HUMOUR FOR LEXOPHILES – We know who you are !!!!!!!
I wondered why the golfball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He’s all right now.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
The thief, who also stole a calendar, got twelve months.
Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.
We’ll never run out of math teachers because they continue to multiply.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
The professor discovered that his earthquake theory was on shaky Ground.
Dead batteries were given out free of charge.
Caution: If you take a laptop computer when you are out for a run, you could jog your memory.
The dentist and the manicurist fought tooth and nail.
A will is a dead giveaway .
In a democracy it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism, it’s your Count that votes.
With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I’ll show you A-flat miner.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.
A calendar’s days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted: ‘Taint yours, and ‘taint mine.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
Once you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.
If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
Acupuncture: a jab well done.