Date: 21/02/2014 20:08:42
From: Arts
ID: 492884
Subject: 2024

some oldies but goodies in there.. I love these sorts of things

WELCOME to 2024.

You awake from your sleep, and your pillow moves slightly under your head. It is intelligent and has your sleeping data and heart rate fed into it, contouring to provide the comfort required for your body at different times in the night — and to support you as you wake.

The organic LED lights in your ceiling splash sunshine-coloured rays across your face as you open your eyes.

Your wall screen senses you stirring. A holographic computer screen consuming the entire wall of your bedroom comes to life.

Technology is everywhere yet nowhere. Every room is intelligent, yet you can’t see it.

You go to the bathroom of your 55th floor apartment and a diagnosis is displayed based on your body fluid in the toilet and your DNA scraps flying around the room. This complete medical examination happens three times a day to detect protein from cancer colonies. It also tells you that you need to eat more vegetables.

You get your news fix as it scrolls along the bottom of your computerised mirror as you do your make up, and reorder your foundation through it as you use the last drop.

You slip on your tech couture top, which maintains your body’s natural balance and monitors your health. It is man-made from renewable resources and rented from an online library. Since the price of cotton went through the roof, it isn’t worth buying clothing — unless it is second hand. You pull on your hemp pants sourced from an online vintage store owned by your friend.

Entrepreneur is the job of the year.

Your personal robotic helper shuffles into your room, with a breakfast made from homegrown produce sourced from the community garden. The morning meal is based on your dietary requirements, communicated to the robot from microscopic health and fitness trackers attached to your body.

You press your augmented reality contact lenses into your eyes and blink as they adjust. They alert you to the next superspeed train heading to the office, 1000km and two states away.

As you run out the door, you toss a load of washing into the wall-mounted waterless machine. It buzzes to alert you that there is a pair of red undies in with your whites, as you grab it out of the machine it automatically inserts the detergent and sets the time. It doesn’t start straight away, as it knows to wait for the off-peak moment when energy is cheaper.

On the pavement, you bump into the guy you met at the party on Friday night … John … errr … Jim … cue answer beamed straight into your eye by smartwear glasses. “The man in front of you is James,” a voice says into your ear.

He asks for your contact details, and you roll out your mobile phone to take them down. The big screen is unbreakable and large but takes up a small amount of space.

You let him know you will be on a virtual holiday for the next week.
“Where to?” he inquires. “Bahamas,” you reply. “Expensive?” he asks. “Free. From my loungeroom,” you say.

Last month you enjoyed Istanbul, the month before you explored the Taj Mahal during a weekend break. It gets you by until you can save the money to get on a supersonic plane to Russia.

On the way to the train, you swing by a counter where your micro-lot espresso awaits. It costs $12.30. You also grab a 3D-printed sandwich with lab-grown bacon for breakfast.

You swipe your computerised magazine against an update pod on the side of the road and board the high-speed entertainment centre to transport you to work.

Today you will be as efficient as you ever have been. Technology is everywhere, yet nowhere to be seen.

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Date: 21/02/2014 20:10:01
From: OCDC
ID: 492886
Subject: re: 2024

‘Sif I’ll have a friend.

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Date: 21/02/2014 20:10:30
From: Carmen_Sandiego
ID: 492887
Subject: re: 2024

Arts said:


You also grab a 3D-printed sandwich with lab-grown bacon for breakfast.

Wot?

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Date: 21/02/2014 20:11:15
From: Arts
ID: 492890
Subject: re: 2024

Carmen_Sandiego said:


Arts said:

You also grab a 3D-printed sandwich with lab-grown bacon for breakfast.

Wot?

mmmmm lab grown bacon

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Date: 21/02/2014 20:12:02
From: Dropbear
ID: 492891
Subject: re: 2024

In ten years? Pfft

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Date: 21/02/2014 20:14:09
From: Arts
ID: 492895
Subject: re: 2024

This article is a vision not a prediction of how 2024 could be, partly based on studies by American theoretical physicist and futurist Dr. Michio Kaku.

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Date: 21/02/2014 20:14:46
From: Arts
ID: 492897
Subject: re: 2024

here is your friend, Alex

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Date: 21/02/2014 20:15:05
From: captain_spalding
ID: 492898
Subject: re: 2024

You can get a supersonic plane to Russia right now.

But, it’s like living outside the ‘taxi zone’

Not only do you have to pay for them to take you there in the Su-27UB, you have to pay for the trip out to pick you up.

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Date: 21/02/2014 20:16:14
From: furious
ID: 492899
Subject: re: 2024

That kaku chap has an easy job, just makes s#!t up…

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Date: 21/02/2014 20:17:13
From: Arts
ID: 492900
Subject: re: 2024

furious said:


That kaku chap has an easy job, just makes s#!t up…

fits in perfectly around here

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Date: 21/02/2014 20:19:02
From: OCDC
ID: 492901
Subject: re: 2024

Arts said:


here is your friend, Alex

Insufficiently feline.

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Date: 21/02/2014 20:19:24
From: furious
ID: 492902
Subject: re: 2024

well, when you put it like that…

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Date: 21/02/2014 20:45:15
From: CrazyNeutrino
ID: 492937
Subject: re: 2024

ubiquitous technology

quiet robot vacuum cleaners

and quiet quadcopter dusters that, well, fly around and dust, and don’t bump into anything

headphones built into your ears that are audiophile quality

LED Lights Track People And Broadcast Messages

NSA monitoring “everyone on the planet” using LED lighting

instant orgasms just by pressing your belly button or any other assigned part of your body and
for as long as you hold your finger there

cars that become spaceships just by pressing a button

3D print your partner, just like that

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Date: 21/02/2014 22:19:31
From: morrie
ID: 492987
Subject: re: 2024

Silly Twendy put metal tongs in toaster.

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Date: 21/02/2014 23:06:52
From: Mr Ironic
ID: 493020
Subject: re: 2024

You also grab a 3D-printed sandwich with lab-grown bacon for breakfast.
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Besides the impossible.

Can they make anything that will take the torque of the stuff that its smelted?

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Date: 21/02/2014 23:09:59
From: party_pants
ID: 493023
Subject: re: 2024

Meh, by 2024 we’ll still be arguing over whether we need to replace copper with fibre optics.

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Date: 21/02/2014 23:11:20
From: Kingy
ID: 493025
Subject: re: 2024

party_pants said:


Meh, by 2024 we’ll still be arguing over whether we need to replace copper with fibre optics.

I’m hoping that by then I will have 1mb/s.

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Date: 21/02/2014 23:13:40
From: party_pants
ID: 493027
Subject: re: 2024

Kingy said:


party_pants said:

Meh, by 2024 we’ll still be arguing over whether we need to replace copper with fibre optics.

I’m hoping that by then I will have 1mb/s.

Won’t be enough to power the news feed on your mirror…

:)

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Date: 22/02/2014 21:20:44
From: transition
ID: 493396
Subject: re: 2024

>instant orgasms just by pressing your belly button or any other assigned part of your body and for as long as you hold your finger there

…… kinky belly button, be needing your mum to get you out of that situation.

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Date: 22/02/2014 23:02:04
From: Soso
ID: 493462
Subject: re: 2024

I’m pretty confident not a single thing in that story will be a part of our lives in 2024.

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Date: 22/02/2014 23:05:51
From: tauto
ID: 493464
Subject: re: 2024

Soso said:


I’m pretty confident not a single thing in that story will be a part of our lives in 2024.

—-

You awake from your sleep, and your pillow moves slightly under your head

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Date: 22/02/2014 23:10:21
From: Skunkworks
ID: 493467
Subject: re: 2024

Soso said:


I’m pretty confident not a single thing in that story will be a part of our lives in 2024.

Yeah it is only 10 years away and that supersonic plane for eg is on no ones drawing boards. Looking backward for 10 years cars have gotten better as have computers and TVs, prices have came down with globalisation, at the same time there are global movements of people. Book stores are almost extinct as are record and video stores. But I don’t see the mahnitude of changes described.

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Date: 22/02/2014 23:13:58
From: Skunkworks
ID: 493469
Subject: re: 2024

Though the 12 dollar expresso is probably accurate.

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Date: 22/02/2014 23:20:13
From: captain_spalding
ID: 493471
Subject: re: 2024

“Your personal robotic helper shuffles into your room, with a breakfast made from homegrown produce sourced from the community garden. The morning meal is based on your dietary requirements, communicated to the robot from microscopic health and fitness trackers attached to your body.

You press your augmented reality contact lenses into your eyes and blink as they adjust. They alert you to the next superspeed train heading to the office, 1000km and two states away. “

1. my “personal robotic helper” can learn to pick up its goddamned feet and stop shuffling or else it’s going to become my personal robotic target on the pistol range.

2. i’ll decide what i want for breakfast, thank you, not something assembled in China by people who’ve never so much as seen a plate of egg and sausage.

3. ‘Superspeed’ on Australian railways equates to an average of 50kmh. allowing for delays caused by track works, i should be at work in about four days.

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Date: 22/02/2014 23:26:04
From: captain_spalding
ID: 493474
Subject: re: 2024

“They alert you to the next superspeed train heading to the office, 1000km and two states away. “

I have to admit, i misread that.

Although why i’d want to know what trains are doing 1000 km and two states away, i can’t imagine.

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Date: 22/02/2014 23:44:08
From: 19 shillings
ID: 493475
Subject: re: 2024

captain_spalding said:


“They alert you to the next superspeed train heading to the office, 1000km and two states away. “

I have to admit, i misread that.

Although why i’d want to know what trains are doing 1000 km and two states away, i can’t imagine.

—-

Why do you have to go that far to the office?
You are already at home in your office.

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