Because I couldn’t be arsed looking for the other thread.

Lol great minds…

Dropbear said:

Lol great minds…

;)

BILL LAWRIE is back…

Dropbear said:

BILL LAWRIE is back…

one of my fav’s…

:D

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sibeen said:

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Hmm. each time I click on one of your posts in the cricket threads there seems to be the same word expressed.

You are at least consistent.

80)

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Nice leave – you goose!

Fizzpot!

Pretty much into the tail now.

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.. and the P76 has broken down again.

party_pants said:

.. and the P76 has broken down again.

Leyland?

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Two customers, one is late teens and the other is her mum. They’re about to pay for their doughnuts.

Teen: Put your money away, I’m paying! *hands me card *
Mum: Don’t use your card, it costs you money every time you do. That’s why I tell you to always leave $20 out!
Teen: I have money in my wallet, I just can’t be bothered to take it out.
Mum: Oh you lazy little shit bag. *fishes out notes from her own purse * Here, use this.

WTF? I didn’t even click on this thread.

Divine Angel said:

Mum: Oh you lazy little shit bag. *fishes out notes from her own purse * Here, use this.

“ere, we’ll have none of your uncouth language in here, thank you very much.

< / snooty voice>

Divine Angel said:

WTF? I didn’t even click on this thread.

no one knows

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5/2 on that sibeen will not be able to tell Kevin Pietersen to “FUCK OFF” tomorrow…

Mr Ironic said:

5/2 on that sibeen will not be able to tell Kevin Pietersen to “FUCK OFF” tomorrow…

As if I’d be so uncultured…sheesh :)

bummer…. things not going to plan.

party_pants said:

bummer…. things not going to plan.

All the English needed to do was to mix and match a couple of players.

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“Kerry O’Keeffe has announced he is retiring from cricket commentary following the Sydney Test.”

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Peak Warming Man said:

“Kerry O’Keeffe has announced he is retiring from cricket commentary following the Sydney Test.”

We will miss that laugh.

sibeen said:

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He wasn’t that good, he was alright.

he sounds like precious pup when he laughs. i like some of his stories…especially the risque ones.

That was a shit shot

sibeen said:

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Times 2

Peak Warming Man said:

sibeen said:

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He wasn’t that good, he was alright.

It’s only the laugh I’ll miss.

He laughs like Muttley in Wacky Racers.

bob(from black rock) said:

sibeen said:

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Times 2

A Frog walks into a bank…

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. “Miss Whack, I’d like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.” Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it’s okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, “Sure. I have this,” and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she’ll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, “There’s a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.” She holds up the tiny pink elephant. “I mean, what in the world is this?” (you’re gonna love this) (its a real treat) ( a masterpiece) (wait for it) The bank manager looks back at her and says… “It’s a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man’s a Rolling Stone.” (You’re singing it, aren’t you?)

>>(you’re gonna love this) (its a real treat) ( a masterpiece) (wait for it)

Stops reading.

Peak Warming Man said:

>>(you’re gonna love this) (its a real treat) ( a masterpiece) (wait for it)

Stops reading.

Only one worse intro. hilarious

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I can remember hearing this on radio, took about 10 minutes to deliver, around the cricket commentary, twas excellent.

That’s a dad joke that,like all dad jokes needs to be told by someone witty and not yer dad

Found it,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gf0zw6Mhrhs

I was wrong about the 10 minutes

bob(from black rock) said:

I can remember hearing this on radio, took about 10 minutes to deliver, around the cricket commentary, twas excellent.

I’d already heard it, so it was long and drawn out.

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I wondered why they hadn’t played Bresnan before.

Peak Warming Man said:

>>(you’re gonna love this) (its a real treat) ( a masterpiece) (wait for it)

Stops reading.

Funniest bit :)

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“Peter Siddle strides into the middle.”

WTF have they done to him, he’s a skinny as a drovers dog.
Same think happened to Dean Lukin.

Once again, defeat is snatched from the jaws of victory.

Peak Warming Man said:

“Peter Siddle strides into the middle.”

WTF have they done to him, he’s a skinny as a drovers dog.
Same think happened to Dean Lukin.

cut off his drug supply?

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sibeen said:

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LOL

:)

sibeen said:

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sibeen speaks for all of us.

Kerry O’Keefe has grown on me over the years. Sad now to hear he is going. He was a bit of a clown when he started, but he seems to have found the right balance now. His knowledge and insight into cricket and what’s going on out there on the field is pretty good.

party_pants said:

Kerry O’Keefe has grown on me over the years. Sad now to hear he is going. He was a bit of a clown when he started, but he seems to have found the right balance now. His knowledge and insight into cricket and what’s going on out there on the field is pretty good.

It’s the opposite to me… I just find him annoying these days.. Good time to call stumps

Dropbear said:

party_pants said:

Kerry O’Keefe has grown on me over the years. Sad now to hear he is going. He was a bit of a clown when he started, but he seems to have found the right balance now. His knowledge and insight into cricket and what’s going on out there on the field is pretty good.

It’s the opposite to me… I just find him annoying these days.. Good time to call stumps

waits by the phone

lol

stumpy_seahorse said:

Dropbear said:

party_pants said:

Kerry O’Keefe has grown on me over the years. Sad now to hear he is going. He was a bit of a clown when he started, but he seems to have found the right balance now. His knowledge and insight into cricket and what’s going on out there on the field is pretty good.

It’s the opposite to me… I just find him annoying these days.. Good time to call stumps

waits by the phone

Lol Wut?

Dropbear said:

stumpy_seahorse said:

Dropbear said:

It’s the opposite to me… I just find him annoying these days.. Good time to call stumps

waits by the phone

Lol Wut?

you’ll have to speak up, i’m wearing a towel…

Dropbear said:

party_pants said:

Kerry O’Keefe has grown on me over the years. Sad now to hear he is going. He was a bit of a clown when he started, but he seems to have found the right balance now. His knowledge and insight into cricket and what’s going on out there on the field is pretty good.

It’s the opposite to me… I just find him annoying these days.. Good time to call stumps

We are in disagreement then, so I hereby FNDC!

(not that I need an excuse…)

party_pants said:

Dropbear said:

party_pants said:

Kerry O’Keefe has grown on me over the years. Sad now to hear he is going. He was a bit of a clown when he started, but he seems to have found the right balance now. His knowledge and insight into cricket and what’s going on out there on the field is pretty good.

It’s the opposite to me… I just find him annoying these days.. Good time to call stumps

We are in disagreement then, so I hereby FNDC!

(not that I need an excuse…)

Quick! To the alcohol!

Turns it on to warm up the valves.

Now that the ACB wont let free streaming of ABC radio broadcasts maybe Skull has signed a deal with a commercial network?

Listen NOW to live streaming cricket on Tripple P with Kyle and Skull.
And remember you can talk to Kyle and Skull at Bunnings every Thursday night, Bunnings where lowest prices are just the beginning.

This last wicket stand will be playing havoc with the Poms already fragile mental state.

If they make many more it could see a couple more Poms break down and have to be medivaced home.

Mental illness is not a fit subject for humour, except during the Ashes where anything goes.

Been a remarkably consistent series from Haddin! Only once dismissed under 50.

Andy Zaltzman: “Brad Haddin has just broken the record for most runs by a wicketkeeper in an Ashes series; He also became the third wicketkeeper ever to reach 50 five times in any Test series.” …

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dv said:

Andy Zaltzman: “Brad Haddin has just broken the record for most runs by a wicketkeeper in an Ashes series; He also became the third wicketkeeper ever to reach 50 five times in any Test series.” …

Interesting to see Gilchrist’s effort in 2001. Played 5 matches and batted 5 times. I suspect we may have dominated that series :)

I would think that if England get past 250, it’s over.

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sibeen said:

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Err…late retraction!

it’s like being there! man.

sibeen said:

sibeen said:

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Err…late retraction!

That could be: Oh fuck

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4/87 :)

This is England at their best, doing what they do best, collapse.
They do it with unmatched élan and purpose.

sibeen said:

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OK, quick sweep, how many will England get in second innings.

I’m guessing 206.

187.

3

tucks Witty in and calls the nurse

Witty Rejoinder said:

3

you sunk my battleship…

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The ABC has two sites for the score card.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/sport/cricket/results/?seriesId=2817&matchId=4&roundId=0&sportId=3

That’s the best one but hard to find

Then there is the main one which is rubbish.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/sport/cricket/scoreboard/?seriesId=2817&matchId=4

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There are some cheap 5th day tickets available on ebay at the moment, bargains.

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Sibeen’s 187 may be a far better prediction than DV’s “we’ll struggle in this series”.

PWM’s prediction that Australia were specials to win the series before a ball had been bowled probably trumps all the others.

Johnson to Panesar. Rabbit. Headlights. LBW. All over.

The Guardian.

ROFL

They are walking on.

England swapped a Swann for four ducks

Dropbear said:

England swapped a Swann for four ducks

Dear oh dear.

Peak Warming Man said:

Dropbear said:

England swapped a Swann for four ducks

Dear oh dear.

:)

sibeen said:

Sibeen’s 187 may be a far better prediction than DV’s “we’ll struggle in this series”.

Quite the day… But the measure of great win is a 4th innings chase. Remains to be seen if the Aust batters have the necessary resolve.

I personally think they will do it easily… But I’ve been wrong before.

With 10 wickets in hand and needing 201 runs for victory, Australia will hope to be up 4-0 in the series by day’s end.

> they have two days to do it in.. What’s the rush, why not drag out the agony? There’s the rub.

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sibeen said:

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Warner couldn’t unstrap his T20 pads?

TV is on mute but why did they spend all that time on snicko and replays for Watson’s non snick that grounded before Bairstow grabbed it?

1/111 .. kewl but they only need to travel at that pace

The only reason Monty is in the side is that when he was at school they made him the spin bowler because he looked Asian and had a turban.
The the ECB picked him for similar reasons

ECB Chap 1-: I say that Panasar chap, he bowls some off spin stuff, Asia chap I think, he’d be an asset, go down well with the punters.
ECB Chap 2-: And he’s got a turban, I’ll pencil him in and then we can parade the little chap out in front of the media in an English blazer, what.
ECB Chap 1-: Fancy another drink.
ECB Chap 2-: Rather.
ECB Chap 1-: I say Frobisher my good man, two more gin and tonics and a plate of cucumber sandwiches, there’s a good chap.

Peak Warming Man said:

The only reason Monty is in the side is that when he was at school they made him the spin bowler because he looked Asian and had a turban.
The the ECB picked him for similar reasons

ECB Chap 1-: I say that Panasar chap, he bowls some off spin stuff, Asia chap I think, he’d be an asset, go down well with the punters.
ECB Chap 2-: And he’s got a turban, I’ll pencil him in and then we can parade the little chap out in front of the media in an English blazer, what.
ECB Chap 1-: Fancy another drink.
ECB Chap 2-: Rather.
ECB Chap 1-: I say Frobisher my good man, two more gin and tonics and a plate of cucumber sandwiches, there’s a good chap.

The real issue was that they allowed him to get out of practice.

Bresnan and Bairstow were the better additions.

This is Roger’s HS.

Or Rogers’.

dv said:

This is Roger’s HS.

Yeah, goodonya!

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(grits teeth)

I admit that whether or not Watson is alive or dead did have some impact on this match.

dv said:

(grits teeth)

I admit that whether or not Watson is alive or dead did have some impact on this match.

They needed a holiday anyway.

It’s going to come right down to the wire in Sydanee.
Whitewash or no whitewash.

K Peitersen was terribly hard done by on both occasions.

In first innings, as the slow-mo and sniker and hot spot showed… He didn’t touch the bloody ball, not even close to hitting it.. Never mind that the bloody thing clearly didn’t carry to the fieldsmen.

2nd innings… How can that be out? Never bloody mind that the ball was never going to hit leg stump, he clearly hit it.

My word, there is a reckoning beckoning…