Now that I have defined where my digestion of standard theory began putting things into focus I can supply that which I would consider as my only “pet theory”. The ones I have supplied in order to clarify my own confusion are certainly not ones I would have preferred to study.

Anyway, it is my conclusion that the smart one feels when one is slapped across the face is the reconnection of the magnetic seperation applied by accelerating one surface against another. It is for this reason that I believe Bavarian slap dancing is as good as earthquake mitigation. It is for this reason that I would condone the yearly calculation of individually accrued debt into slap value and have this settled yearly at Oktoberfest.

In my consideration music is also an earthquake mitigator. More importantly the elastic boundaries defined by note selection are the only resolution to what might be considered an atmosphere quake.

In consideration of these factors I would also condone legislating that should a woman find cause to slap a man the most appropriate manner for him to respond is to play music.

Still think The Monty Python fish slapping is by far the most artistic of all dance moves.

bob(from black rock) said:

Still think The Monty Python fish slapping is by far the most artistic of all dance moves.

If an individual were deep in debt providing fish to slap with may mitigate against deep bruising. I think a lobby should be commisioned and the Bavarians consulted on altering their custom to provide for human frailty…..

Postpocelipse said:

bob(from black rock) said:

Still think The Monty Python fish slapping is by far the most artistic of all dance moves.

If an individual were deep in debt providing fish to slap with may mitigate against deep bruising. I think a lobby should be commisioned and the Bavarians consulted on altering their custom to provide for human frailty…..

One would have to supply royalties to the Monty Python crew. Something off the top of Oktoberfest beer sales. Should provide capital for the establishment of a Monty Python Comedy Preservation institute.

Postpocelipse said:

Should provide capital for the establishment of a Monty Python Comedy Preservation institute.

That way they could afford to offer Argument Consultation permanently………

Postpocelipse said:

Postpocelipse said:

bob(from black rock) said:

Still think The Monty Python fish slapping is by far the most artistic of all dance moves.

If an individual were deep in debt providing fish to slap with may mitigate against deep bruising. I think a lobby should be commisioned and the Bavarians consulted on altering their custom to provide for human frailty…..

One would have to supply royalties to the Monty Python crew. Something off the top of Oktoberfest beer sales. Should provide capital for the establishment of a Monty Python Comedy Preservation institute.

Do they have suitable fish in Bavaria?

Postpocelipse said:

Postpocelipse said:

Should provide capital for the establishment of a Monty Python Comedy Preservation institute.

That way they could afford to offer Argument Consultation permanently………

No you couldn’t.

Tamb said:

Postpocelipse said:

Postpocelipse said:

If an individual were deep in debt providing fish to slap with may mitigate against deep bruising. I think a lobby should be commisioned and the Bavarians consulted on altering their custom to provide for human frailty…..

One would have to supply royalties to the Monty Python crew. Something off the top of Oktoberfest beer sales. Should provide capital for the establishment of a Monty Python Comedy Preservation institute.

Do they have suitable fish in Bavaria?

Don’t think so. The range of slapping fish must include Sole and other flatfish types. I expect this would be up to seashore economies to provide.

Tamb said:

Postpocelipse said:

Postpocelipse said:

Should provide capital for the establishment of a Monty Python Comedy Preservation institute.

That way they could afford to offer Argument Consultation permanently………

No you couldn’t.

Can you establish that definitively?

Postpocelipse said:

Tamb said:

Postpocelipse said:

One would have to supply royalties to the Monty Python crew. Something off the top of Oktoberfest beer sales. Should provide capital for the establishment of a Monty Python Comedy Preservation institute.

Do they have suitable fish in Bavaria?

Don’t think so. The range of slapping fish must include Sole and other flatfish types. I expect this would be up to seashore economies to provide.

So they would be sole suppliers?

Postpocelipse said:

Tamb said:

Postpocelipse said:

That way they could afford to offer Argument Consultation permanently………

No you couldn’t.

Can you establish that definitively?

No.

Tamb said:

Postpocelipse said:

Tamb said:

Do they have suitable fish in Bavaria?

Don’t think so. The range of slapping fish must include Sole and other flatfish types. I expect this would be up to seashore economies to provide.

So they would be sole suppliers?

Sole suppliers of cod walloping. Yes I believe so.

Tamb said:

Postpocelipse said:

Tamb said:

No you couldn’t.

Can you establish that definitively?

No.

Then it is an ongoing argument of the sort could only be resolved by the establishment of a Monty Python Institute is it not?

Postpocelipse said:

Tamb said:

Postpocelipse said:

Don’t think so. The range of slapping fish must include Sole and other flatfish types. I expect this would be up to seashore economies to provide.

So they would be sole suppliers?

Sole suppliers of cod walloping. Yes I believe so.

Cod Walloping. Isn’t that a village in South Yorkshire?

Tamb said:

Postpocelipse said:

Tamb said:

So they would be sole suppliers?

Sole suppliers of cod walloping. Yes I believe so.

Cod Walloping. Isn’t that a village in South Yorkshire?

Probably. Interesting folk the Yorkies.

Postpocelipse said:

Tamb said:

Postpocelipse said:

Don’t think so. The range of slapping fish must include Sole and other flatfish types. I expect this would be up to seashore economies to provide.

So they would be sole suppliers?

Sole suppliers of cod walloping. Yes I believe so.

If they are Sole suppliers, how about Flounder suppliers too?

bob(from black rock) said:

Postpocelipse said:

Tamb said:

So they would be sole suppliers?

Sole suppliers of cod walloping. Yes I believe so.

If they are Sole suppliers, how about Flounder suppliers too?

If you want to lose the argument you should bring your own fish!

Postpocelipse said:

Tamb said:

Postpocelipse said:

Can you establish that definitively?

No.

Then it is an ongoing argument of the sort could only be resolved by the establishment of a Monty Python Institute is it not?

No.
I’m just following the John Cleese method of disagreeing with everything said.

Tamb said:

Postpocelipse said:

Tamb said:

No.

Then it is an ongoing argument of the sort could only be resolved by the establishment of a Monty Python Institute is it not?

No.
I’m just following the John Cleese method of disagreeing with everything said.

The only answer to No is a question.

Postpocelipse said:

Tamb said:

Postpocelipse said:

Sole suppliers of cod walloping. Yes I believe so.

Cod Walloping. Isn’t that a village in South Yorkshire?

Probably. Interesting folk the Yorkies.

They have an evil roundabout just south of York. The signage directs the unwary down a one way road. It happened to me 3 times. Pure evil.

Postpocelipse said:

Tamb said:

Postpocelipse said:

Then it is an ongoing argument of the sort could only be resolved by the establishment of a Monty Python Institute is it not?

No.
I’m just following the John Cleese method of disagreeing with everything said.

The only answer to No is a question.

No it’s not.

Tamb said:

Postpocelipse said:

Tamb said:

Cod Walloping. Isn’t that a village in South Yorkshire?

Probably. Interesting folk the Yorkies.

They have an evil roundabout just south of York. The signage directs the unwary down a one way road. It happened to me 3 times. Pure evil.

Sounds like the sort of trap Yorkies would set. Remarkably similar to Mongolians in that regard.

Tamb said:

Postpocelipse said:

Tamb said:

No.
I’m just following the John Cleese method of disagreeing with everything said.

The only answer to No is a question.

No it’s not.

Are you sure about that?

Tamb said:

Postpocelipse said:

Tamb said:

No.
I’m just following the John Cleese method of disagreeing with everything said.

The only answer to No is a question.

No it’s not.

Yes one can make a statement but statements dissolve argument momentum where as questions accrue it.

Postpocelipse said:

Tamb said:

Postpocelipse said:

Probably. Interesting folk the Yorkies.

They have an evil roundabout just south of York. The signage directs the unwary down a one way road. It happened to me 3 times. Pure evil.

Sounds like the sort of trap Yorkies would set. Remarkably similar to Mongolians in that regard.

Especially the South Park variety.

Tamb said:

Postpocelipse said:

Tamb said:

They have an evil roundabout just south of York. The signage directs the unwary down a one way road. It happened to me 3 times. Pure evil.

Sounds like the sort of trap Yorkies would set. Remarkably similar to Mongolians in that regard.

Especially the South Park variety.

South Park Mongolians are still considered the highest ranked of the Mongolian military parade.

Carmen_Sandiego said:

Tamb said:

Postpocelipse said:

The only answer to No is a question.

No it’s not.

Are you sure about that?

No.

Postpocelipse said:

Tamb said:

Postpocelipse said:

The only answer to No is a question.

No it’s not.

Yes one can make a statement but statements dissolve argument momentum where as questions accrue it.

No they don’t.

Tamb said:

Postpocelipse said:

Tamb said:

No it’s not.

Yes one can make a statement but statements dissolve argument momentum where as questions accrue it.

No they don’t.

You aren’t raising children?