http://s2.photobucket.com/albums/y20/PerthPurplePenguin/vids/?action=view¤t=cvUMHvLZ.flv

This video had us in stitches.

SueBk said:

http://s2.photobucket.com/albums/y20/PerthPurplePenguin/vids/?action=view¤t=cvUMHvLZ.flv

This video had us in stitches.

Nobody liked the pussy cat?

SueBk said:

SueBk said:

http://s2.photobucket.com/albums/y20/PerthPurplePenguin/vids/?action=view¤t=cvUMHvLZ.flv

This video had us in stitches.

Nobody liked the pussy cat?

Mor’n Sue:D

I have just watched it, cos’ yesterday was shopping day…. catching up here.

So funny…. wasn’t the little cats face concentrating on what it was watching……

We have cats and they often have us laughing at their antics. Though being uses as a speedway while asleep in bed…… isn’t what we call fun.

SueBk said:

SueBk said:

http://s2.photobucket.com/albums/y20/PerthPurplePenguin/vids/?action=view¤t=cvUMHvLZ.flv

This video had us in stitches.

Nobody liked the pussy cat?

Yes I did but I just never thought to post a comment.

SueBk said:

SueBk said:

http://s2.photobucket.com/albums/y20/PerthPurplePenguin/vids/?action=view¤t=cvUMHvLZ.flv

This video had us in stitches.

Nobody liked the pussy cat?

I did! sorry I forgot to say!

I just thought maybe it got lost in the chatter and peoples had missed a great opportunity for a laugh. By 6pm yesterday I sure needed a laugh! Designing databases turns my head inside out. Not a pretty sight.

Refilled my carrot bin. The no-dig seems to decompose more around the edges; guess it gets more heat. The straw from about 3 or 4 inches in, all the way around was still whole; whereas the edges are lovely crumbly soil for another layer down. I’ve respread the compacted straw; added a layer and filled it up. I think I’ll make the top layer a little deeper yet.

Pulled all my silverbeet. It’s really ratty. Might be best as chook food I think. I’ll have a look through it all later. Haven’t got to the pak choy – it’s started to rain. Just a wee bit.

Cat’s sniffing the bucket of silverbeet rather intensely. I wonder if she’ll nibble? I put the container of cat grass I’m growing into her cage. She smelt it all over and licked it. Its rather fine, bit difficult for a cat to actually chew on. Maybe when it grows a bit more.

Might have to choof off to the DVD shop now, before it starts raining in earnest. Got to make a carrot cake later. I had carrots from last week; bought some lovely looking ones at the markets on Saturday; and The Man couldn’t see them so he bought more yesterday. And after eating home grown ones, the store boughts are … well … a bit crunch and that’s about all they’ve got going for them. Figure I’ll put the shop ones in a cake, and keep the market ones for salad.

Arvo all ….
I loved that video SueBk. Soooooo funny :-)

Body Statistics

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).
The average man’s penis is three times the length of his thumb.
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
A woman’s heart beats faster than a man’s.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person’s skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.
Men who read this are probably still busy checking their thumbs.

The average man’s penis is three times the length of his thumb.
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They wish! LOL.

SueBk said:

SueBk said:

http://s2.photobucket.com/albums/y20/PerthPurplePenguin/vids/?action=view¤t=cvUMHvLZ.flv

This video had us in stitches.

Nobody liked the pussy cat?

Loved how the cat took off when the paper shot out.

Women reading this will be finished now.
Men who read this are probably still busy checking their thumbs.

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Rotfluts!!!

Ain’t it the truth?

Gonna show MrD

The Expert.

A Queensland jackeroo is overseeing his animals in remote territory when suddenly a brand-new BMW advances out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a designer suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, ‘If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?’

The jackaroo looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing animals and calmly answers, ‘Sure, why not?’

The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg , Germany .

Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel Spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the Jackeroo and says, ‘You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves.’

‘That’s right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves,’ says the Jackeroo.

He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.

Then the Jackeroo says to the young man, ‘Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?’

The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, ‘Okay, why not?’

‘You work for the Australian Government’, says the Jackeroo.

‘Wow! That’s correct,’ says the yuppie, ‘but how did you guess that?’

‘No guessing required.’ answered the jackeroo. ‘You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used all kinds of expensive equipment that clearly somebody else paid for, You tried to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don’t know a bloody thing about cows .. this is a flock of sheep. Now give me back my dog.’

LOLOLOL!!

I love it!

veg gardener said:

‘No guessing required.’ answered the jackeroo. ‘You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used all kinds of expensive equipment that clearly somebody else paid for, You tried to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don’t know a bloody thing about cows .. this is a flock of sheep. Now give me back my dog.’

ROFL – thanks vg :) Will send that on to my govt colleagues… very appropriate since we work in satellite imagery! (although we do know the difference between cows, sheep, and dogs!)

i like it ROTFL.

Not sure if this has been posted before.. this page has a video of two chickens breaking up a fight between two rabbits :)

http://www.news.com.au/perthnow/story/0,21598,24669307-5014325,00.html

bon008 said:

Not sure if this has been posted before.. this page has a video of two chickens breaking up a fight between two rabbits :)

http://www.news.com.au/perthnow/story/0,21598,24669307-5014325,00.html

he he!

bon008 said:

Not sure if this has been posted before.. this page has a video of two chickens breaking up a fight between two rabbits :)

http://www.news.com.au/perthnow/story/0,21598,24669307-5014325,00.html

Seen it before…. but it sure cracks me up to see it again…….LOL

Doctors’ Opinion of Financial Bail Out Package

The Allergists voted to scratch it, and the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve, and the Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.

The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted; the Pathologists yelled, ‘Over my dead body!’ while the Pediatricians said, ‘Oh, Grow up!’

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the Radiologists could see right through it, and the Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, ‘This puts a whole new face on the matter.’

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn’t hold water.

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to some assholes in Washington.