Date: 21/03/2015 13:34:00
From: bob(from black rock)
ID: 695940
Subject: Ode To A Jet-Ski Person

Ode To A Jet-Ski Person

Jet-ski person, selfish fink, May your silly jet-ski sink, May you hit a pile of rocks, Oh Hoonish, summer, coastal pox.

Noisy, smoking, dickhead fool On your loathsome leisure tool, Give us all a jolly lark And sink beside a hungry shark.

Scream as in its fangs you go, Your last attention-seeking show, While on the beach we all join in With ‘Three cheers for the dorsal fin!’

– Michael Leunig –

Ode To A Jet-Ski Person was written by Michael Leunig and comes from Poems 1972-2002, published by Viking

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Date: 21/03/2015 14:00:16
From: Ian
ID: 695948
Subject: re: Ode To A Jet-Ski Person

Good one :)

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Date: 22/03/2015 15:20:52
From: CrazyNeutrino
ID: 696390
Subject: re: Ode To A Jet-Ski Person

Q Boat

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Date: 22/03/2015 21:23:32
From: transition
ID: 696484
Subject: re: Ode To A Jet-Ski Person

Jet-Ski ‘m do look like great fun
little ol’s never ridden one
but’d like it so envy of everyone
would I’d flog fucken thing
jealousy’d help that exhilaration
noisy annoyin’ it be helpin’

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Date: 22/03/2015 22:10:40
From: CrazyNeutrino
ID: 696488
Subject: re: Ode To A Jet-Ski Person

This looks like fun

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Date: 23/03/2015 11:33:59
From: bob(from black rock)
ID: 696653
Subject: re: Ode To A Jet-Ski Person

CrazyNeutrino said:


Q Boat

It said, “This can’t be displayed in a frame”?

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Date: 23/03/2015 11:37:08
From: Cymek
ID: 696658
Subject: re: Ode To A Jet-Ski Person

I thought when I first saw the title that perhaps BC had died

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