Date: 24/10/2015 23:57:33
From: bob(from black rock)
ID: 792834
Subject: I yamma

So what comes next?

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Date: 25/10/2015 00:12:56
From: wookiemeister
ID: 792835
Subject: re: I yamma

dunno why drax bothered building a space station to host the übermensch

everyone could have gone into a fleet of submarines and the poison released

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Date: 25/10/2015 00:14:15
From: wookiemeister
ID: 792836
Subject: re: I yamma

that’s the problem with Bond villains , they aren’t ideas men

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Date: 25/10/2015 00:18:54
From: bob(from black rock)
ID: 792837
Subject: re: I yamma

wookiemeister said:


dunno why drax bothered building a space station to host the übermensch

everyone could have gone into a fleet of submarines and the poison released

“‘Tick, 10/10, how did you get that so quickly?

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Date: 25/10/2015 00:19:50
From: wookiemeister
ID: 792838
Subject: re: I yamma

bob(from black rock) said:


wookiemeister said:

dunno why drax bothered building a space station to host the übermensch

everyone could have gone into a fleet of submarines and the poison released

“‘Tick, 10/10, how did you get that so quickly?


they might have just worn suits and say around watching TV

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Date: 25/10/2015 00:20:35
From: wookiemeister
ID: 792839
Subject: re: I yamma

drax people don’t strike me as TV watchers though

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Date: 25/10/2015 09:56:38
From: mollwollfumble
ID: 792858
Subject: re: I yamma

bob(from black rock) said:


So what comes next?

My standard used to be “I yamma boffin”

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Date: 25/10/2015 10:28:55
From: mollwollfumble
ID: 792864
Subject: re: I yamma

I’ve noticed that people tend to finish off “I yamma …” in one of four different ways.

1. By training, eg. “I yamma Musician”.
2. By military rank eg. “I yamma Major”.
3. By genealogy, eg “I yamma Cruikshank”.
4. By humour, eg. “I yamma Danger”.

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Date: 25/10/2015 10:30:49
From: Peak Warming Man
ID: 792866
Subject: re: I yamma

ha

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Date: 25/10/2015 10:31:09
From: wookiemeister
ID: 792868
Subject: re: I yamma

ha

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Date: 25/10/2015 11:12:48
From: Michael V
ID: 792884
Subject: re: I yamma

Sings

I yam what I yam, I yam, I yam, I yam.
I yam what I yam, I yam, I yam, I yam.
I yam what I yam, I yam, I yam, I yam.

(I know, I know – what a lot of old Tosh.)

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Date: 25/10/2015 11:16:46
From: Peak Warming Man
ID: 792885
Subject: re: I yamma

Michael V said:


Sings

I yam what I yam, I yam, I yam, I yam.
I yam what I yam, I yam, I yam, I yam.
I yam what I yam, I yam, I yam, I yam.

(I know, I know – what a lot of old Tosh.)

Popeye?

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Date: 25/10/2015 12:06:24
From: Michael V
ID: 792901
Subject: re: I yamma

Peak Warming Man said:


Michael V said:

Sings

I yam what I yam, I yam, I yam, I yam.
I yam what I yam, I yam, I yam, I yam.
I yam what I yam, I yam, I yam, I yam.

(I know, I know – what a lot of old Tosh.)

Popeye?

Peter Tosh – a Jamaican reggae singer from the 1970s.

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Date: 25/10/2015 12:20:25
From: Peak Warming Man
ID: 792906
Subject: re: I yamma

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VXU6a9PcNI

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Date: 25/10/2015 12:57:13
From: bob(from black rock)
ID: 792921
Subject: re: I yamma

mollwollfumble said:


I’ve noticed that people tend to finish off “I yamma …” in one of four different ways.

1. By training, eg. “I yamma Musician”.
2. By military rank eg. “I yamma Major”.
3. By genealogy, eg “I yamma Cruikshank”.
4. By humour, eg. “I yamma Danger”.

Sings the best answer

“I yamma woman in love, and I do anything to get you into my world,”

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Date: 25/10/2015 13:00:39
From: roughbarked
ID: 792923
Subject: re: I yamma

I yamma grandfather.

sings, I yamma grandaughter.

~https://farm6.staticflickr.com/5820/21827167204_5ffb187b6c_z.jpg!

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Date: 25/10/2015 13:01:09
From: roughbarked
ID: 792925
Subject: re: I yamma

roughbarked said:


I yamma grandfather.

sings, I yamma grandaughter.


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Date: 25/10/2015 16:49:57
From: mollwollfumble
ID: 792968
Subject: re: I yamma

> I yam what I yam

You may have missed this joke:

Proof that God is white. God said to Moses “I am that I am”. If he was black he would say “Ah is what ah is!”

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Date: 25/10/2015 16:58:42
From: roughbarked
ID: 792973
Subject: re: I yamma

mollwollfumble said:


> I yam what I yam

You may have missed this joke:

Proof that God is white. God said to Moses “I am that I am”. If he was black he would say “Ah is what ah is!”

and the Mullah Nasrudin said. “I am as strong now as when I was a young man”.

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Date: 25/10/2015 16:59:16
From: JudgeMental
ID: 792974
Subject: re: I yamma

and moses would have wondered what the hell god was saying.

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Date: 25/10/2015 17:02:06
From: roughbarked
ID: 792976
Subject: re: I yamma

JudgeMental said:


and moses would have wondered what the hell god was saying.

The Mullah explained it simply, “see that rock there? I couldn’t move it then and I cannot move it now.”

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