Today’s Short Reading from the Bible… from Genesis:
“And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the
earth.”
Then He made the earth round…and He laughed and laughed and laughed!
No. I love them.
It’s the dumb arses I hate.
semantics
mollwollfumble said:
No. I love them.It’s the dumb arses I hate.
love thy neighbour as thyself.
Anyway, apparently the earth was made before Adam. It was already round.
roughbarked said:
Anyway, apparently the earth was made before Adam. It was already round.
Also, in the interests of scientific correctness, it should be pointed out that there is no translation of the Bible that contains the those words.
The Rev Dodgson said:
roughbarked said:
Anyway, apparently the earth was made before Adam. It was already round.
Also, in the interests of scientific correctness, it should be pointed out that there is no translation of the Bible that contains the those words.
Yes, I believe that bob was presenting a joke, rather than a serious theological position.
dv said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
roughbarked said:
Anyway, apparently the earth was made before Adam. It was already round.
Also, in the interests of scientific correctness, it should be pointed out that there is no translation of the Bible that contains the those words.
Yes, I believe that bob was presenting a joke, rather than a serious theological position.
We did detect an attempt at humour, yes.
Then God made the Earth Spin faster so it looked like the sun went around the earth
and wondered how many that one would fool
what happened to humanity being at the center of the universe?
did it move?
yes
what present do you give a smart arse ?
Crossword toilet paper.
tauto said:
what present do you give a smart arse ?Crossword toilet paper.
good one
transition said:
tauto said:
what present do you give a smart arse ?Crossword toilet paper.
good one
Yep, 10/10
transition said:
tauto said:
what present do you give a smart arse ?Crossword toilet paper.
good one
old but good.