Please post your Near Death Experience posts here.

bob(from black rock) said:

Please post your Near Death Experience posts here.

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bob(from black rock) said:

bob(from black rock) said:

Please post your Near Death Experience posts here.

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Sorry that should have been

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bob(from black rock) said:

Please post your Near Death Experience posts here.

I’ve posted it before, but many years ago. To summarise, I had a NDE when I was nowhere near death. I was extremely emotionally disturbed at the time, and this was shortly before I spent time in a mental hospital. I went through all the normal NDE phenomena while mentally following the path of greatest fear while physically pounding a pillow while kneeling beside my bed.

Included: meeting the “shadow” archetype, passing through the tunnel/vortex colloquially known as the “valley of the shadow”, once through encountering a sudden sensation of peace and freedom from fear, encountering Jesus.

This was just the start; physical changes in the next month: my eyesight improved by one dioptre in both eyes, my feet that had been of different lengths my whole life suddenly became the same length, I grew about 3.5 cm taller.

I died three months ago.

There’s nothing on the other side.

I have experienced nearly dying lots of times – Is that what you mean?

I died three months ago.

but got better.

ChrispenEvan said:

I died three months ago.

but got better.

Not really. I was forced to get better by some interfering paramedics.

bloody meddling paramedics. where is alex when you need her?

Ive been dead since birth.

I was dead before that as well.

Being a zombie is easy.

I bit into some sultana bread toast without letting it cool off and I was in so much pain that I took a step backwards and stood on a Lego piece and then tripped over onto my laptop and accidentally launched Internet Explorer.

dv said:

accidentally launched Internet Explorer.

definitely NDE

sibeen said:

I died three months ago.

and ended up here

wookiemeister said:

sibeen said:

I died three months ago.

and ended up here

Shit! what did you do? rape all the Vestral Virgins?

bob(from black rock) said:

wookiemeister said:

sibeen said:

I died three months ago.

and ended up here

Shit! what did you do? rape all the Vestral Virgins?

not me sibeen

wookiemeister said:

bob(from black rock) said:

wookiemeister said:

Shit! what did you do? rape all the Vestral Virgins?

not me sibeen

in Australia its the sacred vegemite virgins

death before birth must be scary

wookiemeister said:

bob(from black rock) said:

wookiemeister said:

Shit! what did you do? rape all the Vestral Virgins?

not me sibeen

Yeah I’ve heard he is a bit of a Root Rat.

CrazyNeutrino said:

death before birth must be scary

the sensation of orgasm can be called La petite mort, which translates directly to “the little death” so technically, every birth starts with a little death

CrazyNeutrino said:

death before birth must be scary

as usually only one sperm fertilizers each egg it does happen very often.

Arts said:

CrazyNeutrino said:

death before birth must be scary

the sensation of orgasm can be called La petite mort, which translates directly to “the little death” so technically, every birth starts with a little death

Tess, the lead character in Thomas Hardy’s Tess of the D’Urbervilles, is raped, then later meets her rapist and shortly after sees what she thinks is an omen. Hardy has this to say about it:
“She felt the petite mort at this unexpectedly gruesome information, and left the solitary man behind her.”

This is for when you really want to be on the next flight

but there is still a small chance that an air pocket might push the other plane up

giving you that NDE

CrazyNeutrino said:

This is for when you really want to be on the next flight

but there is still a small chance that an air pocket might push the other plane up

giving you that NDE

FARQ I wonder if the photographer filled his nickers?

CrazyNeutrino said:

This is for when you really want to be on the next flight

but there is still a small chance that an air pocket might push the other plane up

giving you that NDE

shopped.

party_pants said:

CrazyNeutrino said:

This is for when you really want to be on the next flight

but there is still a small chance that an air pocket might push the other plane up

giving you that NDE

shopped.

Could be, but my anal sphincter can’t make that judgement!

bob(from black rock) said:

CrazyNeutrino said:

This is for when you really want to be on the next flight

!http://i.imgur.com/RlccJbO.jpg

but there is still a small chance that an air pocket might push the other plane up

giving you that NDE

FARQ I wonder if the photographer filled his nickers?

Shopped!

Oops, beaten to it…