Date: 19/07/2014 00:00:11
From: AwesomeO
ID: 561953
Subject: Why do humans smell so bad?

It struck me that cows, cats, dogs and horses don’t have regular showers. But you can tell if a human has not showered for a week. Is it species specific sensitivity, omnivore or carnivore diets?

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Date: 19/07/2014 00:00:58
From: party_pants
ID: 561954
Subject: re: Why do humans smell so bad?

bacteria

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Date: 19/07/2014 00:01:48
From: furious
ID: 561955
Subject: re: Why do humans smell so bad?

Seriously? Dirty dogs smell like shite! And there is no such thing as a clean cow. At least cats clean themselves… After a fashion…

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Date: 19/07/2014 00:03:38
From: party_pants
ID: 561956
Subject: re: Why do humans smell so bad?

party_pants said:


bacteria

that feed on our sweat.

other animals don’t sweat as much as us to keep cool.

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Date: 19/07/2014 00:03:41
From: stumpy_seahorse
ID: 561957
Subject: re: Why do humans smell so bad?

AwesomeO said:


It struck me that cows, cats, dogs and horses don’t have regular showers. But you can tell if a human has not showered for a week. Is it species specific sensitivity, omnivore or carnivore diets?

Before i go out anywhere, i like to take a ‘smellfie’… a quick sniff of the armpits to make sure i don’t smell too bad

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Date: 19/07/2014 00:03:51
From: AwesomeO
ID: 561958
Subject: re: Why do humans smell so bad?

party_pants said:


bacteria

I guess so but why our aversion to particular bacteria? Herbivore and carnivore shit smells different and offensive to us? Genetic memory?

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Date: 19/07/2014 00:06:51
From: AwesomeO
ID: 561959
Subject: re: Why do humans smell so bad?

furious said:


Seriously? Dirty dogs smell like shite! And there is no such thing as a clean cow. At least cats clean themselves… After a fashion…

Cows smell okay, b ut yeah a house can get a doggy smell but would It be worse than living 15 years with someone who never washed?

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Date: 19/07/2014 00:08:38
From: furious
ID: 561961
Subject: re: Why do humans smell so bad?

Try not washing a dog for 15 years and you might find your answer…

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Date: 19/07/2014 00:13:28
From: AwesomeO
ID: 561963
Subject: re: Why do humans smell so bad?

furious said:

  • Cows smell okay, b ut yeah a house can get a doggy smell but would It be worse than living 15 years with someone who never washed?

Try not washing a dog for 15 years and you might find your answer…

How about a dog and a human for a week. I reckon you would think the human smells worse than the dog.

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Date: 19/07/2014 00:14:26
From: morrie
ID: 561964
Subject: re: Why do humans smell so bad?

AwesomeO said:


furious said:

Seriously? Dirty dogs smell like shite! And there is no such thing as a clean cow. At least cats clean themselves… After a fashion…

Cows smell okay, b ut yeah a house can get a doggy smell but would It be worse than living 15 years with someone who never washed?


I am sure that in the past this was common. I think that people in Tibet don’t wash too often IIRC.

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Date: 19/07/2014 00:14:40
From: transition
ID: 561965
Subject: re: Why do humans smell so bad?

>It struck me that cows, cats, dogs and horses don’t have regular showers. But you can tell if a human has not showered for a week. Is it species specific sensitivity, omnivore or carnivore diets?

How much humans smell depends on the individual (a lot), state of health likely, how much a person sweats, clothes worn (if changed, and how often), diet likely, and more. Also what people don’t like of each others odours depends on the receiver, and the relationship or potential relationship between the two. The context of exposure/s is also a powerful factor.

Showering is not the only method of cleaning the body (or smelly parts of), there be baths, flannels, Baby Wipes etc.

One of the smelliest things can be feet that have had shoes around them, and shoes/boots etc.

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Date: 19/07/2014 00:15:44
From: Bubblecar
ID: 561966
Subject: re: Why do humans smell so bad?

stumpy_seahorse said:


Before i go out anywhere, i like to take a ‘smellfie’… a quick sniff of the armpits to make sure i don’t smell too bad

That might be the first recorded instance of the term “smellfie”. Expect an interview with the Oxford Dictionary in a decade or so.

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Date: 19/07/2014 00:16:13
From: PermeateFree
ID: 561967
Subject: re: Why do humans smell so bad?

furious said:

  • Cows smell okay, b ut yeah a house can get a doggy smell but would It be worse than living 15 years with someone who never washed?

Try not washing a dog for 15 years and you might find your answer…

Not helped by the dog perfume they can harvest from an apparently benign paddock.

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Date: 19/07/2014 00:17:00
From: transition
ID: 561968
Subject: re: Why do humans smell so bad?

On a related note, the contraceptive pill may alter a woman’s smell and what she likes of a man, altering mate choice.

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Date: 19/07/2014 00:18:39
From: AwesomeO
ID: 561971
Subject: re: Why do humans smell so bad?

morrie said:


AwesomeO said:

furious said:

Seriously? Dirty dogs smell like shite! And there is no such thing as a clean cow. At least cats clean themselves… After a fashion…

Cows smell okay, b ut yeah a house can get a doggy smell but would It be worse than living 15 years with someone who never washed?


I am sure that in the past this was common. I think that people in Tibet don’t wash too often IIRC.

Indeed,I understand that the western daily shower with perfumed soaps is new . Maybe we were smelly but cleanliness he always been valued. Many ancient texts refer to the desirability of white teeth and sweet breath.

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Date: 19/07/2014 00:18:47
From: morrie
ID: 561972
Subject: re: Why do humans smell so bad?

morrie said:


AwesomeO said:

furious said:

Seriously? Dirty dogs smell like shite! And there is no such thing as a clean cow. At least cats clean themselves… After a fashion…

Cows smell okay, b ut yeah a house can get a doggy smell but would It be worse than living 15 years with someone who never washed?


I am sure that in the past this was common. I think that people in Tibet don’t wash too often IIRC.


from a trekking guide “Tibetan women don’t usually wash their bodies except during an annual bathing ritual”

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Date: 19/07/2014 00:19:47
From: PermeateFree
ID: 561973
Subject: re: Why do humans smell so bad?

Cows are renown for their flatulence, so probably best to periodically walk away.

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Date: 19/07/2014 00:20:55
From: stumpy_seahorse
ID: 561974
Subject: re: Why do humans smell so bad?

morrie said:


morrie said:

AwesomeO said:

Cows smell okay, b ut yeah a house can get a doggy smell but would It be worse than living 15 years with someone who never washed?


I am sure that in the past this was common. I think that people in Tibet don’t wash too often IIRC.


from a trekking guide “Tibetan women don’t usually wash their bodies except during an annual bathing ritual”

“where do you wash?”
“in the spring”
“i said where.. not when…”

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Date: 19/07/2014 00:23:36
From: AwesomeO
ID: 561975
Subject: re: Why do humans smell so bad?

I do smelfies as well. I will kill myself having a shower before seeing a doctor. One thing I am conscious I am smelly and don’t want to subject the doctor, and the other, healthy people don’t realise what an effort a shower is. It’s frigging huge,

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Date: 19/07/2014 00:26:59
From: morrie
ID: 561976
Subject: re: Why do humans smell so bad?

Even more dramatic than not washing perhaps is the Aboriginal practice, reported at first encounter in Sydney, of covering their bodies in fish oil and having pieces of fish in their hair to generate oil.

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Date: 19/07/2014 00:28:14
From: Witty Rejoinder
ID: 561977
Subject: re: Why do humans smell so bad?

AwesomeO said:


I do smelfies as well. I will kill myself having a shower before seeing a doctor. One thing I am conscious I am smelly and don’t want to subject the doctor, and the other, healthy people don’t realise what an effort a shower is. It’s frigging huge,

You’re saying showering is difficult when you’re down and out? Too weak to stand?

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Date: 19/07/2014 00:28:16
From: stumpy_seahorse
ID: 561978
Subject: re: Why do humans smell so bad?

morrie said:


Even more dramatic than not washing perhaps is the Aboriginal practice, reported at first encounter in Sydney, of covering their bodies in fish oil and having pieces of fish in their hair to generate oil.

sounds fishy…

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Date: 19/07/2014 00:30:04
From: AwesomeO
ID: 561979
Subject: re: Why do humans smell so bad?

morrie said:


Even more dramatic than not washing perhaps is the Aboriginal practice, reported at first encounter in Sydney, of covering their bodies in fish oil and having pieces of fish in their hair to generate oil.

Native Americans considered Europeans to be incredibly and offensively smelly. I guess you get used to it.

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Date: 19/07/2014 00:30:48
From: transition
ID: 561980
Subject: re: Why do humans smell so bad?

>…healthy people don’t realise what an effort a shower is. It’s frigging huge,

>>You’re saying showering is difficult when you’re down and out? Too weak to stand?

I understood it as code for deviant obsessive willy washer, WR.

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Date: 19/07/2014 00:31:54
From: party_pants
ID: 561981
Subject: re: Why do humans smell so bad?

AwesomeO said:


morrie said:

Even more dramatic than not washing perhaps is the Aboriginal practice, reported at first encounter in Sydney, of covering their bodies in fish oil and having pieces of fish in their hair to generate oil.

Native Americans considered Europeans to be incredibly and offensively smelly. I guess you get used to it.

Viet Cong used to say they could smell their deodorant and mints metres away.

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Date: 19/07/2014 00:32:21
From: PermeateFree
ID: 561982
Subject: re: Why do humans smell so bad?

morrie said:


Even more dramatic than not washing perhaps is the Aboriginal practice, reported at first encounter in Sydney, of covering their bodies in fish oil and having pieces of fish in their hair to generate oil.

Animal fat is also commonly used.

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Date: 19/07/2014 00:34:25
From: Witty Rejoinder
ID: 561984
Subject: re: Why do humans smell so bad?

AwesomeO said:


morrie said:

Even more dramatic than not washing perhaps is the Aboriginal practice, reported at first encounter in Sydney, of covering their bodies in fish oil and having pieces of fish in their hair to generate oil.

Native Americans considered Europeans to be incredibly and offensively smelly. I guess you get used to it.

Apparently it’s all the dairy products we eat. Gives off a certain stench that we have apparently got used to.

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Date: 19/07/2014 00:34:48
From: AwesomeO
ID: 561985
Subject: re: Why do humans smell so bad?

Witty Rejoinder said:


AwesomeO said:

I do smelfies as well. I will kill myself having a shower before seeing a doctor. One thing I am conscious I am smelly and don’t want to subject the doctor, and the other, healthy people don’t realise what an effort a shower is. It’s frigging huge,

You’re saying showering is difficult when you’re down and out? Too weak to stand?

Yep. Tis one of the first indications of illness is lapsing of hygiene, it is extraordinary the effort required in a shower. Knocks shit out of you.
.

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Date: 19/07/2014 00:40:08
From: party_pants
ID: 561987
Subject: re: Why do humans smell so bad?

AwesomeO said:


Witty Rejoinder said:

AwesomeO said:

I do smelfies as well. I will kill myself having a shower before seeing a doctor. One thing I am conscious I am smelly and don’t want to subject the doctor, and the other, healthy people don’t realise what an effort a shower is. It’s frigging huge,

You’re saying showering is difficult when you’re down and out? Too weak to stand?

Yep. Tis one of the first indications of illness is lapsing of hygiene, it is extraordinary the effort required in a shower. Knocks shit out of you.
.

need a plastic stool and flexible hose perhaps?

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Date: 19/07/2014 00:41:46
From: stumpy_seahorse
ID: 561988
Subject: re: Why do humans smell so bad?

party_pants said:


AwesomeO said:

Witty Rejoinder said:

You’re saying showering is difficult when you’re down and out? Too weak to stand?

Yep. Tis one of the first indications of illness is lapsing of hygiene, it is extraordinary the effort required in a shower. Knocks shit out of you.
.

need a plastic stool and flexible hose perhaps?

i have to have baths..
showers on 1 leg are just too difficult

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Date: 19/07/2014 01:22:46
From: SCIENCE
ID: 562017
Subject: re: Why do humans smell so bad?

it’s the clothes

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Date: 19/07/2014 01:25:28
From: Bubblecar
ID: 562021
Subject: re: Why do humans smell so bad?

SCIENCE said:


it’s the clothes

Aye. People who wear very little and spend most of their time outdoors probably don’t smell too bad even if they seldom wash.

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Date: 20/07/2014 11:04:02
From: mollwollfumble
ID: 562479
Subject: re: Why do humans smell so bad?

furious said:


Seriously? Dirty dogs smell like shite! And there is no such thing as a clean cow. At least cats clean themselves… After a fashion…

In total agreement with furious. As for cats, you can almost always tell by the smell whether there is a cat living in any house.

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Date: 11/08/2014 11:25:27
From: roughbarked
ID: 574568
Subject: re: Why do humans smell so bad?

Which animals consume shit their systems don’t need or can cope with?

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Date: 11/08/2014 11:28:24
From: Cymek
ID: 574570
Subject: re: Why do humans smell so bad?

Processed food may contribute to our bad smell.
The people released from weekend detention really smell so much so it hangs around in the air many minutes after they have left

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Date: 11/08/2014 11:31:29
From: roughbarked
ID: 574571
Subject: re: Why do humans smell so bad?

Cymek said:


Processed food may contribute to our bad smell.
The people released from weekend detention really smell so much so it hangs around in the air many minutes after they have left

Brings back to mind the time on a slim racing dog bus, I travelled to Proserpine which took almost 24 hours. I had purchased a new set of sneakers before I departed but by the time I arrived, the smell of whatever they used to clean the loo could never be removed from ad-didas.

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Date: 11/08/2014 11:34:21
From: Cymek
ID: 574572
Subject: re: Why do humans smell so bad?

I’ve lost count of how many religions and various derivatives of same religion claim theirs is the one and true religion. I read a story about the chances of your religion being the right one assuming any are right is 1 in 10,000 or more. The correct religion could be one from the past, past or as yet unmade-up

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Date: 11/08/2014 11:34:59
From: roughbarked
ID: 574573
Subject: re: Why do humans smell so bad?

Cymek said:


I’ve lost count of how many religions and various derivatives of same religion claim theirs is the one and true religion. I read a story about the chances of your religion being the right one assuming any are right is 1 in 10,000 or more. The correct religion could be one from the past, past or as yet unmade-up

So., religions are smelly human stuff?

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Date: 11/08/2014 11:35:45
From: Cymek
ID: 574576
Subject: re: Why do humans smell so bad?

roughbarked said:


Cymek said:

I’ve lost count of how many religions and various derivatives of same religion claim theirs is the one and true religion. I read a story about the chances of your religion being the right one assuming any are right is 1 in 10,000 or more. The correct religion could be one from the past, past or as yet unmade-up

So., religions are smelly human stuff?

That does work

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Date: 11/08/2014 11:36:32
From: roughbarked
ID: 574577
Subject: re: Why do humans smell so bad?

Cymek said:


roughbarked said:

Cymek said:

I’ve lost count of how many religions and various derivatives of same religion claim theirs is the one and true religion. I read a story about the chances of your religion being the right one assuming any are right is 1 in 10,000 or more. The correct religion could be one from the past, past or as yet unmade-up

So., religions are smelly human stuff?

That does work

It was just a thought, mind.. ;)

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