Date: 7/05/2016 16:42:10
From: Postpocelipse
ID: 886233
Subject: The Monty Python Museum

Think I like an idea for an option to clubs and pubs. The Monty Python Museum would be a place where there is 24hr MP playing and facilities in which one can experience such pythonesque moments as being hit on the head with an oversize wooden mallet, arguing on the mortal state of a parrot and of course the Pay-To-Argue-Desk.

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Date: 7/05/2016 16:45:45
From: Postpocelipse
ID: 886235
Subject: re: The Monty Python Museum

…..obviously a road would be supplied to climb……

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Date: 7/05/2016 19:36:27
From: CrazyNeutrino
ID: 886337
Subject: re: The Monty Python Museum

And now for something completely different

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Date: 7/05/2016 19:37:32
From: Postpocelipse
ID: 886339
Subject: re: The Monty Python Museum

perfect timing

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Date: 7/05/2016 19:41:53
From: Postpocelipse
ID: 886343
Subject: re: The Monty Python Museum

…….. but how do we explain a single thing if we leave her out?

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Date: 7/05/2016 19:55:29
From: CrazyNeutrino
ID: 886358
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Date: 8/05/2016 12:14:27
From: roughbarked
ID: 886609
Subject: re: The Monty Python Museum

CrazyNeutrino said:


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Can you tell me what brand of motorbike it is?

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Date: 8/05/2016 12:16:17
From: Postpocelipse
ID: 886612
Subject: re: The Monty Python Museum

roughbarked said:


CrazyNeutrino said:

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Can you tell me what brand of motorbike it is?

Uncertain but the sidecar could be by Chappell Pianos

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Date: 14/05/2016 08:22:48
From: Postpocelipse
ID: 889941
Subject: re: The Monty Python Museum

Postpocelipse said:


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Date: 14/05/2016 08:30:34
From: Postpocelipse
ID: 889942
Subject: re: The Monty Python Museum

We have just received a wire from Australia. Does anyone here speak Australian as we are having difficulty interpreting? It reads simply the word and the letter Far and Q. Absolute mystery to us around here I’m afraid………

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Date: 14/05/2016 08:39:20
From: Tamb
ID: 889943
Subject: re: The Monty Python Museum

Postpocelipse said:


We have just received a wire from Australia. Does anyone here speak Australian as we are having difficulty interpreting? It reads simply the word and the letter Far and Q. Absolute mystery to us around here I’m afraid………


The British are famous for queuing. This is an instruction to queue at some distant location like Australia.

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Date: 14/05/2016 09:48:45
From: Postpocelipse
ID: 889961
Subject: re: The Monty Python Museum

Tamb said:


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The British are famous for queuing. This is an instruction to queue at some distant location like Australia.

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Date: 14/05/2016 09:48:58
From: Postpocelipse
ID: 889962
Subject: re: The Monty Python Museum

Postpocelipse said:


Tamb said:

The British are famous for queuing. This is an instruction to queue at some distant location like Australia.

Oh of course!!! Thank you! You’ve been so kind. Just one further! We at British Upper Lip Broadcasting must apologise to our sponsor Sterling Brain-Waves for mislabelling their product which is Patent filed as the Sterling Re-Done- Didn’t Catapult. Our mistake entirely. Terribly sorry old chaps!

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Date: 14/05/2016 09:58:48
From: Postpocelipse
ID: 889971
Subject: re: The Monty Python Museum

Does anyone have spare pennies to spend at Pay-Per-Argument?

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Date: 14/05/2016 10:04:26
From: Postpocelipse
ID: 889973
Subject: re: The Monty Python Museum

Postpocelipse said:


Does anyone have spare pennies to spend at Pay-Per-Argument?

Frank N Furter’s production and ours are on a time share agreement with this channel. They have the fright-night hours and we those of the day time curricula. It is taken in good will that you will errr… “Far-Q” accordingly so as not to end up in the wrong studio or in the lavatory which is clearly marked in this case!

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Date: 14/05/2016 10:08:40
From: Postpocelipse
ID: 889975
Subject: re: The Monty Python Museum

Postpocelipse said:


Postpocelipse said:

Does anyone have spare pennies to spend at Pay-Per-Argument?

Frank N Furter’s production and ours are on a time share agreement with this channel. They have the fright-night hours and we those of the day time curricula. It is taken in good will that you will errr… “Far-Q” accordingly so as not to end up in the wrong studio or in the lavatory which is clearly marked in this case!

To distinguish, the lavatories are marked as broom closets and Frank’s production as “The Lava-toria”. Pretty difficult to mix up we thought……

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Date: 14/05/2016 10:14:27
From: Postpocelipse
ID: 889976
Subject: re: The Monty Python Museum

Francis N Furter said:


Postpocelipse said:

Postpocelipse said:

Does anyone have spare pennies to spend at Pay-Per-Argument?

Frank N Furter’s production and ours are on a time share agreement with this channel. They have the fright-night hours and we those of the day time curricula. It is taken in good will that you will errr… “Far-Q” accordingly so as not to end up in the wrong studio or in the lavatory which is clearly marked in this case!

To distinguish, the lavatories are marked as broom closets and Frank’s production as “The Lava-toria”. Pretty difficult to mix up we thought……

I had wanted to label the broom closets as Labiatory and Flaviotory respectively but we had to concede to Monty’s requirement for daytime censorship regulations…………

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Date: 14/05/2016 10:17:22
From: Postpocelipse
ID: 889977
Subject: re: The Monty Python Museum

Francis N Furter said:


Postpocelipse said:

Frank N Furter’s production and ours are on a time share agreement with this channel. They have the fright-night hours and we those of the day time curricula. It is taken in good will that you will errr… “Far-Q” accordingly so as not to end up in the wrong studio or in the lavatory which is clearly marked in this case!

To distinguish, the lavatories are marked as broom closets and Frank’s production as “The Lava-toria”. Pretty difficult to mix up we thought……

I had wanted to label the broom closets as Labiatory and Flaviotory respectively but we had to concede to Monty’s requirement for daytime censorship regulations…………

…. and to be frank…. because I am He, I think mine has far more respect for the contemporary social debate climate than Monty’s. Oh! Did I do that, too?

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Date: 14/05/2016 17:43:46
From: Postpocelipse
ID: 890208
Subject: re: The Monty Python Museum

Miscellaneous Trivia Entirely Without Cause For Alarm Or Mania

Miscellaneous Trivia Entirely Without Cause For Alarm Or Mania

Yes…… erhm. Good Evening. Just completely for the fun of it HQ has sent along a small Trivia Challenge that they thought we may enjoy while down the mess.

Miscellaneous Trivia Entirely Without Cause For Alarm Or Mania

A) Who’s winning the war?

… you shouldn’t have trouble with that one….

B) Which Queen is it whom you love the most?

…. fairly obvious what answer’s will get your head chopped off there…. let’s see…

C) If someone has to pay and someone has to be paid, what is the difference between a flip-flopping toupee and red-red wine?

… a little obscure but some of you should not let that go over the top of your head… so to speak…. and the next one is marked in red so it must have extra points on it…

D) How much water pressure must sit on top of these 3 volcanic sites, Santorini, Yellowstone and “The One Under Antarctica”, before any of them trigger cataclysmic subterranean blow-off chamber collapse?
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Date: 14/05/2016 17:52:07
From: Postpocelipse
ID: 890213
Subject: re: The Monty Python Museum

Postpocelipse said:


Miscellaneous Trivia Entirely Without Cause For Alarm Or Mania

Miscellaneous Trivia Entirely Without Cause For Alarm Or Mania

They would also like to know if there is anyone down here who knows any maths that isn’t about dropping or projecting bombs but…… “a little bit sort of similar”.
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