Penn and Teller on the religion called Recycling

Its funny, cause its true.

you’ll need aluminium cans and old newspapers for jihad

I agree with them

recycle aluminium cans

the rest should be shredded and burnt to create electrical energy

Reuse everything, that saves on recycling.

mollwollfumble said:

Reuse everything, that saves on recycling.

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Present fed government excepted.

mollwollfumble said:

Reuse everything, that saves on recycling.

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Present fed government excepted.

Wish I could recycle all the alcohol I have consumed in my 75 years on the planet.

bob(from black rock) said:

Wish I could recycle all the alcohol I have consumed in my 75 years on the planet.

But you did! You only filtered it on the way through!

AussieDJ said:

bob(from black rock) said:

Wish I could recycle all the alcohol I have consumed in my 75 years on the planet.

But you did! You only filtered it on the way through!

“ When I die “ said Paddy O’Donovan to his best friend, “ I want you to get a bottle of the finest Irish Whiskey, and pour it over my grave. Will you do that?” “Surely,” said his friend.

“ You wont mind if I pass it through the kidneys first, will you?”

I’m pretty sure that’s a Scottish story really, but it translates OK.

At the maritime school one of the mess gifts was a bottle of scotch padlocked into a case and inscribed to be opened to be toasted when the mess closed.

AwesomeO said:

At the maritime school one of the mess gifts was a bottle of scotch padlocked into a case and inscribed to be opened to be toasted when the mess closed.

Mess closed?

Witty Rejoinder said:

AwesomeO said:

At the maritime school one of the mess gifts was a bottle of scotch padlocked into a case and inscribed to be opened to be toasted when the mess closed.

Mess closed?

Yes, now a youth hostel and tourist joint but way after my time.

AwesomeO said:

Witty Rejoinder said:

AwesomeO said:

At the maritime school one of the mess gifts was a bottle of scotch padlocked into a case and inscribed to be opened to be toasted when the mess closed.

Mess closed?

Yes, now a youth hostel and tourist joint but way after my time.

Ta.

My mum gave a little bottle of scotch whiskey to my dad when they married. It was to be opened when they divorced. There’s confidence.

Sure enough, 15 years later they drank it together, right on the street outside the courthouse following their divorce hearing.

Speedy said:

My mum gave a little bottle of scotch whiskey to my dad when they married. It was to be opened when they divorced. There’s confidence.

Sure enough, 15 years later they drank it together, right on the street outside the courthouse following their divorce hearing.

At least that seemed amicable.