Oz is batting but who won the toss?

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ok, time for the second session.

polite applause for Australia’s 3rd favourite Chris

hmmmn :(

might go and do something useful.

FUCK

buck and fummer!

FUCK

Watson is pants

just to reiterate…

Watson is pants

Jesus – Ritchie Benaud looks old.

I mean he was already old when I started watching the cricket as a kid, but now he looks really old.

FUCK

sibeen said:

FUCK

I’m getting a deja vu vibe here…

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Neophyte said:

sibeen said:

FUCK

I’m getting a deja vu vibe here…

Have you tried taking charcoal?

STUMPS SUMMARY

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Watson is pants

Haddin is underpants

Nasty-looking strike on the monster for Warner. Hope he’s OK.

8-(

Rule 303 said:

Nasty-looking strike on the monster for Warner. Hope he’s OK.

8-(

It’ll rub out

Smith 1000/100

Onya

FUCK

You wouldn’t want to be in the trenches with this Indian side.

FUCK

It’s good to hear The Phantoms dulcet tones once more.

Not sure what’s happening wit the test as its raining and our to reception cuts out in the rain

I think that Gay F L should be frog marched out of all cricket grounds and the grounds should be returned to cricket with proper pitches that have unique characteristics not these gay drop in pitches.
Grounds with nice big grassed areas and spreading shade trees like the grounds they have in England, South Africa, New Zealand and Sweden.

they don’t seem to be attacking the tail-ennders, are they hoping they will get themselves out slogging?

Peak Warming Man said:

I think that Gay F L should be frog marched out of all cricket grounds and the grounds should be returned to cricket with proper pitches that have unique characteristics not these gay drop in pitches.
Grounds with nice big grassed areas and spreading shade trees like the grounds they have in England, South Africa, New Zealand and Sweden.

The WACA operates on that model, and while the pitch has mythical status, the ground is a complete shit-hole for the spectators.

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Smith

Smith the Worthy!

party_pants said:

Smith

Smith the Worthy!

His career can only go in one direction now.

Peak Warming Man said:

party_pants said:

Smith

Smith the Worthy!

His career can only go in one direction now.

I’ve always said he was going to be a great player.

FUCK

bother

Seems like Dr Dre owns cricinfo now… getting a hundred popups for Beats By Dre

U. Seems like Dr Dre owns cricinfo now… getting a hundred popups for Beats By Dre

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Didn’t need to be doing that. But a great captain’s innings all the same.

Rash shot from Smith but 192 is not too shabby

:)

Ian said:

Rash shot from Smith but 192 is not too shabby

:)

I reckon he’ll end up re-thinking that end game. If he’d taken the single and Hazelwood got out for a duck the next ball, the final innings score would’ve been 531 with Smith 193*.

FUCK OFF

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sibeen said:

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Bout time

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yay

They have a very fragile tail, it’s not very functional and will probably be discarded further along the evolutionary line.

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Resuming – after luncheon and rain…

Beatle’s Song is bowling.

Watson: Ishant Sharma’s going to get you…

Michael V said:

Watson: Ishant Sharma’s going to get you…

Hehe.

Michael V said:

Watson: Ishant Sharma’s going to get you…

too late, he’s gone.

Smith for 14.

Bummer.

Michael V said:

Smith for 14.

Bummer.

Ox 3/131 about 200 ahead.

Those three balls from Ashwin were really good cricket. Bye bye Rogers.

India not without a chance here if they get three quick wickets.

dv said:

India not without a chance here if they get three quick wickets.

Smiff should declare and play for the win.

What’s the weather forecast?

Ah, I see play is halted already due to rain.

dv said:

What’s the weather forecast?

It’s Melbourne, no one knows

dv said:

India not without a chance here if they get three quick wickets.

True.

Bright sunshine now

They’re not playing for runs :(

Dropbear said:

They’re not playing for runs :(

madness.

roughbarked said:

Dropbear said:

They’re not playing for runs :(

madness.

Playing for a draw is unaustralian :)

Dropbear said:

roughbarked said:

Dropbear said:

They’re not playing for runs :(

madness.

Playing for a draw is unaustralian :)

there is that.

SHAZBOT!!

Inserts swear word at random time in thread even when not watching the cricked

jeez… is no one on duty here?…

FUCK OFF

FUCK OFF

Fuck off Kohli!

Soft P

Fuck off

That ball moved

Fuck off

All fuck off

And we wins the BG trophy :)

Ian said:

All fuck off

And we wins the BG trophy :)

disappointing end

stumpy_seahorse said:

Ian said:

All fuck off

And we wins the BG trophy :)

disappointing end

I’m not disappointed at all. 4 match series and after 3 matches Australia are 2 wins and 1 draw. India can’t win or even level the series. We win the trophy!

party_pants said:

stumpy_seahorse said:

Ian said:

All fuck off

And we wins the BG trophy :)

disappointing end

I’m not disappointed at all. 4 match series and after 3 matches Australia are 2 wins and 1 draw. India can’t win or even level the series. We win the trophy!

wouldn’t have wanted to pay money for a ticket though..

called it a bit early I reckon.

Bad role model for the kiddies…

stumpy_seahorse said:

Ian said:

All fuck off

And we wins the BG trophy :)

disappointing end

Yep. smith declared late.

stumpy_seahorse said:

party_pants said:

stumpy_seahorse said:

disappointing end

I’m not disappointed at all. 4 match series and after 3 matches Australia are 2 wins and 1 draw. India can’t win or even level the series. We win the trophy!

wouldn’t have wanted to pay money for a ticket though..

called it a bit early I reckon.

Bad role model for the kiddies…

Tickets were around half price at $20 today, after Tea they open the gates.

Dropbear said:

stumpy_seahorse said:

Ian said:

All fuck off

And we wins the BG trophy :)

disappointing end

Yep. smith declared late.

Yeah, maybe. A draw is always anticlimactic but you can see his reasoning.

Ian said:

Dropbear said:

stumpy_seahorse said:

disappointing end

Yep. smith declared late.

Yeah, maybe. A draw is always anticlimactic but you can see his reasoning.

when I were a lad, we played to the death knock, none of this..

“oh, we’re not gonna try to beat you, you’re not gonna beat us.. let’s hit the showers early…”

stumpy_seahorse said:

Ian said:

Dropbear said:

Yep. smith declared late.

Yeah, maybe. A draw is always anticlimactic but you can see his reasoning.

when I were a lad, we played to the death knock, none of this..

“oh, we’re not gonna try to beat you, you’re not gonna beat us.. let’s hit the showers early…”

it’s always been that matches heading for a draw can be called off half an hour early by agreement between the captains. There was only 4 overs left, so at the allotted 4 minutes per over, Smith played on for 14 minutes longer than he could have.

party_pants said:

stumpy_seahorse said:

Ian said:

Yeah, maybe. A draw is always anticlimactic but you can see his reasoning.

when I were a lad, we played to the death knock, none of this..

“oh, we’re not gonna try to beat you, you’re not gonna beat us.. let’s hit the showers early…”

it’s always been that matches heading for a draw can be called off half an hour early by agreement between the captains. There was only 4 overs left, so at the allotted 4 minutes per over, Smith played on for 14 minutes longer than he could have.

pfft… Smith…

Pup would’ve played it out

stumpy_seahorse said:

party_pants said:

stumpy_seahorse said:

when I were a lad, we played to the death knock, none of this..

“oh, we’re not gonna try to beat you, you’re not gonna beat us.. let’s hit the showers early…”

it’s always been that matches heading for a draw can be called off half an hour early by agreement between the captains. There was only 4 overs left, so at the allotted 4 minutes per over, Smith played on for 14 minutes longer than he could have.

pfft… Smith…

Pup would’ve played it out

That’s Smith The Worthy to you…

party_pants said:

stumpy_seahorse said:

party_pants said:

it’s always been that matches heading for a draw can be called off half an hour early by agreement between the captains. There was only 4 overs left, so at the allotted 4 minutes per over, Smith played on for 14 minutes longer than he could have.

pfft… Smith…

Pup would’ve played it out

That’s Smith The Nancy-boy to you…

*fixed

MS Dhoni has retired with immediate effect. Kholi to captain the last test.

big scalp for Smith ;)

party_pants said:

MS Dhoni has retired with immediate effect. Kholi to captain the last test.

big scalp for Smith ;)

Interesting. Kohli’s a bloody good bat and should make a good captain..

the arrogant little shit

MS Dohni sounds like a font name

Dropbear said:

MS Dohni sounds like a font name

Lol.

I’m going to pinch that

party_pants said:

Dropbear said:

MS Dohni sounds like a font name

Lol.

I’m going to pinch that

first you need a font.