I have got the squitters something fierce over the last few days, could shit through the eye of a needle at 50 paces, is there a real virulent bug going around atm?

Watchoo bin eating?

Bubblecar said:

Watchoo bin eating?

No great change of diet, or selection of eating places, just blam splattered bowl.

its been going through the country for the last two months

it hit qld two months ago, vomiting, diarrhoea, it wiped out a local golf club with the flu on top of it about 4 weeks ago

its highly contagious

wookiemeister said:

its been going through the country for the last two months

it hit qld two months ago, vomiting, diarrhoea, it wiped out a local golf club with the flu on top of it about 4 weeks ago

its highly contagious

Wonder how it is carried? haven’t been in contact with anyone else who has had it?

bob(from black rock) said:

Wonder how it is carried? haven’t been in contact with anyone else who has had it?

How do you know that?

bob(from black rock) said:

wookiemeister said:

its been going through the country for the last two months

it hit qld two months ago, vomiting, diarrhoea, it wiped out a local golf club with the flu on top of it about 4 weeks ago

its highly contagious

Wonder how it is carried? haven’t been in contact with anyone else who has had it?

word of mouth

I rarely go anywhere except the local village shops etc, but still manage to catch various wogs now & then.

Divine Angel said:

bob(from black rock) said:

Wonder how it is carried? haven’t been in contact with anyone else who has had it?

How do you know that?

Good question, I don’t, but I haven’t heard any of my personal contacts mention it.

Would eating Plaster of Paris or Portland Cement help any?

bob(from black rock) said:

Would eating Plaster of Paris or Portland Cement help any?

Sure, if you want to start vomiting your poo.

bob(from black rock) said:

Would eating Plaster of Paris or Portland Cement help any?

You’d risk blocking both:

a) Your personal plumbing
b) Your household plumbing

bob(from black rock) said:

Would eating Plaster of Paris or Portland Cement help any?

you’d shit bricks if i told you

bob(from black rock) said:

Would eating Plaster of Paris or Portland Cement help any?

Muesli might help

CrazyNeutrino said:

bob(from black rock) said:

Would eating Plaster of Paris or Portland Cement help any?

Muesli might help

Well I usually have a bowl of it every morning for breccy, with red grape juice on it in place of milk.

faecal matter on the hands

at work the significant other got it from dopey idiot that works near her. this person had gone and cleaned the toilets without gloves and then returned without cleaning her hands – she had her hands all over the desk area and spread it to anyone that worked behind desks. this was then brought back home where I caught it from door handles and the like I’d say.

babies can have a vaccine that protects them from such problems, adults can’t have it because it buggers up their bowels I think.

its people going to the toilet not washing their hands that spreads it

I’m surprised I’m not constantly sick with the amount of grubby people around here. Two seconds under running water is not washing your hands.

Also, a woman infected with Ebola is on the loose…

Divine Angel said:

Also, a woman infected with Ebola is on the loose…

In the centre?

Hope not. All I can see is the Great Unwashed on their way back from Splendour in the Grass.

Divine Angel said:

Also, a woman infected with Ebola is on the loose…

They found her and she’s now dead.

jjjust moi said:

Divine Angel said:

Also, a woman infected with Ebola is on the loose…

They found her and she’s now dead.

Did diarrhoea kill her?

jjjust moi said:

Divine Angel said:

Also, a woman infected with Ebola is on the loose…

They found her and she’s now dead.

she returned to the hospital – they probably just pumped her full of strong sedative and that finished her off – it stops her running off again

Divine Angel said:

Also, a woman infected with Ebola is on the loose…

Is the diarrhoea bloody?

bob(from black rock) said:

jjjust moi said:

Divine Angel said:

Also, a woman infected with Ebola is on the loose…

They found her and she’s now dead.

Did diarrhoea kill her?

Well… Ebola tends to make your organs disintegrate and flow freely through all your orifices.

apparently if you die in hospital in most cases they’ll not do a post mortem on you if they are sure of what killed you

wookiemeister said:

apparently if you die in hospital in most cases they’ll not do a post mortem on you if they are sure of what killed you

Or if you’ve been under medical care in the past three months. But not like, say I went to the dr for varicose veins and I die in my sleep from asphyxiation 2 months later.

Divine Angel said:

Hope not. All I can see is the Great Unwashed on their way back from Splendour in the Grass.

Why dont they call it Great Unwashed in the Grass

CrazyNeutrino said:

Divine Angel said:

Hope not. All I can see is the Great Unwashed on their way back from Splendour in the Grass.

Why dont they call it Great Unwashed in the Grass

When it was at Woodford it was nicknamed Hippies in the Mud. Now it’s just Hipsters on the Grass nudge nudge wink wink.

daughter got it today from bunch kids staying with them, she if not very well at all.

transition said:

daughter got it today from bunch kids staying with them, she if not very well at all.

it is always flowing somewhere. :(