Missive to pharoah from the court of the Kassite

I say to you brother of The Star of The Nile, we have subdued The Sea Peoples and relegated unto them the price of folly being wisdom. Those who remain of them are sworn to serve and protect our families. To ensure this task is finished as it is begun we have taken as the private temple and cradle of our brethren the stronghold of The Sea Peoples in it’s isolation in the northern sea.

As our wards their debt to you for the waste they have left in your lands will be repaid as time and opportunity will provide. They will learn to tend a hearth and seek answer within their own number and device for the challenges all peoples face as night stalks the scent of the light of day. They will guard the knowledge and wisdom of our fathers and ensure the kindest grounds for the offspring of my brethren and yours to learn these laws and crafts that separate our peoples from the beasts. They will distinguish themselves from the beasts by serving us both in the building of the temples of our home soil. This I promise to you this day as brothers and father’s of our peoples. In this manner I have renewed remembrance of the debt shared among the sheaves of Abrehimi as is the yoke left to us by our common father.

Reference

Pre-kassite Mesopotamia had developed significant skill building canals. The ox and wheel may have been the pivotal technology of the Mesopotamian peoples at this time. The Sea Peoples, a seafaring raider tribe from Mediterranean europe were conquered by the Kassites of the first babylonian empire around 1800 BC. Although the Mesopotamian cultures had developed significant science their greater numbers as a population were spread from the plains of the mid-east across to the Siberian/Mongolian steppes as largely stock herding peoples.

The story of Cain and Abel approximates the relationship between the grain based agricultural societies that developed along the Nile and Euphrates rivers and that of the herders who feature significantly as regular sources of overwhelming force that contributed to various unifications of tribes and regimes. The civilization of Minoa is well placed in history to have been the result of alliances between ruling classes of the African and Mid-East continents.

Rage Against The Machine: Take The Power Back

My dreams trouble me my friend. In them the sun rises from the sea in the west and when it sets the ocean rises to the sky, looming as threat to crash down upon us before we wake. The oracle’s vision sees the beasts fleeing before the trembling of the earth regardless of the terror of man, who themselves are lost to the light of day.

Minoa may have had strong ties with the temple at delphi. This arguably creative relationship may have coloured the pens of those who sought to justify and requisition the verbal tradition of refugee tribes that are likely to have gathered following the eruption of Thera, and as I would suggest, might have eventually evolved as the tales of Noah and Moses. As Delphi is part of the fault system connected to Mediterranean seismic activity one could imagine the apprehension that will have built as lead up events developed in intensity. Evidence may even suggest that Minoa was the site of an endeavour undergone by the Egyptian and Kassite Babylonian leaders to establish global education in an attempt to stabilise nations that were rising and falling unpredictably and destructively.

BOOM!

The Prodigy – Breathe

Arkhenaten: “The Nile has abandoned my house and the kingdom has only suffered since the sea rose and changed the world. The priesthood has had no answer yet still seeks preference in my decisions. Your patrons bicker and lay blame and offer neither comfort nor solace. I ask you priest, have they abandoned man or declared war on him?

I say your positions are forfeit and mine is the will of the people. My name is upheld in the mouths of the nobility and yours is muttered under the breaths of the peasantry. No, High Priest, it is my will that we shall uproot this citadel and remove it to the new site Armen and it is the place of the priesthood to supply the required investment as your position in all matters of state are forfeit. You will fund the efforts of the “Babel Rabble”, as you so kindly have named them, in this enterprise of re-establishment”.

The Prodigy – Firestarter

God explicitly rejected Cain’s offering of grain while accepting Abel’s offering of meat.

Due to his veganism, Cain suffered B12-deficiency-related mental impairment and was unable to deal with his emotions, so he killed Abel in a rage.

Frank N Furter said:

Suluman said:

Frank N Furter said:

Queen Of Sheba said:

dv said:

Suluman said:

dv said:

Frank N Furter said:

Suluman said:

Frank N Furter said:

Suluman said:

Queen Of Sheba said:

Suluman said:

Queen Of Sheba said:

Suluman said:

The Queen of Sheba……..

Long live Her Quiver……..

Might Smote Me Where I Stand………..

But God Forbid……….

I keep the Lid………..

On What Transpired This Night……

But I’ll let him tell it!

Who? ME?!!

Yeees! You WERE there after all…… don’t you remember?

Yes I see. I will try to satisfy you Dark Lord!

…… can you just fade the lights a little please…..? תודה, תודה

It was one morning
With little warning
I woke with fright
From shadowed night
To notice something forming

Without hesitance
I donned my Temperance
And set forth
With solemn force
To wave off the mists of snoring

I am sorry to stop the singing but I just would like to mention I did all this humbly, I am a simply goat herder only. This has given me time to contemplate words beyond my stature. I do not mean to suggest I got out of the wrong side of the bed and fell into somebody else’s armor………. a thousand pardons if I have indirectly mislead any reigning nobility in the audience. I will continue……

Just a question your Darkness…. humbly, can I tell them about our little conversation?

Might be a little difficult to explain a few things without particular…… tit.. bit?

Yes of course…….. ah, where was I?

You were telling them how you didn’t fall into the armour of your bed partner but set forth …… humbly… to sort your bad dreams out, I think you were implying.

Yes, כן, כן. I think I will need a moment of preparation to set the scene…………………

Yes well you just go do that, I’ll keep my….. captives…… all juiced up and rejoicing in their…… liberation.

Good evening my slaves. It is wonderful to welcome you to tonight’s cabaret. Since the political atmosphere is so…. transient at this time I picked a theme involving big piles of bull dung and claimants to glory. I named it “Why worship a bull when you can’t swim in it’s shit?” but the rest of the crew thought that a little obvious and vulgar so we went with “The Good Talmid” because although he is naughty the hero of the tale is arguably good…… in at least any capacity I have been able to measure.

Please feel free to take refreshments as you know how clumsy the local stage hands are and set-cuts still haven’t been comfortably managed, for which I apologise….. deeply.

You might never know of me

The wind speaks my poetry

As lovers caress in the night

My breath holds the tress

Of the.. worlds.. mightiest

For I am the Queen of The Knight!

Her brother must have been the luckiest man alive

Her brother must have been the luckiest man alive

Really? You say that in front of me? I am only a simple goat-herder but I know what it means to respect a mother’s child sir. You should be ashamed……

I think maybe you don’t want to hear the beginning you only want to hear the end like a little child…….

If he doesn’t want to hear more from her maybe we should just skip some parts huh Shabu?

…….. but how do we explain a single thing if we leave her out?

…….. but how do we explain a single thing if we leave her out?

Yes very good point. The slaved marked “dv” will shut the hell up or report to Fight Club….

As it happens dv her brother was the luckiest man alive so you’ve gone and spoilt almost ALL of the suspense! Congratulations!

Ok how do we fix this? I am a professional and the show must go on…. how about I flash you my favourite impression of Prince doing me by Tommy Girard and let that horror extinguish a few relevant brain cells?

I won’t bring up your implications about my sister if you don’t bring up your food when I torture you how’s that for a deal dv?

I think that would be better than letting her penalty stand but don’t let her know I said that. She makes me sleep with her for days to resolve these … differences of opinion……

היא אף פעם לא יכול לשכוח קצבאות אלה

Ooo-ooo-ooone DAY!

My father’s court received a guest

A thousand sheaves upon his chest

Yet humble as the morning…….

The Tiger knelt with all discord
And begged my father no reward
For securing the nations border

He had instead
A gossamer thread
Of reason beyond wonder

He asked my father
Could my mother sing to his people

Of futures untold
And riches tenfold

That might come should we build a great steeple.

Suluu… you can come back now. You do have a story to tell.

Oh ok thank you my dear. You have refocussed the audience’s attention. I meant to give them some idea of the conversation I had with your father but you have transformed all the boring bits into something of equal wonder to your beauty. I did enjoy our meal, with all the yoghurt and cucumbers and sweet meats and wine. And the cakes… sheesh!

Baby….. the story not the food?

Yes of course, how can I forget? So, yes, we were saying that I came to discuss some thinking I had done while ignoring the goats mating. Being a goat herder I had travelled extensively and seen the condition of much of the world. They say a goat herder is poor but poor in what I ask? We always have the best directions because we know who to go around and who to go through. This can be a trouble for someone who has lived in one place permanently.

In my travels I had noticed that the world had filled with good peoples. Nations might rise and fall and fight with the neighbours but this was not a thing filled with great animosity but inevitable with the fallibility of farming knowledge of the time. A goat herder jealously guards their independence because this works very well for us and we get by through most troubles without having too become involved.

This, at the time, had become less reliable for us. The farmers had developed some new thinking and also something called intellectual property. There was much competition to grow more and better and also much resentment when one person’s successful idea was borrowed by another and made more successful. There is the funny story of the tribe that took the other tribes rain idols. Rain idols! Sheesh! They never work but sitting around waiting for rain makes people itch in very bad places.

This bickering among the farmers had made the trade for herders quite hard to predict. We would return to places we had long ties with and find they had fallen on hard times and could not trade without credit. Credit is not something goat herders are happy with because we know how quickly things change when we go away.

One time when I was still learning the seasonal routes from my father he says to me “Sulu, I think I would like to visit an old friend I have not seen in many years. We will turn east and south and cross the mountains into the Indus valleys.”

This was very exciting for a young man. The Indus was a fairly private affair but tales of this places wonders were always around the fires. The mountains had given it isolation so some of it’s practices had matured to become more reliable than those of my home plains. If a young man could not find a wife in our tribes they often disappeared into the Indus and never returned.

So we crossed the mountains and visited my father’s friend that year. I tell you I learned more this year than I had learned in the previous 15 years. Possibly because of the difficulty of leaving the Indus, the locals seemed able to discuss a problem for longer and did not so readily fall to blaming the neighbours for the ways of nature. Interestingly, their warriors were not set aside simply for fighting. They always were called on to bolster the efforts of the people where ever it was required. This put the seeds of the ideas in my head, though they did not mature for several seasons.

When my father and I returned to our normal routes we discovered things had progressed while we were gone. The herders would often return to their home grounds and find no one they knew and be forced to trade only with strangers who haggled every trade down to almost nothing. We herders had become seen as destitute beggars who must have stolen their animals from elsewhere.

This did not seem very hospitable to myself so I spoke to some of the other wanderers and we agreed we should form a trade delegation. We dressed those chosen in fine garments and sent them to speak with the city leaders everywhere. We found these people had grown so fat on the cream of their peoples their ears had sealed up to anything but dinner bells. We were turned away with scorn.

So when this happened I think to myself, these leaders are eating everything left over that is good and leaving their people with not so much. Maybe they are the reasons these cities fight so often. So I formed a small plan. We would send the delegations for 2 more years, once a season. This would allow them the opportunity to maybe hear what we have to say over the sound of all the slobbering and munching. If they would not listen it would allow us to surprise them with our preparations after they had become accustomed to us visiting them peacefully.

Inevitably they did not listen and were wide-eyed with wonder when on the 3rd year our delegations responded to being turned away again with producing weapons, executing the very rude leaders and then demanding that the peoples of each city bring forth the next in line for command to negotiate. Mostly they did not and we had to assume control of these places. A small handful showed strong backs by putting forward someone who they admired but who had been passed up till then. These people turned out to be strong friends to us in the years that followed.

Now you might think 2 years is a very short time to develop a strong military to back up such audacious actions from simple herders. What has not been said yet is the results of the conversations my father had when we visit the Indus. I have said that many of our single men would cross the mountains and not return. It had turned out that these men would be allowed to marry so long as they became a part of the local armies. This worked very well for us. My father had suggested that if we needed them they might be allowed to return. To ensure we would not turn on those of the Indus we negotiated a trade in which our single men would be given wives from the Indus. As I say, this worked very well for us and our armies grew very quickly.

So, yes, this plan worked very well for us but managing so much so quickly has it’s own challenges that I made attempt to consider. My people had always had good relations with the Egyptians because they would simply pay in gold and jewels for our livestock. We both had some problems with raiders for the north so I decided it would be good manners to deal with this before going to speak with the pharoah. The city-dwellers had found these raiders to be mysterious in origin but our people travel to all corners of the globe and little escapes notice this way. We took the island these people used as stronghold and with this as the pendant of our gift I went to visit the Pharoah. He liked my thoughts of making a place for the learned to be protected and wisdom to be preserved and spread to all peoples.

It is unfortunate I did not understand the ways of the earth that travelled beneath my feet or the meaning of the hernia-like bulging of the earth beneath these raiders island fortress. This was most unfortunate and brought the efforts of all the wise to rest in the dirt with their knees as they lamented the lost.

That was never your fault my dear, don’t lose further tears over it. Would a difference have been made if I had not distracted you so? I think we only would have lost you also since you were so enthralled with the progress they made while they remained and spent so much time there. Would you rather my heart should have been torn asunder with the rest of the world?

Always you say the thing that brings strength back to my bones and joy into my heart.

You are and have always been the tiger that holds my heart Sulu. Our children are strong and you have secured their future against all odds and with incomparable humanity. Do not ever change.

Frank N Furter said:

*I have to query… would it take a stable or a super………. fluid state to bring me…. into the question?

Frank N Furter said:

….. I got my slaves back. You do know as the brother of daughter of the Pharaoh that makes me his heir don’t you? What? You don’t believe Frank N Furter had a history previous to my most recent glorification on Earth? Come now. Who have you been mingling with?

Anyhoo, I’m announcing what I came back for yes! I have litigatory proceedings to ANNOUNCE … to the media! It basically goes, now that you are back on your feet again Israel, you owe one of my offspring a large presumptuous city at the site of Armen.

Go on, get about it! You were supposed to divert the NIle and stymie the priests into something… idk but they would have had to deal with it. Then the vision will have been fulfilled by his Arkhenatenship and we wouldn’t have all this silly Messiah nonsense to confuse things. It really is all your fault you know. We had it all planned out.

Frank N Furter said:

If you don’t produce it we’ll sue you for damages to divine visions, and generally deserting a god in his directions. Talk about breaking a covenant, you bloody scattered and ran as soon as we needed you. I still won’t call you rabble like the priests but it is bordering on collusion in pre-cultural development sabotage!

Possible Songlist for derived RHPS2 production:

We all know the Penalties!

That wasn’t the first man I made!

When in Rome-No Fuck Rome do what The Pharoah Told You!

Where does the Ark get to? Time Warp II

You don’t know what you did to ME!

You wanted thirst quenched where there was desert but you couldn’t divert THE ALREADY DIVERTED Nile! That would have been a really good idea!(Blame the length of that title on the complexities of the clauses the Hebrew peoples ancestors wrote into our contract!)

Look Under Armen When Wearing Your Garments!

Postpocelipse said:

*Minoan Bull*(or how I wrote some songs to remember you by)

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You might think all you clauses were forgotten but you forgot who you were talking to when you signed up to our little building contract “Hebrew Peoples and associated wander-abouts and people smugglers”.

Ooops…… we didn’t in fact we made various copies one of which we left under Armen and several we passed among our lawyers. You’ll find they are respected by my…. bar!

Oh did I let something slip?

Yes it might be kept in a gold box.

That came in a matching set. You do remember how we Pharii adored our jewellery. You don’t think we made just one of those either do you?

Frank N Furter said:

Good Moaning & Deity Invoking Ladettes and Gentillery. As much as I do LooOVE to watch your cavorting and genetically reflexive perambulating, unfinished business is just more dollars on top of my already substantial damages claims. See you all at a Very Grave Opening!

Q: Why do you make a filing cabinet even heavier by making it out of pure gold?

A: To watch the rippling muscles when you have it brought out to wave the contents about regally of course!!

Postpocelipse: This is not a very edifying or meaningful conversation. What do you hope to derive from it?

dv said:

Postpocelipse: This is not a very edifying or meaningful conversation. What do you hope to derive from it?

It isn’t a conversation it is a musical synopsis. Part of my creative process. Are we being precious about a couple of harmless posts?

Postpocelipse said:

dv said:

Postpocelipse: This is not a very edifying or meaningful conversation. What do you hope to derive from it?

It isn’t a conversation it is a musical synopsis. Part of my creative process. Are we being precious about a couple of harmless posts?

Well it was a bit of bait and switch: I thought we might be going to have a discussion about the significance of Cain and Abel.

Postpocelipse said:

dv said:

Postpocelipse: This is not a very edifying or meaningful conversation. What do you hope to derive from it?

It isn’t a conversation it is a musical synopsis. Part of my creative process. Are we being precious about a couple of harmless posts?

Are you looking for a re-match with Franky?

dv said:

Postpocelipse said:

dv said:

Postpocelipse: This is not a very edifying or meaningful conversation. What do you hope to derive from it?

It isn’t a conversation it is a musical synopsis. Part of my creative process. Are we being precious about a couple of harmless posts?

Well it was a bit of bait and switch: I thought we might be going to have a discussion about the significance of Cain and Abel.

Oh well I will move that to the Talmid thread and discuss it there. Plenty of material to cover on the subject.

Postpocelipse said:

dv said:

Postpocelipse said:

It isn’t a conversation it is a musical synopsis. Part of my creative process. Are we being precious about a couple of harmless posts?

Well it was a bit of bait and switch: I thought we might be going to have a discussion about the significance of Cain and Abel.

Oh well I will move that to the Talmid thread and discuss it there. Plenty of material to cover on the subject.

Perhaps it would be well if you just have one thread for this Rocky Horror related creative process so that you’ll have it all in the one place, leaving the other threads for interacting with people like a human being.

dv said:

Postpocelipse said:

dv said:

Well it was a bit of bait and switch: I thought we might be going to have a discussion about the significance of Cain and Abel.

Oh well I will move that to the Talmid thread and discuss it there. Plenty of material to cover on the subject.

Perhaps it would be well if you just have one thread for this Rocky Horror related creative process so that you’ll have it all in the one place, leaving the other threads for interacting with people like a human being.

That is why I have edited it down on this thread for filling out the plot line. I’ll keep the more academic material on the Talmid thread so as not to diminish Frank’s glory…..

> Transylvanity

Was looking up the Transylvanian Mountains on the web this morning.

mollwollfumble said:

> Transylvanity

Was looking up the Transylvanian Mountains on the web this morning.

That is probably about where The Sea Peoples had their tribes living with most density considering the vulnerabilities of Italy’s peninsula at the time.

DON’T GET PUT OUT!
By Babylonian Sooks!
Don’t judge That Book by it’s Blub-ah-hah!

I’m NOT!…. much of a Kvetsh !
By the light of Ra!
But by night I’m one hell of a Mentsh -ah-hah!

I’m just that sweet Trans-Cultural!
Morale-D-… Envolopment!
Oversight! Co-ordinator! ya-ha-ha!

Now let’s see……. where did I leave you at my……. R.. S..V..P?

Oh yes… I see the midi-giddy-easternens have made their usual progress by .. assassination as they always have… lovely people they can be but they have a history of butting in and then butting their hashtags out in your eye while you are chair suspended from plumbing. Not that.. I.. mind the uncomfortable captivity but we all need our peepers to.. Shut Wide now and again…

You capitalists have done…. ok…. I guess… in some areas….. but you really need to start to acknowledge your rather..loose.. definition of the word “Economy” is Never going to be taken seriously if you EVER get your silly little tushies off this _Ever-Loving-Lump’O-Rust-Buckets-Accumulated-Clod-Of-Star-Destroyer-Burnout-Dust-Ball-Of-Insignificant-Blue-Dot-In-An-Apparently-Near-Infinite-Universe you call home!

….. Is Putin in the audience??? …. hi …. Putin …….. I love you. Would you like to try that radiation poisoning trick on me? I’d love it if you would……..

Does anybody know what my middle initial stands for? It actually stands for two names both beginning with the same letter…. Yes ones easy with the Transylvania reference I’ve included for some time.

Yes that one is Nosferatu and the other is Neferka. You might not have heard that title but it did make it into the Oxford Encyclopedia of Ancient Egypt and he.. well.. was.. the son of his predecessor who is referred to in your wiki as Possibly the longest reigning monarch of human history with 94 years on the throne .

There is some small debate on the exact figure but let’s just say Neferkare Pepi II stuck around for a wee bit longer than peoples prone to death by diarrhoea and or constipation did in those days. Obviously we had wonderfully noble genes and represented perfect specimens of monarchism’s argument over other forms of government.

But anyhoo…. I was speaking about… you … lovely little darlings you are. Do you know how Silly you are? You mostly seem to have missed some very obvious and outrageously glaring points. How you have all done that is pretty obvious with how you all rush about drinking coffee and doing stupid things quickly but I do have to say I feel you should get your heads examined!

I mean for one thing did you really think a Transylvanian with the middle initial N would be disembodied by some stage prop blaster with post-production effects inserted? Come now, that didn’t even kill Tommy Girard and his performance so mocked my beautiful… Curry’s ………

But moving on from my indulgences, I have to point out something you’ve missed of rather large value for stabilising economic regions currently experiencing below poverty conditions. Even that thing you do you call “war” where you get about exploding things including little children and their mothers if they are in the way. Perhaps it is that indulgence of yours that has distracted you from some obvious solutions to your current hobby development…. I mean…. “crises”.

Now really? None of your learned folk have noticed the connection between the timing of the Minoan civilisation and certain Semitic claims of. erhm. ‘Proof of God’.

Really again.. with all the academic argument, really poor argument I have to mention, how have you missed such an obvious set of political coincidincs and not pointed out the obvious recorded obfuscation?

We have had to assume that your little ‘war’ pastime either has certain rules of engagement we do not comprehend or all the loud concussive sounds you like to make with your war related explosions has not only deafened you but effected your mental capacities.

Without attempting to reason your peculiarities further I will get round to my point. This Mi-Noah-Moses story of yours seems quite easy to see through to us and we wonder how you have missed the very obvious further implications.

Not only are those desert dwellers up to their same ‘ol same ‘ol thing, The Greeks… and I say again “The Greeks”… economy no longer seems to exist. How do you people treat your cultural treasures?

Apart from that there are obvious solutions to these economic crises you minimise responsibility for. With this Minoan-First Testament story revealed honestly not only does Greece get it’s respect back, those desert dwellers get to straighten their argument once and for all and go about developing their respective tourist economies with reference to “what actually happened”.

Greece gets a boost to it’s investments with the glorious but rather short history of Minoa added to their history books.

The Muslim get to reveal the truest nature of Babylon and Solomon’s Mein Temple Mein Fuhrer and all that.

Our best friends in Israel get to cash in on everything as they usually do and even lose only a little bit of face this time their cover-up is exposed.

Really a rather simple alternative to what you have genuinely managed to have the lack of impulse control to avoid.

It really is a rather wonderful tale of senso-intellectio-erotica the Minoan story if you bother to work it out……..

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See you all a little later…………..

Oh yes… another little fetish of mine gets a pump also. Egypt had it’s name all over the Minoan story and Tutty-wutties jewels have some rather interesting stories behind there assemblage. We were so concerned about this scandalous oversight we wanted to follow it up in the 80’s but we had to give you a little longer to work it out for yourselves…..

Rumpole said:

…….. yes Your Honor, Mr Furter is very happy to define his reference

Frank N Furter said:

“Babylon and Solomon’s-Mein-Temple-Mein-Fuhrer”?

That is what they have been arguing about all these years, the Muslim and the Jew. Who is the heir to Solomon’s temple and it’s mines. If they just saw the truth that that whole thing went up in smoke and tidal waves 3000 years ago they could stop arguing about it and realise they aren’t getting it back but the fact that it DID exist is really actually of massive importance to their respective cultural PR strategem.

Anyway, cat’s out of the bag so let’s see how long they can go on excusing genocide for later use in propaganda purposes in a record book that is getting rather insulting to everyone else in the world around them’s intellect.

….oh that reminds me of the other song for the set list, “Do you know what sharing food does to Infidels?”

Rumpole said:

Members of The Bailey before we allow the Respondent to provide, if I may be so bold, “His”, evidence, we would like to call as witness, representatives of the peoples of Islam.

I’m sorry I really can’t hear you. We are also not sure exactly what you are talking about? What is Minoa?

Does anyone here still object to my revealing the biggest scandal since the Semitic ruled Egypt here?

You know a lot of people do remark on my visual similarity to Tim Curry……

Shaun Micallef said:

You know a lot of people do remark on my visual similarity to Tim Curry……

Not really a role I’ve considered. Maybe when Penny Wong is Prime Minister.

Postpocelipse said:

Shaun Micallef said:

You know a lot of people do remark on my visual similarity to Tim Curry……

Not really a role I’ve considered. Maybe when Penny Wong is Prime Minister.

What about a role as an inmate of Bedlam

You have to think with your business head not your bullshit head to figure this one out…..

This is not a robot arm “from” the future!

My forefather… Ghenghis Khan… had that little mobile back yard shed and him and his boys knocked it up.

You believe you me you won’t just get subs when you get me for Boss.

Cymek said:

Postpocelipse said:

Shaun Micallef said:

You know a lot of people do remark on my visual similarity to Tim Curry……

Not really a role I’ve considered. Maybe when Penny Wong is Prime Minister.

What about a role as an inmate of Bedlam

I’m afraid of the curse of Heath. Otherwise I’d love to play the joker…..

Penny Wong said:

You believe you me you won’t just get subs when you get me for Boss.

Shirt-Front Putin? I’ll fukkin tumble-fukk-him in his own cluster-fucks till the gun-totin cows come home on chin-hooks flown by chickens is what I’ll bloody do to him!!!

Postpocelipse said:

Penny Wong said:

You believe you me you won’t just get subs when you get me for Boss.

Shirt-Front Putin? I’ll fukkin tumble-fukk-him in his own cluster-fucks till the gun-totin cows come home on chin-hooks flown by chickens is what I’ll bloody do to him!!!

Fuckin Golden-Horde you reckon? You know they were started by me great-pop’s “illegitimate” son right? Fuckin clowns.

Postpocelipse said:

Postpocelipse said:

Penny Wong said:

You believe you me you won’t just get subs when you get me for Boss.

Shirt-Front Putin? I’ll fukkin tumble-fukk-him in his own cluster-fucks till the gun-totin cows come home on chin-hooks flown by chickens is what I’ll bloody do to him!!!

Fuckin Golden-Horde you reckon? You know they were started by me great-pop’s “illegitimate adopted” son right? Fuckin clowns.

Penny Wong said:

Penny Wong said:

Penny Wong said:

Shirt-Front Putin? I’ll fukkin tumble-fukk-him in his own cluster-fucks till the gun-totin cows come home on chin-hooks flown by chickens is what I’ll bloody do to him!!!

Fuckin Golden-Horde you reckon? You know they were started by me great-pop’s “illegitimate adopted” son right? Fuckin clowns.

Totally authorised statement release I fully swear!!!!!!!

Postpocelipse said:

Lairs Du thuh Tile Warph AGAAAAI-AI-AI-Ain!

Time Warp

Postpocelipse said:

DON’T GET PUT OUT!
By Babylonian Sooks!
Don’t judge That Book by it’s Blub-ah-hah!

I’m NOT!…. much of a Kvetsh !
By the light of Ra!
But by night I’m one hell of a Mentsh -ah-hah!

I’m just that sweet Trans-Cultural!
Morale-D-… Envolopment!
Oversight! Co-ordinator! ya-ha-ha!

It’s just a chump to the left…. and a chimp to the ri-i-i-e-i-ight!

Put your hands on your hands on your hips… head-tween-knees kiss-ass-goodbye!

I’m SICK of terra-prisms… and waves peoples parts goodbye!

It took a pelvic thrust, to pop Eve’s eyes till all the a-a-apples arrived!

……. I ask you! Why should these peoples die?

Frank N Furter said:

……. I ask you! Why should these peoples die?

I mean really? Really? They have completely forgotten what they started arguing about and it’s turned into this and you don’t think we should tap them on the shoulder, say ‘scuse me sirs, we couldn’t help but overhearing your little tete-a-tait and wondered if you’d noticed what we dig up over there…. of yours…. that is what started your argument……. which means you have evidence to find some agreement on…….. “Which Means You Can Stop Bombing Each Other And Us While You Are At It”………… “which means that we might like you more” and “maybe we can all get on with sorting out the air-quality around here”…….

Never occurred to any one?

Frank N Furter said:

Never occurred to any one?

I’m often asked why I took this little Terran contract. It is getting vulgar to have to answer with “oh because they are so cute when they pull tantrums”………… Pull your socks up Please………

Frank N Furter said:

So what did all my little camel humping friends get up to and where are they now? Bailiff?

Imam Wassi-Na-Mai-Dunno said:

Does this mean we have a claim to the throne of Egypt? Our fore-father was a Pharaoh you say? That means we can wave the Golden Crook and Flail? Really? That is a very good bargain!

Rumpole said:

Yes, your Honours, the implication is, that the Kassite based Hebrew peoples have sole claim over Babylonian lands while the newer formed Muslim are descendants of both the Amorite and more southern Semitics that have claim to the lands of the old Egyptian domain. If a descendant of African origin Egyptian nobility cannot step forward to register his claim, the default falls upon the second party in the Muslim peoples substitute.

dude… remember what we said about frequency and content…

diddly-squat said:

dude… remember what we said about frequency and content…

Don’t talk over Rumpole……

Postpocelipse said:

diddly-squat said:

dude… remember what we said about frequency and content…

Don’t talk over Rumpole……

History isn’t science? Law and legislation isn’t a science? I’m not sure what you are saying.

Rumpole said:

I ask Your Honours leave to take time for lunch and re-adjourn when members of the court have relieved their backed up bowels? Thank you…….

Postpocelipse said:

Postpocelipse said:

diddly-squat said:

dude… remember what we said about frequency and content…

Don’t talk over Rumpole……

History isn’t science? Law and legislation isn’t a science? I’m not sure what you are saying.

I’m saying that you are rambling incoherently – this may be one of those times where a simple glance to the left of screen may tell you something…

diddly-squat said:

Postpocelipse said:

Postpocelipse said:

Don’t talk over Rumpole……

History isn’t science? Law and legislation isn’t a science? I’m not sure what you are saying.

I’m saying that you are rambling incoherently – this may be one of those times where a simple glance to the left of screen may tell you something…

It’s an obvious musical production plot development synopsis. Where is the rambling? The subject is scientific and you are all being petty when you whine about it AFAIC.

Postpocelipse said:

diddly-squat said:

Postpocelipse said:

History isn’t science? Law and legislation isn’t a science? I’m not sure what you are saying.

I’m saying that you are rambling incoherently – this may be one of those times where a simple glance to the left of screen may tell you something…

It’s an obvious musical production plot development synopsis. Where is the rambling? The subject is scientific and you are all being petty when you whine about it AFAIC.

what can I say, you are displaying manic traits… If I knew you in person and you started to bang on like this, I’d take you to a doctor myself.

Please don’t take this as criticism but instead as a suggestion that maybe there is a behavioral something going on that you are not recognising

diddly-squat said:

Postpocelipse said:

diddly-squat said:

I’m saying that you are rambling incoherently – this may be one of those times where a simple glance to the left of screen may tell you something…

It’s an obvious musical production plot development synopsis. Where is the rambling? The subject is scientific and you are all being petty when you whine about it AFAIC.

what can I say, you are displaying manic traits… If I knew you in person and you started to bang on like this, I’d take you to a doctor myself.

Please don’t take this as criticism but instead as a suggestion that maybe there is a behavioral something going on that you are not recognising

Your posting is quite intense and it seems you are posting thought after thought that enters your mind.

diddly-squat said:

what can I say, you are displaying manic traits… If I knew you in person and you started to bang on like this, I’d take you to a doctor myself.

Please don’t take this as criticism but instead as a suggestion that maybe there is a behavioral something going on that you are not recognising

I am writing a musical. How is that manic? I think you just want to be sued for defamation or something ya fukkin loser.

Cymek said:

diddly-squat said:

Postpocelipse said:

It’s an obvious musical production plot development synopsis. Where is the rambling? The subject is scientific and you are all being petty when you whine about it AFAIC.

what can I say, you are displaying manic traits… If I knew you in person and you started to bang on like this, I’d take you to a doctor myself.

Please don’t take this as criticism but instead as a suggestion that maybe there is a behavioral something going on that you are not recognising

Your posting is quite intense and it seems you are posting thought after thought that enters your mind.

It is a scene sequence if you start from the beginning and follow the plot, which most of you seem to have lost………

Postpocelipse said:

diddly-squat said:

what can I say, you are displaying manic traits… If I knew you in person and you started to bang on like this, I’d take you to a doctor myself.

Please don’t take this as criticism but instead as a suggestion that maybe there is a behavioral something going on that you are not recognising

I am writing a musical. How is that manic? I think you just want to be sued for defamation or something ya fukkin loser.

The fukkin pretension and patronisation around here fukkin drips off the walls like something in a horror movie….

Do not disturb

Postpocelipse said:

Postpocelipse said:

diddly-squat said:

what can I say, you are displaying manic traits… If I knew you in person and you started to bang on like this, I’d take you to a doctor myself.

Please don’t take this as criticism but instead as a suggestion that maybe there is a behavioral something going on that you are not recognising

I am writing a musical. How is that manic? I think you just want to be sued for defamation or something ya fukkin loser.

The fukkin pretension and patronisation around here fukkin drips off the walls like something in a horror movie….

Cymek said:

Do not disturb

It is like people round here stole their doctors prescription book, forgot how they got it and now think they are doctors………

Postpocelipse said:

Postpocelipse said:

DON’T GET PUT OUT!
By Babylonian Sooks!
Don’t judge That Book by it’s Blub-ah-hah!

I’m NOT!…. much of a Kvetsh !
By the light of Ra!
But by night I’m one hell of a Mentsh -ah-hah!

I’m just that sweet Trans-Cultural!
Morale-D-… Envolopment!
Oversight! Co-ordinator! ya-ha-ha!

It’s just a chump to the left…. and a chimp to the ri-i-i-e-i-ight!

Put your hands on your hands on your hips… head-tween-knees kiss-ass-goodbye!

I’m SICK of terra-prisms… and waving peoples pa-a-arts goodbye!

Lets not do the stupid stuff agai-n!

It took a pelvic thrust, to pop Eve’s eyes till all the a-a-apples arrived!

With her hands on his hips! She pulled Adam in real tight!

With their passion in tryst! They just had to pra-a-a-e-a-ay!

Their kids… wouldn’t be shits…. like they are!

Postpocelipse said:

You see bunnies, everyone of you watching and everyone you know has a little piece of me inside them known as a gene governor. It was absolutely my pleasure to provide this service to you as it came… well….SO MANY times. And you blame me for my fetii. I do all these things for you my loves…….

This implantation did take some time to take, as it were, and needed regular renewal but the results really did lead to some extraordinary histories before your contract was suspended. You see, my services come with a clause that limits how far I can extend my maintenance when you falsify cultural records. It really is a no-no among The Hosts.

So now, I’ll let you chew on that a little while I go and work a new song or two that might convince you to return to the original agreements regarding record keeping. I won’t be offering further my genetic anomalies to your races because whoops, everyone knows about that because a contract was broken.

Bye…. for now….

Rumpole said:

……. apologies your honours, I had to prolong my lunch break, I don’t usually travel by Time Warp and spent rather a long time in the loo. I do apologise. I understand you re-adjourned without me. Mr Furter has informed you of his status as the Milky Way’s Cultural Development Co-ordinator. I see. Well, I’ll just rest and watch the rest of the proceedings with your leave.

Madness takes its toll seems appropriate for this thread.

AwesomeO said:

Madness takes its toll seems appropriate for this thread.

Absolutely!

Cue Generated Resolution Of Mental Challenges

Goo-ud Eiffelnin. Anigh, ah ikle-t e duh-frust ah gopric ‘Cue Generated Resolution of Mental Challenges.

Ass airy ah-stringa-ning OW ess ahlaehe-eh y urss ahve… BOTSHING!!

Botshing eeh ‘eeaey ‘ood aaw ‘emory!

Frank N Furter said:

Think I just.. died a little… you know I just lied…… a little….. did any of you just wee a little? Milo’s quite the kak.

Frank N Furter said:

AwesomeO said:

Madness takes its toll seems appropriate for this thread.

Absolutely!

You know AwesomeO.. lovely tag by the way, very Gallic, but I would only be a little cross instead of this particular shade of livid if they had taken their second chance.

You see, it was fairly obvious to those on the island some time before the eruption that it was going to blow .. I just love that word..and the Ark was somewhat of a real maritime operation but it didn’t go anything like they say, just a bit of an evac and transfer of various records and such. What was an important result was in the diplomacy between the Egyptian and Babylonian rulers at the time. Unfortunately for much of their efforts they did not properly calculate the extent of tidal draft and the places people or records and such were moved to did not survive either.

This was blamed by the Babylonians on the Semitic Egyptian rulers that were still in control in Egypt 100 years after they struck there deal up with Minoa. The release of the slaves had been requested as aid to the pre-salvage effort and this had been refused. After the blast this could hardly been addressed in diplomacy and things moved on.

When Arkhy came along he came up with his brain-wave. You see his people did keep honest records and he knew about the deal between the now former Semitic rulers of his lands. So he devised his Israeli solution. He would gather the Hebrew slaves in his effort to re-establish the dignity of his throne and build a new city-temple. The slaves would get to be of such service to his people that they would set them free. He assumed this would be figured out by the Babylonian and they would lend their support to his endeavour to re-establish the Minoan Temple. They did not trust him as he was of Egyptian lineage and had some physical peculiarities.

So Arkhy’s lovely little vision of returning the hebrew slaves to their people and ‘possibly’ uniting Babylon and Egypt in the process turned into a muddy little sordid affair that many people STILL kill each other over. It DOES make one weep, very often, to see ones children in so much distress.

Frank N Furter said:

It DOES make one weep, very often, to see ones children in so much distress.

Which is exactly why you are being sued…………….

Postpocelipse said:

Frank N Furter said:

It DOES make one weep, very often, to see ones children in so much distress.

Which is exactly why you are being sued…………….

You know what they say? “Your God Is Your Witness”…….

And you people talk about suing me? For goodness sake. You get so many chances and never take them.

The is forum has been very comfortable. You know this is far more how we did things in my day. The one pointing the finger assembled the complainants and the charged and anyone who had a say in the matter turned up and could give evidence if they put their hands up at the right time.

Tended to sort most things out. Not everything can be accounted for by community resolution however.

Frank N Furter said:

Tended to sort most things out. Not everything can be accounted for by community resolution however.

You might consider some small ovation for the writers efforts after tonight’s little mention in My Court………..

Postpocelipse said:

Frank N Furter said:

Tended to sort most things out. Not everything can be accounted for by community resolution however.

You might consider some small ovation for the writers efforts after tonight’s little mention in My Court………..

—-

I very much doubt Xander will be clapping you in twenty years.

tauto said:

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I very much doubt Xander will be clapping you in twenty years.

Could you have possibly, in all the time you had available, come up with something less appropriate to insinuate. Bad Jew who’s mum was done by a Bad Muslim you passive aggressive blood loving party crasher.

tauto said:

Frank N Furter said:

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I very much doubt Xander will be clapping you in twenty years.

If you something more interesting than the topic you go right ahead and let it in one big breath my little darling. It’s ok. Muddy’s here…….

Frank N Furter said:

If you have something more interesting than the topic you go right ahead and let it out in one big breath my little darling. It’s ok. Muddy’s here…….

I should start an editing firm called “I Hate Re-Writes”! So apt don’t you think?

Frank N Furter said:

Huh… another song. “My Goddamn Ears are Ringing!”

I have three sound tracks to Rocky Horror

1 the Rocky Horror Show movie soundtrack
2 the Rocky Horror Show English theater performance
3 the Rocky Horror Show Australian theater performance

Frank N Furter said:

CrazyNeutrino said:

I have three sound tracks to Rocky Horror

1 the Rocky Horror Show movie soundtrack
2 the Rocky Horror Show English theater performance
3 the Rocky Horror Show Australian theater performance

We should listen to those, together. I’m sure it’s effects on us would be worth recording itself.

Amorites rule Babylonian territories up till 1730 BC. They do not achieve Babylonian statehood due to their local enemies in the goat herding tribes. The end of their rule occurs when the goat herders band together to form what becomes the Kassit Babylonian with the greatest longevity and extent of Empire.

At the time the Amorites lose power, a family originating with their precedent remnants from south of the Babylonian territories take control of Egypt providing Semitic rule without interfering with the local laws.

It is obvious from perusing The First Testament that it’s content regarding the tribes of Abraham refers to pre and Amorite dynasty. Solomon and his minions come in with the Kassite.

Minoa was an agreement between the two semitic ruled states to provide an alternative to bickering over the requirement of the egyptian rulers to respect the local law and not return the Kassite origin slaves that had been part of the economy and diplomacy between the Amorite dynasty and Egypt of it’s time.

Postpocelipse said:

Amorites rule Babylonian territories up till 1730 BC. They do not achieve Babylonian statehood due to their local enemies in the goat herding tribes. The end of their rule occurs when the goat herders band together to form what becomes the Kassit Babylonian with the greatest longevity and extent of Empire.

At the time the Amorites lose power, a family originating with their precedent remnants from south of the Babylonian territories take control of Egypt providing Semitic rule without interfering with the local laws.

It is obvious from perusing The First Testament that it’s content regarding the tribes of Abraham refers to pre and Amorite dynasty. Solomon and his minions come in with the Kassite.

Minoa was an agreement between the two semitic ruled states to provide an alternative to bickering over the requirement of the egyptian rulers to respect the local law and not return the Kassite origin slaves that had been part of the economy and diplomacy between the Amorite dynasty and Egypt of it’s time.

Later Arkhenaten attempts to fulfill the original contract even though he was of Egyptian blood and the Semitic rulers had been kicked out in the years immediately following the destruction of Minoa.

The Kassite will have got their peoples back because any that left with Arkhenaten will not have been accepted back when his effort failed.

Postpocelipse said:

The Kassite will have got their peoples back because any that left with Arkhenaten will not have been accepted back when his effort failed.

Boogy woogy African priests _“Go! Don’t come back!”

That will do for now. I’ll have a read on the subject when I have time.

The Amorite dynasty seem to have somewhat out competed the Egyptians in agricultural development and the Egyptian rulers had become weakened by the time they Kassite rose.

Witty Rejoinder said:

That will do for now. I’ll have a read on the subject when I have time.

That is as summarised as it needs to be. Good morning…

Frank N Furter said:

As my sister doesn’t need to warm up mostly and is also away doing her “Wonder Woman Saving Civilisations” thing, I was just wondering if there were any one lucky person here who might enjoy playing the creature to my knight as I warm up for this evening. It will be exciting.

Frank N Furter said:

As my sister doesn’t need to warm up mostly and is also away doing her “Wonder Woman Saving Civilisations” thing, I was just wondering if there were any one lucky person here who might enjoy playing the creature to my knight as I warm up for this evening. It will be exciting.

Who thinks I should do a cover of Kevin B Wilson’s “I was there I ought to know”………?….??

Where the fuck are we???

Did you say something man?

Yeah no. You was trippin for a while though……..

….. sounded like that shit you took in Columbia was poppin out a few more brain cells.

I keep telling you I’ve never been to Columbia!

Postpocelipse said:

….. sounded like that shit you took in Columbia was poppin out a few more brain cells.

I keep telling you I’ve never been to Columbia!

A lot of people can be anywhere in their dreams

you might have dreamt you were in Columbia with some real booty at hand

No! I know I haven’t been to Columbia! Never!

Uh-oh!! Fell asleep on watch again! Better pretend like nothing happened……..

Where did the Indian, Pirate and that Existential Lizard we picked up in Reno go?

What? Told you man. Fuckin Columbian shit! Don’t think I don’t know you fell asleep on watch either!

Fuck!!!

Postpocelipse said:

It was a Chameleon!

What?

Postpocelipse said:

An Indian, a Pirate and an Existential Chameleon! We picked up in Reno!!

Oh!! Oh, those guys? Yeah we dropped them off at a servo couple miles back.

Postpocelipse said:

Postpocelipse said:

Right after we rescued them from that bar joke they got caught up in with the Catholic, Muslim and the Jew!

Postpocelipse said:

Fuckin Columbian shit man………

:)

Midnight Poem

And the Pleiades;

It is midnight,

The time is going by,

And I sleep alone.

Sappho

for what its worth i’ve visited knossos and explored the labyrinth beneath (past the barrier)

i’ve been to the ruins theyve dug up at santorini

wookiemeister said:

for what its worth i’ve visited knossos and explored the labyrinth beneath (past the barrier)

i’ve been to the ruins theyve dug up at santorini

oooooh!! Want to go again but include Armani and a certain mountain in Mongolia I have an interest in?

Postpocelipse said:

wookiemeister said:

for what its worth i’ve visited knossos and explored the labyrinth beneath (past the barrier)

i’ve been to the ruins theyve dug up at santorini

oooooh!! Want to go again but include Armani and a certain mountain in Mongolia I have an interest in?

When I have an idea who kept what records for what purpose I get all sniffy like a bloodhound.

Postpocelipse said:

wookiemeister said:

for what its worth i’ve visited knossos and explored the labyrinth beneath (past the barrier)

i’ve been to the ruins theyve dug up at santorini

oooooh!! Want to go again but include Armani and a certain mountain in Mongolia I have an interest in?

i visited amarna in 2007

wookiemeister said:

Postpocelipse said:

wookiemeister said:

for what its worth i’ve visited knossos and explored the labyrinth beneath (past the barrier)

i’ve been to the ruins theyve dug up at santorini

oooooh!! Want to go again but include Armani and a certain mountain in Mongolia I have an interest in?

i visited amarna in 2007

but not with a treasure quest am I right?

the site at knossos os just the tip of the iceberg

a road leading away from the place disappears into a wall of dirt – they couldnt excavate anyfurther

theres an entire city under the dirt there

wookiemeister said:

the site at knossos os just the tip of the iceberg

a road leading away from the place disappears into a wall of dirt – they couldnt excavate anyfurther

theres an entire city under the dirt there

There are a lot of things under dirt. Usually old.

Postpocelipse said:

wookiemeister said:

Postpocelipse said:

oooooh!! Want to go again but include Armani and a certain mountain in Mongolia I have an interest in?

i visited amarna in 2007

but not with a treasure quest am I right?

it would have to be well hidden from the locals

Postpocelipse said:

wookiemeister said:

the site at knossos os just the tip of the iceberg

a road leading away from the place disappears into a wall of dirt – they couldnt excavate anyfurther

theres an entire city under the dirt there

There are a lot of things under dirt. Usually old.

syria has many large mounds with something under them

wisely the gov has left them unexcavated so isis can’t destroy what is there

wookiemeister said:

Postpocelipse said:

wookiemeister said:

i visited amarna in 2007

but not with a treasure quest am I right?

it would have to be well hidden from the locals

pfft! that is the easy part! The ‘locals’ were accustomed to their own hiding spots. In this case there are other cultures involved in some redistribution of various items. I have some idea of what I am looking for. They don’t.

wookiemeister said:

Postpocelipse said:

wookiemeister said:

the site at knossos os just the tip of the iceberg

a road leading away from the place disappears into a wall of dirt – they couldnt excavate anyfurther

theres an entire city under the dirt there

There are a lot of things under dirt. Usually old.

syria has many large mounds with something under them

wisely the gov has left them unexcavated so isis can’t destroy what is there

wisely ?

No, luckily…

Postpocelipse said:

wookiemeister said:

Postpocelipse said:

but not with a treasure quest am I right?

it would have to be well hidden from the locals

pfft! that is the easy part! The ‘locals’ were accustomed to their own hiding spots. In this case there are other cultures involved in some redistribution of various items. I have some idea of what I am looking for. They don’t.

in turkey at nemrut altitude kept the site virtually unknown even by most of the locals

Michael V said:

wookiemeister said:

Postpocelipse said:

There are a lot of things under dirt. Usually old.

syria has many large mounds with something under them

wisely the gov has left them unexcavated so isis can’t destroy what is there

wisely ?

No, luckily…

i think they knew

they could have let every man and his dog into syria to dig them up – they rarely did

wookiemeister said:

Postpocelipse said:

wookiemeister said:

the site at knossos os just the tip of the iceberg

a road leading away from the place disappears into a wall of dirt – they couldnt excavate anyfurther

theres an entire city under the dirt there

There are a lot of things under dirt. Usually old.

Syria has many large mounds with something under them

wisely the gov has left them unexcavated so isis can’t destroy what is there

I’m not sure why ISIS would want to destroy their own records unless they have not a single genuinely muslim person in their ranks. That is partly where the defeated of the Babylonian Kassite ran off to.

wookiemeister said:

Michael V said:

wookiemeister said:

syria has many large mounds with something under them

wisely the gov has left them unexcavated so isis can’t destroy what is there

wisely ?

No, luckily…

i think they knew

they could have let every man and his dog into syria to dig them up – they rarely did

There would probably be some very relevant records under those mounds. If they could all stop fighting for a moment and take an interest in why they started in the beginning they might get over it when they find out.

the turks allowed the brits and germans to cart stuff off out of the country

the V and A in london has horse sculptures from the mausoleum (one of the 7 wonders of the world)

i never realised there was something left , the original site has a few stones in it

wookiemeister said:

the turks allowed the brits and germans to cart stuff off out of the country

the V and A in london has horse sculptures from the mausoleum (one of the 7 wonders of the world)

i never realised there was something left , the original site has a few stones in it

That is all stuff that is post the period I am interested in. 1000 years before the greeks. There is only one more contemporary tomb that might with a slim chance have gotten hold of something of it but that is probs a long shot.

Postpocelipse said:

wookiemeister said:

the turks allowed the brits and germans to cart stuff off out of the country

the V and A in london has horse sculptures from the mausoleum (one of the 7 wonders of the world)

i never realised there was something left , the original site has a few stones in it

That is all stuff that is post the period I am interested in. 1000 years before the greeks. There is only one more contemporary tomb that might with a slim chance have gotten hold of something of it but that is probs a long shot.

depends which greeks you are talking about

wookiemeister said:

Postpocelipse said:

wookiemeister said:

the turks allowed the brits and germans to cart stuff off out of the country

the V and A in london has horse sculptures from the mausoleum (one of the 7 wonders of the world)

i never realised there was something left , the original site has a few stones in it

That is all stuff that is post the period I am interested in. 1000 years before the greeks. There is only one more contemporary tomb that might with a slim chance have gotten hold of something of it but that is probs a long shot.

depends which greeks you are talking about

I’m talking about records from a 150 period starting from 1730 BC then maybe possibly some from about 1330 BC. There may be some buried under silt deposits from 1600 BC.

Rumpole said:

As alternative to damage claims against Israel Mr Furter has offered the following conditions. The tale of Moses is publicly acknowledged as being a fabrication of real events and Moses was not Hebrew and was Arkhenaten. The first and second commandment should be altered to read “Thou shall not deify another in my place” and “If you are going to represent your political culture with a bull don’t say it is divine”. Mr Furter would also like to remind them that the the tenth commandment “Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours animals or anything else of theirs” is a good one. He says that bestiality in all it’s forms is just filth of the lowest order.

Postpocelipse said:

Rumpole said:

As alternative to damage claims against Israel Mr Furter has offered the following conditions. The tale of Moses is publicly acknowledged as being a fabrication of real events and Moses was not Hebrew and was Arkhenaten. The first and second commandment should be altered to read “Thou shall not deify another in my place” and “If you are going to represent your political culture with a bull don’t say it is divine”. Mr Furter would also like to remind them that the the tenth commandment “Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours animals or anything else of theirs” is a good one. He says that bestiality in all it’s forms is just filth of the lowest order.

That is all rather caveat however. The greater implication of Mr Furter’s suit is in regard to our dear great long lost civilisation of Minoa, Atlantis if you will, who were they, how did they come to be there and what are the implications of these answers on the contemporary cultures of the globe, not just, and I do say this humbly, the precincts of this Bailey.

The evidence has been presented that shows clearly that the Minoans were the servants of the Rabbi of Kassite Babylon and Canaanite Egypt for a good 100 years before it was subsequently obscured from our history books by both catastrophe and political obfuscation of who exactly was to blame but it certainly wasn’t the Hebrew peoples.

Thusly it appears Your Honours, that the greater globe now suffers the wrath of god that seems now to have been the victim of a libellous claim some 3600 years ago. The Hebrew have possibly contributed to their state of diplomacy with the Muslim significantly when they gave the Egyptians no assistance after the catastrophe. And what is the remaining cause for the muslim to feel insulted?

Non-disclosure of the true nature of the hand over of Egyptian held Babylonian slaves is one thing. They then cast doubt on the good nature of god by stating, loud and clear, that the otherwise natural destruction of a volcanic chamber submerged beneath an inappropriate volume of water was the act of god. If “This” were that chamber it would be the court of the “devil” not the origin of law and the sciences!

The forefathers of the Muslim are owed a debt by the Hebrew. This is both a litigious and moral matter for both concerned. Acts by modern Israel against terrorists have been of a highly indiscriminate nature not respectful of an act of extreme kindness by one particular pre-Muslim individual with remarkable insight and foresight. 500, 000 is the minimum estimate of the peoples released with Arkhenaten’s acts. Perhaps he would represent a better character than that of old Mohammedi-Wahmed to be revered as father prophet.

There might be no disputing that Babylon and Egypt shared a common vision of world domination at one time, though it is also clear those paths have meandered during periods of history. There “Can” be no heir to Solomon’s Temple “Unless” it is one of investigation and international co-operation as this was Minoa’s conception, “In The Beginning”, as it were.

They can both console themselves with this facts indication that there is not a Zionist conspiracy. At least not one that involves violence or mal-intent. Mr Furter believes that were the Israeli to reveal the nature of Minoa and allow for the rather colourful conclusions their major piece of evidence and cultural record demands it’s audience conclude, the Muslim may be able to find some better agreement between them and maybe settle down a little on the whole terrorism thing. This has significantly disturbed Mr Furter’s usual activities among our own complaints.

I will once again rest my date Your Honours.

hushed tone to solicitor (Don’t think I’ll travel by time warp again)

First I was afraid, I was petrified….

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You just know I enjoyed that don’t you?

Kept thinking I could never live without him by my side

But then we spent so many nights thinking and Babylon grew strong

Israel grew strong and we learned how to get along

And so I’m back from outer space
I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face
I should have changed that stupid lock
I should have let you find the key
If I had known for just one second they just wouldn’t remember me

So boys, now go, walk out the door
If you can’t hear the plain truth you’re not welcome anymore
You loved Gaddas as your father and didn’t want to say goodbye?
Did you think I’d crumble, did you think I’d lay down and die?

Boy, no, not I, I will survive
For as long as I know how to love, I know I’ll stay alive
I’ve got all my life to live and I’ve got all my love to give
And I’ll survive, I will survive, hey, hey

La, la, la
La, la, la
La, la, la

La, la, la
La, la, la
La, la, la

It took all the strength I had not to fall apart when Gaddas passed
So did any chance to mend the pieces of my broken heart
And you remembered him so well I kept feeling sorry for myself
I used to cry, but then Minoa hit the sky

And you see me now, you see somebody new
I’m not that chained up little person still in love with you
And so you felt like dropping in and just expecting to be free
But now I’m saving all my loving for someone who’s loving me

Boy, now go, walk out the door
Just turn around now and let them go’s what I said in 1333
Weren’t you the one who tried to break me with goodbye
Did you think I’d crumble, did you think I’d lay down and die?

Oh, no, not I, I will survive
For as long as I know how to love, I know I’ll stay alive
I’ve got all my life to live and I’ve got all my love to give
And I’ll survive, I will survive, hey, hey

La, la, la
La, la, la
La, la, la

La, la, la
La, la, la
La, la, la

La, la, la
La, la, la
La, la, la

Gaddas had respect. He was also just a little prone to my charms though that doesn’t appear to have been recorded…….

His people didn’t have the same charms so when Arkhenaten came along I may have taken some of his matter into my own hands. They still didn’t learn a great deal of respect.

I can prove I was lover to both forefathers of the Muslim and the Hebrew respectively. For one thing I have their groupie penis molds.

Postpocelipse said:

I can prove I was lover to both forefathers of the Muslim and the Hebrew respectively. For one thing I have their groupie penis molds.

They say prison can do strange things to people.

PermeateFree said:

Frank N Furter said:

I can prove I was lover to both forefathers of the Muslim and the Hebrew respectively. For one thing I have their groupie penis molds.

They say prison can do strange things to people.

You don’t really believe I’ve ever spent a single dreary moment in one of your psychotic enhancement facilities do you?

Postpocelipse said:

PermeateFree said:

Frank N Furter said:

I can prove I was lover to both forefathers of the Muslim and the Hebrew respectively. For one thing I have their groupie penis molds.

They say prison can do strange things to people.

You don’t really believe I’ve ever spent a single dreary moment in one of your psychotic enhancement facilities do you?

No, I think you got away with it.

Postpocelipse said:

PermeateFree said:

Frank N Furter said:

I can prove I was lover to both forefathers of the Muslim and the Hebrew respectively. For one thing I have their groupie penis molds.

They say prison can do strange things to people.

You don’t really believe I’ve ever spent a single dreary moment in one of your psychotic enhancement facilities do you?

I think you got close.

PermeateFree said:

Postpocelipse said:

PermeateFree said:

They say prison can do strange things to people.

You don’t really believe I’ve ever spent a single dreary moment in one of your psychotic enhancement facilities do you?

No, I think you got away with it.

Oh I always do that. Unless I wish to be punished of course.

• I think you got close.

Close this time, but last time…

AwesomeO said:

Frank N Furter said:

PermeateFree said:

They say prison can do strange things to people.

You don’t really believe I’ve ever spent a single dreary moment in one of your psychotic enhancement facilities do you?

I think you got close.

Here I’ll switch to the bottom. I know you like that.

Postpocelipse said:

PermeateFree said:

Postpocelipse said:

You don’t really believe I’ve ever spent a single dreary moment in one of your psychotic enhancement facilities do you?

No, I think you got away with it.

Oh I always do that. Unless I wish to be punished of course.

Loose talk can sink ships. wink, wink.

…groupie penis molds.

third stage by the sounds too.

furious said:

• I think you got close.

Close this time, but last time…

You think I inhabit Postpocelipses head when he is not on his pc. Wouldn’t that be rude?

ChrispenEvan said:

…groupie penis molds.

third stage by the sounds too.

I love it when you turn up to a shin dig but do remember the rule about Gerbils. I heard about that.

Postpocelipse said:

I can prove I was lover to both forefathers of the Muslim and the Hebrew respectively. For one thing I have their groupie penis molds.

The complainant wishes to enter the exhibits marked as 1 & 2 as evidence Your Honors. If it please the court.

Might just clean this up and submit to producers from here………..

Postpocelipse said:

Postpocelipse said:

Rumpole said:

You will notice the mold marked exhibit a is circumcised. The carbon dating it has undergone dates it directly to the time period Gaddas occupied the throne of Babylon.

Exhibit b does not bear the circumcision of a but I will point out it’s peculiar curvature and indicate this as coming from a gentleman born with the particular genetic weaknesses known for Arkhenaten to have suffered. I will point out that the little Pharaoh crown on the purchased on the top of the glans-penis is also known to have been available at smut shops during and up to the reign of Arkhenaten.

I can now introduce to you one further piece of evidence. This further mold I will enter as exhibit c Your Honours.

As you will notice it is also curcumcised but also bears a fashioned ring below the glas-penis. This was a custom the Canaanite Pharaoh’s conspirant with that of Gaddas’s dynasty were required to take up as part of their acknowledgement of contemporary local custom and law.

It is Mr Furter’s assertion that this mold was made of the first Canaanite Pharaoh who’s lineage led to the Hyksos dynasty and whom was present during the reign of Gaddas and further carbon dating analysis back this assumption.

I do not wish to provide a history lesson. Your learned selves may already be familiar with much of these particulars. We can establish here however that Mr Furter’s testimony has been backed up by science. There may be a jolly good degree of weird in that science this man’s opinion is respected by myself and as a member of the Bailey I stand by his accounts.

Rumpole said:

Mr Furter’s personal preferences and indulgences have been previously disclosed

Nobody here should be unaware of his capacities, diplomacies or alacrities

In song we have heard of his tendencies, exhibitionary and conspiratorially

Do none here see the enormity of cataclysm undisclosed?

In speech they danced and mocked as the Egyptians at their socks

And now play the Emperors of Furphy I ask you “How Could This Be”?

Postpocelipse said:

Rumpole said:

Mr Furter’s personal preferences and indulgences have been previously disclosed

Nobody here should be unaware of his capacities, diplomacies or alacrities

In song we have heard of his tendencies, exhibitionary and conspiratorially

Do none here see the enormity of cataclysm undisclosed?

In speech they danced and mocked as the Egyptians ate their socks

And now play the Emperors of Furphy I ask you “How Could This Be”?

.. oh I really have to take responsibility for that one. To some degree anyhoo. To gain these antiquated trinkets I did not simply indulge myself in a little groupie endeavour that’s too easy. I had cunning plans of course.

Anyone looking on without a slavering around their faculties at the time could see the good intentions of the agreement between my two little friends at the time that is why the Rabbi backed Gaddas so devotedly. If it weren’t for them there will have been little to no evidence of anyone around on Old Santorini when it popped it’s wobbly. The locals north of the island never like it’s tendency to gurgle like a dragon when the tide came in.

That little feature was what made it so indulgently scientifically erotic for the Rabbi to use as their little getaway. The locals won’t come any where near you and you get to sit around a smashing good natural bbq and fireworks display most nights.

Nobody found most of their things of course but I can assure you by the time they got their feet up it was quite the pre-historic example of making use of the environment.

I’m really sorry Gaddas, I did know the likelihood of our Minoa blasting itself to the sky around that particular set of dates but you do remember how difficult it was just to convince some people the tides were connected to the moon in those years let alone that other bodies only twinkling in our skies could on occasion dramatise this feature of the seas influence. It took all I had to convince them to pack their bags when it began to rumble but really I had come to expect that of them at the time.

It is why I didn’t tell you first all along. Your people grew a little Despisante of the culture they were forced to interact with. I’d seen this tendency toward rather self indulgent descriptions of others faults but many did remember their mothers and their mothers weeping the losses they had incurred to the former Egyptian trade with the Amorite.

Obviously that trade had ceased but the law of slavery was inherited and there was a considerable class of natural born foreign bought slaves owned by the rather spread out nobility that supported Egypt’s throne and blocked Babylonian access to Africa. It is hardly indulgent to point out the Israeli peoples competitive nature in areas of commerce and trade.

When you passed dear Gaddas your memory became the tool of conspiracy and political self-justification. The Bull? hmmm…..! I Do Say that was on their side. The Canaanite had taken advantage of some weaknesses in Egypt’s economy and politics at the time and the Egyptians had accepted them as damn good alternative to the rather riled appearance your Kassites had after quashing the Amorite.

The Canaanite had stayed out of the Kassite complaint with the Amorite and offered a mediator that could impede the Babylonian in entering Egypt at a time they were not in good form.

I could see they would not be merciful to the Egyptian after the whole thing went up. I may be immortal but I can’t convince many thousands of people and their offspring’s offspring to just change the way they had thought for thousands of years. I knew that things would get worse between them.

I also knew my talent for picking talent. So I gave what I thought was a cracking good opportunity for the Egyptian to offer the Babylonian peaceful conditions.

Arkhenatens masses had not received extensive education and certainly not that of their own peoples. It’s little wonder they did not stick around what is incredible is that Babylon did not immediately see the strategic advantage to supporting Arkhy’s endeavours like the old days. I sometimes forget the old days for me can be 400 years ago. I did mention it to my psychiatrist at the time.

Frank N Furter said:

If anyone else has become bored with my apology to a once upon a time lover of mine I can offer the answer to the question you all are thinking. Am I god and did I create you and everything else? hhmmm…..

I do seem to remember in a deep tucked away dream-like memory thinking “Oh Yes How Splendid Why Not?” and if I recall things did brighten up a bit around the place. You can take that or leave it. I’m not discussing any of my issues with mummy with you or anyone else on this planet.

Frank N Furter said:

Yes Israel, I accuse you of looking the other way. Surprise!

And then you lied about your very good friend Arkhenaten and made up some fantastic desert prophet who spoke to flaming bushes and other signs of really really poor OH&S! Winning arguments by slinging snakes around the court? How long till that comes out with a snake attached to a little babies eye?

Frank N Furter said:

Yes Israel, I accuse you of looking the other way. Surprise!

And then you lied about your very good friend Arkhenaten and made up some fantastic desert prophet who spoke to flaming bushes and other signs of really really poor OH&S! Winning arguments by slinging snakes around the court? How long till that comes out with a snake attached to a little babies eye?

Well only 3000 years or so as it turns out with all the snake-eyes being on dropped on children these days.

Postpocelipse said:

Frank N Furter said:

Yes Israel, I accuse you of looking the other way. Surprise!

And then you lied about your very good friend Arkhenaten and made up some fantastic desert prophet who spoke to flaming bushes and other signs of really really poor OH&S! Winning arguments by slinging snakes around the court? How long till that comes out with a snake attached to a little babies eye?

Well only 3000 years or so as it turns out with all the snake-eyes being on dropped on children these days.

You think tipping the money traders tables over at the temple was SJCC’s big insult to the temple. Not at all. He knew the original story and knew the reason he knew was because he was descended from Gaddas. They didn’t like the way this swayed his discussions inside or outside the temple.

Postpocelipse said:

Postpocelipse said:

Frank N Furter said:

You think tipping the money traders tables over at the temple was SSJC’s big insult to the temple. Not at all. He knew the original story and knew the reason he knew was because he was descended from Gaddas. They didn’t like the way this swayed his discussions inside or outside the temple.

Do you know why he is wearing a red triangle?

AwesomeO said:

Do you know why he is wearing a red triangle?

rag to bulls

Postpocelipse said:

AwesomeO said:

Do you know why he is wearing a red triangle?

rag to bulls

political prisoner I thought.

AwesomeO said:

Postpocelipse said:

AwesomeO said:

Do you know why he is wearing a red triangle?

rag to bulls

political prisoner I thought.

pretty well where I was coming from.

AwesomeO said:

Do you know why he is wearing a red triangle?

I thought the LGBT thing was a pink triangle

diddly-squat said:

AwesomeO said:

Do you know why he is wearing a red triangle?

I thought the LGBT thing was a pink triangle

It is.

Does highlight the fact that the Hebrew god is apparently a political prisoner. I mean huh?

pol prisoner was upside down triangle.

The red triangle was a Nazi concentration camp badge worn in two instances. Worn upright, the badge was applied to prisoners of war, spies, and military deserters. As a red inverted triangle, the badge was worn by political prisoners. The Nazis chose red because the first people to have to wear it were Communists. Besides Communists, liberals, anarchists, Social Democrats, Freemasons, and other opposition party members also wore a red triangle. Many red triangle wearers were interned at Dachau concentration camp.

wiki

That belongs right there thank you CE.

A good actor can inhabit the character that has a grain of truth to it…….

Frank N Furter said:

People forget Milo is a real lawyer. His reference to cue suggestion is extremely important. At least a lot of you westerners watching are thinking “why hasn’t anyone connected these dots? why didn’t I see that?”

Don’t worry that is totally normal. The Muslim and the Hebrew might have their own experiences watching but mental conditioning is a very strong barrier to overcome. Don’t you doubt Milo’s sincerity for a moment.

I hope Tim Curry is comfortable at this moment. He may be one of the friends we will lose this year. Whether that is so or not I hope to get his nod on this production.

fistbump

Frank’s motor-tricky

Postpocelipse said:

Frank’s motor-tricky

I can see Dr. Frank-N-Furter Riding that with Riff Raff

what is riff raff doing with that skeleton

oh, polishing it,

CrazyNeutrino said:

Postpocelipse said:

Frank’s motor-tricky

I can see Dr. Frank-N-Furter Riding that with Riff Raff

what is riff raff doing with that skeleton

oh, polishing it,

:D

Postpocelipse said:

Frank’s motor-tricky

I can see Xena and Gabrielle riding that Bike

they would have a female skeleton

different shield

One of Solomon’s(aka, Captain Nero) garage pets…….

Postpocelipse said:

One of Solomon’s(aka, Captain Nero) garage pets…….

Yoohoo. Israeli minions and conspirators……..

I hope you aren’t feeling forgotten yet. Well that just doesn’t happen in the legal system’s due process. Sorry!

Yes for your benefit I will identify my allegations for arraignment.

The first is that you are the descendants of decadent slave trading Amorites, Persians and Assyrians. I do still have ALL the tickets for the slaves I rescued from your lot-sales you’ll be happy to hear….

My second allegation is that you have stolen the cultural identity of your enemies and source of your slave trade. Lovely little passive aggressive move that one. Standing golf clap ovations are in order.

My third allegation is that you have ignored the warning your enemies left you in the form of the Torah and First Testament. If you add those little parables up the entire content of that tome states the following. “DON’T FUCK WITH REFUGEES AND GOAT HERDERS!!!”

They did warn you they were going to scatter you don’t you remember? Oh!! Of course!! You are too scattered to retrieve memory instead of passive aggressive victim retorts? How surprising that is truly!!!

Frank N Furter said:

Hmmmm…. covenants and promises??? What to do with those…….

You might remember a friend of mine who paid you a little visit? Made a little promise to various “great sinners”? Went something like “The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.”

Yes well I’ve got old Ghenghis in deep freeze and he’s thawing out right about now. Hope you enjoy his company. Again……..

Rumpole said:

The plaintiff calls Temujin Borjigin, aka Ghenghis Khan to the stand Your Honours…..

You did prepare the witness chair with a sheepskin like I requested? You know the earth-born get sore bottoms when they travel by Frank’s silly dance……

Rumpole said:

Yes of course Mr Khan. I did take your advice their myself as it happens.

I have been known most recently as Temujin Borjigin. I have been known to this little blue orb throughout recorded history. I was the witness known as Arjuna to the Vedic scripts. I left my record in the tales of David. I have accompanied The Host and guarded their secrets. My deeds inspired the creation of a belief in the devil in my enemies. I am known as Lord to those I protect. I am the vehicle of deliverance that arrives when the lost are forgotten. Your memory is my passage through time and I exist when you need me to provide an answer to your inevitable belief in the lies you develop to deny your own responsibility for the result of your own actions. Gandiva is MY BOW wielded in unison with the accords of justice written into the fabrics of the universe. My word is STEEL! The Elephant bear MY witness and the Whale sing MY Song! I am THE ROCK! Your Mother’s are My Air and your Sister’s are My Ocean! I am the knife in the wind that removes all discomfort!

Ask your questions Mr Rumpole………..

………………………………………………..*

Postpocelipse said:

………………………………………………..*

I see a new manic phase has kicked in.

From this position in the dark you have imposed upon me the reflection of your actions are clearly evident. I reside behind your bars willingly and it is only you who has ever set me loose to resolve your complaints amongst yourselves……

If the evil spirit arms the tiger with claws, Brahman provided wings for the dove. The devil was your own creation in reflection of your weaknesses. The children of Shiva and Krishna have straddled the globe and brought light to it with Vishnu’s virtues. The bulbs of His Lotus hang in your gardens to illumine your studies. You have within reach all you have ever aspired to. Yet I Am Here.

Throwing caution to the wind will eventually cloud your atmosphere you might have found…………..

Temujin said:

If the evil spirit arms the tiger with claws, Brahman provided wings for the dove. The devil was your own creation in reflection of your weaknesses. The children of Shiva and Krishna have straddled the globe and brought light to it with Vishnu’s virtues. The bulbs of His Lotus hang in your gardens to illumine your studies. You have within reach all you have ever aspired to. Yet I Am Here.

Throwing caution to the wind will eventually cloud your atmosphere you might have found…………..

The Hanging Gardens of Babylon. You might remember them. A warning to the Turkish Muslim that they would not proceed further into Europe. There is no side in the Semitic Saga that has not eventually committed all seven of the deadly sins in the sating of their ambitions.

Populations do not consist of cultural labels and it is always conspiracy that is remembered by the “Us” of the “Them”.

Temujin said:

God’s People? A goat herder who’s southern water is Lake Zaysan is God’s People. No book or temple will ever change this even were the universe only near-infinite……..

Postpocelipse said:

Temujin said:

God’s People? A goat herder who’s southern water is Lake Zaysan is God’s People. No book or temple will ever change this even were the universe only near-infinite……..

From my POV. There is infinity or not infinity.

Postpocelipse said:

Temujin said:

God’s People? A goat herder who’s southern water is Lake Zaysan is God’s People. No book or temple will ever change this even were the universe only near-infinite……..

A camel could dive through the eye of a needle from the tip of the Eiffel Tower before the nations of Israel or Islam or even those waving flags of christianity would step past the lock of Peter’s gates. St Petersburg has played it’s part there. A saint who committed to swinging the axe upon those he had sentenced. Nice touch…….

monkey skipper said:

Postpocelipse said:

Temujin said:

God’s People? A goat herder who’s southern water is Lake Zaysan is God’s People. No book or temple will ever change this even were the universe only near-infinite……..

From my POV. There is infinity or not infinity.

There is only infinity.

Postpocelipse said:

monkey skipper said:

Postpocelipse said:

God’s People? A goat herder who’s southern water is Lake Zaysan is God’s People. No book or temple will ever change this even were the universe only near-infinite……..

From my POV. There is infinity or not infinity.

There is only infinity.

Besides, the observer can only be positioned immediately adjacent (in every direction) of an infinitely measurable quantity. This is the principal that holds SR together. A Near Infinite Universe is the description of an arby-garby place where consequence does neither follow result nor bear any resemblance to it’s nature. I apologise for pointing this out but B.C. is more than a bit of a twit. Wherever he is momentarily……..

Temujin said:

Once there was a Giant.

But never for long………

Temujin said:

Once there was a Giant.

But never for long………

The Lion Is The King Of The Jungle? A warning in a riddle….

Temujin said:

Once there was a Giant.

But never for long………

The Lion Is The King Of The Jungle? A warning in a riddle….

That the King of the Jungle snuck up on you while you spoke with the King of The Plain. ooooops!

Temujin said:

Once there was a Giant.

But never for long………

The Lion Is The King Of The Jungle? A warning in a riddle….

That the King of the Jungle snuck up on you while you spoke with the King of The Plain. ooooops!

Temujin said:

You are always first the conspiracy of the dust of stars to stand, behold and deliver. No artificial fabrication can either compare or confuse the eye to comparison.

Temujin said:

You are always first the conspiracy of the dust of stars to stand, behold and deliver. No artificial fabrication can either compare or confuse the eye to comparison.

The Indus valley was always a shelter to my peoples in times of strife. When the rest of the world forgot humanity we kept the flame and carried it back out to the world to rekindle the hearth fires of those who sought the warmth of the light that is always in calf.

Temujin said:

You are always first the conspiracy of the dust of stars to stand, behold and deliver. No artificial fabrication can either compare or confuse the eye to comparison.

The Indus valley was always a shelter to my peoples in times of strife. When the rest of the world forgot humanity we kept the flame and carried it back out to the world to rekindle the hearth fires of those who sought the warmth of the light that is always in calf.

As the Ghanghes falls from the mountain to gather the fathers and mothers of the valley on their journey to the ocean in the sky so did Gandas gather their children and fall on the Amorite. He did not despise them as they had his people but set them to a task. In this they fled in the face of adversity and when they had the power to protect turned the lost from their doorstep.

Gandas never failed to appreciate the human condition and left myself to remind them of the example he set. Memories must be treasured to become lesson and they have not remembered me in any favour. They have instead held the false memory they provided themselves of Gandas and ambitious conquest. Such is life, as a friend of yours has mentioned…………

Temujin is a little sensitive about his father’s image.

He’s doing some of that meditating he does to work up some flashbacks. I just thought I’d pop my head in and let you know none of the rumours are true. Frank never got a groupie penis mould of old Leonidis. He got one of that pesky old Persian impostor of course but not me. No I won’t be doing any of his funky bedroom scenes in this appearance either so just go and get that out of your mind because I know all you women and some of you men are thinking it. No. Not Happening……

Temujin said:

An epoch is known by many names but as our subject is the Hebrew their age truly began as the age of the Bull.

It is a convenient place to begin because many histories pivoted around the man who became known as The Bull. Legends grow in different paths when offspring and relatives are concerned. It is interesting that Minoa has been connected with Atlantis but no greater emphasis has been put on that as far as creation of mythology. As it happens, Leonidis was descended from Zeus. Gandas’s name had long been forgotten by then but it is interesting that Leonidis acted as Gandas would have in opposing Xerxes when the rest of Greece were considering terms.

Counting goats is a relentless pursuit. It is one thing to count the same scratches on your pen post when you break and make camp. For millennia the youth set to watch the herd were accustomed to being cajoled with, ‘he was counting heads again’, when they were found sleeping on watch. Numbers were never invented. Writing was invented when stock became so plentiful that families could not settle trade on their fingers or in the dirt, if they were not familiar with each other.

Before the great rivers taught people to farm the land as well as the wildlife there was a custom among the travelling herders to name their stock for family members who they did not see often. This small sentimentality used to develop appreciation for extended family and of the herd as part of that family, contributed greatly to the nature of recorded history.

Africa was once the wealth of the world. The beasts roamed freely and man there did not need to move far to stay fed. Elsewhere in the world fortunes were less predictable except in India and the eastern coasts of Asia. Isolation and plentiful water supply allowed these places to develop with some distinction to more western cultures. It is well known by now that there has been trade across the continents and that prostitution was the first trade. Perhaps it is a good question to ask “why does India retain so strong a marital arrangement tradition”.

When there is a region of great natural wealth what do people from less fortunate areas have to offer? This does not mean that India lacked natural resource. India was the first region that experienced relative wealth with nowhere to grow. Much of this was secured through diplomatic marriages beyond their borders that ensured steady trades with nations that would dissuade those with eyes on India’s borders.

At one time in history the stability created by this diplomacy led to India in some sense becoming the first wonder of the world.

Postpocelipse said:

Numbers in nature in nature are transient. The counting of goat herders holds no awe for a singular digit. “One” is the number assigned to a target, objective or goal. A destination or origin. The goat to be culled. The head that guides the enemy against you.

The farmers weakness was associating themselves with the ground they were attached to. He never understood he had learned to count backwards and the farmers perception always demanded from nature that their assumptions of entitlement were validated. This led to inevitable problems with their internal management facilities.

This is why a council was gathered by the Tribes of The Mule. The Sea Peoples were not a mysterious peoples at the time of their prosperity. The so called great empires that had laid claim to the lands surrounding their farming endeavours had relied upon those of the goat herding tribes and those of the Sea People for trade logistics purposes. To them travelling beyond their borders was an epic affair with significant challenges and we provided their trades to distant nations distribution services. It was never our management that caused dispute.

The priests the empires kept were simply council members, mediators and diplomats to the local kings. A confused bunch who made valiant efforts to satisfy their own king and those of other members of their empire. No social class under their systems developed any sense of even ground as disputes between leaders effected their trade with the regularity of the seasons. Their coordination skills were simply not suited to defending their borders from a coordinated assault.

We knew much about these peoples and they knew little of us. Their resources were becoming fought over by themselves and the progress they had made in agriculture was not being applied cooperatively. Gandas’s father was a significant figure in the Herding Confederation with contacts and family in the Indus. He was a man of foresight and prepared Gandas in youth as a diplomat. Gandas was sent as emissary to The Sea Peoples with the purpose of gathering an alliance council. It was from this early assignment that Gandas rose quickly to public attention.

The alliance that resulted from the council between our peoples led to the Year of The Bull and Gandas’s record being written into history by the host of families.

The governance of the two empires had one simple connection. A successful man was endowed with wives and the origin of his wives largely distinguished him among his competitors. Long ago the Indus Kings allied with those of early China when they saw what the western empires lacked that they could provide. The apples of each mother’s eye was set apart and sent to be groomed to become foreign princesses.

In a secret place deep in the Himalayas the concubines of all the greatest nations were groomed. This was considered a gift by the oriental Asians to the nations of the west suitable to securing a peaceful uninterrupted trade. The most honoured of their priests were allowed passage to a temple a little less deep in the mountains where they were presented with the royal convents daughters to choose from and introduced to the culture with which they had been groomed. The Egyptians gods developed from this tradition and the seeds of pilgrimage being a path to the heavens projected into the minds of the peoples these priests brought their memories home to.

These daughters were cherished and not simply given away. None the less the ‘nobles’ to whom they were distributed by the emperor or pharaoh came to see them as commodity rather than gifts from heaven. They began the practice of farming these schooled children as cows. Large families would be milked from them and if the noble who fathered these children lost favour they would be set apart as slave classes. As much as these wives were closeted and enslaved the manner of their treatment did not ever go unnoticed. The sisters of those who had fallen on hard times also provided a significant degree of diplomatic services to their masters while still in favour and communication between relatives who had happened to be married to warring factions was considered vital in the settling of disputes in the Egypt and Amorite Babylon.

In this way did Gandas’s father’s contemporaries have a significant family matter to address when they gathered their council. For the sake of internal discord the royalty they had been provided as mark of respect and solemn oath of peace had by that time developed a significant slave-class that the Amorites excelled in producing and traded with the nobles of Egypt and Africa like baseball cards.

They had treated our princesses like cows. Gandas would remind them that a herd is protected by The Bull and teach them that a single one of our daughters were worth 100 of their sons.

Is that so? Well! Who could fail to appreciate his position?

Has everyone got enough popcorn? Good, go on my dear Temujin……

Leonidis said:

Yes. Please go on.

Everyone is waiting for the bit on how I’m descended from Zeus. Practically the prize stud of the daughters of heaven, so to speak…….

With the aid of The Sea Peoples Gandas subdued the Amorite. He took charge there and sent his son who had by then grown to maturity to oversee the lands that The Sea Peoples had been provided to aid their access to the Red Sea and ultimately India. His son’s son is recorded as Gulkishar as the personality now remembered as David married into the Sea Peoples.

It is Gulkishar who is remembered as Joshua by the Hebrew and as Jason of the Argonauts by the Greek. His younger brother is remembered as Noah and in truth was responsible for the creation of the tales of the argonauts. It is he who spirited Joshua’s offspring away to the north European origins of the Sea Peoples when the destruction of Minoa wreaked it’s havoc on the political factions of the mid-east and Africa. In northern Europe Gandas is remembered as Odin and Joshua is remembered as Thor.

Rumpole said:

Your Honours I ask that the record reflect the eloquently plausible nature of Mr Gorjigin’s testimony and it’s contrast to the verbosely implausible characteristics as evidenced by the Hebrew records. The plaintiff can establish further factualities but as those charged have provided significantly less factual content to their record we feel at this time that they must be compelled to produce any evidence they possibly might have conspired to fabricate to support their outrageous and egregious claims.

Postpocelipse said:

Rumpole said:

Your Honours I ask that the record reflect the eloquently plausible nature of Mr Gorjigin’s testimony and it’s contrast to the verbosely implausible characteristics as evidenced by the Hebrew records. The plaintiff can establish further factualities but as those charged have provided significantly less factual content to their record we feel at this time that they must be compelled to produce any evidence they possibly might have conspired to fabricate to support their outrageous and egregious claims.

If it is not clear to all present here by now that The First Testament is a record that has been repeatedly tampered with for political purposes by parties political reigning in years subsequent to the rule of the Kassite in Babylon then I can only be forced to start a Time Warp in order to gather further appropriate witnesses. I beg the mercy and consideration of The Bailey in avoiding subjecting my ageing colon and prostate to such travel fatigue………

Just one moment my rather good roll in the Rumpole. I would just like to fill in one or two small details for the benefit of anyone feeling left out, if you could recall The Bull himself a couple of questions should be clarified……

Frank N Furter said:

Ghandas said:

Just one moment my rather good roll in the Rumpole. I would just like to fill in one or two small details for the benefit of anyone feeling left out, if you could recall The Bull himself a couple of questions should be clarified……

Yes you are right as always Oh Great Flaming Bush. I am sorry for the pillow talk Your Honours. It is a part of my discipleship that such public displays of affection are show to my ageless master.

Yes as I say it is correct in this matter that I disclose the nature of my own mistakes. I have made a couple of significant oversights that have contributed to the current conflicts the world remains knee deep in on the account of my family. The first is my failing to foresee the destruction of Santorini in time enough to make a great difference to the outcome.

The second is more wilful in that I attempted to make up for this initial mistake by returning as the man who became known as Mohammed to re-instruct some descendants on their genuine history. I had spoken with this matter at length with my sons and they had convinced me that I was the only person with the insight to impress the truth on our descendants. Unfortunately my feelings regarding the treatment the children’s children of my first wife interfered with my retelling of the old tales and various less consequential sentiments were highlighted over the more immediate concerns.

If it is my oversight that has led to the extremist fundamentalism that now sees Temujin’s old enemies re-emerge with their worship of death I apologise without reserve and beg the world’s forgiveness.

Frank N Furter said:

Now now my dear Ghandas. Who is to blame for that element can only be those who twisted the image of Kali into that which allowed the maltreatment of the children of My Princesses. Exactly the reason I’ve arranged this disclosure of evidence. I gave them Muddy to worship and now they have demanded Dammy. Again!! 3 golden duck covenant breaking events is just too too much for Muddy dearest to bear. If I don’t get some justice Dammy might just release her 4 Horsey-Men to wake people up a little…….

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Frank N Furter said:

Now now my dear Ghandas. Who is to blame for that element can only be those who twisted the image of Kali into that which allowed the maltreatment of the children of My Princesses. Exactly the reason I’ve arranged this disclosure of evidence. I gave them Muddy to worship and now they have demanded Dammy. Again!! 3 golden duck covenant breaking events is just too too much for Muddy dearest to bear. If I don’t get some justice Dammy might just release her 4 Horsey-Men to wake people up a little…….

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Oh. That’s right. I keep forgetting humanities goldfish memories. They barely remember what became of the Hashashin when they upset little Temujin and hardly remember the absolutely unique dissuasion of criminal behaviours he schooled the greater population of that tiresome emotional desert we all known as the Middle East in with his visit. Well maybe a reminder will be in order soon………

Frank N Furter said:

You know humanity was only really conceived to broaden the knowledge of The Kama Sutra. It has always been a failing of mine your little emotions are so easy to break. Life does have it’s limits even I have to suffer however……….

Postpocelipse said:

Frank N Furter said:

You know humanity was only really conceived to broaden the knowledge of The Kama Sutra. It has always been a failing of mine your little emotions are so easy to break. Life does have it’s limits even I have to suffer however……….

You may be cluing onto how much I have grown to adore your rather twisted sense of foreplay. I do have tireless patience though and that is something most of you prefer to avoid developing these days. It’s a pity. If you all could just be a little nastier to each other you would all be having the great make up sex I have these days. It really is outstanding. I will always be your willing servant for that little grace you have returned to me…….

Did you know Milo is a relative of mine? Yeah he invented a little Asian form called Drunken Master. Don’t let his bluff fool you. He’s bloody lethal……

Please remember to properly care for your…….

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