Date: 14/03/2014 21:32:40
From: wookiemeister
ID: 503670
Subject: The Conspiracy Thread

Good evening my good people.

Consider the conspiracy thread this fine evening

Conspiracy

Charlie Pickering is leaving The Project not to wash nappies but to actually join ASIO, hence his rapid departure.

fact 1: Charlie Pickering is known to change his appearance is a master of disguise, one moment happy go lucky floppy mop top, the other a coiffured giant of the evening screen

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Date: 14/03/2014 21:36:39
From: furious
ID: 503672
Subject: re: The Conspiracy Thread

As conspiracy theories go… That’s just stupid…

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Date: 14/03/2014 21:37:59
From: wookiemeister
ID: 503675
Subject: re: The Conspiracy Thread

furious said:


As conspiracy theories go… That’s just stupid…

or Charlie is leaving the project because now his cover is blown?

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Date: 14/03/2014 22:15:29
From: Spiny Norman
ID: 503731
Subject: re: The Conspiracy Thread

Most realistic one I’ve heard was concocted by a guy on my car forum.

His theory is that when you walk into a service station there’s often an Indian student on the counter and they’re on the phone.
They are in fact on the phone for customer service for companies like Telstra, Optus, etc.

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Date: 14/03/2014 22:34:25
From: wookiemeister
ID: 503745
Subject: re: The Conspiracy Thread

Spiny Norman said:


Most realistic one I’ve heard was concocted by a guy on my car forum.

His theory is that when you walk into a service station there’s often an Indian student on the counter and they’re on the phone.
They are in fact on the phone for customer service for companies like Telstra, Optus, etc.


that’s a good one

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Date: 14/03/2014 22:36:00
From: Arts
ID: 503746
Subject: re: The Conspiracy Thread

what if there are no conspiracies.. and every conspiracy you read was just concocted by the government to divert your attention from them

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Date: 14/03/2014 22:37:51
From: wookiemeister
ID: 503747
Subject: re: The Conspiracy Thread

Arts said:


what if there are no conspiracies.. and every conspiracy you read was just concocted by the government to divert your attention from them

roswell

they weren’t aliens they were humans from mental institutions that couldn’t speak being used for high altitude tests involving humans

the roswell alien story developed into the cover story

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Date: 14/03/2014 22:39:45
From: ChrispenEvan
ID: 503749
Subject: re: The Conspiracy Thread

and every conspiracy you read was just concocted by the government to divert your attention from them

and if that was the case you’d never be sure that that wasn’t part of the ‘‘conspiracy” all the time.

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Date: 14/03/2014 22:41:09
From: Arts
ID: 503750
Subject: re: The Conspiracy Thread

ChrispenEvan said:


and every conspiracy you read was just concocted by the government to divert your attention from them

and if that was the case you’d never be sure that that wasn’t part of the ‘‘conspiracy” all the time.

that’s the beauty of conspiracy theories.. they don’t need to make sense..

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Date: 14/03/2014 22:43:25
From: wookiemeister
ID: 503752
Subject: re: The Conspiracy Thread

a conspiracy story used by governments are normally obvious

“chemtrails” for example

you just seed the net with conspiracies and let the lunatic fringe that normally has way too much time on their hands go on a wild goose chase

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Date: 15/03/2014 00:32:47
From: Soso
ID: 503820
Subject: re: The Conspiracy Thread

wookiemeister said:


Good evening my good people.

Consider the conspiracy thread this fine evening

Conspiracy

Charlie Pickering is leaving The Project not to wash nappies but to actually join ASIO, hence his rapid departure.

fact 1: Charlie Pickering is known to change his appearance is a master of disguise, one moment happy go lucky floppy mop top, the other a coiffured giant of the evening screen

Normally you’d need at least two people involved for a conspiracy to occur.

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Date: 15/03/2014 00:33:25
From: wookiemeister
ID: 503821
Subject: re: The Conspiracy Thread

Soso said:


wookiemeister said:

Good evening my good people.

Consider the conspiracy thread this fine evening

Conspiracy

Charlie Pickering is leaving The Project not to wash nappies but to actually join ASIO, hence his rapid departure.

fact 1: Charlie Pickering is known to change his appearance is a master of disguise, one moment happy go lucky floppy mop top, the other a coiffured giant of the evening screen

Normally you’d need at least two people involved for a conspiracy to occur.


or one with a split personality

my precious

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Date: 15/03/2014 05:40:08
From: mollwollfumble
ID: 503828
Subject: re: The Conspiracy Thread

> Charlie Pickering is leaving The Project not to wash nappies but to actually join ASIO

If I was in ASIO, I wouldn’t hire him.

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Date: 15/03/2014 19:59:37
From: furious
ID: 503980
Subject: re: The Conspiracy Thread

Never mind missing planes, GWS beat the Swans!

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Date: 15/03/2014 22:38:30
From: wookiemeister
ID: 504098
Subject: re: The Conspiracy Thread

Australia post will be used to run future elections and the AEC scrapped

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Date: 18/03/2014 16:39:27
From: Divine Angel
ID: 505038
Subject: re: The Conspiracy Thread

I’m just going to put this here.
http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/courtney-love-thinks-shes-found-missing-malaysian-airlines-flight-mh370/story-fn907478-1226857897592

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Date: 19/03/2014 16:26:22
From: JTQ
ID: 505659
Subject: re: The Conspiracy Thread

Divine Angel said:


I’m just going to put this here.
http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/courtney-love-thinks-shes-found-missing-malaysian-airlines-flight-mh370/story-fn907478-1226857897592

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Date: 19/03/2014 16:29:45
From: jjjust moi
ID: 505662
Subject: re: The Conspiracy Thread

JTQ said:


Divine Angel said:

I’m just going to put this here.
http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/courtney-love-thinks-shes-found-missing-malaysian-airlines-flight-mh370/story-fn907478-1226857897592


‘cept that one has 4 engines. is there another one missing?

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Date: 19/03/2014 16:32:00
From: party_pants
ID: 505663
Subject: re: The Conspiracy Thread

jjjust moi said:


JTQ said:

Divine Angel said:

I’m just going to put this here.
http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/courtney-love-thinks-shes-found-missing-malaysian-airlines-flight-mh370/story-fn907478-1226857897592


‘cept that one has 4 engines. is there another one missing?

Well spotted.

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Date: 19/03/2014 16:41:06
From: jjjust moi
ID: 505664
Subject: re: The Conspiracy Thread

party_pants said:


jjjust moi said:

JTQ said:


‘cept that one has 4 engines. is there another one missing?

Well spotted.


Looks more like a B52, the yanks wouldn’t let on they’ve lost one.

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Date: 19/03/2014 16:50:21
From: JTQ
ID: 505666
Subject: re: The Conspiracy Thread

>>‘cept that one has 4 engines. is there another one missing?

I read a comment from someone saying they took a wrong turn at Albuquerque and ended up on the moon, but managed to stop along the way to pick up another couple of engines.

Fair enough, I guess, as they’d need the extra engines to get there.

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Date: 19/03/2014 17:49:59
From: Peak Warming Man
ID: 505673
Subject: re: The Conspiracy Thread

JTQ said:


Divine Angel said:

I’m just going to put this here.
http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/courtney-love-thinks-shes-found-missing-malaysian-airlines-flight-mh370/story-fn907478-1226857897592


Shopped.

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