http://www.theguardian.com/science/2013/dec/29/scientists-favourite-jokes

A friend who’s in liquor production,
Has a still of astounding construction,
The alcohol boils,
Through old magnet coils,
He says that it’s proof by induction.

:)

A chemist, a physicist, and a biologist, all of whom had never seen the ocean before, went to the seaside.
The physicist exclaimed “oh, the wave motion! I must study it!”, runs into the water, gets thrown around by the waves and dumped back on the beach.
The biologist exclaims “Imagine all the life that must be in the sea, I must describe them all!”, dives in, drowns, and is never seen again.
The Chemist watches this, and says “Ahh, biologists are soluble in seawater, but physicists are insoluble.”

Angus Prune said:

A chemist, a physicist, and a biologist, all of whom had never seen the ocean before, went to the seaside.
The physicist exclaimed “oh, the wave motion! I must study it!”, runs into the water, gets thrown around by the waves and dumped back on the beach.
The biologist exclaims “Imagine all the life that must be in the sea, I must describe them all!”, dives in, drowns, and is never seen again.
The Chemist watches this, and says “Ahh, biologists are soluble in seawater, but physicists are insoluble.”

solvency isn’t Barnaby’s choice.

Both held their heads and said :- “Ouch who put that there?”

bob(from black rock) said:

Both held their heads and said :- “Ouch who put that there?”

And the positron said don’t be so negative I’m positive the bar is not there.

…and the positron said ‘ill have a beer”.

“Five bucks”, said the barman.

“I’ll have one, too” said the electron.

“Seven bucks” said the barman.

“That’s not fair”, said the electron” I bet if i was a neutron, there’d be no charge”.