thing to worry about welding, it’s those pieces of hot shrapnel that somehow find there way past all your safety get-up to nestle itself squarely next to ones scroticular recepticles that do the damage!!!

or the ones that seem to find their way to your eardrum.

Speaking of drums, did you hear they were talking about trying a public announcement system to go with the CCTV program in London. More shades of Big Brother coloring the page of history?

(stay in character. can’t make political points if every response is purely a scientific punchline)

any reference to music seems a good place to put a song……

> I’ve been thinking about creating a musical dedicated to the subject of quantum physics

I like the idea. We already have a soap opera (big bang theory). Adding music should help.

We could have the atomic orbitals song. The nuclear fusion blues. The Tevatron lament. We’ve found the Higgs. Where has my supersymmetry gone? I’m just a neutrino in the dark. Songs like those.

Big bang Theory is supposed to be a sit com.. not a soap.

mollwollfumble said:

We could have the atomic orbitals song. The nuclear fusion blues. The Tevatron lament. We’ve found the Higgs. Where has my supersymmetry gone? I’m just a neutrino in the dark. Songs like those.

you ROCK!!! Moll. excellent!!!! :D

Lyrics to Protons, Neutrons, Electrons :

I’ve done too much of some things And not enough of others Just like all life lovers I’ve changed and changed and changed and changed From one thing to another I’ve had complicated dealings With complicated feelings And I’ve cut and bruised and torn I made blinds on the windows of my mind with the time that my back once wore I’m a single person in this universe And I am here to say to you: On the day that I die I’ll just give a smile And fly into the blue

CHORUS (Cause we’re all just) Protons, Neutrons, Electrons That rest on a Sunday Work on a Monday and someday soon We’ll be singing the old tunes Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, Zip-a-dee-doo I’ll be sitting on the porch with you Then I’ll die and I’ll fly off into the blue Some night I see the world with its winds and its whirls And I feel undefeated But every day I see the girl with the strawberry curl And I’m too shy to meet her Some nights I go to bed There’s a ghost in the air above my head And I tremble Sometimes I eat KFC Other times I give up meat And I just eat lentils I’m a singe person in the universe And I am here to sing a song About the day that I was born Till the day that I’ll be gone And the song won’t last for long (Cause we’re all just…)

CHORUS

And enemy is a remedy to a malady in your melody If you’re strong not brittle And a friend is a friend Is a friend to the end and it’s oh so simple A man is a man and a woman is a woman But the times we are living in demand That a man can change from a man to a woman And a woman can demand to be a man We’re just flesh with socks and locks and frocks And I am here to say to you On the day that I die I’ll just give a smile and fly into the blue (Cause we’re all just…)

CHORUS

grinning from ear to ear :D

Riff-in-Thyme said:

mollwollfumble said:

We could have the atomic orbitals song. The nuclear fusion blues. The Tevatron lament. We’ve found the Higgs. Where has my supersymmetry gone? I’m just a neutrino in the dark. Songs like those.

If I may add a title for consideration

The Wrath of Can’t!

Riff-in-Thyme said:

“half time feel”

A black hole, is a relative coal

A white hole in the dark

Is an original spark

All you dreams lie in betwe-e-eeeeeen

“double time”

Don’t just give me apples give me oranges!!

That’s my preference to lozenges

Who wants to dine on unsympathetic faaaaaaare????

Creamed crepes, grilled steaks and (………………………..)

Brulee, cheese bakes and blamanges

Without these life really is unfaaaaaiiiiiirrr!!!!

progress but need a suitable culinary word to fill that gap. anyone?

Riff-in-Thyme said:

Riff-in-Thyme said:

“half time feel”

A black hole, is a relative coal

A white hole in the dark

Is an original spark

All your dreams lie in betwe-e-eeeeeen

“double time”

Don’t just give me apples give me oranges!!

That’s my preference to lozenges

Who wants to dine on unsympathetic faaaaaaare????

Creamed crepes, grilled steaks and (………………………..)

Brulee, cheese bakes and blamanges

Without these life really is unfaaaaaiiiiiirrr!!!!

progress but need a suitable culinary word to fill that gap. anyone?

Bubblecar?

Riff-in-Thyme said:

Riff-in-Thyme said:

“half time feel”

A black hole, is a relative coal

A white hole in the dark

Is an original spark

All you dreams lie in betwe-e-eeeeeen

“double time”

Don’t just give me apples give me oranges!!

That’s my preference to lozenges

Who wants to dine on unsympathetic faaaaaaare????

Creamed crepes, grilled steaks and (………………………..)

Brulee, cheese bakes and blamanges

Without these life really is unfaaaaaiiiiiirrr!!!!

progress but need a suitable culinary word to fill that gap. anyone?

Creamed crepes and grilled steaks, served rare.

Riff-in-Thyme said:

Riff-in-Thyme said:

mollwollfumble said:

We could have the atomic orbitals song. The nuclear fusion blues. The Tevatron lament. We’ve found the Higgs. Where has my supersymmetry gone? I’m just a neutrino in the dark. Songs like those.

If I may add a title for consideration

The Wrath of Can’t!

Only In The Present Can We Dance

Riff-in-Thyme said:

Riff-in-Thyme said:

Riff-in-Thyme said:

“half time feel”

A black hole, is a relative coal

A white hole in the dark

Is an original spark

All your dreams lie in betwe-e-eeeeeen

“double time”

Don’t just give me apples give me oranges!!

That’s my preference to lozenges

Who wants to dine on unsympathetic faaaaaaare????

Creamed crepes, grilled steaks and (………………………..)

Brulee, cheese bakes and blamanges

Without these life really is unfaaaaaiiiiiirrr!!!!

progress but need a suitable culinary word to fill that gap. anyone?

Bubblecar?

this and raising my son is now my unfinished business. I look forward to future contributions. The standard so far has been unparalleled…..

I really love you guys. Merry Chritmas….

;)

see-ee ewe……

on ta udder side…………

you all owe this project to my son. You should get the idea now that I am departing that I neither fail to deliver on my promises nor appreciate this contention being displayed. I will return to collect………

I WILL COLLECT……………

Riff-in-Thyme said:

I WILL COLLECT……………

cause good people gather……..

… so long……….

and thanks for all the notes…………

KA_CHING-ING-ING-ING

….ing, ing, ing ing………

ing……………..

oh yeah……..

thanks for cumming………

ing, ing, ing, ing…..

etc………

The only musical answer to the whole thing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE

There’s always my favourite supersymmetry song.

F_mu_nu_SUSY
like I_nu_SUSY
oh, oh, oh what a girl.

turn…. Turn…. Turn away my pretties

your buds are not ready for show

Your lam-ellate functions

Not your ‘ornery-unctions

are what is required to glow…..

Stand in the desert….Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed

Ozymandarin?

quite …

dv said:

Ozymandarin?

I despair.

dv said:

Ozymandarin?

AAA-noun-sing……

Thay a-rivals of…..

They sun…

An’ thay clear skies…

A-bove’s you’re heads….

PARADE_FORMAAAAAAAAAAAATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!

“anyone for push-ups today? No?”

PAAAAAARA-AY!

DISMISS!

…just to clear up a small misconception that has been doing the circles of late………

3SwordBunny said:

…just to clear up a small misconception that has been doing the circles of late………

Misconception. A failed attempt at making a baby.

The greatest deception the devil pulled is convinving the audience there was only one Wizrd of OZ. Please acknowledge Lewis Carrol for providing the diversions necessary to make the greater point of this intended deception………

I don’t think I’ve had enough eggnog for this conversation

Arts said:

I don’t think I’ve had enough eggnog for this conversation

Switch to eggflips then.

Tamb said:

Arts said:

I don’t think I’ve had enough eggnog for this conversation

Switch to eggflips then.

reminds me bubbles still owes me a word. :(

3SwordBunny said:

Tamb said:

Arts said:

I don’t think I’ve had enough eggnog for this conversation

Switch to eggflips then.

reminds me bubbles still owes me a word. :(

Well there about 250000 words in the English language so bubbles certainly has a wide choice.

Tamb said:

3SwordBunny said:

Tamb said:

Switch to eggflips then.

reminds me bubbles still owes me a word. :(

Well there about 250000 words in the English language so bubbles certainly has a wide choice.

he does have to narrow it down to a suitable culinary choice….

progression of seances…. I mean….. Sciences…

basket economy – basket case economy

forging – forgery

construction – destruction

umm.. eliminations – incriminations

what is all the fuss about why an apple reaches the ground?….

Michael V said:

Riff-in-Thyme said:

Riff-in-Thyme said:

“half time feel”

A black hole, is a relative coal

A white hole in the dark

Is an original spark

All you dreams lie in betwe-e-eeeeeen

“double time”

Don’t just give me apples give me oranges!!

That’s my preference to lozenges

Who wants to dine on unsympathetic faaaaaaare????

Creamed crepes, grilled steaks served raaa-are!

Brulee, cheese bakes and blamanges

Without these life really is unfaaaaaiiiiiirrr!!!!

progress but need a suitable culinary word to fill that gap. anyone?

Creamed crepes and grilled steaks, served rare.

sorry for missing that MV.(and bubblecar, my bad. your call what you contribute…)

forgot to read it through too many syllables and that word is supposed to rhyme with the following line not the one before…..

Riff-in-Thyme said:

Riff-in-Thyme said:

Riff-in-Thyme said:

“half time feel”

A black hole, is a relative coal

A white hole in the dark

Is an original spark

All your dreams lie in betwe-e-eeeeeen

“double time”

Don’t just give me apples give me oranges!!

That’s my preference to lozenges

Who wants to dine on unsympathetic faaaaaaare????

Creamed crepes, grilled steaks and (………………………..)

Brulee, cheese bakes and blamanges

Without these life really is unfaaaaaiiiiiirrr!!!!

progress but need a suitable culinary word to fill that gap. anyone?

so something savory rhyming with blamanges if anyone can think of anything

Riff-in-Thyme said:

Riff-in-Thyme said:

mollwollfumble said:

We could have the atomic orbitals song. The nuclear fusion blues. The Tevatron lament. We’ve found the Higgs. Where has my supersymmetry gone? I’m just a neutrino in the dark. Songs like those.

If I may add a title for consideration

The Wrath of Can’t!

Life is a Game AND!!! a Play

development concern

with this,
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progression of seances…. I mean….. Sciences…

basket economy – basket case economy

forging – forgery

construction – destruction

umm.. eliminations – incriminations

what is all the fuss about why an apple reaches the ground?….
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as format construction advice, the compilation of this musical as a unit might require the consideration of attempting a musical with a sequel or 2.

…hhmmmmmmmm……….

the golden rule of musicals is never ever do a sequel.. usually the first i quite enough

Arts said:

the golden rule of musicals is never ever do a sequel.. usually the first i quite enough

exactly the reason for the “hhmmmmmmmmm”.

Tis a fine predical-d-pickle I find myself in verily!