Okay, I am advancing in years and have a question to ask which is a little embarrassing. It’s about the dreaded subject or URINATION.
My question to the panel of experts is this: as a middle-aged man, why is it that when I get on the turps I can piss like a horse but normally I have to strain a bit to really clear the bladder?
Obviousman said:
Okay, I am advancing in years and have a question to ask which is a little embarrassing. It’s about the dreaded subject or URINATION.My question to the panel of experts is this: as a middle-aged man, why is it that when I get on the turps I can piss like a horse but normally I have to strain a bit to really clear the bladder?
Well there has been some discussion about diruretic effects from drinking piss.
roughbarked said:
Obviousman said:
Okay, I am advancing in years and have a question to ask which is a little embarrassing. It’s about the dreaded subject or URINATION.My question to the panel of experts is this: as a middle-aged man, why is it that when I get on the turps I can piss like a horse but normally I have to strain a bit to really clear the bladder?
Well there has been some discussion about diruretic effects from drinking piss.
Then there is the other one. Do you ever drink as much water when you aren’t drinking piss?
probably something to do with an enlarged prostate.
party_pants said:
probably something to do with an enlarged prostate.
Which most older men have.
find a female Asian doctor with small fingers.
party_pants said:
find a female Asian doctor with small fingers.
Wishful thinking.
roughbarked said:
roughbarked said:
Obviousman said:
Okay, I am advancing in years and have a question to ask which is a little embarrassing. It’s about the dreaded subject or URINATION.My question to the panel of experts is this: as a middle-aged man, why is it that when I get on the turps I can piss like a horse but normally I have to strain a bit to really clear the bladder?
Well there has been some discussion about diruretic effects from drinking piss.
Then there is the other one. Do you ever drink as much water when you aren’t drinking piss?
Yes, a couple of times – especially when I am going for a blood test (to build up blood volume and make it easy to find a vein). Yet this results in me pissing every 20 mins… and although it flows freely, it’s not the same as when i am on the piss.
Obviousman said:
roughbarked said:
roughbarked said:Well there has been some discussion about diruretic effects from drinking piss.
Then there is the other one. Do you ever drink as much water when you aren’t drinking piss?
Yes, a couple of times – especially when I am going for a blood test (to build up blood volume and make it easy to find a vein). Yet this results in me pissing every 20 mins… and although it flows freely, it’s not the same as when i am on the piss.
easy fix…
stay on the piss
stumpy_seahorse said:
Obviousman said:
roughbarked said:Then there is the other one. Do you ever drink as much water when you aren’t drinking piss?
Yes, a couple of times – especially when I am going for a blood test (to build up blood volume and make it easy to find a vein). Yet this results in me pissing every 20 mins… and although it flows freely, it’s not the same as when i am on the piss.
easy fix…
stay on the piss
I like that answer. I think I will keep seeing Dr Seahorse.
Obviousman said:
stumpy_seahorse said:
Obviousman said:Yes, a couple of times – especially when I am going for a blood test (to build up blood volume and make it easy to find a vein). Yet this results in me pissing every 20 mins… and although it flows freely, it’s not the same as when i am on the piss.
easy fix…
stay on the piss
I like that answer. I think I will keep seeing Dr Seahorse.
Though the medicos mouth on about blood and alcohol not mixing, in reality they are thinking that if the old codger has got this far, drinking a bit of piss shouldn’t harm him much more.
stumpy_seahorse said:
I endorse this.
Obviousman said:
roughbarked said:Then there is the other one. Do you ever drink as much water when you aren’t drinking piss?
Yes, a couple of times – especially when I am going for a blood test (to build up blood volume and make it easy to find a vein). Yet this results in me pissing every 20 mins… and although it flows freely, it’s not the same as when i am on the piss.
easy fix…
stay on the piss
Michael V said:
stumpy_seahorse said:I endorse this.
Obviousman said:Yes, a couple of times – especially when I am going for a blood test (to build up blood volume and make it easy to find a vein). Yet this results in me pissing every 20 mins… and although it flows freely, it’s not the same as when i am on the piss.
easy fix…
stay on the piss
roughbarked said:
Michael V said:
stumpy_seahorse said:I endorse this.easy fix…
stay on the piss
Trouble is, it is best done with mates and some poor bastard has to drive.
At which point; thank the lord for the internet.
Obviousman said:
Okay, I am advancing in years and have a question to ask which is a little embarrassing. It’s about the dreaded subject or URINATION.My question to the panel of experts is this: as a middle-aged man, why is it that when I get on the turps I can piss like a horse but normally I have to strain a bit to really clear the bladder?
Obviousman said:
Okay, I am advancing in years and have a question to ask which is a little embarrassing. It’s about the dreaded subject or URINATION.My question to the panel of experts is this: as a middle-aged man, why is it that when I get on the turps I can piss like a horse but normally I have to strain a bit to really clear the bladder?
You could try experimenting drinking the same amount of water as the beer in the same time frame
keeping in mind that water gets absorbed more into the body than alcohol