Date: 26/07/2015 18:21:25
From: Postpocelipse
ID: 753433
Subject: How to address and resolve every life situation with the voice of Churchill.

“Life event” = Sending kids to bed:

“……. and we come to this circumstance we find ourselves in, at this hour, every night, as it always has been and forever shall be, in which we recognise again the fleeing of the sun from our skies…………. yes, children,,,, that terrible when we are confronted with our shadows and must cling to the memory that the dawn will bring a new day and usher out our ghosts,,,,, whom we have spend the lightless hours with, huddled beneath our blankies and sheltered from the elements. Ever-present…… Is the fear……that our familiar sun will not rise and we will be lost to the phantoms of our nightmares!

Wisdom Inherent The Truth Will Set You Free-‘cause it’s boring

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Date: 26/07/2015 18:22:10
From: Postpocelipse
ID: 753434
Subject: re: How to address and resolve every life situation with the voice of Churchill.

Postpocelipse said:


“Life event” = Sending kids to bed:

“……. and we come to this circumstance we find ourselves in, at this hour, every night, as it always has been and forever shall be, in which we recognise again the fleeing of the sun from our skies…………. yes, children,,,, that terrible time when we are confronted with our shadows and must cling to the memory that the dawn will bring a new day and usher out our ghosts,,,,, whom we have spend the lightless hours with, huddled beneath our blankies and sheltered from the elements. Ever-present…… Is the fear……that our familiar sun will not rise and we will be lost to the phantoms of our nightmares!

Wisdom Inherent The Truth Will Set You Free-‘cause it’s boring

fixed

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Date: 26/07/2015 18:24:49
From: Postpocelipse
ID: 753435
Subject: re: How to address and resolve every life situation with the voice of Churchill.

which life event do you need resolved by churchills voice?

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Date: 26/07/2015 18:27:59
From: bob(from black rock)
ID: 753436
Subject: re: How to address and resolve every life situation with the voice of Churchill.

Postpocelipse said:


which life event do you need resolved by churchills voice?

Never before I the field of human conflict, has so much been owed by so many to so few?

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Date: 26/07/2015 18:30:56
From: Postpocelipse
ID: 753437
Subject: re: How to address and resolve every life situation with the voice of Churchill.

bob(from black rock) said:


Postpocelipse said:

which life event do you need resolved by churchills voice?

Never before I the field of human conflict, has so much been owed by so many to so few?

The challenge was lain before us and we rose to it….. regardless of the mighty foe…. the human spirit amongst us conquered the challenge and set us upon this day.. within the glow of victory….. but also within sight of the cost……………

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Date: 26/07/2015 18:42:34
From: Postpocelipse
ID: 753442
Subject: re: How to address and resolve every life situation with the voice of Churchill.

Churchill was known as a great orator. Why? To my ear his speeches have the feel of war drums during engagement. The tempo is deliberate and measured, prompting carefully considered action.

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Date: 26/07/2015 19:38:45
From: bob(from black rock)
ID: 753454
Subject: re: How to address and resolve every life situation with the voice of Churchill.

The Krauts lost.

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Date: 26/07/2015 19:42:32
From: dv
ID: 753457
Subject: re: How to address and resolve every life situation with the voice of Churchill.

It is interesting, or maybe not, that the two military men responsible for the terrible waste that was the fight for Gallipolli ended up being two of the most celebrated statesmen of the 20th century.

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Date: 26/07/2015 19:45:13
From: party_pants
ID: 753458
Subject: re: How to address and resolve every life situation with the voice of Churchill.

dv said:


It is interesting, or maybe not, that the two military men responsible for the terrible waste that was the fight for Gallipolli ended up being two of the most celebrated statesmen of the 20th century.

It was a good idea at the time. It very damn near worked too.

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Date: 26/07/2015 19:47:28
From: Peak Warming Man
ID: 753461
Subject: re: How to address and resolve every life situation with the voice of Churchill.

There’s a Gallipolli in Italy.
Not many people know that.

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Date: 26/07/2015 19:48:47
From: PermeateFree
ID: 753462
Subject: re: How to address and resolve every life situation with the voice of Churchill.

Peak Warming Man said:


There’s a Gallipolli in Italy.
Not many people know that.

And even fewer care.

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Date: 26/07/2015 19:53:19
From: dv
ID: 753463
Subject: re: How to address and resolve every life situation with the voice of Churchill.

Peak Warming Man said:


There’s a Gallipolli in Italy.
Not many people know that.

But I did.

Because it is the only one actually called Gallipolli on maps.

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Date: 26/07/2015 19:54:14
From: bob(from black rock)
ID: 753464
Subject: re: How to address and resolve every life situation with the voice of Churchill.

party_pants said:


dv said:

It is interesting, or maybe not, that the two military men responsible for the terrible waste that was the fight for Gallipolli ended up being two of the most celebrated statesmen of the 20th century.

It was a good idea at the time. It very damn near worked too.

Hitler wasn’t a Statesman, he was a criminal.

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Date: 26/07/2015 19:55:41
From: AwesomeO
ID: 753465
Subject: re: How to address and resolve every life situation with the voice of Churchill.

bob(from black rock) said:


party_pants said:

dv said:

It is interesting, or maybe not, that the two military men responsible for the terrible waste that was the fight for Gallipolli ended up being two of the most celebrated statesmen of the 20th century.

It was a good idea at the time. It very damn near worked too.

Hitler wasn’t a Statesman, he was a criminal.

He was referring to Ataturk and Churchill.

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Date: 26/07/2015 20:07:05
From: bob(from black rock)
ID: 753469
Subject: re: How to address and resolve every life situation with the voice of Churchill.

AwesomeO said:


bob(from black rock) said:

party_pants said:

It was a good idea at the time. It very damn near worked too.

Hitler wasn’t a Statesman, he was a criminal.

He was referring to Ataturk and Churchill.

Ataturk was a decent human being

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Date: 26/07/2015 20:17:51
From: bob(from black rock)
ID: 753478
Subject: re: How to address and resolve every life situation with the voice of Churchill.

bob(from black rock) said:


AwesomeO said:

bob(from black rock) said:

Hitler wasn’t a Statesman, he was a criminal.

He was referring to Ataturk and Churchill.

Ataturk was a decent human being

Those heroes that shed their blood and lost their lives … You are now lying in the soil of a friendly country. Therefore rest in peace. There is no difference between the Johnnies and the Mehmets to us where they lie side by side here in this country of ours … You, the mothers who sent their sons from faraway countries, wipe away your tears; your sons are now lying in our bosom and are in peace. After having lost their lives on this land they have become our sons as well.

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Date: 26/07/2015 20:39:03
From: Peak Warming Man
ID: 753488
Subject: re: How to address and resolve every life situation with the voice of Churchill.

How would you address a rogering the freckle off an old boiler life situation in Churchillian tones?

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Date: 26/07/2015 20:40:26
From: jjjust moi
ID: 753489
Subject: re: How to address and resolve every life situation with the voice of Churchill.

Peak Warming Man said:


How would you address a rogering the freckle off an old boiler life situation in Churchillian tones?

With a smile on your face :)

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Date: 26/07/2015 20:41:03
From: dv
ID: 753490
Subject: re: How to address and resolve every life situation with the voice of Churchill.

We will fuck them … on the beaches …

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Date: 26/07/2015 20:43:05
From: AwesomeO
ID: 753491
Subject: re: How to address and resolve every life situation with the voice of Churchill.

Peak Warming Man said:


How would you address a rogering the freckle off an old boiler life situation in Churchillian tones?

Into the breach have braved the 900…

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Date: 26/07/2015 20:44:21
From: party_pants
ID: 753492
Subject: re: How to address and resolve every life situation with the voice of Churchill.

Peak Warming Man said:


How would you address a rogering the freckle off an old boiler life situation in Churchillian tones?

Yes, I am drunk, and you are ugly. But in the morning I will wake up sober.

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Date: 26/07/2015 20:45:07
From: dv
ID: 753493
Subject: re: How to address and resolve every life situation with the voice of Churchill.

bob(from black rock) said:


party_pants said:

dv said:

It is interesting, or maybe not, that the two military men responsible for the terrible waste that was the fight for Gallipolli ended up being two of the most celebrated statesmen of the 20th century.

It was a good idea at the time. It very damn near worked too.

Hitler wasn’t a Statesman, he was a criminal.

Hitler was also not involved in Gallipolli.

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Date: 26/07/2015 20:46:40
From: Peak Warming Man
ID: 753494
Subject: re: How to address and resolve every life situation with the voice of Churchill.

Maybe, “if the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, she will still say, This was your finest five minutes.”

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Date: 26/07/2015 20:51:38
From: Peak Warming Man
ID: 753495
Subject: re: How to address and resolve every life situation with the voice of Churchill.

If we can stand up to him, all Europe may be freed and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sunlit uplands.
But if we fail, then the whole world, including the United States, including all that we have known and cared for, will sink into the abyss of a new dark age made more sinister, and perhaps more protracted, by the lights of perverted science.
—————————————————————————-

He had a good speech writer that’s for sure.

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Date: 26/07/2015 20:55:24
From: JudgeMental
ID: 753496
Subject: re: How to address and resolve every life situation with the voice of Churchill.

He had a good speech writer that’s for sure.

T.A. Milligan, from the Beeb.

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Date: 26/07/2015 21:28:46
From: transition
ID: 753507
Subject: re: How to address and resolve every life situation with the voice of Churchill.

Peak Warming Man said:


How would you address a rogering the freckle off an old boiler life situation in Churchillian tones?

she’ll bend over’n show me her rear end
we shall fuck at every chance
trees’n shower til her lips’n me big fella’s cherry red
with growin’ confidence’n growin’ strength
bend’n destroy me mind, whatever, sometimes bed
we will fuck, get it on beaches
we’ll fuck on sand’n abrasions
we shall fuck in the fields’n in the streets
fuck in ‘m hills, goin’ to go on fuckin’ forever you bet

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Date: 26/07/2015 21:54:12
From: CrazyNeutrino
ID: 753515
Subject: re: How to address and resolve every life situation with the voice of Churchill.

And along comes this moment we didnt want, it makes you want to drop bombs in the toilet, all this time, beneath our feet to the core of the planet, and above out heads to the moon, monsters come from the stars, they come towards you in the dark, they come towards you underground and they taunt your very being, you must face the infinite space that surrounds you, if your turn your back it will take away your soul, you must compose your journey, see yourself from a distance, see the monsters from a distance, face your past, face your present, face your future and and together we can run nude in the fields once more.

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Date: 27/07/2015 07:12:07
From: Postpocelipse
ID: 753578
Subject: re: How to address and resolve every life situation with the voice of Churchill.

CrazyNeutrino said:


And along comes this moment we didnt want, it makes you want to drop bombs in the toilet, all this time, beneath our feet to the core of the planet, and above out heads to the moon, monsters come from the stars, they come towards you in the dark, they come towards you underground and they taunt your very being, you must face the infinite space that surrounds you, if your turn your back it will take away your soul, you must compose your journey, see yourself from a distance, see the monsters from a distance, face your past, face your present, face your future and and together we can run nude in the fields once more.

I did not know Churchill was a naturalist till now. :D

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Date: 27/07/2015 07:24:18
From: Postpocelipse
ID: 753579
Subject: re: How to address and resolve every life situation with the voice of Churchill.

Children who won’t eat:

“How can you have your cigar if you don’t eat your vegetables?”

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Date: 27/07/2015 12:26:47
From: mollwollfumble
ID: 753642
Subject: re: How to address and resolve every life situation with the voice of Churchill.

Postpocelipse said:


which life event do you need resolved by churchills voice?

Got anything for getting rid of leeches – the human kind?

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Date: 27/07/2015 12:27:44
From: roughbarked
ID: 753643
Subject: re: How to address and resolve every life situation with the voice of Churchill.

mollwollfumble said:


Postpocelipse said:

which life event do you need resolved by churchills voice?

Got anything for getting rid of leeches – the human kind?

Empty pockets don’t attract them.

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Date: 27/07/2015 12:29:42
From: Cymek
ID: 753644
Subject: re: How to address and resolve every life situation with the voice of Churchill.

mollwollfumble said:


Postpocelipse said:

which life event do you need resolved by churchills voice?

Got anything for getting rid of leeches – the human kind?

I suppose it depends on how much you may miss them if you are blunt and tell them to f’off

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Date: 27/07/2015 12:32:42
From: Postpocelipse
ID: 753645
Subject: re: How to address and resolve every life situation with the voice of Churchill.

mollwollfumble said:


Postpocelipse said:

which life event do you need resolved by churchills voice?

Got anything for getting rid of leeches – the human kind?

We have amongst, commonly, a plague and blight upon the human specimen. In-laws are a menace to a confluent and prosperous future!

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Date: 27/07/2015 12:34:31
From: Postpocelipse
ID: 753646
Subject: re: How to address and resolve every life situation with the voice of Churchill.

mollwollfumble said:


Postpocelipse said:

which life event do you need resolved by churchills voice?

Got anything for getting rid of leeches – the human kind?

We have amongst, commonly, a plague and blight upon the human specimen. I say to you good Britains, In-laws are a menace to a confluent and prosperous future!

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