Date: 25/04/2014 13:25:56
From: wookiemeister
ID: 522460
Subject: Merry Anzac Day!!!!!
New wars, new silliness justified by the old silliness
Coming up next
Australia takes on the Russian army
New wars, new silliness justified by the old silliness
Coming up next
Australia takes on the Russian army
wookiemeister said:
New wars, new silliness justified by the old sillinessComing up next
Australia takes on the Russian army
Well, we could easily win that one.
Just broadcast to the Russian forces “if you defect to our side, you need never live through another Russian winter”.
It’d all be over before lunch.
captain_spalding said:
wookiemeister said:
New wars, new silliness justified by the old sillinessComing up next
Australia takes on the Russian army
Well, we could easily win that one.
Just broadcast to the Russian forces “if you defect to our side, you need never live through another Russian winter”.
It’d all be over before lunch.
We could always threaten Russia with some new F35s that we don’t have
Speaking of Russia, I reckon we should turn those boring ceremonies into displays of our military might.
Tanks rolling across the harbour bridge missiles towed behind, thousands of soldiers goose stepping down the streets, flyovers of F-18’s , f-35’s, Wirraways , whatever we’ve got.
Put some fun and excitement back into Anzac Day.
rumpole said:
Speaking of Russia, I reckon we should turn those boring ceremonies into displays of our military might.Tanks rolling across the harbour bridge missiles towed behind, thousands of soldiers goose stepping down the streets, flyovers of F-18’s , f-35’s, Wirraways , whatever we’ve got.
Put some fun and excitement back into Anzac Day.
And move it to Spring so the dawn service isn’t so chilly.
rumpole said:
Speaking of Russia, I reckon we should turn those boring ceremonies into displays of our military might.Tanks rolling across the harbour bridge missiles towed behind, thousands of soldiers goose stepping down the streets, flyovers of F-18’s , f-35’s, Wirraways , whatever we’ve got.
Put some fun and excitement back into Anzac Day.
I doubt if we’ll see any politician who starts these wars ever storming a machine gun nest – it’s a shame because when they get killed everyone could go home.
Divine Angel said:
rumpole said:
Speaking of Russia, I reckon we should turn those boring ceremonies into displays of our military might.Tanks rolling across the harbour bridge missiles towed behind, thousands of soldiers goose stepping down the streets, flyovers of F-18’s , f-35’s, Wirraways , whatever we’ve got.
Put some fun and excitement back into Anzac Day.
And move it to Spring so the dawn service isn’t so chilly.
Divine Angel said:
rumpole said:
Speaking of Russia, I reckon we should turn those boring ceremonies into displays of our military might.Tanks rolling across the harbour bridge missiles towed behind, thousands of soldiers goose stepping down the streets, flyovers of F-18’s , f-35’s, Wirraways , whatever we’ve got.
Put some fun and excitement back into Anzac Day.
And move it to Spring so the dawn service isn’t so chilly.
Rumour is the dawn service will soon be held at night under lights to improve TV ratings.
wookiemeister said:
Yes yes I like the goose stepping, as long we have some somber ceremony how we went along with another doomed military venture
https://www.mup.com.au/items/136891
If World War One Was A Bar Fight
Germany, Austria and Italy are standing together in the middle of a pub when Serbia bumps into Austria and spills Austria’s pint.
Austria demands Serbia buy it a whole new suit because of the new beer stains on its trouser leg.
Germany expresses its support for Austria’s point of view.
Britain recommends that everyone calm down a bit.
Serbia points out that it can’t afford a whole suit, but offers to pay for the cleaning of Austria’s trousers.
Russia and Serbia look at Austria.
Austria asks Serbia who it’s looking at.
Russia suggests that Austria should leave its little brother alone.
Austria inquires as to whose army will assist Russia in doing so.
Germany appeals to Britain that France has been looking at it, and that its sufficiently out of order that Britain not intervene.
Britain replies that France can look at who it wants to, that Britain is looking at Germany too, and what is Germany going to do about it?
Germany tells Russia to stop looking at Austria, or Germany will render Russia incapable of such action anymore.
Britain and France ask Germany whether it’s looking at Belgium.
Turkey and Germany go off into a corner and whisper. When they come back, Turkey makes a show of not looking at anyone.
Germany rolls up its sleeves, looks at France, and punches Belgium.
France and Britain punch Germany. Austria punches Russia. Germany punches Britain and France with one hand and Russia with the other.
Russia throws a punch at Germany, but misses and nearly falls over. Japan calls over from the other side of the room that it’s on Britain’s side, but stays there. Italy surprises everyone by punching Austria.
Australia punches Turkey, and gets punched back. There are no hard feelings because Britain made Australia do it.
France gets thrown through a plate glass window, but gets back up and carries on fighting. Russia gets thrown through another one, gets knocked out, suffers brain damage, and wakes up with a complete personality change.
Italy throws a punch at Austria and misses, but Austria falls over anyway. Italy raises both fists in the air and runs round the room chanting.
America waits till Germany is about to fall over from sustained punching from Britain and France, then walks over and smashes it with a barstool, then pretends it won the fight all by itself.
By now all the chairs are broken and the big mirror over the bar is shattered. Britain, France and America agree that Germany threw the first punch, so the whole thing is Germany’s fault . While Germany is still unconscious, they go through its pockets, steal its wallet, and buy drinks for all their friends.
Skunkworks said:
If World War One Was A Bar FightGermany, Austria and Italy are standing together in the middle of a pub when Serbia bumps into Austria and spills Austria’s pint.
Austria demands Serbia buy it a whole new suit because of the new beer stains on its trouser leg.
Germany expresses its support for Austria’s point of view.
Britain recommends that everyone calm down a bit.
Serbia points out that it can’t afford a whole suit, but offers to pay for the cleaning of Austria’s trousers.
Russia and Serbia look at Austria.
Austria asks Serbia who it’s looking at.
Russia suggests that Austria should leave its little brother alone.
Austria inquires as to whose army will assist Russia in doing so.
Germany appeals to Britain that France has been looking at it, and that its sufficiently out of order that Britain not intervene.
Britain replies that France can look at who it wants to, that Britain is looking at Germany too, and what is Germany going to do about it?
Germany tells Russia to stop looking at Austria, or Germany will render Russia incapable of such action anymore.
Britain and France ask Germany whether it’s looking at Belgium.
Turkey and Germany go off into a corner and whisper. When they come back, Turkey makes a show of not looking at anyone.
Germany rolls up its sleeves, looks at France, and punches Belgium.
France and Britain punch Germany. Austria punches Russia. Germany punches Britain and France with one hand and Russia with the other.
Russia throws a punch at Germany, but misses and nearly falls over. Japan calls over from the other side of the room that it’s on Britain’s side, but stays there. Italy surprises everyone by punching Austria.
Australia punches Turkey, and gets punched back. There are no hard feelings because Britain made Australia do it.
France gets thrown through a plate glass window, but gets back up and carries on fighting. Russia gets thrown through another one, gets knocked out, suffers brain damage, and wakes up with a complete personality change.
Italy throws a punch at Austria and misses, but Austria falls over anyway. Italy raises both fists in the air and runs round the room chanting.
America waits till Germany is about to fall over from sustained punching from Britain and France, then walks over and smashes it with a barstool, then pretends it won the fight all by itself.
By now all the chairs are broken and the big mirror over the bar is shattered. Britain, France and America agree that Germany threw the first punch, so the whole thing is Germany’s fault . While Germany is still unconscious, they go through its pockets, steal its wallet, and buy drinks for all their friends.
When did France open their white flag factory?
Skunkworks said:
If World War One Was A Bar FightGermany, Austria and Italy are standing together in the middle of a pub etc.
I have never before seen the whole thing as clearly enunciated as it is there.
AussieDJ said:
This looks like being an interesting read – it’ll be published in a week or so.
https://www.mup.com.au/items/136891
Malcolm Fraser speaks a great deal of sense these days. It’s a pity he was such a dill as a PM, but he’s not a patch on the last two Lib PMs in the dill stakes.
captain_spalding said:
AussieDJ said:This looks like being an interesting read – it’ll be published in a week or so.
https://www.mup.com.au/items/136891
Malcolm Fraser speaks a great deal of sense these days. It’s a pity he was such a dill as a PM, but he’s not a patch on the last two Lib PMs in the dill stakes.
+1
“We need the US for defence, but we only need defence because of the US” says the MUP
Ahem
World’s most populous Islamic nation just to our north, with a large military who like to exercise their influence in foreign policy.
Or, is that just trop dégoûtant for you, MUP?
bob(from black rock) said:
When did France open their white flag factory?
They were outwitted and pre-empted by the Swiss. At that point they were left resorting to gesticulating about how nations that avoided their duty of being overrun by foreigners could not hold onto the greater pages of history and would inevitably be swept under rugs or sidelined in football matches…….
Postpocelipse said:
bob(from black rock) said:When did France open their white flag factory?
They were outwitted and pre-empted by the Swiss. At that point they were left resorting to gesticulating about how nations that avoided their duty of being overrun by foreigners could not hold onto the greater pages of history and would inevitably be swept under rugs or sidelined in football matches…….
So the frogs were even defeated at white flag work?
Postpocelipse said:
The Swiss prefer to think of is not as a ‘white’ flag, but as a ‘blank’ flag.
bob(from black rock) said:
Postpocelipse said:
bob(from black rock) said:When did France open their white flag factory?
They were outwitted and pre-empted by the Swiss. At that point they were left resorting to gesticulating about how nations that avoided their duty of being overrun by foreigners could not hold onto the greater pages of history and would inevitably be swept under rugs or sidelined in football matches…….
So the frogs were even defeated at white flag work?
pre’-omptid!!! It is like a silly British industrial tactic but more Swiss………
captain_spalding said:
Postpocelipse said:The Swiss prefer to think of is not as a ‘white’ flag, but as a ‘blank’ flag.
There was a short period of confusion in which the French attempted to sell white flags with holes(from bullets) in them. It was decided the Swiss would point at their cheese and claim espionage and collusion……
Skunkworks said:
That’s pretty clever.
If World War One Was A Bar FightGermany, Austria and Italy are standing together in the middle of a pub when Serbia bumps into Austria and spills Austria’s pint.
Austria demands Serbia buy it a whole new suit because of the new beer stains on its trouser leg.
Germany expresses its support for Austria’s point of view.
Britain recommends that everyone calm down a bit.
Serbia points out that it can’t afford a whole suit, but offers to pay for the cleaning of Austria’s trousers.
Russia and Serbia look at Austria.
Austria asks Serbia who it’s looking at.
Russia suggests that Austria should leave its little brother alone.
Austria inquires as to whose army will assist Russia in doing so.
Germany appeals to Britain that France has been looking at it, and that its sufficiently out of order that Britain not intervene.
Britain replies that France can look at who it wants to, that Britain is looking at Germany too, and what is Germany going to do about it?
Germany tells Russia to stop looking at Austria, or Germany will render Russia incapable of such action anymore.
Britain and France ask Germany whether it’s looking at Belgium.
Turkey and Germany go off into a corner and whisper. When they come back, Turkey makes a show of not looking at anyone.
Germany rolls up its sleeves, looks at France, and punches Belgium.
France and Britain punch Germany. Austria punches Russia. Germany punches Britain and France with one hand and Russia with the other.
Russia throws a punch at Germany, but misses and nearly falls over. Japan calls over from the other side of the room that it’s on Britain’s side, but stays there. Italy surprises everyone by punching Austria.
Australia punches Turkey, and gets punched back. There are no hard feelings because Britain made Australia do it.
France gets thrown through a plate glass window, but gets back up and carries on fighting. Russia gets thrown through another one, gets knocked out, suffers brain damage, and wakes up with a complete personality change.
Italy throws a punch at Austria and misses, but Austria falls over anyway. Italy raises both fists in the air and runs round the room chanting.
America waits till Germany is about to fall over from sustained punching from Britain and France, then walks over and smashes it with a barstool, then pretends it won the fight all by itself.
By now all the chairs are broken and the big mirror over the bar is shattered. Britain, France and America agree that Germany threw the first punch, so the whole thing is Germany’s fault . While Germany is still unconscious, they go through its pockets, steal its wallet, and buy drinks for all their friends.
:)
Talking of goose stepping tony and Campbell are creating a militia for the “ G20”
Will most likely be made of the usual suspects, simpletons, fools etc
wookiemeister said:
Talking of goose stepping tony and Campbell are creating a militia for the “ G20”
Oh are they?
Why not just tell the G20 they’re not invited any more.
party_pants said:
wookiemeister said:
Talking of goose stepping tony and Campbell are creating a militia for the “ G20”
Oh are they?
Why not just tell the G20 they’re not invited any more.
That could have been used putting an ashtray in the F35
wookiemeister said:
The G20 is gunna cost 40 million I’ve read
That could have been used putting an ashtray in the F35
It could be funny if the other 19 want use the occasion to talk about action on climate change. I hear Tony is trying to remove it from the agenda. Be funny if Australia was ostracised at it’s own hosting of the event.
geeez wookie for once actually underemphasising something. g20 cost will actually be around 400 million+. missed your chance there.
In the meantime I’ ve cut down some fuck me boots so they sit just below the knee and started polishing em up .
JudgeMental said:
geeez wookie for once actually underemphasising something. g20 cost will actually be around 400 million+. missed your chance there.
How does it end up costing so much?
pot plant p_p….hmmmmm similarity there.
JudgeMental said:
geeez wookie for once actually underemphasising something. g20 cost will actually be around 400 million+. missed your chance there.
JudgeMental said:
pot plant p_p….hmmmmm similarity there.
We should tell the fuckers to bring their own pot plants if they want any.
Can any one tell me how many sick days Australians take??
quarantine wouldn’t allow it. do you want australia to be riddled with pests???
party_pants said:
JudgeMental said:
pot plant p_p….hmmmmm similarity there.
We should tell the fuckers to bring their own pot plants if they want any.
wookiemeister said:
Can any one tell me how many sick days Australians take??
No.
party_pants said:
wookiemeister said:
Can any one tell me how many sick days Australians take??
No.
They’ll make billions
wookiemeister said:
party_pants said:
wookiemeister said:
Can any one tell me how many sick days Australians take??
No.
Well think about this if it costs everyone 6 bucks to take a sick day, times that by the number of people needing doctors certificatesThey’ll make billions
No. It won’t change what they already make. The government will reduce the MBS item claim number (23) by $6 to ensure the payment is collected.
wookiemeister said:
party_pants said:
wookiemeister said:
Can any one tell me how many sick days Australians take??
No.
Well think about this if it costs everyone 6 bucks to take a sick day, times that by the number of people needing doctors certificatesThey’ll make billions
Who is they? Prepared to be corrected and I don’t think the details are out, but I think the gubmint plan is to reduce their payment to the doctor by 6 bucks so the doctor seeks it from the patient instead. No one is really making billions.
wookiemeister said:
party_pants said:
wookiemeister said:
Can any one tell me how many sick days Australians take??
No.
Well think about this if it costs everyone 6 bucks to take a sick day, times that by the number of people needing doctors certificatesThey’ll make billions
No. I refuse to think about it, I have more pressing matters to think about.
party_pants said:
JudgeMental said:
pot plant p_p….hmmmmm similarity there.
We should tell the fuckers to bring their own pot plants if they want any.
That’s what they told Schapelle Corby, and look what happened.
The G20 reminds me of when a place i worked at had a big meeting of all the managers to discuss the organisation’s ‘problems’.
As someone said, “lob a dozen hand grenades in there, and the problems will be solved pretty quick”.
wookiemeister said:
Talking of goose stepping tony and Campbell are creating a militia for the “ G20”Will most likely be made of the usual suspects, simpletons, fools etc
Where do i sign up, when do i get a gun, and who can i shoot?
party_pants said:
wookiemeister said:
party_pants said:No.
Well think about this if it costs everyone 6 bucks to take a sick day, times that by the number of people needing doctors certificatesThey’ll make billions
No. I refuse to think about it, I have more pressing matters to think about.
captain_spalding said:
wookiemeister said:
Talking of goose stepping tony and Campbell are creating a militia for the “ G20”Will most likely be made of the usual suspects, simpletons, fools etc
Where do i sign up, when do i get a gun, and who can i shoot?
Centrelink.
The day before
The foreign professional protesters that will no doubt arrive in their droves on trouble-maker visas.
We’ve had an Olympics, we’ve got a Commonwealth Games coming, the G20 is just around the corner, and we’ve always got the Indy cars and the F1, and the various Institutes of Playing Games Sport.
I wonder what else we can find to piss away vast amounts of taxpayer funds on?
captain_spalding said:
We’ve had an Olympics, we’ve got a Commonwealth Games coming, the G20 is just around the corner, and we’ve always got the Indy cars and the F1, and the various Institutes ofPlaying GamesSport.I wonder what else we can find to piss away vast amounts of taxpayer funds on?
We spent $45 million on bidding for the soccer World Cup.
party_pants said:
captain_spalding said:
We’ve had an Olympics, we’ve got a Commonwealth Games coming, the G20 is just around the corner, and we’ve always got the Indy cars and the F1, and the various Institutes ofPlaying GamesSport.I wonder what else we can find to piss away vast amounts of taxpayer funds on?
We spent $45 million on bidding for the soccer World Cup.
See, that’s just what i want. I want something i can propose to the government, and have them lavishly fund my ‘efforts’ at achieving it, but something which is ultimately futile, so that i don’t have to actually come up with any worthwhile result when the money’s all gone. Like Mel Brooks’ ‘The Producers’, but i have to make sure that no-one decides to take it up as an ‘ironic’ cause.
party_pants said:
captain_spalding said:
We’ve had an Olympics, we’ve got a Commonwealth Games coming, the G20 is just around the corner, and we’ve always got the Indy cars and the F1, and the various Institutes ofPlaying GamesSport.I wonder what else we can find to piss away vast amounts of taxpayer funds on?
We spent $45 million on bidding for the soccer World Cup.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPFjToKuZQM