My New Years Resolution is to convert to light time. Normal years are dragging me down.

Postpocelipse said:

My New Years Resolution is to convert to light time. Normal years are dragging me down.

My new years resolution is to be in a permanent state of dilligaf. Come to think of it, screw new years, I’m already there.

I’m still going to use ordinary taxis.

party_pants said:

I’m still going to use ordinary taxis.

Can you get one? You are among the privileged few :)

I will too.. Uber does not supply rides for people in wheelchairs

Arts said:

I will too.. Uber does not supply rides for people in wheelchairs

You should write them a letter.

dv said:

Arts said:

I will too.. Uber does not supply rides for people in wheelchairs

You should write them a letter.

technically, I could be a wheelchair accessible Uber driver… but I don’t want to . Our cabbie is a lovely Muslim man who is always available to drive around Christmas time…

I resolve that next year:

a) I will not enter the Monte Carlo Rally
b) I will not climb the North Face of Everest
c) I will not dress in drag as Hyacinth Bucket and star in a new series of Keeping Up Appearances
d) I will not be the first man on Mars
e) Lots of other stuff

My new years resolutions will be to do more art work, a bit less internet, more tolerance towards others, and embark on ways towards self improvement.

I will endeavor to drink less alcohol, drink more water more listening to the air, buy a coffee machine, plant some pot plants and run naked after women,

plant some veggies and fix up some stuff, etc

Bubblecar said:

I resolve that next year:

a) I will not enter the Monte Carlo Rally
b) I will not climb the North Face of Everest
c) I will not dress in drag as Hyacinth Bucket and star in a new series of Keeping Up Appearances
d) I will not be the first man on Mars
e) Lots of other stuff

c) might be tricky unless you stay focused.

CrazyNeutrino said:

run naked after women,

So… a modern day Harpo?

I promise not to appear in any Star Wars Movies or in any other movie
I promise not o to appear on any Music CD
I promise not to appear on public TV or make any Public appearances
I promise not to start any wars, shoot people, or bomb neighbors homes using a drone

CrazyNeutrino said:

I promise not to start any wars, shoot people, or bomb neighbors homes using a drone

You’ve had difficulty avoiding these activities I take it?

Postpocelipse said:

My New Years Resolution is to convert to light time. Normal years are dragging me down.

Or try Milne’s cosmology. The length of a year is proportional to age. So time becomes exponential.

mollwollfumble said:

Postpocelipse said:

My New Years Resolution is to convert to light time. Normal years are dragging me down.

Or try Milne’s cosmology. The length of a year is proportional to age. So time becomes exponential.

ooooh! I like!

:D

All I want for Christmas is a new right knee, a new right knee, a new right knee.
And a cure for my tendonitis and osteoarthritis.

Resolutions. I resolve to hire a bulldozer and remove all speed bumps and traffic calming devices in Melbourne.

I can’t make a science related resolution because all science is now a solved problem, there’s nothing significant left to discover.

I resolve to visit alpha centauri.

Have started early on the resolution to start living on light time. Just installed SSD to run Win 10. Stable. Fast. Sweet.