There have been some bizarre deaths throughout history
What are the most inevitable morte increíble circumstances?
Kim Jong Un will be killed by a peasant who’s family was disappeared.
Postpocelipse said:
Kim Jong Un will be killed by a peasant who’s family was disappeared.
That or he’ll choke on his steak while watching an execution…….
Frédéric Prinz von Anhalt will hang around too close to a high intensity microwave transmitter and die within two weeks.
That’s bizarre, it’s a death, but I don’t think that’s a prediction.
I predict Rupert Murdoch will shuffle off this mortal coil after choking on a large plate of baked beans and hot dogs, and no one rushes to do the Heimlich maneuver on him.
Betty White will break a hip filming a sex scene and die from “complications”.
ruby said:
That’s bizarre, it’s a death, but I don’t think that’s a prediction.I predict Rupert Murdoch will shuffle off this mortal coil after choking on a large plate of baked beans and hot dogs, and no one rushes to do the Heimlich maneuver on him.
I’d like to watch nobody’s heads turning.
roughbarked said:
ruby said:
That’s bizarre, it’s a death, but I don’t think that’s a prediction.I predict Rupert Murdoch will shuffle off this mortal coil after choking on a large plate of baked beans and hot dogs, and no one rushes to do the Heimlich maneuver on him.
I’d like to watch nobody’s heads turning.
I think if you’re the type of person who stands by and does nothing while someone is dying (no matter who is is) that says a lot about the type of person you are…
stumpy_seahorse said:
roughbarked said:
ruby said:
That’s bizarre, it’s a death, but I don’t think that’s a prediction.I predict Rupert Murdoch will shuffle off this mortal coil after choking on a large plate of baked beans and hot dogs, and no one rushes to do the Heimlich maneuver on him.
I’d like to watch nobody’s heads turning.
I think if you’re the type of person who stands by and does nothing while someone is dying (no matter who is is) that says a lot about the type of person you are…
You are too quick to judge. I didn’t say I wouldn’t help.
roughbarked said:
stumpy_seahorse said:
roughbarked said:I’d like to watch nobody’s heads turning.
I think if you’re the type of person who stands by and does nothing while someone is dying (no matter who is is) that says a lot about the type of person you are…
You are too quick to judge. I didn’t say I wouldn’t help.
so getting enjoyment out of watching people let someone die is better in some way?…
stumpy_seahorse said:
roughbarked said:
stumpy_seahorse said:I think if you’re the type of person who stands by and does nothing while someone is dying (no matter who is is) that says a lot about the type of person you are…
You are too quick to judge. I didn’t say I wouldn’t help.
so getting enjoyment out of watching people let someone die is better in some way?…
Interest doesn’t have to be enjoyable.
roughbarked said:
stumpy_seahorse said:
roughbarked said:You are too quick to judge. I didn’t say I wouldn’t help.
so getting enjoyment out of watching people let someone die is better in some way?…
Interest doesn’t have to be enjoyable.
“I’d like to watch nobody’s heads turning.”
like – your words…
stumpy_seahorse said:
roughbarked said:
ruby said:
That’s bizarre, it’s a death, but I don’t think that’s a prediction.I predict Rupert Murdoch will shuffle off this mortal coil after choking on a large plate of baked beans and hot dogs, and no one rushes to do the Heimlich maneuver on him.
I’d like to watch nobody’s heads turning.
I think if you’re the type of person who stands by and does nothing while someone is dying (no matter who is is) that says a lot about the type of person you are…
Untimely death is regrettable. As it is a completely natural reality, a timely death should be respected. I would take an interest in how many people would notice Rupert choking on a baked bean. One might even consider it his debt to the world to have an interesting or bizarre death. Most likely he’ll have a heart attack in bed trying to push out a fart and everybody will ask where his money is going.
Postpocelipse said:
Most likely he’ll have a heart attack in bed trying to push out a fart and everybody will ask where his money is going.
But… Valsalva Manoeuvre is one of the most common home remedies for heart attack.
;-)
Rule 303 said:
Postpocelipse said:Most likely he’ll have a heart attack in bed trying to push out a fart and everybody will ask where his money is going.
But… Valsalva Manoeuvre is one of the most common home remedies for heart attack.
;-)
Are you saying he’s a tightarse?
Rule 303 said:
Postpocelipse said:Most likely he’ll have a heart attack in bed trying to push out a fart and everybody will ask where his money is going.
But… Valsalva Manoeuvre is one of the most common home remedies for heart attack.
;-)
I bet he’s had a secret project going ever since The Simpson’s came up with the immortal head jars……..
roughbarked said:
Rule 303 said:
Postpocelipse said:Most likely he’ll have a heart attack in bed trying to push out a fart and everybody will ask where his money is going.
But… Valsalva Manoeuvre is one of the most common home remedies for heart attack.
;-)
Are you saying he’s a tightarse?
Never!!!
:P
stumpy_seahorse said:
I think if you’re the type of person who stands by and does nothing while someone is dying (no matter who is is) that says a lot about the type of person you are…
Agreed.
Making a light hearted comment about Rupert Murdoch dying, and observing people’s reactions, on the other hand says something totally different.
I’d hazard a guess there is a good chance a ‘world’s longest toenail’ person will be sniper assassinated by a person with germophobe OCD.
I have to admit that the last part of my Rupert Murdoch prediction was in poor taste.
Maneuver instead of manoeuvre, oh dear….
ruby said:
I have to admit that the last part of my Rupert Murdoch prediction was in poor taste.Maneuver instead of manoeuvre, oh dear….
It is a hard word to spell in a hard row to hoe. In humour, isn’t there some poetic jurisprudence?
Stupid Deaths, Stupid Deaths
They’re funny ‘cause they’re true (Woo! )
Stupid Deaths, Stupid Deaths
Hope next time it’s not you! (He Heeeee~)
For list see https://horriblehistoriestv.wordpress.com/stupid-deaths/
stumpy_seahorse said:
roughbarked said:
stumpy_seahorse said:I think if you’re the type of person who stands by and does nothing while someone is dying (no matter who is is) that says a lot about the type of person you are…
You are too quick to judge. I didn’t say I wouldn’t help.
so getting enjoyment out of watching people let someone die is better in some way?…
stumpy_seahorse said:
roughbarked said:
ruby said:
That’s bizarre, it’s a death, but I don’t think that’s a prediction.I predict Rupert Murdoch will shuffle off this mortal coil after choking on a large plate of baked beans and hot dogs, and no one rushes to do the Heimlich maneuver on him.
I’d like to watch nobody’s heads turning.
I think if you’re the type of person who stands by and does nothing while someone is dying (no matter who is is) that says a lot about the type of person you are…
in reality there are not very many people that could stand by and watch a person die without wanting to help
Dropbear said:
stumpy_seahorse said:
roughbarked said:I’d like to watch nobody’s heads turning.
I think if you’re the type of person who stands by and does nothing while someone is dying (no matter who is is) that says a lot about the type of person you are…
in reality there are not very many people that could stand by and watch a person die without wanting to help
dv said:
Dropbear said:
stumpy_seahorse said:I think if you’re the type of person who stands by and does nothing while someone is dying (no matter who is is) that says a lot about the type of person you are…
in reality there are not very many people that could stand by and watch a person die without wanting to help
!https://literaturemusings.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/obi-wan-2.jpg
I’ve never let any person or animal die without offering help.
http://diply.com/viral-news/article/strangest-ways-people-have-died
roughbarked said:
dv said:
Dropbear said:in reality there are not very many people that could stand by and watch a person die without wanting to help
!https://literaturemusings.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/obi-wan-2.jpg
I’ve never let any person or animal die without offering help.
make up your mind…
you said this:
“I’d like to watch nobody’s heads turning.”
in response to this:
“I predict Rupert Murdoch will shuffle off this mortal coil after choking on a large plate of baked beans and hot dogs, and no one rushes to do the Heimlich maneuver on him.”
stumpy_seahorse said:
roughbarked said:
dv said:!https://literaturemusings.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/obi-wan-2.jpg
I’ve never let any person or animal die without offering help.
make up your mind…
you said this:
“I’d like to watch nobody’s heads turning.”in response to this:
“I predict Rupert Murdoch will shuffle off this mortal coil after choking on a large plate of baked beans and hot dogs, and no one rushes to do the Heimlich maneuver on him.”
Haven’t killed a hot dog for more than 50 years.
roughbarked said:
dv said:
Dropbear said:in reality there are not very many people that could stand by and watch a person die without wanting to help
!https://literaturemusings.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/obi-wan-2.jpg
I’ve never let any person or animal die without offering help.
I can’t say the same. I’ve killed animals.
stumpy_seahorse said:
roughbarked said:
dv said:!https://literaturemusings.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/obi-wan-2.jpg
I’ve never let any person or animal die without offering help.
make up your mind…
you said this:
“I’d like to watch nobody’s heads turning.”in response to this:
“I predict Rupert Murdoch will shuffle off this mortal coil after choking on a large plate of baked beans and hot dogs, and no one rushes to do the Heimlich maneuver on him.”
Were you just asking Roughie to be consistent?
sibeen said:
stumpy_seahorse said:
roughbarked said:I’ve never let any person or animal die without offering help.
make up your mind…
you said this:
“I’d like to watch nobody’s heads turning.”in response to this:
“I predict Rupert Murdoch will shuffle off this mortal coil after choking on a large plate of baked beans and hot dogs, and no one rushes to do the Heimlich maneuver on him.”Were you just asking Roughie to be consistent?
yeah, sorry for taking his words out of in to context…