Date: 28/05/2015 11:49:41
From: CrazyNeutrino
ID: 729709
Subject: EP man develops cat only trap

EP man develops cat only trap

AN Eyre Peninsula innovator has developed a state of the art trapping system to help protect native animals from Australia’s growing feral cat population after receiving a $50,000 grant.

Ecological Horizons director Dr John Read created the trap after spending nearly 20 years of his life trying to control a growing feral cat population.

more…

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Date: 28/05/2015 12:04:20
From: Peak Warming Man
ID: 729713
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

Good, hope it works and he makes a quid.

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Date: 28/05/2015 12:05:44
From: Tamb
ID: 729715
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

Peak Warming Man said:


Good, hope it works and he makes a quid.

+1

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Date: 28/05/2015 12:12:50
From: PermeateFree
ID: 729718
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

CrazyNeutrino said:


EP man develops cat only trap

AN Eyre Peninsula innovator has developed a state of the art trapping system to help protect native animals from Australia’s growing feral cat population after receiving a $50,000 grant.

Ecological Horizons director Dr John Read created the trap after spending nearly 20 years of his life trying to control a growing feral cat population.

more…

Sounds very good, an ideal device for ridding cats from specific areas. Wish I had one.

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Date: 28/05/2015 13:49:45
From: roughbarked
ID: 729759
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

PermeateFree said:


CrazyNeutrino said:

EP man develops cat only trap

AN Eyre Peninsula innovator has developed a state of the art trapping system to help protect native animals from Australia’s growing feral cat population after receiving a $50,000 grant.

Ecological Horizons director Dr John Read created the trap after spending nearly 20 years of his life trying to control a growing feral cat population.

more…

Sounds very good, an ideal device for ridding cats from specific areas. Wish I had one.

Sounds good indeed but I think I’ll stick to my $5 trap for a while yet. It only catches cats and it only once caught a neighbours terrier. I don’t have any other mammals that may wander into it and if they did, I wouldsimply let them go.

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Date: 28/05/2015 14:00:43
From: Tamb
ID: 729763
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

roughbarked said:


PermeateFree said:

CrazyNeutrino said:

EP man develops cat only trap

AN Eyre Peninsula innovator has developed a state of the art trapping system to help protect native animals from Australia’s growing feral cat population after receiving a $50,000 grant.

Ecological Horizons director Dr John Read created the trap after spending nearly 20 years of his life trying to control a growing feral cat population.

more…

Sounds very good, an ideal device for ridding cats from specific areas. Wish I had one.

Sounds good indeed but I think I’ll stick to my $5 trap for a while yet. It only catches cats and it only once caught a neighbours terrier. I don’t have any other mammals that may wander into it and if they did, I would simply let them go.


My possum trap works quite well for cats. I use fruit bait for possums & meat for cats. The only problem is with Lace Monitors who eat anything & when they realise they are trapped destroy the trap to get out.

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Date: 28/05/2015 14:02:40
From: roughbarked
ID: 729765
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

Tamb said:


roughbarked said:

PermeateFree said:

Sounds very good, an ideal device for ridding cats from specific areas. Wish I had one.

Sounds good indeed but I think I’ll stick to my $5 trap for a while yet. It only catches cats and it only once caught a neighbours terrier. I don’t have any other mammals that may wander into it and if they did, I would simply let them go.


My possum trap works quite well for cats. I use fruit bait for possums & meat for cats. The only problem is with Lace Monitors who eat anything & when they realise they are trapped destroy the trap to get out.

A Komodo dragon couldn’t destroy my trap,

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Date: 28/05/2015 14:07:58
From: Tamb
ID: 729768
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

roughbarked said:


Tamb said:

roughbarked said:

Sounds good indeed but I think I’ll stick to my $5 trap for a while yet. It only catches cats and it only once caught a neighbours terrier. I don’t have any other mammals that may wander into it and if they did, I would simply let them go.


My possum trap works quite well for cats. I use fruit bait for possums & meat for cats. The only problem is with Lace Monitors who eat anything & when they realise they are trapped destroy the trap to get out.

A Komodo dragon couldn’t destroy my trap,


I can’t have an industrial strength trap as I sometimes need to get it into the ceiling space to get the possums.

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Date: 28/05/2015 14:09:24
From: Arts
ID: 729769
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

why are you trapping possums?

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Date: 28/05/2015 14:11:15
From: roughbarked
ID: 729770
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

Tamb said:


roughbarked said:

Tamb said:

My possum trap works quite well for cats. I use fruit bait for possums & meat for cats. The only problem is with Lace Monitors who eat anything & when they realise they are trapped destroy the trap to get out.

A Komodo dragon couldn’t destroy my trap,


I can’t have an industrial strength trap as I sometimes need to get it into the ceiling space to get the possums.

No possums here. Only cats and foxes.

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Date: 28/05/2015 14:12:01
From: roughbarked
ID: 729771
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

Arts said:


why are you trapping possums?

Because they piss on the ceiling and practice for the FA cup there too.

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Date: 28/05/2015 14:12:52
From: Arts
ID: 729772
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

maybe they need more possum boxes in the surrounding trees

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Date: 28/05/2015 14:15:45
From: sibeen
ID: 729773
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

Arts said:


why are you trapping possums?

Stew.

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Date: 28/05/2015 14:16:38
From: roughbarked
ID: 729775
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

Arts said:


maybe they need more possum boxes in the surrounding trees

They need to possum proof the roof space. That is all it takes. If they can’t get in, they’ll go to someone else’s roof.

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Date: 28/05/2015 14:18:14
From: Tamb
ID: 729776
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

Arts said:


why are you trapping possums?

Because they get in the ceiling & piddle everywhere.
I release them & repair the mouse wire where they have ripped it off to get in.

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Date: 28/05/2015 14:19:38
From: roughbarked
ID: 729779
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

Tamb said:


Arts said:

why are you trapping possums?

Because they get in the ceiling & piddle everywhere.
I release them & repair the mouse wire where they have ripped it off to get in.

Why persist with the mouse wire? Use gal mesh and bolt it on.

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Date: 28/05/2015 14:19:42
From: Arts
ID: 729780
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

sibeen said:


Arts said:

why are you trapping possums?

Stew.

noms

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Date: 28/05/2015 14:19:49
From: Tamb
ID: 729781
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

Arts said:


maybe they need more possum boxes in the surrounding trees

Plenty of tree hollows etc but the ceiling space is warm in winter.

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Date: 28/05/2015 14:24:57
From: Tamb
ID: 729783
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

roughbarked said:


Tamb said:

Arts said:

why are you trapping possums?

Because they get in the ceiling & piddle everywhere.
I release them & repair the mouse wire where they have ripped it off to get in.

Why persist with the mouse wire? Use gal mesh and bolt it on.


Yair, I was a bit slack nailing the wire in place. I’ve started repairing with self tappers now but with really hard top plates. ( Don’t know what kind of timber but it’s HARD ) I have to drill first.

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Date: 28/05/2015 14:26:54
From: Arts
ID: 729784
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

on this trap.. it’s very neat, however, what happens when scavengers eat the dead cat? will they also be affected?

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Date: 28/05/2015 14:31:41
From: roughbarked
ID: 729786
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

Arts said:


on this trap.. it’s very neat, however, what happens when scavengers eat the dead cat? will they also be affected?

He does have an antidote but we’d have to ask him if it is passed on to scavengers.

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Date: 28/05/2015 14:48:57
From: roughbarked
ID: 729812
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

Tamb said:


roughbarked said:

Tamb said:

Because they get in the ceiling & piddle everywhere.
I release them & repair the mouse wire where they have ripped it off to get in.

Why persist with the mouse wire? Use gal mesh and bolt it on.


Yair, I was a bit slack nailing the wire in place. I’ve started repairing with self tappers now but with really hard top plates. ( Don’t know what kind of timber but it’s HARD ) I have to drill first.

Rainforest hardwood. Could be a one of a number of very durable hardwoods.

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Date: 28/05/2015 14:53:08
From: Tamb
ID: 729822
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

roughbarked said:


Tamb said:

roughbarked said:

Why persist with the mouse wire? Use gal mesh and bolt it on.


Yair, I was a bit slack nailing the wire in place. I’ve started repairing with self tappers now but with really hard top plates. ( Don’t know what kind of timber but it’s HARD ) I have to drill first.

Rainforest hardwood. Could be a one of a number of very durable hardwoods.


My back verandah is decked with rose gum. Every nail had to be pre-drilled.

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Date: 28/05/2015 15:45:33
From: Speedy
ID: 729861
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

I have said in the past that on a large scale, physical trapping is not a viable option and that only something like introduction of feline disease could work.

This trap is somewhere in between and is an excellent idea.

Of greatest concern is mis-identification. It would be interesting to hear about the trap’s ID success rate. Since our natives are doomed if we choose to do nothing, a very small proportion of trapped natives would still be a success.

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Date: 28/05/2015 15:47:46
From: dv
ID: 729862
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

Do these traps kill the animals?

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Date: 28/05/2015 15:48:33
From: Cymek
ID: 729864
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

Speedy said:


I have said in the past that on a large scale, physical trapping is not a viable option and that only something like introduction of feline disease could work.

This trap is somewhere in between and is an excellent idea.

Of greatest concern is mis-identification. It would be interesting to hear about the trap’s ID success rate. Since our natives are doomed if we choose to do nothing, a very small proportion of trapped natives would still be a success.

Perhaps a modified Feline AIDS

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Date: 28/05/2015 15:52:14
From: Tamb
ID: 729869
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

Cymek said:


Speedy said:

I have said in the past that on a large scale, physical trapping is not a viable option and that only something like introduction of feline disease could work.

This trap is somewhere in between and is an excellent idea.

Of greatest concern is mis-identification. It would be interesting to hear about the trap’s ID success rate. Since our natives are doomed if we choose to do nothing, a very small proportion of trapped natives would still be a success.

Perhaps a modified Feline AIDS


Cat flu exists & AFAIK does not harm natives

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Date: 28/05/2015 15:54:14
From: Arts
ID: 729870
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

dv said:


Do these traps kill the animals?

the article says that it sprays something on the cats and they go away and groom and then die from the poison .. effective, but my earlier question on what about the scavengers eating the dead cats still stands… unless someone is going around collecting the carcasses, the repercussions to scavenger animals and the soil conditions could be terrible… but I’m sure the good doctor has thought about all that.

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Date: 28/05/2015 15:56:38
From: Cymek
ID: 729874
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

Arts said:


dv said:

Do these traps kill the animals?

the article says that it sprays something on the cats and they go away and groom and then die from the poison .. effective, but my earlier question on what about the scavengers eating the dead cats still stands… unless someone is going around collecting the carcasses, the repercussions to scavenger animals and the soil conditions could be terrible… but I’m sure the good doctor has thought about all that.

Their was an interesting documentary on a few years ago about a couple of Aboriginal women who hunted down feral cats in the bush and ate them.

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Date: 28/05/2015 16:00:22
From: dv
ID: 729877
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

Robots

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Date: 28/05/2015 16:01:34
From: roughbarked
ID: 729881
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

dv said:


Do these traps kill the animals?

Not until the cat grooms itself.

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Date: 28/05/2015 17:30:35
From: dv
ID: 729937
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

Srsly what Einstein brought cats to Australia?

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Date: 28/05/2015 17:33:52
From: JudgeMental
ID: 729939
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

flinders had trim.

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Date: 28/05/2015 17:37:41
From: Bubblecar
ID: 729941
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

dv said:


Srsly what Einstein brought cats to Australia?

Gavin Einstein (1760-1800) was the sailor in charge of the ship’s cat on HMS Sirius, the flagship of the First Fleet. He is famous for granting the cat its liberty upon reaching Sydney Cove.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gavin_Einstein

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Date: 28/05/2015 17:39:54
From: AwesomeO
ID: 729943
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

They would have got here anyway as soon as sailing ships started landing. Rabbits are another matter being a deliberate introduction but perfectly acceptable at the time.

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Date: 28/05/2015 17:40:21
From: dv
ID: 729944
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

Pity it wasn’t Arthur Schrodinger.

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Date: 28/05/2015 17:41:29
From: dv
ID: 729946
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

I suppose it was sheerest luck that felids had been kept on the other side of the Wallace line all this time.

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Date: 28/05/2015 18:05:00
From: sibeen
ID: 729949
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

We never got stoats, whereas NZ has a real problem with them.

Why haven’t ferrets become a feral problem in Australia?

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Date: 28/05/2015 18:05:47
From: sibeen
ID: 729950
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

Bubblecar said:


dv said:

Srsly what Einstein brought cats to Australia?

Gavin Einstein (1760-1800) was the sailor in charge of the ship’s cat on HMS Sirius, the flagship of the First Fleet. He is famous for granting the cat its liberty upon reaching Sydney Cove.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gavin_Einstein

Curve, give Bubbles his handle back!

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Date: 28/05/2015 18:16:09
From: AwesomeO
ID: 729952
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

sibeen said:


We never got stoats, whereas NZ has a real problem with them.

Why haven’t ferrets become a feral problem in Australia?

A question I asked on SSSF, the answer as I recall was a rather unsatisfying because the female ferret without a mate dies when it ovulates or something. I thought it unsatisfying as if it was a single female ferret or group of ferrets they would die anyway.

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Date: 28/05/2015 18:19:17
From: PermeateFree
ID: 729954
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

AwesomeO said:


sibeen said:

We never got stoats, whereas NZ has a real problem with them.

Why haven’t ferrets become a feral problem in Australia?

A question I asked on SSSF, the answer as I recall was a rather unsatisfying because the female ferret without a mate dies when it ovulates or something. I thought it unsatisfying as if it was a single female ferret or group of ferrets they would die anyway.

More predators in Australia than NZ. They have been released or escaped, but none have prospered.

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Date: 28/05/2015 18:21:40
From: JudgeMental
ID: 729955
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

i have heard it is climate and associated water, habitat, etc.

Here

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Date: 28/05/2015 18:25:11
From: PermeateFree
ID: 729957
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

roughbarked said:


PermeateFree said:

CrazyNeutrino said:

EP man develops cat only trap

AN Eyre Peninsula innovator has developed a state of the art trapping system to help protect native animals from Australia’s growing feral cat population after receiving a $50,000 grant.

Ecological Horizons director Dr John Read created the trap after spending nearly 20 years of his life trying to control a growing feral cat population.

more…

Sounds very good, an ideal device for ridding cats from specific areas. Wish I had one.

Sounds good indeed but I think I’ll stick to my $5 trap for a while yet. It only catches cats and it only once caught a neighbours terrier. I don’t have any other mammals that may wander into it and if they did, I wouldsimply let them go.

It is very easy to catch cats that are used to people or being around them, as most will readily enter a cage trap set with meat, but very few really feral ones will go near a cage or be interested in the meat, which is why cats are so difficult to control in the bush.

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Date: 28/05/2015 18:30:03
From: PermeateFree
ID: 729958
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

JudgeMental said:


i have heard it is climate and associated water, habitat, etc.

Here

That might be the case in Qld., but in southern parts there is plenty of good habitat for them, however they have never colonised to any noticeable degree.

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Date: 28/05/2015 18:32:49
From: JudgeMental
ID: 729959
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

fig 4 gives an all australia look.

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Date: 28/05/2015 18:33:36
From: PermeateFree
ID: 729960
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

Cymek said:


Arts said:

dv said:

Do these traps kill the animals?

the article says that it sprays something on the cats and they go away and groom and then die from the poison .. effective, but my earlier question on what about the scavengers eating the dead cats still stands… unless someone is going around collecting the carcasses, the repercussions to scavenger animals and the soil conditions could be terrible… but I’m sure the good doctor has thought about all that.

Their was an interesting documentary on a few years ago about a couple of Aboriginal women who hunted down feral cats in the bush and ate them.

Hunting feral cats on foot or with a dog is much easier in the arid interior, as sandy soils clearly indicate their tracks, plus there is not the dense vegetation for them to hide.

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Date: 28/05/2015 18:35:03
From: PermeateFree
ID: 729961
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

JudgeMental said:


fig 4 gives an all australia look.

Which illustrates the lack of habitat in Queensland and the more compatible habitat in the southern States.

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Date: 28/05/2015 18:35:54
From: JudgeMental
ID: 729962
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

which is what i said with the link.

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Date: 28/05/2015 18:42:46
From: PermeateFree
ID: 729964
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

JudgeMental said:


which is what i said with the link.

I don’t think you did. You said the climate and lack of suitable habitat was the likely reason why ferrets have not colonised Australia, but Fig 4 clearly shows that suitable habitat DOES exist, yet still they have not become established.

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Date: 28/05/2015 18:48:29
From: JudgeMental
ID: 729965
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

on a widespread nature like cats and dogs.

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Date: 28/05/2015 18:53:02
From: PermeateFree
ID: 729966
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

JudgeMental said:


on a widespread nature like cats and dogs.

Not at all.

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Date: 28/05/2015 18:53:38
From: JudgeMental
ID: 729967
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

correct.

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Date: 28/05/2015 19:16:00
From: PermeateFree
ID: 729977
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

JudgeMental said:


correct.

Don’t like being wrong do you Boris.

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Date: 28/05/2015 19:21:16
From: JudgeMental
ID: 729978
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

if you actually follow what i originally quoted from you’ll understand. try it.

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Date: 28/05/2015 19:24:47
From: PermeateFree
ID: 729980
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

JudgeMental said:


if you actually follow what i originally quoted from you’ll understand. try it.

Can’t be bothered with your lack of logic Boris, only to say your position has changed 180 degrees. I suppose the only gratification is that you now agree that ferrets are not running wild in Australia and that suitable habitat is not the reason for this situation.

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Date: 28/05/2015 19:26:06
From: JudgeMental
ID: 729982
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

if you say so.

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Date: 28/05/2015 19:33:00
From: JudgeMental
ID: 729986
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

anyway, i hope that answers your question sibeen. basically a lack of suitable habitat.

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Date: 28/05/2015 19:37:32
From: PermeateFree
ID: 729990
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

JudgeMental said:


anyway, i hope that answers your question sibeen. basically a lack of suitable habitat.

It is not a lack of suitable habitat as plenty exists in all southern States, but do carry on with your misinformation.

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Date: 28/05/2015 19:44:01
From: mollwollfumble
ID: 729996
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

roughbarked said:


Tamb said:

roughbarked said:

Sounds good indeed but I think I’ll stick to my $5 trap for a while yet. It only catches cats and it only once caught a neighbours terrier. I don’t have any other mammals that may wander into it and if they did, I would simply let them go.


My possum trap works quite well for cats. I use fruit bait for possums & meat for cats. The only problem is with Lace Monitors who eat anything & when they realise they are trapped destroy the trap to get out.

A Komodo dragon couldn’t destroy my trap,

Photo please, if possible for both. I’d love to see it.

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Date: 28/05/2015 19:49:00
From: sibeen
ID: 729999
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

JudgeMental said:


anyway, i hope that answers your question sibeen. basically a lack of suitable habitat.

It’s sort of funny that the one state or territory where they could never be a menace is the only one to ban them.

Ahh, politicians :)

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Date: 28/05/2015 19:57:10
From: Peak Warming Man
ID: 730001
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Date: 28/05/2015 20:00:55
From: captain_spalding
ID: 730002
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

Peak Warming Man said:




Yeah, how do ya like them apples, Max?

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Date: 28/05/2015 20:04:30
From: Peak Warming Man
ID: 730005
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

Capt’n do you know the max penalty for keeping a Victorian?

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Date: 28/05/2015 22:07:59
From: mollwollfumble
ID: 730043
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

Peak Warming Man said:


Capt’n do you know the max penalty for keeping a Victorian?

Slightly off topic. According to the nearest nursing home, the max penalty for keeping a Victorian is $350,000 + $63/day. Much more than for rabbits.

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Date: 28/05/2015 22:20:22
From: wookiemeister
ID: 730048
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

dv said:


Robots

robots

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Date: 28/05/2015 22:20:22
From: wookiemeister
ID: 730049
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

dv said:


Robots

robots

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Date: 28/05/2015 22:26:13
From: wookiemeister
ID: 730050
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

you put up towers 100m high

on the tower are cameras that watch the landscape

a heat signature is zoomed in on and a human operator identifies

a machine gun on the tower with a special shell not made from lead is fired

no more cat

you create fire lanes that the towers look down

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Date: 28/05/2015 22:29:12
From: party_pants
ID: 730052
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

wookiemeister said:


you put up towers 100m high

on the tower are cameras that watch the landscape

a heat signature is zoomed in on and a human operator identifies

a machine gun on the tower with a special shell not made from lead is fired

no more cat

you create fire lanes that the towers look down

The $50,000 figure quoted in the OP will not get you even one tower half that high.

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Date: 28/05/2015 22:31:12
From: stumpy_seahorse
ID: 730053
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

party_pants said:


wookiemeister said:

you put up towers 100m high

on the tower are cameras that watch the landscape

a heat signature is zoomed in on and a human operator identifies

a machine gun on the tower with a special shell not made from lead is fired

no more cat

you create fire lanes that the towers look down

The $50,000 figure quoted in the OP will not get you even one tower half that high.

you could get 4 sets of AFL goal posts for that… gaffe tape them end to end, she’ll be right…

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Date: 28/05/2015 22:33:58
From: AwesomeO
ID: 730054
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

wookiemeister said:


you put up towers 100m high

on the tower are cameras that watch the landscape

a heat signature is zoomed in on and a human operator identifies

a machine gun on the tower with a special shell not made from lead is fired

no more cat

you create fire lanes that the towers look down

No pet stores can sell cats (or puppies) only registered breeders who can only sell desexed cats , no ads, free to a good home. Every shire and council funded for a cat trapper, all cats destroyed, those cars that are microchipped because they have been purchased legitimately cop the owners a fine for having the cat trapped on public land. Anyone else is allowed to trap and surrender problem cats on their property.

Meanwhile research a disease than can kill or render sterile un vaccinated cats.

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Date: 28/05/2015 22:36:33
From: wookiemeister
ID: 730055
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

bparty_pants said:


wookiemeister said:

you put up towers 100m high

on the tower are cameras that watch the landscape

a heat signature is zoomed in on and a human operator identifies

a machine gun on the tower with a special shell not made from lead is fired

no more cat

you create fire lanes that the towers look down

The $50,000 figure quoted in the OP will not get you even one tower half that high.


no

but you can shoot more than cats

cane toads

foxes

feral dogs

rabbits

pigs

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Date: 28/05/2015 22:37:27
From: AwesomeO
ID: 730056
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

Part of it is social, when people visit and find out that you allow your cat to run free and is not confined should turn up their noses, make it socially unacceptable. As it should be.

No one should have to tolerate your frigging pets on your own property.

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Date: 28/05/2015 22:39:05
From: stumpy_seahorse
ID: 730057
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

wookiemeister said:


bparty_pants said:

wookiemeister said:

you put up towers 100m high

on the tower are cameras that watch the landscape

a heat signature is zoomed in on and a human operator identifies

a machine gun on the tower with a special shell not made from lead is fired

no more cat

you create fire lanes that the towers look down

The $50,000 figure quoted in the OP will not get you even one tower half that high.


no

but you can shoot more than cats

cane toads

foxes

feral dogs

rabbits

pigs

>pigs

but what do you do with the motorcycle?

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Date: 28/05/2015 22:39:05
From: party_pants
ID: 730058
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

stumpy_seahorse said:


party_pants said:

wookiemeister said:

you put up towers 100m high

on the tower are cameras that watch the landscape

a heat signature is zoomed in on and a human operator identifies

a machine gun on the tower with a special shell not made from lead is fired

no more cat

you create fire lanes that the towers look down

The $50,000 figure quoted in the OP will not get you even one tower half that high.

you could get 4 sets of AFL goal posts for that… gaffe tape them end to end, she’ll be right…

Fine with IR-cameras on top of a goal post – say 5-15m high. Hunter with iPad (or similar, approved) can scan the TV pictures to home in on area where they are, then leave it to humans with ordinary lead bullets to stalk and shoot them.

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Date: 28/05/2015 22:39:30
From: wookiemeister
ID: 730059
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

the gov creates a company that makes the shells, cheaper

a cat might attract a short burst of machine gun fire

you might create a shell that bursts before striking so it’s a sure thing to kill the cat

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Date: 28/05/2015 22:39:33
From: AwesomeO
ID: 730060
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

wookiemeister said:


bparty_pants said:

wookiemeister said:

you put up towers 100m high

on the tower are cameras that watch the landscape

a heat signature is zoomed in on and a human operator identifies

a machine gun on the tower with a special shell not made from lead is fired

no more cat

you create fire lanes that the towers look down

The $50,000 figure quoted in the OP will not get you even one tower half that high.


no

but you can shoot more than cats

cane toads

foxes

feral dogs

rabbits

pigs

In how big a radius? And considering ridges and dead ground how many towers per 100 acres? How much habitat destroyed to construct firelanes?

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Date: 28/05/2015 22:40:03
From: party_pants
ID: 730061
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

Cats should only be sold in plain packaging.

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Date: 28/05/2015 22:41:08
From: JudgeMental
ID: 730062
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

then leave it to humans with ordinary lead bullets to stalk and shoot them.

with or without air support?

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Date: 28/05/2015 22:41:41
From: stumpy_seahorse
ID: 730063
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

party_pants said:


Cats should only be sold in plain packaging.

no, with warnings and pictures…

“cats will harm your unborn baby”

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Date: 28/05/2015 22:41:59
From: wookiemeister
ID: 730064
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

AwesomeO said:


wookiemeister said:

bparty_pants said:

The $50,000 figure quoted in the OP will not get you even one tower half that high.


no

but you can shoot more than cats

cane toads

foxes

feral dogs

rabbits

pigs

In how big a radius? And considering ridges and dead ground how many towers per 100 acres? How much habitat destroyed to construct firelanes?


it’s to create a defensive line to stop anymore feral animals crossing

if you were hard core you could do away with the towers and have a drone that sees them and calls in indirect fire on a cat or fox etc

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Date: 28/05/2015 22:44:46
From: wookiemeister
ID: 730065
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

a drone could watch very large areas

the machine gun could be set up on a truck

or the drone could call in a special drone that’s armed

battery powered recharges when it lands back on truck

during an invasion the dial could be clicked over to men to harass an invading army day and night

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Date: 28/05/2015 22:45:11
From: AwesomeO
ID: 730066
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

wookiemeister said:


AwesomeO said:

wookiemeister said:

b
no

but you can shoot more than cats

cane toads

foxes

feral dogs

rabbits

pigs

In how big a radius? And considering ridges and dead ground how many towers per 100 acres? How much habitat destroyed to construct firelanes?


it’s to create a defensive line to stop anymore feral animals crossing

if you were hard core you could do away with the towers and have a drone that sees them and calls in indirect fire on a cat or fox etc

Well just build a fence then. Why do you always go expensive and silly?

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Date: 28/05/2015 22:45:26
From: party_pants
ID: 730067
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

JudgeMental said:


then leave it to humans with ordinary lead bullets to stalk and shoot them.

with or without air support?

Well they’re only mopping up the ones the drones cat get to…

First line of attack in the War on Cats is to have lots of drones flying about. When they find a cat they flit down and grasp their special grasping grasp around the cat’s head. Then they fire rockets to lift them 300m in the air, when rocket cuts out the special grasping grasp ungrasps the cat’s head via a special ungrasping override mechanism and it falls 300m to the ground and (on the 10th attempt) fails to land on it’s feet and is killed.

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Date: 28/05/2015 22:46:36
From: wookiemeister
ID: 730068
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

you could have thousands of these armed drones sent into to clear an area

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Date: 28/05/2015 22:46:37
From: wookiemeister
ID: 730069
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

you could have thousands of these armed drones sent into to clear an area

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Date: 28/05/2015 22:48:02
From: stumpy_seahorse
ID: 730070
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

i think we’re all just missing the point here…

Nuke them from orbit…

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Date: 28/05/2015 22:48:12
From: wookiemeister
ID: 730071
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

maybe you put the drones in one spot and they work outwards

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Date: 28/05/2015 22:49:55
From: AwesomeO
ID: 730072
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

wookiemeister said:


you could have thousands of these armed drones sent into to clear an area

Ooooooorrrrr, you could build a fence, and use dogs, hunters, traps and baits over a period of a year to clear it of cats at a fraction of the cost of developing and building cat killing drones and erecting guard towers. At the end you have a fence and once a week you drive around to make sure it’s integrity is maintained.

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Date: 28/05/2015 22:52:10
From: party_pants
ID: 730073
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

AwesomeO said:


wookiemeister said:

you could have thousands of these armed drones sent into to clear an area

Ooooooorrrrr, you could build a fence, and use dogs, hunters, traps and baits over a period of a year to clear it of cats at a fraction of the cost of developing and building cat killing drones and erecting guard towers. At the end you have a fence and once a week you drive around to make sure it’s integrity is maintained.

Needs some special kind of autonomous fence-laying robot – or it’s just not sexy enough.

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Date: 28/05/2015 22:52:36
From: stumpy_seahorse
ID: 730074
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

AwesomeO said:


wookiemeister said:

you could have thousands of these armed drones sent into to clear an area

Ooooooorrrrr, you could build a fence, and use dogs, hunters, traps and baits over a period of a year to clear it of cats at a fraction of the cost of developing and building cat killing drones and erecting guard towers. At the end you have a fence and once a week you drive around to make sure it’s integrity is maintained.

*and once a week you drive around to make sure it’s integrity is maintained. *

bugger that… introduce a ‘fence checking and mending’ badge into the scouts and girl guides… let the child labour do the work for you…

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Date: 28/05/2015 22:53:46
From: stumpy_seahorse
ID: 730075
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

party_pants said:


AwesomeO said:

wookiemeister said:

you could have thousands of these armed drones sent into to clear an area

Ooooooorrrrr, you could build a fence, and use dogs, hunters, traps and baits over a period of a year to clear it of cats at a fraction of the cost of developing and building cat killing drones and erecting guard towers. At the end you have a fence and once a week you drive around to make sure it’s integrity is maintained.

Needs some special kind of autonomous fence-laying robot – or it’s just not sexy enough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQntdqJZnSY

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Date: 28/05/2015 22:54:09
From: JudgeMental
ID: 730076
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

use the unemployed as a living fence.

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Date: 28/05/2015 22:54:13
From: AwesomeO
ID: 730077
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

party_pants said:


AwesomeO said:

wookiemeister said:

you could have thousands of these armed drones sent into to clear an area

Ooooooorrrrr, you could build a fence, and use dogs, hunters, traps and baits over a period of a year to clear it of cats at a fraction of the cost of developing and building cat killing drones and erecting guard towers. At the end you have a fence and once a week you drive around to make sure it’s integrity is maintained.

Needs some special kind of autonomous fence-laying robot – or it’s just not sexy enough.

And a fence checking drone, whose wire manipulating skills can be used to strangle enemy soldiers.

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Date: 28/05/2015 22:56:13
From: stumpy_seahorse
ID: 730078
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

JudgeMental said:


use the unemployed as a living fence.

“fence for the dole”

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Date: 28/05/2015 22:56:49
From: party_pants
ID: 730079
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

JudgeMental said:


use the unemployed as a living fence.

We could employ the unemployed to build the fences – some kind of special evironment corps.

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Date: 28/05/2015 22:58:00
From: AwesomeO
ID: 730080
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

JudgeMental said:


use the unemployed as a living fence.

I wouldn’t mind bush rejuvenation and feral killing as work for the dole schemes.

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Date: 28/05/2015 22:59:02
From: party_pants
ID: 730081
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

Fuck me – we’ve all stumbled upon some kind of consensus.

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Date: 28/05/2015 22:59:41
From: wookiemeister
ID: 730082
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

AwesomeO said:


JudgeMental said:

use the unemployed as a living fence.

I wouldn’t mind bush rejuvenation and feral killing as work for the dole schemes.


use violent criminals

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Date: 28/05/2015 22:59:58
From: AwesomeO
ID: 730083
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

party_pants said:


Fuck me – we’ve all stumbled upon some kind of consensus.

In which case I retract.

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Date: 28/05/2015 23:02:24
From: party_pants
ID: 730084
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

AwesomeO said:


party_pants said:

Fuck me – we’ve all stumbled upon some kind of consensus.

In which case I retract.

You non-consensual bastard!!

shakes fist

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Date: 28/05/2015 23:02:39
From: wookiemeister
ID: 730085
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

unless the cat gets sprayed by the drone instead of a drone

maybe you have a honey pot operation using female cats to lure in male cats

they get nailed as they approach the females

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Date: 28/05/2015 23:03:56
From: wookiemeister
ID: 730086
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

you have thousands of drones swarming over an area for weeks

hunting ceaselessly day and night

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Date: 28/05/2015 23:04:15
From: AwesomeO
ID: 730087
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

wookiemeister said:


AwesomeO said:

JudgeMental said:

use the unemployed as a living fence.

I wouldn’t mind bush rejuvenation and feral killing as work for the dole schemes.


use violent criminals

Not my first choice, I would ask for volunteers amongst the long term who were willing to do a years work, and prepared to work from camps away from home. All sorts of vocational training offered.

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Date: 28/05/2015 23:06:26
From: wookiemeister
ID: 730088
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

you could send them to Africa to wipe out poachers

they walk into a trap

hundreds of armed drones all around them as the slowly but surely walk into the trap

no one gets out alive – though you could always let one go to re tell the horrible story

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Date: 28/05/2015 23:06:57
From: party_pants
ID: 730089
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

AwesomeO said:


wookiemeister said:

AwesomeO said:

I wouldn’t mind bush rejuvenation and feral killing as work for the dole schemes.


use violent criminals

Not my first choice, I would ask for volunteers amongst the long term who were willing to do a years work, and prepared to work from camps away from home. All sorts of vocational training offered.

We could even offer it as a guaranteed minimum wage job, rather than the dole. For anyone that wants work and can put up with the travel. End result, as you say, is lots of vocational training.

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Date: 28/05/2015 23:06:58
From: wookiemeister
ID: 730090
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

AwesomeO said:


wookiemeister said:

AwesomeO said:

I wouldn’t mind bush rejuvenation and feral killing as work for the dole schemes.


use violent criminals

Not my first choice, I would ask for volunteers amongst the long term who were willing to do a years work, and prepared to work from camps away from home. All sorts of vocational training offered.


just my joke

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Date: 28/05/2015 23:08:56
From: wookiemeister
ID: 730091
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

you have thousands of environmental freebie types behind the joystick

they would be guaranteed to make the kill on feral animals

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Date: 28/05/2015 23:09:26
From: wookiemeister
ID: 730093
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

gone

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Date: 28/05/2015 23:13:59
From: AwesomeO
ID: 730095
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

party_pants said:


AwesomeO said:

wookiemeister said:

use violent criminals

Not my first choice, I would ask for volunteers amongst the long term who were willing to do a years work, and prepared to work from camps away from home. All sorts of vocational training offered.

We could even offer it as a guaranteed minimum wage job, rather than the dole. For anyone that wants work and can put up with the travel. End result, as you say, is lots of vocational training.

Yes, above the dole otherwise no incentive, benefits of being away from home are breaking up bad influences. In one remote working camp there would be vocational training in a real application for admin (payroll and attendance, ties into logistics and communications and time tabling), logistics, stores and resupply, transport and driving, mechanical support, catering, camp support, electrical, water management and waste disposal.

All the while clearing acres of blackberries or whatever which is again, a defined objective and involves training in meeting the objective.

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Date: 28/05/2015 23:16:29
From: party_pants
ID: 730096
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

AwesomeO said:


party_pants said:

AwesomeO said:

Not my first choice, I would ask for volunteers amongst the long term who were willing to do a years work, and prepared to work from camps away from home. All sorts of vocational training offered.

We could even offer it as a guaranteed minimum wage job, rather than the dole. For anyone that wants work and can put up with the travel. End result, as you say, is lots of vocational training.

Yes, above the dole otherwise no incentive, benefits of being away from home are breaking up bad influences. In one remote working camp there would be vocational training in a real application for admin (payroll and attendance, ties into logistics and communications and time tabling), logistics, stores and resupply, transport and driving, mechanical support, catering, camp support, electrical, water management and waste disposal.

All the while clearing acres of blackberries or whatever which is again, a defined objective and involves training in meeting the objective.

I’ll vote for that.

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Date: 28/05/2015 23:17:39
From: JudgeMental
ID: 730097
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

years ago i did a PEP, can’t remember what it stands for, got $333 a fortnight which was about $80 more than the dole.

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Date: 28/05/2015 23:23:08
From: roughbarked
ID: 730098
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

party_pants said:


Fuck me –

Um, no.

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Date: 28/05/2015 23:24:30
From: roughbarked
ID: 730100
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

wookiemeister said:


you have thousands of drones swarming over an area for weeks

hunting ceaselessly day and night

They’ll knock each other out of the sky.

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Date: 28/05/2015 23:27:14
From: AwesomeO
ID: 730102
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

roughbarked said:


wookiemeister said:

you have thousands of drones swarming over an area for weeks

hunting ceaselessly day and night

They’ll knock each other out of the sky.

Nahh, they got some pretty impressive swarming technology now and it is still early days. Wookies problem is he is running out of money…..and sky.

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Date: 29/05/2015 05:57:56
From: roughbarked
ID: 730111
Subject: re: EP man develops cat only trap

AwesomeO said:


roughbarked said:

wookiemeister said:

you have thousands of drones swarming over an area for weeks

hunting ceaselessly day and night

They’ll knock each other out of the sky.

Nahh, they got some pretty impressive swarming technology now and it is still early days. Wookies problem is he is running out of money…..and sky.

Perhaps Wookieworld has a bigger sky and wookienomics ?

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