You could increase sales by temporarily providing soft drink and food named after films

Apocalypse now – an apocalyptic marriage of cheese, grease, sugar and treated beef to make the worlds favourite long shelf lifed burger

Jumping jack flash ( movie/song) – some sort of Mexican chilli product

Kick ass – soft drink

Deliverance – another product with chilli in it that may require hospitalisation after eating

This food/ drink will if course have their own app and twitter account

The product becomes like a personality

Like Slurms Mackenzie

Toasted products could have QR codes toasted into them

Maybe you could have a toilet cleaner called apocalypse now! ?

I use apocalypse now on my toilet

Smells like victory

Or you could have fly killer called

The terminator – with the robot on the front to reinforce its effectiveness

You could have a brand of sneakers called “ my left foot”

An employment agency called “ trading places”

Edward scissor hands – hair dresser

I would have thought Kick ass would be better than goldfinger for toilet paper that is.

roughbarked said:

I would have thought Kick ass would be better than goldfinger for toilet paper that is.

I agree kick ass is a better name for toilet paper

wookiemeister said:

An employment agency called “ trading places”

Edward scissor hands – hair dresser

and do you think there may be copyright infingements with your “plan”?

Skynet

Golden brown – bakery

Seem to remember from the 50’s “Drinking rum and Coca Cola”?

Here ya go, www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGxL2uNr7bk

Days of thunder – Baked beans

There are a lot of songs featuring brand names that have often been paid for as an advertisement.

Compare this film clip with this make-up ad

Divine Angel said:

There are a lot of songs featuring brand names that have often been paid for as an advertisement.

Compare this film clip with this make-up ad

Or “Come away with me Lucile in my merry Oldsmobile”

Kingy said:

Days of thunder – Baked beans

gone with the wind

Who gives a shit

dv said:

Who gives a shit

The word, my good man is…sss sugar.

wookiemeister said:

roughbarked said:

I would have thought Kick ass would be better than goldfinger for toilet paper that is.

I agree kick ass is a better name for toilet paper

Captain Kirk toilet paper, we also fight Cling-ons

Cymek said:

wookiemeister said:

roughbarked said:

I would have thought Kick ass would be better than goldfinger for toilet paper that is.

I agree kick ass is a better name for toilet paper

Captain Kirk toilet paper, we also fight Cling-ons

Dalek for antiseptic. It eliminates doctors.

Tamb said:

Cymek said:

wookiemeister said:

I agree kick ass is a better name for toilet paper

Captain Kirk toilet paper, we also fight Cling-ons

Dalek for antiseptic. It eliminates doctors.

I’ve found that Dalek’s record for eliminating doctors isn’t quite up to the advertising

roughbarked said:

Tamb said:

Cymek said:

Captain Kirk toilet paper, we also fight Cling-ons

Dalek for antiseptic. It eliminates doctors.

I’ve found that Dalek’s record for eliminating doctors isn’t quite up to the advertising

Read the small print. Will remove up to 98% of non-tardis owning doctors.

Tamb said:

roughbarked said:

Tamb said:

Dalek for antiseptic. It eliminates doctors.

I’ve found that Dalek’s record for eliminating doctors isn’t quite up to the advertising

Read the small print. Will remove up to 98% of non-tardis owning doctors.

:)

I had a dream I was using a washing machine where the wash cycle names had been changed for movie stars / coolio sounding names

one wash cycle was just known as “Jackson” (Samuel Jackson )

another cycle was known as ‘ICE”

it would be confusing but cool