A method I’ve used to get annoying songs out of my head is to spend time reshaping the lyrics into something I can get some sort of appreciation out of. It isn’t hard to turn a song into something with minimal substance and maximal stupidity but rewriting something so that you can genuinely appreciate the delivery of a subject takes a little more effort and I’ve found that is the most likely way to get it the annoying song out of my head. I’ve also found this a good practice just for sentence construction experience.

So just in case anyone here felt like joining in on that with some degree of formality this thread is supplied as Tattle & Rattle Ground.

There are two categories you can enter: Melee and Face Plant

Melee is for everyone and if you have some songs you would like to see toyed with you simply post them here with the heading Melee and any restrictions you might feel appropriate to each songs alternate content.

Face Plant is for someone you are feeling the love for and want to set to a challenge. Same basic format but with the optional heading on the post.

You can actively forget memories if you try, and scientists have the brain scans to prove it

Whether you’re a student trying to memorise facts for an exam, or a new staff member getting to grips with the ins and outs of a new job, we’re continually trying to hold onto new information, while making sure we don’t forget the important things we’ll need to know later.

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CrazyNeutrino said:

You can actively forget memories if you try, and scientists have the brain scans to prove it

Whether you’re a student trying to memorise facts for an exam, or a new staff member getting to grips with the ins and outs of a new job, we’re continually trying to hold onto new information, while making sure we don’t forget the important things we’ll need to know later.

more…

meh… resolving an issue with a memory leaves you with better quality information……

Zat kinda’ like what
Kevin B. Wilson calls “de-composition”?

like: Heavin’ On A Jet Plane

Face Plant: Duet challenge

Recipients: stumpy_seahorse & Boris

Song choices: Top Gun/Beverley Hills Cop/Dirty Dancing

Danger Zone

Take My Breath Away

The Heat is On

Time of My Life

Remember, if you fail to take a challenge it is open to the challenger to complete the song challenge with you in mind…….

I will supply some motivation as I don’t expect s_s or Boris to take any challenge to themselves with dignity. It is a chance for them to show observation skills greater than required to repeat inconsequential trivial minutiae. If either challenged fail to take up the gauntlet then I’ll finish the rest for them…….

The Beat is On

The beat is on, two for one is neat
On your pc screen, or out on the street
And the fwap’s so loud, can’t hear yourself think
They got too much lotion, to drown out that sound
Cause the beat is on….

Wo-ooh-woh-hoh, wo-ooh-wo-hoh
Caught up in the traction, wonder how it don’t turn blue
Wo-ooh-woh-hoh, wo-ooh-wo-hoh
Tell me why they feel it
Tell me why they feel it
Tell me why they feel it
The beat is on, the beat is o-on
Oh it’s on your screen, the beat is on

The shadows jiggle on the darker side
Behind their doors, it’s a slippery ride
You can take a break, long before you loose
That’s the chance you take, when you play to lose
When the beat is on

Wo-ooh-woh-hoh, wo-ooh-wo-hoh
Caught up in the traction, wonder how it don’t turn blue
Wo-ooh-woh-hoh, wo-ooh-wo-hoh
Tell me why they feel it
Tell me why they feel it
Tell me why they feel it
The beat is on, the beat is o-on
Oh it’s on your screen, the beat is on
Now their on the street, look out rotten meat

The beat is on (lotion piling higher)
The beat is on (baby can’t you feel it)
Yeah, their on your street
The beat is on (my eyes are on fire)
The beat is on (flicked lotion stinga like shit!)

Postpocelipse said:

A method I’ve used to get annoying songs out of my head is to spend time reshaping the lyrics into something I can get some sort of appreciation out of. It isn’t hard to turn a song into something with minimal substance and maximal stupidity but rewriting something so that you can genuinely appreciate the delivery of a subject takes a little more effort and I’ve found that is the most likely way to get it the annoying song out of my head. I’ve also found this a good practice just for sentence construction experience.

So just in case anyone here felt like joining in on that with some degree of formality this thread is supplied as Tattle & Rattle Ground.

There are two categories you can enter: Melee and Face Plant

Melee is for everyone and if you have some songs you would like to see toyed with you simply post them here with the heading Melee and any restrictions you might feel appropriate to each songs alternate content.

Face Plant is for someone you are feeling the love for and want to set to a challenge. Same basic format but with the optional heading on the post.

What about songs or music that has been spoilt by people taking the micky. For example the opening music to Game Of Thrones has been spoilt because Southpark added the lyrics floppy weiner to it, its amusing and disturbing at the same time

Cymek said:

What about songs or music that has been spoilt by people taking the micky. For example the opening music to Game Of Thrones has been spoilt because Southpark added the lyrics floppy weiner to it, its amusing and disturbing at the same time

Any contribution is appreciated provided it is qualified by explanation

Postpocelipse said:

Cymek said:

What about songs or music that has been spoilt by people taking the micky. For example the opening music to Game Of Thrones has been spoilt because Southpark added the lyrics floppy weiner to it, its amusing and disturbing at the same time

Any contribution is appreciated provided it is qualified by explanation

Stan Freberg’s super PC Elderly Man River comes to mind.

Build it up before the climactic feel the love and probably the most classic duet of all time.

“Danger Zone”

Revvin’ up your pension
Listen to her howl and roar
Tight jeans under tension
Beggin’ you to touch it go

Daydreamers! in the Danger Zone
Wandered like dicks, into the Danger Zone

Headin’ into twilight
Check you got your things tonight
Dumb got you jumpin’ off the egde
Why you want to break your necks

Pants down in the Danger Zone
Playin wid it in the Danger Zone

They never say hello to you
Until you get it on the red line overload
You’ll never know what they can do
They won’t go high they just go low

Out along their edge
Is always where I burn them
The further over their edge
The duller the density

Highway to your Dumbass Zone
I’m gonna take you
Right into the Danger Zone
Here I got da shit do you want a cone
Might help out in the Danger Zone

…… so…. where do we get a drink around here?

Postpocelipse said:

…… so…. where do we get a drink around here?

I dunno, do you know why you spell stumpy, s_t_u_m_p_y not s-t-u-m-p-y?

No idea but do you wanna play that “two skiers sharing one set of poles game” again?

Postpocelipse said:

Postpocelipse said:

…… so…. where do we get a drink around here?

I dunno, do you know why you spell stumpy, s_t_u_m_p_y not s-t-u-m-p-y?

No idea but do you wanna play that “two skiers sharing one set of poles game” again?

Mens room or here?

Depends. Lotion or Dry?

Hammer, Rock, Scissors?

Yup…….

Postpocelipse said:

Postpocelipse said:

Postpocelipse said:

…… so…. where do we get a drink around here?

I dunno, do you know why you spell stumpy, s_t_u_m_p_y not s-t-u-m-p-y?

No idea but do you wanna play that “two skiers sharing one set of poles game” again?

Mens room or here?

Depends. Lotion or Dry?

Hammer, Rock, Scissors?

Yup…….

`Hammer, Rock, Scissors?`
You forgot Lizard, Spock.

and just to show I make choices check out the options under image search I chose that from

channeling neru pehut again I see posty

stumpy_seahorse said:

channeling neru pehut again I see posty

How are those wind mills going? Up yet? That will give you something to tilt at!

stumpy_seahorse said:

channeling neru pehut again I see posty

That is entirely the wrong sort of shepherd to be.

Hope you sing as well as Peter O’toole. Only way you’ll get out of this, Don Quixote…..

Tamb said:

stumpy_seahorse said:

channeling neru pehut again I see posty

That is entirely the wrong sort of shepherd to be.

What about if you were a bride to be?

Postpocelipse said:

stumpy_seahorse said:

channeling neru pehut again I see posty

How are those wind mills going? Up yet? That will give you something to tilt at!

Hah. He’s got you there Stumpy.

Postpocelipse said:

Tamb said:

stumpy_seahorse said:

channeling neru pehut again I see posty

That is entirely the wrong sort of shepherd to be.

What about if you were a bride to be?

Yes then you’d be a neru bride.

Witty Rejoinder said:

Postpocelipse said:

stumpy_seahorse said:

channeling neru pehut again I see posty

How are those wind mills going? Up yet? That will give you something to tilt at!

Hah. He’s got you there Stumpy.

oh no.. however will I be able to go on.

perhaps if he did his old method of using wikipedia to “research”, he’d know that they weren’t windmills…

Witty Rejoinder said:

Postpocelipse said:

stumpy_seahorse said:

channeling neru pehut again I see posty

How are those wind mills going? Up yet? That will give you something to tilt at!

Hah. He’s got you there Stumpy.

Modern windmills do not like to be tilted.

Tamb said:

Postpocelipse said:

Tamb said:

That is entirely the wrong sort of shepherd to be.

What about if you were a bride to be?

Yes then you’d be a neru bride.

Lamb to the slaughter?

stumpy_seahorse said:

Witty Rejoinder said:

Postpocelipse said:

How are those wind mills going? Up yet? That will give you something to tilt at!

Hah. He’s got you there Stumpy.

oh no.. however will I be able to go on.

perhaps if he did his old method of using wikipedia to “research”, he’d know that they weren’t windmills…

ROFLMAOWTIE

Postpocelipse said:

stumpy_seahorse said:

Witty Rejoinder said:

Hah. He’s got you there Stumpy.

oh no.. however will I be able to go on.

perhaps if he did his old method of using wikipedia to “research”, he’d know that they weren’t windmills…

ROFLMAOWTIE

Just for that the last two songs will have other subjects as focus……..

Postpocelipse said:

Postpocelipse said:

stumpy_seahorse said:

oh no.. however will I be able to go on.

perhaps if he did his old method of using wikipedia to “research”, he’d know that they weren’t windmills…

ROFLMAOWTIE

Just for that the last two songs will have other subjects as focus……..

I’ll have to remember to title it Woohoo! Or how to compound stupidity in a damages claim next time.

Postpocelipse said:

Postpocelipse said:

Postpocelipse said:

ROFLMAOWTIE

Just for that the last two songs will have other subjects as focus……..

I’ll have to remember to title it Woohoo! Or how to compound stupidity in a damages claim next time.

You are obviously a less than silly foe. Perhaps we might conspire?

I’ve Had To Two Time My Wife(but it’s only worth half)

Man: Now I’ve had to tell my wife
No I never lied like that before
Yes I swear it was half truths
and I owe it all to you

Munchkin King: ‘Cause I’ve had the time of my life
and I owe it all to you

Man: I’ve been waiting for so long
Now I’ve finally found someone
To stand by me

Munchkin King: We saw the writing on the wall
As we felt this magical fantasy

Both: Now with passion in our eyes
There’s no way we could disguise it secretly
So we take each other’s hand
‘Cause we seem to understand the urgency

Man: just remember

Munchkin King: You’re the one thing

Man: I can’t get enough of

Munchkin King: So I’ll tell you something

Both:This could be love because

(CHORUS)
Both: I’ve had to two time my wife
No I never felt this way before
Yes I swear it’s the truth
And I owe it half to you
‘Cause I’ve had to two time my wife
And I’ve searched every bottom drawe
‘Til I found the truth
And I owe it all to you

Man: With my body and soul
I want you more than you’ll ever know

Munchkin King: So we’ll just let it go
Don’t be afraid to lose control

Man: Yes I know whats on your mind
When you say:
“Stay with me tonight.”

Munchkin King: Just remember
You’re the one thing

Man: I can’t get enough of

Munchkin King: So I’ll tell you something

Both: This could be love because

(CHORUS)
Both: ‘Cause I had to two time my wife
Though it is just a smallish sort of door
Yes I swear it’s the truth
And I owe it all to you
‘Cause I’ve never had this choice before
And I’ve searched through every circus face
Till I found the truth
and I owe it all to you

Instrumental

Man: Now I’ve had the time of my life
No I never felt this way before

(Munchkin King: Never Felt this way)

Man: Yes I swear it’s the truth
and I owe it all to you

Both: ‘Cause I had to two time my wife
And I’d searched in every online wife site
Till I’ve found the truth
and I owe it all to you

Both: “cause I’ve had to two time my wife
No I’ve never felt this way before
Yes I swear it’s the truth
And I owe it all to you

Can’t believe they didn’t whack a half time break in either Danger Zone or Heat Is On and do more with it. Classic beats.

Postpocelipse said:

Can’t believe they didn’t whack a half time break in either Danger Zone or Heat Is On and do more with it. Classic beats.

With people putting bananas in tail pipes

Cymek said:

Postpocelipse said:

Can’t believe they didn’t whack a half time break in either Danger Zone or Heat Is On and do more with it. Classic beats.

With people putting bananas in tail pipes

It is like they got bad coke and start really well but then it’s all over in premature ejaculation…..

> A method I’ve used to get annoying songs out of my head is to spend time reshaping the lyrics into something I can get some sort of appreciation out of.

Do that all the time. One of my favourites is the old John Denver song “Take me home, cunt”.

mollwollfumble said:

> A method I’ve used to get annoying songs out of my head is to spend time reshaping the lyrics into something I can get some sort of appreciation out of.

Do that all the time. One of my favourites is the old John Denver song “Take me home, cunt”.

No points if you don’t supply a verse and chorus at least to score it……

“Take My Breath Away”

Watching every motion
In my foolish BORIS game
On this endless ocean
Finally BORIS knows no shame

Turning and returning
A pipe is used to slide inside
Watching in slow motion
As the Gerbil turns to say

Take my breath away
Take my breath away

Watching it keeps waiting
Still anticipating love
Never hesitating
To become the farted ones
Turning and returning

To your secret place to find
Watching in slow motion
As you turn away and say
My love

Take my breath away

Through the hours that he fought you
In time he slipped away
When the mirror crashed he called you
And you turned to hear him say
If only for today
I am unafraid

Take my breath away
Take my breath away

Covered in your lotion
He escaped your foolish lover’s game
Haunted by the notion
Somewhere there’s a pub in flames

Turning and returning
To your secret place inside
His nightmares keep him waking
As you turn his way and say

Take my breath away
Take my breath away

Have to give this thread 10/10 for effective conflict resolution so far.

I LoOOOVE my ski-team!!

Postpocelipse said:

“Take My Breath Away”

Watching every motion
In my foolish BORIS game
On this endless ocean
Finally BORIS knows no shame

Turning and returning
A pipe is used to slide inside
Watching in slow motion
As the Gerbil turns to say

Take my breath away
Take my breath away

Watching it keeps waiting
Still anticipating love
Never hesitating
To become the farted ones
Turning and returning

To your secret place to find
Watching in slow motion
As you turn away and say
My love

Take my breath away

Through the hours that he fought you
In time he slipped away
When the mirror crashed he called you
And you turned to hear him say
If only for today
I am unafraid

Take my breath away
Take my breath away

Covered in your lotion
He escaped your foolish lover’s game
Haunted by the notion
Somewhere there’s a pub in flames

Turning and returning
To your secret place inside
His nightmares keep him waking
As you turn his way and say

Take my breath away
Take my breath away

What a romantic love song

Cymek said:

What a romantic love song

Oh thank you very much but it wasn’t by my hand. I learnt it from a long lost Gerbil tribe in the Amazon…..

Postpocelipse said:

Cymek said:

What a romantic love song

Oh thank you very much but it wasn’t by my hand. I learnt it from a long lost Gerbil tribe in the Amazon…..

He is part of their myths you know. Legendary!

Postpocelipse said:

Postpocelipse said:

Cymek said:

What a romantic love song

Oh thank you very much but it wasn’t by my hand. I learnt it from a long lost Gerbil tribe in the Amazon…..

He is part of their myths you know. Legendary!

Another piece of Gerbidian trivia is they make a smashing cup of tea from the local coca shrub and some mushroom, by the looks of it. Rather spices up their tales around the fire.

Face Plant for kii. You only have to pick one but I’ll probs do all of them at some point.

Soundtrack to Witches of Eastwick

Nessun Dorma

Feodora

Someone To Watch Over Me

Devil’s Dance

Tamb said:

I dunno, do you know why you spell stumpy, s_t_u_m_p_y not s-t-u-m-p-y?

No idea but do you wanna play that “two skiers sharing one set of poles game” again?

Mens room or here?

Depends. Lotion or Dry?

Hammer, Rock, Scissors?

Yup…….

`Hammer, Rock, Scissors?`
You forgot Lizard, Spock.

We don’t include them when they are the subject of decision making. Spock out argued his Lizard on that debate.

Ballroom Bitz

Are you ready Johnson? Uh-huh
Frank? Yeah
Beans? Okay
Alright fellas, let’s go!

Oh it’s been getting so hard
Living with the things you do to me
A breast caresses the eye

But if you got a nob it’s damaging

Oh, I see a man at the back as a matter of fact
His eyes are as red as the sun

And the girl in the corner let no one ignore her
Cause she thinks she’s the passionate one

Oh yeah! It was quite frightening
Everybody was fighting
To look somewhere more soothing
Before they all started leaving

Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah
And the man in the back said everyone attack
But they offered him some ballroom bitz

And the girl in the corner said boy I want to warn you
You’ll get nowhere without some ballroom bitz

Ballroom bitz, ballroom bitz, ballroom bitz, ballroom bitz

Oh reaching out for something
Touching nothing’s all I ever do
Oh I softly call you over
When you appear there’s nothing left of you

And the man in the back is ready to crack
As he raises his hands to the sky

And the girl in the corner is everyone’s woman
She could kill you with a wink of her eye

Oh yeah! It was electric
So perfectly hectic
And the band started leaving
‘Cause they all stopped breathing

Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah
And the man in the back said everyone attack
If they ain’t got on ballroom bitz
And the girl in the corner said boy I want to warn you
It’ll turn into some ballroom Kicks
Ballroom bitz, ballroom bitz, ballroom bitz, ballroom bitz

Oh yeah! It was like lightning
Everybody was fighting
And the music was soothing
And they all started grooving

Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah
And the man in the back said everyone attack
Before you get me into ballroom bitz

And the girl in the corner said boy I want to warn you
I’ll kick you in the ballroom bitz

Ballroom bitz, ballroom bitz, ballroom bitz, ballroom bitz

It’s it’s a ballroom bitz
It’s it’s a ballroom bitz
It’s it’s a ballroom bitz
Yeah, it’s a ballroom bitz

consider any challenge here entirely intellectual……. :)

Melee Justify My Mullet (to be competed)

Postpocelipse said:

Melee Justify My Mullet (to be competed)

contribute one verse and one chorus and the best compilation wins…….

T..h-..n said:

We’ve had fun and games……….

Here’s a challenge. Anyone able to learn this song word for word and be able to keep up with the tempo it is delivered?

OutKast – B.O.B.

Dogs are an incredible example of innovation and extremely good natured artificial children. The 3 legged ones especially. No kid or cat will stick around when you take a limb the moment you get peckish let alone still like you…….

Rage Against the Machine Street fighting man

Eat ya Meatloaf Melee

Any Meatloaf song you enjoy…….

Postpocelipse said:

Eat ya Meatloaf Melee

Any Meatloaf song you enjoy…….

!0 of the best

Oh let the sun beat down upon my face, stars to fill my dream
I am a traveler of both time and space, to be where I have been

To sit with elders of the gentle race, this world has seldom seen
They talk of days for which they sit and wait and all will be revealed

Talk and song from tongues of lilting grace, whose sounds caress my ear
But not a word I heard could I relate, the story was quite clear
Oh, oh.

Oh, I been flying… mama, there ain’t no denyin’
I’ve been flying, ain’t no denyin’, no denyin’

All I see turns to brown, as the sun burns the ground
And my eyes fill with sand, as I scan this wasted land
Trying to find, trying to find where I’ve been.

Oh, pilot of the storm who leaves no trace, like thoughts inside a dream
Heed the path that led me to that place, yellow desert stream
My Shangri-La beneath the summer moon, I will return again
Sure as the dust that floats high in June, when movin’ through Kashmir.

Oh, father of the four winds, fill my sails, across the sea of years
With no provision but an open face, along the straits of fear
Ohh.

When I’m on, when I’m on my way, yeah
When I see, when I see the way, you stay-yeah

Ooh, yeah-yeah, ooh, yeah-yeah, when I’m down…
Ooh, yeah-yeah, ooh, yeah-yeah, well I’m down, so down
Ooh, my baby, oooh, my baby, let me take you there

Let me take you there. Let me take you there

How can you not love Picard, he’s the man

Cymek said:

How can you not love Picard, he’s the man

Is that not an appropriate homage-de-montage?

Postpocelipse said:

Cymek said:

How can you not love Picard, he’s the man

Is that not an appropriate homage-de-montage?

Yes it is

Cymek said:

Postpocelipse said:

Cymek said:

How can you not love Picard, he’s the man

Is that not an appropriate homage-de-montage?

Yes it is

If only a resonant voice decided leaders. Morgan Freeman, James Earl Jones, Sydney Poitier, Christopher Lee, Sean Connery, Alan Rickman, Vin Diesel. Pretty impressive company mostly.

“Hungry Eyes”

I’ve been meaning to tell you
I’ve got this feelin’ that won’t subside
I look at you and I fantasize
I know where you keep your purse
Now I’ve got you in my sights

With these hungry eyes
One look at me and you can’t disguise
I’m hungry for Ice
I feel the rush of the gush

I wanna pick until I bleed right out
I wanna show you what hustle’s all about
Darlin’ tonight
Now I’ve got you in my sights

Now I’ve got you in my sights
With these hungry eyes
Now did I take you by surprise
Found your purse bitch
And the stash you hid from me

Now I’ve got you in my sights
With these hungry eyes
Now did i take you by surprise
If you can borrow
Money from your parents for me

I got Hungry Eyes

Postpocelipse said:

“Hungry Eyes”

I’ve been meaning to tell you
I’ve got this feelin’ that won’t subside
I look at you and I fantasize
I know where you keep your purse
Now I’ve got you in my sights

With these hungry eyes
One look at me and you can’t disguise
I’m hungry for Ice
I feel the rush of the gushing surprise

I wanna pick until I bleed right out
I wanna show you what hustle’s all about
Darlin’ tonight
Now I’ve got you in my sights

Now I’ve got you in my sights
With these hungry eyes
Now did I take you by surprise
Found your purse bitch
And the stash you hid from me

Now I’ve got you in my sights
With these hungry eyes
Need to know something importan
Can you borrow
Money from your parents for me

I got Hungry Eyes

I expect an appropriate deposit in my account from everyone who’s mood is improved by these contributions. Alternatives to tv aren’t free you know……

Postpocelipse said:

I expect an appropriate deposit in my account from everyone who’s mood is improved by these contributions. Alternatives to tv aren’t free you know……

Conversely, I assume that you will be transferring money to all of us whose mood was worsened.

dv said:

Postpocelipse said:

I expect an appropriate deposit in my account from everyone who’s mood is improved by these contributions. Alternatives to tv aren’t free you know……

Conversely, I assume that you will be transferring money to all of us whose mood was worsened.

checks are in the mail…….

Postpocelipse said:

dv said:

Postpocelipse said:

I expect an appropriate deposit in my account from everyone who’s mood is improved by these contributions. Alternatives to tv aren’t free you know……

Conversely, I assume that you will be transferring money to all of us whose mood was worsened.

checks are in the mail…….

You can assume that means you will receive a rain-check notice until such time as I receive my royalties.

*cheque’s in the mail

dv said:

*cheque’s in the mail

see explanation and be advised that refunds on pay-per-view events are voided except in the case of intentional misleading of the service receiver by the supplier. Written evidence must be submitted in song in these instances.

the czech is in the male.

ChrispenEvan said:

the czech is in the male.

Kinky.

ChrispenEvan said:

the czech is in the male.

better be well kept and educated without bad habits of any sort and attentive. otherwise she will be sent home…..

You can take the cheque out of the mail
but you can’t take the male out of the czech

Postpocelipse said:

ChrispenEvan said:

the czech is in the male.

better be well kept and educated without bad habits of any sort and attentive. otherwise she will be sent home…..

No other forms of alternative payment will be accepted for the services performed in this thread. Female specimens of any nationality are welcome to be assessed for harem qualities, skills and talent.

party_pants said:

You can take the cheque out of the mail
but you can’t take the male out of the czech

That was delivered c.o.d.

Postpocelipse said:

dv said:

Some crib notes:

“I’m a say my pull out game is so real I still get rid of kids,”

Pull out game means coitus interruptus to prevent pregnancy but in saying it still gets rid of kids, Royce is implying pulling out a weapon. It’s dark but clever.

“Let me be the first to tell you that you lookin’ at a superstar
My microphone and AK-47, that’s my new guitar
I don’t belong to you and I don’t care who you are
Yeah, you sold a couple records, got a couple joints
Got a few Jordans, three, four pairs of Louboutins
That’s besides the point like a shootin’ guard”

There’s some great polysyllabic rhyme here leading up to the payoff wordplay: besides the point like a shooting guard.

“And they’re loaded, like cocked twin Glocks that I’m holdin’
You better pause when you see these two dots on your colon
Fuckin’ punks, you wait, just got to rockin’ and rollin’”

The two dots on your colon are the red-dot sights from the two Glock pistols aimed at your abdomen, but of course the two dots form a colon, which necessitates the “pause” and the “wait”. But the icing on the cake is “punks you wait” (punctuate).

sound like some punk ate some metal-jacket cake………

LOOKOUT!! U got PostPoc on the cook-out
Sellin you the shakes like your baby wanna put-out
Man Above? Royce wears those gloves
Pinnin down the tripper
Chain-gun spittin splittin liver
Cuttin them in half while he laughs at us
……..

LOOKOUT!! PostPoc-E-Lips on the cook-out
Sellin you the shakes like your baby wanna put-out
Bustin in ya redoubt, to get up in ya read out
Burnin with a flame you ain’t never gonna put out
Chain-gun spittin, spine-n-liver splittin
Cuttin them in half with the calibre I be bringin

Another drama! Suspended in post-war-trauma
Predicted in the news of a past we been forgetting
Projected by the views of suspicious indignation
Protected by powers that take what isn’t given
Promoting terrorphiles, preventing extra-smiles
Phosphor tracing lines across our drone assisted virtue-vision

Postpocelipse said:

LOOKOUT!! PostPoc-E-Lips on the cook-out
Sellin you the shakes like your baby wanna put-out
Bustin in ya redoubt, to get up in ya read out
Burnin with a flame you ain’t never gonna put out
Chain-gun spittin, spine-n-liver splittin
Cuttin them in half with the calibre I be bringin

Another drama! Suspended in post-war-trauma
Predicted in the news of a past we been forgetting
Projected by the views of suspicious indignation
Protected by powers that take what isn’t given
Promoting terrorphiles, preventing extra-smiles
Phosphor tracing lines across our drone assisted virtue-vision

Your words run like water off my Full Metaphoric Jacket
It’s just a little sad feel like givin you a carrot
But there’s worse to come I’m aimin at your habit
Blastin holes through your head
Caps made entirely from syllables
The subject isn’t dead till I fill you with divisibles

Food related challenge: Name your $1 option for something to go with a packet of 2 minute noodles to make it a meal. It can’t be creamed corn.

Postpocelipse said:

Food related challenge: Name your $1 option for something to go with a packet of 2 minute noodles to make it a meal. It can’t be creamed corn.

Half an onion diced, a knob of butter, smidge of garlic, brown it
Half teaspoon mustard, splash of tomato sauce, 100 g of salami diced, fry it on the browned onion, add salt, pepper if you like
Cook the noodles but not soft, dispense with the liquid. Then put dry noodles with the sauce and cook it in there for a bit.

dv said:

Postpocelipse said:

Food related challenge: Name your $1 option for something to go with a packet of 2 minute noodles to make it a meal. It can’t be creamed corn.

Half an onion diced, a knob of butter, smidge of garlic, brown it
Half teaspoon mustard, splash of tomato sauce, 100 g of salami diced, fry it on the browned onion, add salt, pepper if you like
Cook the noodles but not soft, dispense with the liquid. Then put dry noodles with the sauce and cook it in there for a bit.

More after ideas for filler/body component. But cheers

Postpocelipse said:

dv said:

Postpocelipse said:

Food related challenge: Name your $1 option for something to go with a packet of 2 minute noodles to make it a meal. It can’t be creamed corn.

Half an onion diced, a knob of butter, smidge of garlic, brown it
Half teaspoon mustard, splash of tomato sauce, 100 g of salami diced, fry it on the browned onion, add salt, pepper if you like
Cook the noodles but not soft, dispense with the liquid. Then put dry noodles with the sauce and cook it in there for a bit.

More after ideas for filler/body component. But cheers

The sausage can be quite bodyish

i see we’re back to talking about sausages.

I’ve Had To Two Time My Wife(but it’s only worth half)

Boris said:

Munckin King said:

Boris: Now I’ve had to tell my wife
No I never lied like that before
Yes I swear it was half truths
and I owe it all to you

Munchkin King: ‘Cause I’ve had the time of my life
and I owe it all to you

Boris: I’ve been waiting for so long
Now I’ve finally found someone
To stand by me

Munchkin King: We saw the writing on the wall
As we felt this magical fantasy

Both: Now with passion in our eyes
There’s no way we could disguise it secretly
So we take each other’s hand
‘Cause we seem to understand the urgency

Boris: just remember

Munchkin King: You’re the one thing

Boris: I can’t get enough of

Munchkin King: So I’ll tell you something

Both:This could be love because

(CHORUS)
Both: I’ve had to two time my wife
No I never felt this way before
Yes I swear it’s the truth
And I owe it half to you
‘Cause I’ve had to two time my wife
And I’ve searched every bottom drawe
‘Til I found the truth
And I owe it all to you

Boris: With my body and soul
I want you more than you’ll ever know

Munchkin King: So we’ll just let it go
Don’t be afraid to lose control

Boris: Yes I know whats on your mind
When you say:
“Stay with me tonight.”

Munchkin King: Just remember
You’re the one thing

Boris: I can’t get enough of

Munchkin King: So I’ll tell you something

Both: This could be love because

(CHORUS)
Both: ‘Cause I had to two time my wife
Though it is just a smallish sort of door
Yes I swear it’s the truth
And I owe it all to you
‘Cause I’ve never had this choice before
And I’ve searched through every circus face
Till I found the truth
and I owe it all to you

Instrumental

Boris: Now I’ve had the time of my life
No I never felt this way before

(Munchkin King: Never Felt this way)

Boris: Yes I swear it’s the truth
and I owe it all to you

Both: ‘Cause I had to two time my wife
And I’d searched in every online wife site
Till I’ve found the truth
and I owe it all to you

Both: “cause I’ve had to two time my wife
No I’ve never felt this way before
Yes I swear it’s the truth
And I owe it all to you

Really wanted to re-write this as “Facts, Evidence Based Facts” but the original is just as apt here.

Food, Glorious Food Lyrics

Is it worth the waiting for?
If we live till eighty four
All we ever get is gruel!
Every day we say our prayer —
Will they change the bill of fare?
Still we get the same old gruel!
There’s not a crust, not a crumb can we find,
can we beg, can we borrow, or cadge,
But there’s nothing to stop us from getting a thrill
When we all close our eyes and imagine—

Food, glorious food,
Hot sausage and mustard!
While we’re in the mood —
Cold jelly and custard!
Peas pudding and saveloys
What next is the question?
Rich gentlemen have it, boys —
in digestion!

Food Glorious food
We’re anxious to try it
Three banquets a day
Our favorite diet
Just picture a great big steak
Fried, roasted, or stewed
Oh food! wonderful food! marvelous
food! glorious food!

Food glorious food
What is there more handsome?
Gulped, swallowed or chewed,
Still worth a KINGS RANSOM!
What is it we dream about?
What brings on a sigh?
Piled peaches and cream about-
SIX FEET HIGH

Food glorious food
Eat right through the menu
just loosen your belt
two inches and then you-
work up a new appetite
in this interlude
then food once again
food fabulous food
glorious food

Food glourious food
don’t care what it looks like
Burnt underdone crude
don’t CARE what the cooks like
Just thinking of growing fat
our senses go reeling
One moment of knowing that
Full up feeling

What wouldn’t we give for
That extra bit more
That’s all we live for
Why should we be fated to do
Nothing but brood on food
Magical food,
Wonderful food
marvelous food,
Beautiful food,
Food, Glorious food glorious fooooooood

“Hungry Eyes”

I’ve been meaning to tell you
I’ve got this feelin’ that won’t subside
I took your meds against advice
Your hidden scotch was nice
Now I’ve got to spew tonight

With these hungry eyes
Your best hiding spot you can’t disguise
I’ve got hungry eyes
I feel the magic between glue and I

I wanna hold you so hear me out
I wanna show you what love’s all about
Darlin’ tonight
Now I’ve got you in my sights

Now I’ve got you in my sights
With these hungry eyes
Now did I take you by surprise
I need you to see
This love was meant to be

Now I’ve got you in my sights
With these hungry eyes
Now did i take you by surprise
I need you to see
This love was meant to be.

I got Hungry Eyes