Date: 26/12/2013 15:11:58
From: bob(from black rock)
ID: 458304
Subject: A Christmas message

Yesterday on my way to a friends place for Christmas dinner, I saw a sign out side a Church in Warragul Rd Melbourne which said: “Come in here and let the baby change you”
10/10 I recon

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Date: 26/12/2013 15:19:04
From: Speedy
ID: 458310
Subject: re: A Christmas message

:) Yah that’s pretty good.

I could think of a better one for the Catholic Church and babies though, but I won’t.

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Date: 26/12/2013 15:59:32
From: AussieDJ
ID: 458340
Subject: re: A Christmas message

Then there was the church on Dandenong Rd (in Melbourne), just at the end of Glenferrie Road, with a big sign on the side of the steeple. The sign read OMG

:)

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Date: 26/12/2013 16:00:43
From: 3SwordBunny
ID: 458341
Subject: re: A Christmas message

AussieDJ said:


Then there was the church on Dandenong Rd (in Melbourne), just at the end of Glenferrie Road, with a big sign on the side of the steeple. The sign read OMG

:)

did or didn’t they put effort into that one? I’m confused……

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Date: 26/12/2013 19:34:18
From: CrazyNeutrino
ID: 458425
Subject: re: A Christmas message

3SwordBunny said:


AussieDJ said:

Then there was the church on Dandenong Rd (in Melbourne), just at the end of Glenferrie Road, with a big sign on the side of the steeple. The sign read OMG

:)

did or didn’t they put effort into that one? I’m confused……

I always say OMG when I see my naked girlfriend on the bed

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Date: 26/12/2013 19:35:57
From: 3SwordBunny
ID: 458427
Subject: re: A Christmas message

CrazyNeutrino said:


3SwordBunny said:

AussieDJ said:

Then there was the church on Dandenong Rd (in Melbourne), just at the end of Glenferrie Road, with a big sign on the side of the steeple. The sign read OMG

:)

did or didn’t they put effort into that one? I’m confused……

I always say OMG when I see my naked girlfriend on the bed

so do I actually. She’s kinda sparkly…..

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Date: 26/12/2013 19:36:04
From: Skunkworks
ID: 458428
Subject: re: A Christmas message

CrazyNeutrino said:

I always say OMG when I see my naked girlfriend on the bed

Me too.

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Date: 26/12/2013 19:37:18
From: 3SwordBunny
ID: 458429
Subject: re: A Christmas message

Skunkworks said:


CrazyNeutrino said:

I always say OMG when I see my naked girlfriend on the bed

Me too.

jinx. no returns……

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Date: 26/12/2013 22:33:46
From: mollwollfumble
ID: 458577
Subject: re: A Christmas message

bob(from black rock) said:


Yesterday on my way to a friends place for Christmas dinner, I saw a sign out side a Church in Warragul Rd Melbourne which said: “Come in here and let the baby change you”
10/10 I recon

That’s probably the one that used to have “Jesus saves” and “Christ, our hope” in black on white on its billboard. I was sorely tempted to use a spray can on that billboard more than once.

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Date: 27/12/2013 01:25:50
From: mollwollfumble
ID: 458676
Subject: re: A Christmas message

mollwollfumble said:

That’s probably the one that used to have “Jesus saves” and “Christ, our hope” in black on white on its billboard. I was sorely tempted to use a spray can on that billboard more than once.

After modification they would read something like: “Jesus saves at ANZ” and “Christ, our hope is dead”.

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Date: 27/12/2013 01:28:00
From: 3SwordBunny
ID: 458678
Subject: re: A Christmas message

mollwollfumble said:


mollwollfumble said:

That’s probably the one that used to have “Jesus saves” and “Christ, our hope” in black on white on its billboard. I was sorely tempted to use a spray can on that billboard more than once.

After modification they would read something like: “Jesus saves at ANZ” and “Christ, our hope is dead”.

I used to black nikko in the “e” on the “In God’s Care” headings on tombstones I passed at the Dutton Hill cemetary. :P

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Date: 27/12/2013 01:46:08
From: 3SwordBunny
ID: 458679
Subject: re: A Christmas message

3SwordBunny said:


mollwollfumble said:

mollwollfumble said:

That’s probably the one that used to have “Jesus saves” and “Christ, our hope” in black on white on its billboard. I was sorely tempted to use a spray can on that billboard more than once.

After modification they would read something like: “Jesus saves at ANZ” and “Christ, our hope is dead”.

I used to black nikko in the “e” on the “In God’s Care” headings on tombstones I passed at the Dutton Hill cemetary. :P

I wasn’t doing that to mock anyones beliefs though. Just thought it was a rock and roll kind of thought to send the departed.

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Date: 27/12/2013 20:24:14
From: Teleost
ID: 459253
Subject: re: A Christmas message

My favourite is:

“Why does Santa give more presents to rich kids?”

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