Date: 18/01/2014 12:20:35
From: bob(from black rock)
ID: 472257
Subject: Screaming female tennis players

Why didn’t the powers that be, stamp on this crap right at the start? The main purpose of this crap is to distract their opponent. Grunting/ screaming is really only acceptable during coitus.

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Date: 18/01/2014 12:23:05
From: CrazyNeutrino
ID: 472261
Subject: re: Screaming female tennis players

bob(from black rock) said:


Why didn’t the powers that be, stamp on this crap right at the start? The main purpose of this crap is to distract their opponent. Grunting/ screaming is really only acceptable during coitus.

I record those sounds

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Date: 18/01/2014 12:24:36
From: party_pants
ID: 472263
Subject: re: Screaming female tennis players

How do you define it?

I’ll set you a challenge – write a rule in simple English that is clear, concise and simple, but completely unambiguous and enforceable.

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Date: 18/01/2014 12:24:46
From: roughbarked
ID: 472264
Subject: re: Screaming female tennis players

CrazyNeutrino said:


bob(from black rock) said:

Why didn’t the powers that be, stamp on this crap right at the start? The main purpose of this crap is to distract their opponent. Grunting/ screaming is really only acceptable during coitus.

I record those sounds

That latter isn’t even interesting.

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Date: 18/01/2014 12:26:23
From: roughbarked
ID: 472267
Subject: re: Screaming female tennis players

party_pants said:


How do you define it?

I’ll set you a challenge – write a rule in simple English that is clear, concise and simple, but completely unambiguous and enforceable.

ie: no grunting and squealing.

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Date: 18/01/2014 12:39:26
From: CrazyNeutrino
ID: 472275
Subject: re: Screaming female tennis players

roughbarked said:


CrazyNeutrino said:

bob(from black rock) said:

Why didn’t the powers that be, stamp on this crap right at the start? The main purpose of this crap is to distract their opponent. Grunting/ screaming is really only acceptable during coitus.

I record those sounds

That latter isn’t even interesting.

It can be when you edit them and use them as ringtones

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Date: 18/01/2014 12:41:31
From: roughbarked
ID: 472277
Subject: re: Screaming female tennis players

CrazyNeutrino said:


roughbarked said:

CrazyNeutrino said:

I record those sounds

That latter isn’t even interesting.

It can be when you edit them and use them as ringtones

not if you work out in the paddocks semi-alone and suddenly this sound comes from the boss’s phone with female backpackers surrounding me.

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Date: 18/01/2014 12:45:30
From: CrazyNeutrino
ID: 472283
Subject: re: Screaming female tennis players

roughbarked said:


CrazyNeutrino said:

roughbarked said:

That latter isn’t even interesting.

It can be when you edit them and use them as ringtones

not if you work out in the paddocks semi-alone and suddenly this sound comes from the boss’s phone with female backpackers surrounding me.

maybe, but wouldn’t the female backpackers be curious?

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Date: 18/01/2014 12:46:33
From: roughbarked
ID: 472285
Subject: re: Screaming female tennis players

CrazyNeutrino said:


roughbarked said:

CrazyNeutrino said:

It can be when you edit them and use them as ringtones

not if you work out in the paddocks semi-alone and suddenly this sound comes from the boss’s phone with female backpackers surrounding me.

It wasn’t my place to ask.
maybe, but wouldn’t the female backpackers be curious?

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Date: 18/01/2014 12:47:08
From: Skeptic Pete
ID: 472286
Subject: re: Screaming female tennis players

mmm female backpackers

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Date: 18/01/2014 12:47:57
From: roughbarked
ID: 472289
Subject: re: Screaming female tennis players

Skeptic Pete said:


mmm female backpackers

At least the work related scenery is interesting.

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Date: 18/01/2014 12:49:49
From: CrazyNeutrino
ID: 472292
Subject: re: Screaming female tennis players

roughbarked said:


Skeptic Pete said:

mmm female backpackers

At least the work related scenery is interesting.

the ones with jeans cut too short?

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Date: 18/01/2014 12:51:24
From: roughbarked
ID: 472294
Subject: re: Screaming female tennis players

CrazyNeutrino said:


roughbarked said:

Skeptic Pete said:

mmm female backpackers

At least the work related scenery is interesting.

the ones with jeans cut too short?


There are ample views I cannot describe in public..

a man needs to keep his mind on his work.

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Date: 18/01/2014 12:51:27
From: Skunkworks
ID: 472295
Subject: re: Screaming female tennis players

bob(from black rock) said:


Why didn’t the powers that be, stamp on this crap right at the start? The main purpose of this crap is to distract their opponent. Grunting/ screaming is really only acceptable during coitus.

Not an acceptable tactic? And it has been posted here, the scream is not so much to distract but mask the sound of the racket hitting the ball and denying the opponent a few milli seconds of reaction time.

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Date: 18/01/2014 12:53:15
From: roughbarked
ID: 472297
Subject: re: Screaming female tennis players

Skunkworks said:


bob(from black rock) said:

Why didn’t the powers that be, stamp on this crap right at the start? The main purpose of this crap is to distract their opponent. Grunting/ screaming is really only acceptable during coitus.

Not an acceptable tactic? And it has been posted here, the scream is not so much to distract but mask the sound of the racket hitting the ball and denying the opponent a few milli seconds of reaction time.

No disputing the tactics.. but..

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Date: 18/01/2014 13:11:15
From: Tamb
ID: 472309
Subject: re: Screaming female tennis players

roughbarked said:


Skunkworks said:

bob(from black rock) said:

Why didn’t the powers that be, stamp on this crap right at the start? The main purpose of this crap is to distract their opponent. Grunting/ screaming is really only acceptable during coitus.

Not an acceptable tactic? And it has been posted here, the scream is not so much to distract but mask the sound of the racket hitting the ball and denying the opponent a few milli seconds of reaction time.

No disputing the tactics.. but..

Agree. Spoils the game & is cheating.

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Date: 18/01/2014 13:29:06
From: bob(from black rock)
ID: 472331
Subject: re: Screaming female tennis players

Tamb said:


roughbarked said:

Skunkworks said:

Not an acceptable tactic? And it has been posted here, the scream is not so much to distract but mask the sound of the racket hitting the ball and denying the opponent a few milli seconds of reaction time.

No disputing the tactics.. but..

.
Wonder what would happen if the person receiving the serve let out a loud grunt just prior to the server striking the ball?
Agree. Spoils the game & is cheating.

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Date: 18/01/2014 13:31:21
From: Tamb
ID: 472335
Subject: re: Screaming female tennis players

bob(from black rock) said:


Tamb said:

roughbarked said:

No disputing the tactics.. but..

.
Wonder what would happen if the person receiving the serve let out a loud grunt just prior to the server striking the ball?
Agree. Spoils the game & is cheating.


It’d certainly liven up snooker tournaments.

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Date: 18/01/2014 15:42:51
From: CrazyNeutrino
ID: 472439
Subject: re: Screaming female tennis players

imagine all the cricket players fielding doing it while the batsman tries to hit the ball

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Date: 18/01/2014 15:56:15
From: CrazyNeutrino
ID: 472450
Subject: re: Screaming female tennis players

it does spoil the game

look how long the tennis people took to suspend playing during the heat

It’ll be a another few years before their do anything

useless mob they are

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Date: 18/01/2014 16:09:41
From: party_pants
ID: 472456
Subject: re: Screaming female tennis players

CrazyNeutrino said:


it does spoil the game

look how long the tennis people took to suspend playing during the heat

It’ll be a another few years before their do anything

useless mob they are

Female tennis players have been grunting since Monica Seles in the mid-90s. If they’ve been nothing-doers about it for two decades they’ll be nothing-doers about it now or in a few years time.

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Date: 18/01/2014 16:20:48
From: Soso
ID: 472460
Subject: re: Screaming female tennis players

May be difficult to define an acceptable level of noise? But yes it’s definitely a blight on the game.

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Date: 18/01/2014 16:28:21
From: Witty Rejoinder
ID: 472463
Subject: re: Screaming female tennis players

I think you start one of these threads every year Bob.

:-)

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Date: 18/01/2014 19:05:17
From: transition
ID: 472551
Subject: re: Screaming female tennis players

Jeeez, mate, what can I say. If a female near grunts that way you encourage it.

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Date: 18/01/2014 19:48:51
From: bob(from black rock)
ID: 472583
Subject: re: Screaming female tennis players

Witty Rejoinder said:


I think you start one of these threads every year Bob.

:-)

I think you are correct Witty, wonder why they are still doing it? This sort of behaviour should be limited to the bed room.

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Date: 18/01/2014 20:06:00
From: rumpole
ID: 472592
Subject: re: Screaming female tennis players

I think the original idea was to add force to the impact, like a karate player shouting as he hits the target, but it’s got out of control and spoils the game. Also very unladylike, it doesn’t seem to grate as much when the blokes do it.

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Date: 18/01/2014 20:09:31
From: bob(from black rock)
ID: 472598
Subject: re: Screaming female tennis players

rumpole said:


I think the original idea was to add force to the impact, like a karate player shouting as he hits the target, but it’s got out of control and spoils the game. Also very unladylike, it doesn’t seem to grate as much when the blokes do it.

The blokes grunt,the girls scream, and they do it with their ground shots too not just on serve.

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