Tony Abbott said:

roughbarked said:

wookiemeister said:

what would the thunderbirds do ?

Install Tony Abbott.

_Look Mr Iranian Ambassador,,,, we both know our history and we’re both diplomats. Now you know how logic works right? You do what it takes to keep,,,,,,, err logicking right? Otherwise nothing makes sense and nobody has any logic to go around right? You wake up one morning and you realise you weren’t the only one who tricked someone into giving them head last night. Not a good look in the gallery and all,,, wiping your mates pubes off your chin. But anyway,,,, the point is that if you do what it takes to keep logicking long enough you become a winner. Which is what we have to chat about mate. We have to chat about,,,, winning. I don’t know how many times I’ll have to say it. This conversation is about winning. I can’t put it any other way.

Now it’s just you and I, this is how I see it. It’s a bit tough. Lifes hard and we all have to play the part we’re dealt. As a leader of a western country I’m in the awkward position to have to tell you what the ‘W’ in western means. It stands for “winners” mate. Yeah that’s right. If we’d lost the war and Hitler had ended up with the bomb we’d have had to knock the ‘w’ off ‘western’ and we’d be “Esterners”. You guys would only have half a grudge against ‘esterners’, if that’s what we had become. You might have to sympathise with our winning a bit more if you let that little tingler settle in and get your imagination going for just a bit.

So anyway. Logic. Winning Atomic Bomb. It’s that simple. It’s scientific method. It’s the vibe. Call it what you will. We’re winners cause we’ve already got the bomb and got to keep the w on our moniker and anyone who doesn’t already have a bomb is,,, I’m sorry to say,, a loser. We call it a Leaner in my circles, but put simply,,, Logic, Winners, Atomic Bomb. Logic…….. Winners………… and………………….. we have…. an atomic bomb. I could repeat myself again but I think you’ve got the point don’tcha loser? Consider ya’self shirt-fronted ya fukkin towel-head._ makes decisive exit

feel free to provide suggestions for spoof and sattire.

Postpocelipse said:

feel free to provide suggestions for spoof and sattire.

Some useful acronyms:
WWJD – what would Jesus do?
WWMT – what would Mozart think?
WWTTD – what would the Thunderbirds do?

mollwollfumble said:

Postpocelipse said:

feel free to provide suggestions for spoof and sattire.

Some useful acronyms:
WWJD – what would Jesus do?
WWMT – what would Mozart think?
WWTTD – what would the Thunderbirds do?

HERE LIETH THE STOOGE… 3 COMMANDMENTS.. .. . ..

Let the mirth, potentialled within these connundra, guide you in your quest to fulfill the OP of the thread. May Spock be your guide, Yoda your Counsel and Robin Williams your assembly of angels-slash-cohort of adversaries voices.

Cheech Whatchoo tokkin bout H2O Chong?

Chong Noo no! Not H2O man. That’s not it man. He2. Helium 2 is a souper-re-alative particle maaaaan! If it marries just the right electrons it’ll burrow a hole up it’s own arse and into it’s own special place in the vacuum, maan! And it makes your voice sound funny when you put some in your bong………. he hehe he eh he… hey wow… that’s called second sound you know, man…. like, helium’s some far-out wacky chute maaan…

Cheech Ifs’choo fuckin say so Chong

Postpocelipse said:

Cheech Whatchoo tokkin bout H2O Chong?

Chong Noo no! Not H2O man. That’s not it man. He2. Helium 2 is a souper-re-alative particle maaaaan! If it marries just the right electrons it’ll burrow a hole up it’s own arse and into it’s own special place in the vacuum, maan! And it makes your voice sound funny when you put some in your bong………. he hehe he eh he… hey wow… that’s called second sound you know, man…. like, helium’s some far-out wacky chute maaan…

Cheech Ifs’choo fuckin say so Chong

I know what Cheech and Chong are doing.

CrazyNeutrino said:

Postpocelipse said:

Cheech Whatchoo tokkin bout H2O Chong?

Chong Noo no! Not H2O man. That’s not it man. He2. Helium 2 is a souper-re-alative particle maaaaan! If it marries just the right electrons it’ll burrow a hole up it’s own arse and into it’s own special place in the vacuum, maan! And it makes your voice sound funny when you put some in your bong………. he hehe he eh he… hey wow… that’s called second sound you know, man…. like, helium’s some far-out wacky chute maaan…

Cheech Ifs’choo fuckin say so Chong

I know what Cheech and Chong are doing.

WWC&CS – What Would Cheech and Chong Think? ;)

Postpocelipse said:

CrazyNeutrino said:

Postpocelipse said:

Cheech Whatchoo tokkin bout H2O Chong?

Chong Noo no! Not H2O man. That’s not it man. He2. Helium 2 is a souper-re-alative particle maaaaan! If it marries just the right electrons it’ll burrow a hole up it’s own arse and into it’s own special place in the vacuum, maan! And it makes your voice sound funny when you put some in your bong………. he hehe he eh he… hey wow… that’s called second sound you know, man…. like, helium’s some far-out wacky chute maaan…

Cheech Ifs’choo fuckin say so Chong

I know what Cheech and Chong are doing.

WWC&CS – What Would Cheech and Chong Say? ;)

ooops. thinking is apparently mozarts capacity in this thread.

diddly-squat said:

I love how the govt is constantly fraiming it as though the general public is the problem…

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-02-25/morrison-says-welfare-change-necessary-but-introduced-slowly/6261494

However, he acknowledged the Government would be battling a widespread lack of “appetite for change” and called for an “upgrade” in the political debate about levels of welfare support.

“My concern is that right now there seems to be no appetite for the change that is necessary,” he said.

“Whether that’s in the community, the parliament, the Opposition, some members of the cross bench even.

“But unless this does change, unless we are able to move to a better system that better reflects the needs of the next generation and even this one, then change – even incremental change – will not be possible.

“We don’t have to make this change overnight. Right now we can still manage and define the pace of change but only if we commit to it now.”

Q: Welcome back Mr Morrison. You state that “unless we are able to move to a better system that better reflects the needs of the next generation and even this one, then change – even incremental change – will not be possible.” Has the LNP shifted from the conservative far right to a position of leftist progressivism?

A: _No it hasn’t Tony. The LNP seeks to address the shortcomings of the current system insofar as they apply to the effective governing of the Australian public. The public aren’t being fairly represented in the current system.

Q: What does the LNP define as critical to improving the system so that the public is better represented?

A: Better explanation Tony. That is why Tony Abbott has made a point of repeating himself ad-nauseam. The public isn’t sufficiently or conveniently informed.

Q: So you are saying that if the public had a better comprehension of the challenges faced by the government, opinion would be better reconcilable with the demands of federal management?

A: Exactly Tony. It comes down to sharing the intellectual load. Better information spread equally will improve the product ultimately reflected. We’ve turned to science over philosophical ideology Tony. We recognise the public should be better informed.

Q: And what is the public opinion that the LNP is currently focussed on better informing?

A: The opinion that they can tell us how to do our job, Tony. We’ve noticed they have preferences regarding the outcomes of policy. We had believed that the public simply enjoyed being involved in the debate establishing those policies and the long term results would be open to further debate down the road. Now we’re inclined to believe they require federal accountability. We obviously have to address this as a fundamental issue.

Q: The issue being the accountability of governement Mr Morrison?

A: Hell no, Tony. The issue being that the public don’t have the education or experience to assess what good government is. Only we have those factors on our CV, Tony. We may have to institute a CertIV Diploma in Knowing Who Knows & Who Knows Nothing. We could offer a bachelor in this but only the certIV would be required for a member of the public to know when they should shut the fuck up and do what they are told.

Q: I see.

A: No, I don’t think you do. Have you done your certIV dip KWKWKN yet? That would answer the matter

Q: I’ll take that under advisement. That’s all we have time for. Thank you Mr Morrison.

A: Consider yourself better educated.

What Would Shakespeare Write about Campbell Newman?

The Mayor rose on thermal vape conferred by counter, feint, riposte

Aside he swept all sundries, excessive conveniences condemned and revoked

The borrowed over the burrowed returns, springing upon opportunity unbound

A sound retreat was ne’er more here so hasty beat

mollwollfumble said:

Postpocelipse said:

feel free to provide suggestions for spoof and sattire.

Some useful acronyms:
WWJD – what would Jesus do?
WWMT – what would Mozart think?
WWTTD – what would the Thunderbirds do?

You’re welcome to develop your own “What would Wookie plan?” corner to this thread wookie. In the interest of humor being the most human of sciences of course.

I liked my developed exposition of the fellah in the basement

wookiemeister said:

Postpocelipse said:

wookiemeister said:

oh I didn’t assume that you hadn’t assumed that I had assumed

You might have just doomed you, me and anyone else looking on to being made asses of.

don’t worry – “the beast” will sort them all out

Not if Dingo gets in the way………

SHADOW PM The Stalk Of The Lotus

The floorboards creak was a comfort. When she had to travel and the sound of the bag being struck echoed off concrete when she did her routine it made her feel confined. Wooden floorboards under a workout made her feel connected to the earth, home, family. It was more difficult to focus on the flame in concrete rooms. As with any exercise constantly repeated she did not have issues focussing in concrete surroundings. It was only when she went through her routine on a bag and noticed the harshness of the echo off a concrete floor and felt her distance from home did she ever falter, a momentary loss of bearings that vanished almost as soon as it registered but enough to make her prefer to find gyms with wood floors on the road.

500 years of practising the same routine had shaped her DNA and Penny moved through it with smooth power. She wondered what movement felt like for people outside the blood who had not been handed down the routine by the father, Ghenghis. The slight discomfort she still felt around those with permanent physical conditions was another thing that broke the flame but she found plenty of opportunity to condition herself to that.

Her routine ended, Penny walked slowly back to the hotel. Her position as senator had convinced the counsel that prophecy was at play and she had been made Khan by default, a coincidence of working hard for what she believed and the content of a prophecy that translated almost entirely as basic good advice if reading too much into the structure of various sentences was avoided. Unfortunately the nature of her family was one that had been developed through actively seeking to take advantage of coincidence and anything else but accepting her role as it was would help no one. It was the burden of maintiaining the families tradition.

Forum Challenge: Provide choreography concepts and scripting that would illustrate the incongruity of producing a horror genre movie with marionettes.

Postpocelipse said:

Forum Challenge: Provide choreography concepts and scripting that would illustrate the incongruity of producing a horror genre movie with marionettes.

Plot pivot involves making marionettes of Gina Rinehart and associated ghouls. Murdoch is Nosferatu.

THIS GOES WITH THAT LIKE?

Peanut butter goes with boiled egg like _______ goes with _______!

Postpocelipse said:

THIS GOES WITH THAT LIKE?

Peanut butter goes with boiled egg like _______ goes with _______!

cold hard boiled egg goes with anchovy paste, a personal favourite.

bob(from black rock) said:

Postpocelipse said:

THIS GOES WITH THAT LIKE?

Peanut butter goes with boiled egg like _______ goes with _______!

cold hard boiled egg goes with anchovy paste, a personal favourite.

I’ll have to try that. I’d never try peanut butter and egg and was trying to think of an equally unpalatable food combination.

Postpocelipse said:

bob(from black rock) said:

Postpocelipse said:

THIS GOES WITH THAT LIKE?

Peanut butter goes with boiled egg like _______ goes with _______!

cold hard boiled egg goes with anchovy paste, a personal favourite.

I’ll have to try that. I’d never try peanut butter and egg and was trying to think of an equally unpalatable food combination.

like religion goes with peace.

Tamb said:

Postpocelipse said:

bob(from black rock) said:

cold hard boiled egg goes with anchovy paste, a personal favourite.

I’ll have to try that. I’d never try peanut butter and egg and was trying to think of an equally unpalatable food combination.

like religion goes with peace.

hmmm. fair effort. Will have to see what else is dropped.

Postpocelipse said:

bob(from black rock) said:

Postpocelipse said:

THIS GOES WITH THAT LIKE?

Peanut butter goes with boiled egg like _______ goes with _______!

cold hard boiled egg goes with anchovy paste, a personal favourite.

I’ll have to try that. I’d never try peanut butter and egg and was trying to think of an equally unpalatable food combination.

Cut the egg in half length-wise and spread the anchovy paste on the cut surfaces, yum!

I’m with you on the peanut butter and egg!

bob(from black rock) said:

Postpocelipse said:

bob(from black rock) said:

cold hard boiled egg goes with anchovy paste, a personal favourite.

I’ll have to try that. I’d never try peanut butter and egg and was trying to think of an equally unpalatable food combination.

Just had an inspiration, went to the fridge for something and noticed “Smoked Salmon paste,” recon that would be good too.

Cut the egg in half length-wise and spread the anchovy paste on the cut surfaces, yum!

I’m with you on the peanut butter and egg!

bob(from black rock) said:

bob(from black rock) said:

Postpocelipse said:

I’ll have to try that. I’d never try peanut butter and egg and was trying to think of an equally unpalatable food combination.

Just had an inspiration, went to the fridge for something and noticed “Smoked Salmon paste,” recon that would be good too.

Cut the egg in half length-wise and spread the anchovy paste on the cut surfaces, yum!

I’m with you on the peanut butter and egg!

Durian pavlova?

bob(from black rock) said:

bob(from black rock) said:

Postpocelipse said:

I’ll have to try that. I’d never try peanut butter and egg and was trying to think of an equally unpalatable food combination.

Just had an inspiration, went to the fridge for something and noticed “Smoked Salmon paste,” recon that would be good too.

Cut the egg in half length-wise and spread the anchovy paste on the cut surfaces, yum!

I’m with you on the peanut butter and egg!

mmmm, fish and smoked is just the right texture for egg.

Tamb said:

bob(from black rock) said:

bob(from black rock) said:

Just had an inspiration, went to the fridge for something and noticed “Smoked Salmon paste,” recon that would be good too.

Cut the egg in half length-wise and spread the anchovy paste on the cut surfaces, yum!

I’m with you on the peanut butter and egg!

Durian pavlova?

DONE!!! Peanut butter goes with egg like Durian pavlova goes with Anchovy! Brilliant!!! :D

Kermutledge has to make a move if he’s going to just slip through Dingo’s fingers wookie. Rules are that I have to genuinely outplan you to head disaster off at the pass. Deal?

screw dingo, he’s walked right into an improvised VC spiked foot trap

its too late for dingo – leave him

wookiemeister said:

screw dingo, he’s walked right into an improvised VC spiked foot trap

its too late for dingo – leave him

ppffft!! bwahahahahaahaaaaaaaaaa!!!

he’s goin tha distance mate, he’s going for speeeeeeeed!

You can’t break role in planning. Mutledge, the dirty drug using super-hippy, isn’t aware of Dingo yet. He’s still two states away trying to avoid the cops on the highway.

Good Evening esteemed colleagues. It is an honor to present you our results tonight. It has been identified that life is the inevitable result of the heat entropy of the universe. It follows that God is a construct of the human evolving mind. This is a conclusive result.

There are interesting consequences to this. It implies that those who have the most accurate knowledge of physics are the masters of the universe. It has been identified within this factor that those here in this room have ultimate authority across all matters of consequence. It is a question we are going to have to ask ourselves as to whether or not we will have to institute martial order to return the balances of power currently in practice to the natural order.

Of further interest and to a subject that is waaay more fun, it has also been determined that the heat entropy process identified under this premise can be amplified. It has been calculated that by placing the brain of a leading physicist in the path of a Gamma ray laser of the highest energy magnitude, a plasma based lifeform is produced with demi-god like omnipotency.

So we’ll have it pretty good really. Running things properly through the week and playing with our demi-gods on our time off. Thank you for attending.

Penny Wong said:

I have authorised this thread under Khanate legislation section 3a. May peace rain upon your families..

28.12.1943

With the Hercules bangers swapped out for the Vultures the Beaughfighter had been remarkably compliant on the hop across the Atlantic. Tuned to run at altitude the Typhoon engines had given him range and the power to get up and over storm fronts when he encountered them. The run to DC came in at 27 hours. His passenger, Commander Brentridge, had departed and James’s temporary quarters had been a cell overnight. The security on this detail was tight and he had not been given leave to go off base. The mess hall held little charm and he’d been forced to stretch his legs on the tarmac.

The bustle in the hangars kept his mind off the ruckus at home. Brentridge was due to return so James made his way back to his quarters. At 1400 hours he was scheduled to take Brentridge to the next destination, as yet undisclosed. He knew he was required to pick up a detail of civilians but had no further instruction than this. Brentridge would supply the coordinates of the next airfield once they were in the air. These ferry missions were tedious. The Pacific rained shrapnel as badly as Europe but at least when you were groundborne in the Pacific you could find a local girl to show you how to drink from a coconut. Passengers always came with Top Secret baggage that meant every hour was on the clock……….

Megamind’s brain is swollen and his complexion blue due to his having administered himself a DM based DNA stabilising serum. This maintains his core temperature at zero kelvin allowing a charge seperation between his core state and the exterior environment that he can consciously maintain. Simple physics.

His physics science is of comparable simplicity to his psychology. He underwent the process to establish world domination in order to convince a specific female he wis worthy of her. This scenario is an apt analogy for the simplicity of the emotional condition for a male of the species.

Of greater complexity would be a gender reversed plot. What would motivate a female to undergo the same physical stabilisation?

How would the subsequent manias manifest?

Postpocelipse said:

Megamind’s brain is swollen and his complexion blue due to his having administered himself a DM based DNA stabilising serum. This maintains his core temperature at zero kelvin allowing a charge seperation between his core state and the exterior environment that he can consciously maintain. Simple physics.

His physics science is of comparable simplicity to his psychology. He underwent the process to establish world domination in order to convince a specific female he wis worthy of her. This scenario is an apt analogy for the simplicity of the emotional condition for a male of the species.

Of greater complexity would be a gender reversed plot. What would motivate a female to undergo the same physical stabilisation?

How would the subsequent manias manifest?

Well they would be like, like and I would be you know like and it would be like, like that. Hope this helps, like!

bob(from black rock) said:

Well they would be like, like and I would be you know like and it would be like, like that. Hope this helps, like!

hehe

How soon before they turn form a supercharged teen into a psychotic queen and what would that queen be motivated by, is the aim of my question.

Jacqui Lambie receives beheading threat..

emails Clive and says: I’ll see you and raise you one fatwa.

roughbarked said:

Jacqui Lambie receives beheading threat..

emails Clive and says: I’ll see you and raise you one fatwa.

yes. I see what you are saying. could be the way to lead out on that one. :)

ThunderGovernment Abbott to Queens Bishop 4

Julie, it’s not going to happen. I’m not standing around while those scrawny little Indonesians swagger around with their shirts tucked in. You know where I’m going with this. Shirt over the head hockey style with such force it burst their belts and removes what evolution has left of their ghoulies. It was on TripleM yesterday morning. Asians are genuinely behind the rest of the world in the between the legs dept. We can’t let them wave that in our faces and get away with it. Now I’m going to sit here and consider how I can work me budgie smugglers into our comeback while you going and tear that ambassador a new diplomatic parcel. I can trust you with that right?

You can leave it in my hands Prime Minister. Do you want me to bring back some satay sticks?

Arsehatted: adjective; The unfortunate state one finds oneself in when an opinionated person feels free to take a shit in your brain.

THUNDER GOVERNMENT Socially Awkward

Good Morning Julie. Thanks for for your time. I believe I have a plan that will turn the pressure back on the media when I say something. Do you remember what made Clinton so popular?

You are going to develop a sexy southern accent? That will throw the media off.

No, no,,,,, no. That would raise questions about the authenticity of my birth certificate and whether I’m really a Muslim. No I’m thinking ‘popular controversy’. Poular controversy means I just have to say something charming and the media’s hype will blow over…… no pun intended.

Pun?

Well it’s all about blow Julie. If my bodily fluids are found on your clothing then the public will think I’m all-man. The media will be all over it attempting to get a rise out of the public, which I allow to continue just long enough to show I’m confident in my personal choices. Then I simply have to state that I sucked but didn’t inhale and bobs-ya-boobless-aunty, Abbott is every mans hero and every womans sinful thought. It’s a foregone conclusion. I could be PM till I’m 75 on this!

I see. And what of my future standing? As Foreign Minister this will undoubtedly afford those I must negotiate with the belief that I am easily taken advantage of?

I realise it would put your office in a compromised position Julie but you also get a payoff from this plan. Woman’s Day and New Idea will likely roll you out for an interview any time their news days are slow. You’ll be financially set Julie, between that and your pension. You can find yourself a cougar-loving youngster to keep your fripplies tickled and live your life out in quiet luxury. How’s that for equal pay and rights?

Smashing the glass ceiling again Prime Minister!

You understand the circumstances are indeed grave if I have required your presence at this meeting?

Yes master.

Yes master.

I am not pleased. The Jedi move against us and you have dissembled like two surplus droids in crossfire. Not only have you jeopardised our plans you have brought this years recruiting drive to a 50 year low. What have you to say for yourselves?

We’ll learn from the mistakes of past governments.

At least I’ve set it up so someone your age can continue in their trade. We wouldn’t get far if you suddenly had to retire would we?

It’s like that?

aaw shit!!

ok OK! You win!!!

You’re a “lifter are you Joe? You couldn’t lift a pebble to impress Yoda! You’re a disgrace to the Sith! I only let you stay because I have plans to place you in a deeply strategic location shortly. Gina Rinehearts harem is to be restocked and you will be one of her new playthings. While you service her you will place mind tricks on her and guide her to our will. Is this understood?

………. yes master….

I love stoptonymeow :) all the Abbott photos became a lovely cat frolicking in the snow.

kii said:

I love stoptonymeow :) all the Abbott photos became a lovely cat frolicking in the snow.

He is a good study for creative purposes. :)

dun-dun dun-dun daa-daaa dut-da-din daa daaa

A SHORT TIME AGO IN A GALAXY DOWN-UNDER-WAY The Galaxy had been at the mercy of progress since the fall of Krudd. With Mi-Ning under the control of Jubble- the-Gut the industrial quadrant needed time to be redirected. Wookie had been sent in by the Rebel alliance but had fallen into the clutches of Pelam Cliver while Neutrino was droid shopping. ….Sort of thing you expect from those two inevitably isn’t it? You send them to get a job done and get them to repeat the plan _back to you and- backwards but they still wander off at some point and fuck everything up…………………..

well that didn’t come out the way it was supposed to. Bloody reformatting :/

Staff Seargeant Mckillop Collator of Sensitive Materials what is to do with bugg’risin round in other peoples minds and whatnot

…… errr chief…. got some new information in. Sorta suggests we should divert investigations into remotely observing sensitive conversations and look at observing sensitive information that an individual is reading…..

Captain Macgregor Director of Investigation of Paranormality Specific to Tactical Coordination

Really? I’m not sure I follow…..

Mckillop Seems that gossip might be why women always know the conversation you’ve had and not an ability to hear males at a distance. Conversely there is measurable claim that some poker players are able to see the hands of others. The cards there holding that is. Not that poker players have issues with seeing that people have hands.

Corporeal Lushlace Receptionnaire to the Director of ISPTC

Will you gentleman require coffee? Tea?

Macgregor Coffee. Pot… At lunch we’ll have tea and bring that with some crumbled biscuits arranged on your cleavage. You were saying Mckillop?

Mckillop err.. yes. We should devise a study that measures suitability of individuals for describing what someone else is reading. Should just start with shapes rather than letters. Also, there’s been a report of a wild-hungarian mountain man who fells goats with his focussed thought. I suggest bringing some goats in and seeing if some of our boys can get one or two to keel over. We’ll get them to repeat “YOU WILL DIE NOW” endlessly in their heads and stare assertively at the goat………..

A CASTE OF MILLIONS

Captain Bigglesworth sat at the flight deck and brushed some crumbs off his sleeve. Not quite halfway through shift. Bigglesworth wasn’t the name he went by off shift. He was born Drew Royce. The on-duty captain overseeing the helm of the Disco-Sans-Dawn had been traditionally addressed as Biggles since she launched. Nobody paid it much notice anymore but the adventures were supplied on the flight deck for the captains to absorb for the sake of maintaining role for the passengers and patrons. The autopilot had not genuinely been disengaged in 20 years so there was little to pay attention to bar the autopilot to manual system check at shift change. The most action you could expect on this bridge was the minor excitement of watching the systems slow the craft from it’s standard 1am cruise position back to midnight at the close of each year for the New Year maneuver that provided the most complex flight route the DSD accomplished as the craft made it’s annual appearance above the major cities of the world, trailing fireworks and laser-show extravagance.

Drew had been assigned to the Penny-Far-Thing, as the DSD had affectionaly become known, for nearly 4 years after gaining his experience in the standard manner on the tankers and ferry systems that serviced the globe in their perpetually airborne roles. It was overtly assumed that those put in charge of the DSD would move onto the patronage roles that had developed since emancipation. Along with the more casual reading made available on the flight deck were all the texts available on key role-players and the various analytical compilations that had been produced to record and pass on the social philosophies that had developed since the very brief turmoils that had signalled the collapse of the industrial system that facilitated the environment Royce had been raised in.

The Emancipation Revolution had been unlike any revolution in history, having been the most spontaneous and minimally coordinated vehicle of change thus far recorded to the history of the globe. A common realization had spread around the globe following the appointment of Penny Wong as Australian Prime Minister that had begun a process of change that snowballed into a juggernaut of sense and reason with trance beats and carnivale costumery.

Penny Wong’s sudden rise to power had side-stepped the conservative institutions of the day, precipitating the self empowerment of minorities the world over. The months of raging debate that followed had been swallowed up by events that took root and blossomed exponentially.The disoriented and confused reactions of conservative nations had taken a turn when the chinese prime-minister instituted an annual drag-karaoke performance in which all elected members of the chinese establishment were required to take part. At the same time a new martial body had developed and changed the idealogical borders of the globe in unprecedented and audaciously frocked fashions.

This had begin with a meme that spread from Bali known as Frock-Sans-Cocks. An initially small group of girly-boys and transgenders from the area had taken it upon themself to start a Muay-Thai school for drag. Within 6 months the class had grown to rival the membership of any single military force in the world. This further inspired the imaginations of the progenitors and a global new years parade was announced. This effort developed into unforeseen inspiration once the floats roled out and began their descent through the streets of major capitals the world over.

There was a degree of suspicion that the events that followed involved a high level of MDMA in the systems of the participants. The event had proceed with lustrous abandonment and unrivalled gaiety adorned the streets of the world for 12 hours of self-appreciation that cavorted and danced. Then there was the after party to end all.It was bemoaned that the only streets that had not been touched by the event were those of North Korea and the war-torn or ultra-conservative nations of the Mid East. In the ecstatic conditions the parade participants had achieved this computed as unacceptable and the enthusiasm that had been coalesced turned it’s attention to the future in an insistent and overwhelming manner.

A collective agreement spread throughout the twitter-linked revellers. Strings pulled, wheels turned and very suddenly the ‘post-party’ had relocated to the borders of hard-line countries who promptly went into military reflex overload as their tactical protocols and limitations were instantaneously overwhelmed by unforeseen circumstances. Communications began.

Frocks-Sans-Cocks demanded reliable confirmation that the inhabitants of the nations now under their scrutiny were indeed happy with their conditions and whether or not anyone would like to come out and Conga. Iran replied that everyone was happy while there civilians began to gather along borders grumbling about the amplitude that Queen hits could now be heard in towns adjacent to international borders and questioning whether ‘We Will Rock You’ was an overt threat of collective stoning. To this FSC replied they had no intention of subjecting anyone to neglecting their religious or philosophical obligations but anyone was free to get high if they wanted to.Supply of substances was offered on the condition that payment was made in drag-contests. A disquieted murmur rippled through the villages as debate began to rage.

North Koreas reaction was less subtle. FSC made their inital demand. The NK military replied that happiness reigned in the hearts of the children of the Kim-Jong and that Congas were not necessary with such happiness available. FSC asserted that platitudes would not be accepted and that proof of happiness would be required in the form of a North Korean Comedy Gala to measure the functional level of humor being fostered by the regime. Only original material would be accepted though time would be allowed for the North Koreans to research contemporary standards of comedy over the web.Tutors would be supplied in an ‘NK’s Got Talent’ type format to provide initial grooming and preparation for the scheduled Gala.

Inevitably the negotiation process forced the redefinition of community member roles within the nations subjected to the attentions of the FSC. The authoritive bodies of the nations of the greater globe first gathered with alarm as events unfolded then began hastily taking notes as unexpected results began to develop as specific nations maneuvered for advantage. Trade had sprung up to support the presence of the FSC in the encampments they had imposed themselves upon. The FSC’s logistical support imposed itself so that little could be done by law-abiding nations and gradually the nations under this garish assault began to realise they would have to take the demands of this troupe of social cast-aways and degenerates with due concern for satisfying them in a manner that would remove them from their respective national doorsteps.

Throughout the process academic bodies began to record the sudden redevelopment and resulting complexities of the roles of individuals within these societies. The initial suspicion and confrontational attitudes first moved to grudging and obviously forced compliance then to a gradually greater enthusiasm as the new activities allowed people to explore previoulsy unexplored realms of self expression…………….

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