Just Ask Boris?

Dear Boris,

Billy at school said that ten-pin bowling was invented by dinosaurs but they used boulders and humans dipped in tar and chalk dust. Is this true?

Also, Billy said you don’t wear your armour to bed but get changed into rubber with a strap-gag and get whipped for money in a strip joint. Can you tell him to stop making things up please? I know your armour is real!

WOOHOO a thread about me, me, me, me.

tell me postie, what is it like to have everything you post here shown up to be rubbish?

You really need to read stuff. great for learning about the real world.

ChrispenEvan said:

WOOHOO a thread about me, me, me, me.

tell me postie, what is it like to have everything you post here shown up to be rubbish?

You really need to read stuff. great for learning about the real world.

You and no one else have shown a single thing up of the genuine hypothesis’s I’ve posted. You don’t have any attention span so I won’t expect you to have picked out what those are. If you really think you can show me up provide something to your challenge on the song contest thread. I’ve provided you this thread so you can keep all your dribble in one place but I don’t genuinely expect you to have that much courtesy.

LOL.

ooooh caps! and laughing at your own jokes as well. sad……..

What it is like getting yourself out of Boris’s head……

Postpocelipse said:

What it is like getting yourself out of Boris’s head……

and the commitment to going back…..

Should have titled this thread “Boris’s Boganite Bravado & Balderdash Brisquette Brunch Braternity!”

with Bromite

dv said:

with Bromite

recommended by 8 out of 10 Broscientists.

poikilotherm said:

dv said:

with Bromite

recommended by 8 out of 10 Broscientists.

LMAO!

Postpocelipse said:

Should have titled this thread “Boris’s Boganite Bravado, Bromite & Balderdash Brisquette Brunch Braternity!”

Great. A personal attack thread. You’re acting like a child, postpoc.

Postpocelipse said:

“Boris’s Boganite Bravado, Bromite & Balderdash Brisquette Brunch Braternity!”

If you can construct a title with more than 8 B’s in it, with or without aid, you might retain some dignity in my eyes Boris………..

kii said:

Great. A personal attack thread. You’re acting like a child, postpoc.

nyaawwww, are you jealous? You don’t consider one personal attack thread reasonable justice for the personal attacks Boris has spread through chat and my threads? Your opinion if it isn’t……..

Postpocelipse said:

kii said:

Great. A personal attack thread. You’re acting like a child, postpoc.

nyaawwww, are you jealous? You don’t consider one personal attack thread reasonable justice for the personal attacks Boris has spread through chat and my threads? Your opinion if it isn’t……..

I’m not big on two-faced denial of other peoples actions and intentions gotta say………..

Postpocelipse said:

Postpocelipse said:

kii said:

Great. A personal attack thread. You’re acting like a child, postpoc.

nyaawwww, are you jealous? You don’t consider one personal attack thread reasonable justice for the personal attacks Boris has spread through chat and my threads? Your opinion if it isn’t……..

I’m not big on two-faced denial of other peoples actions and intentions gotta say………..

Don’t you think personal attacks reduce any credibility your other science threads may have.

Cymek said:

Postpocelipse said:

Postpocelipse said:

nyaawwww, are you jealous? You don’t consider one personal attack thread reasonable justice for the personal attacks Boris has spread through chat and my threads? Your opinion if it isn’t……..

I’m not big on two-faced denial of other peoples actions and intentions gotta say………..

Don’t you think personal attacks reduce any credibility your other science threads may have.

I’m sorry. You didn’t notice the endless drivel Boris supplies to a thread that first reduces readability? I’m supplying substantiality to the subjects I have chosen to pursue. I am pleased enough that has been minimally disturbed but I don’t expect it would have if I had not spent time discouraging his practices.

Postpocelipse said:

Postpocelipse said:

“Boris’s Boganite Bravado, Bromite & Balderdash Brisquette Brunch Braternity!”

If you can construct a title with more than 8 B’s in it, with or without aid, you might retain some dignity in my eyes Boris………..

Since “&” resembles a “B” I’ll let you use that 9 times in a row and throw you a bone how about it?

Cymek said:

Don’t you think personal attacks reduce any credibility your other science threads may have.

Posty has science threads?

Postpocelipse said:

kii said:

Great. A personal attack thread. You’re acting like a child, postpoc.

nyaawwww, are you jealous? You don’t consider one personal attack thread reasonable justice for the personal attacks Boris has spread through chat and my threads? Your opinion if it isn’t……..

Really thought Boris would have thought all his christmases had come at once with the gift of this thread. Maybe he is more vandal and bully than self-image preener and narcissist……..

Postpocelipse said:

Just Ask Boris?

Dear Boris,

Billy at school said that ten-pin bowling was invented by dinosaurs but they used boulders and humans dipped in tar and chalk dust. Is this true?

Also, Billy said you don’t wear your armour to bed but get changed into rubber with a strap-gag and get whipped for money in a strip joint. Can you tell him to stop making things up please? I know your armour is real!

And now he reckons you are just a puppet with Agro’s other hand up your bum working your mouth! Please make him stop!!

‘ll just observe for posterity that the practice of ignoring Boris’s concerted efforts in personal attacks and only taking offence when I choose to keep my responses to single threads out of basic courtesy, is patently two-faced and hypocritically convenient…………

Does being religious effect peoples way of thinking?

CrazyNeutrino said:

Does being religious effect peoples way of thinking?

It may even make people think less as you cowtow to religious authority on certain matters

Any unchecked dogma is a religion…….

Postpocelipse said:

Any unchecked dogma is a religion…….

Capitalism, Economic Policy, Attachment to orthodox science assumptions with minimal assessment of alternative options, etc.,..

here ol’ he been wonderin’ if bogan so’s a moron term
for the moment i’m happy with’t bein’ a unconclusion
maybe I will resolve the unconclusion’s the conclusion
makes’t a concluded unconclusion what me reckons
or unconcluded conclusion, maybe I missin’ somethin’

Is there something missing? Justice perhaps?
Is the Vatican harboring a pedophile?
Do I ask too many questions?
Did Tony help George?

Appropriate alternates for Boris’s handles:

Borus

Midgemental

Chrispied_Even

BogDribbler

How is that for attention seeking guv’na?

Postpocelipse said:

Appropriate alternates for Boris’s handles:

Borus

Midgemental

Chrispied_Even

BogDribbler

How is that for attention seeking guv’na?

You do realise the ring you get around your crown when you wear your arse for a hat is not a halo right?

Absolute Proof Murdoch is SITH!!!

Force Block

Force Eye Poke

Force Open Doors

Force Ear Cuff

Force Genitalias Interruptus

Force Block Again

Force Brain Squeeze

Multiple Jedi Mind Tricks

Postpocelipse said:

Absolute Proof Murdoch is SITH!!!

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Postpocelipse said:

That’s a cool helmet.

isn’t bogan some remnant of the cultural cringe, those wannabe upwardly mobile types giving a repectability to their anxieties, sorta not much better than ol’ class distinctions, same sort of shit really. Just a fucken swearword really.

well now you have your cashed up bogans (CUBs) bogans who wear designer ugg boots and trackies; and your proud bogans (those who deliberately embrace the style and attitudes) so it’s not so much a swear word as just another sub group claimed by those who embrace the lifestyle

transition said:

isn’t bogan some remnant of the cultural cringe, those wannabe upwardly mobile types giving a repectability to their anxieties, sorta not much better than ol’ class distinctions, same sort of shit really. Just a fucken swearword really.

points and yells BOGAN!

Well, there are two types of bogan. There’s the stereotypical derro type:

Exhibit A

And the cashed-up, wannabe nouveau glam type:

Exhibit B

Whoops.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bogan

interesting read, not to be confused with promoting the use of the word.

>Whoops.

it’s alright I just rang the bank and extended me credit card limit and recharged the wireless stick and ordered a bigger monitor

That’s how I imagine Skunky…

runs away

Postpocelipse said:

Just Ask Boris?

Dear Boris,

Billy at school said that ten-pin bowling was invented by dinosaurs but they used boulders and humans dipped in tar and chalk dust. Is this true?

Also, Billy said you don’t wear your armour to bed but get changed into rubber with a strap-gag and get whipped for money in a strip joint. Can you tell him to stop making things up please? I know your armour is real!

I think we need to take you out of that school , I don’t want you hanging around with that billy

right , suppose I’ll just have a piss into my bottle and turn in for the night

wookiemeister said:

right , suppose I’ll just have a piss into my bottle and turn in for the night

you could use your neigbours front lawn instead of the bottle.

party_pants said:

wookiemeister said:

right , suppose I’ll just have a piss into my bottle and turn in for the night

you could use your neigbours front lawn instead of the bottle.

that’s reserved for heavier loads and I don’t discriminate , anyone’s lawn will do though I do prefer to make a newspaper sandwich arrangement

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, Kin ya swallar?’
The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, ‘Kin ya breathe?’
The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, ‘Ya know, I’d heerd of that there ‘Hind Lick Maneuver’ but I never seed nobody done it.

I used to wonder where Xander’s mother’s attitude toward the aged came from……….

Postpocelipse said:

I used to wonder where Xander’s mother’s attitude toward the aged came from……….

Okay, I’ll bite. What attitude is that?

kii said:

Postpocelipse said:

I used to wonder where Xander’s mother’s attitude toward the aged came from……….

Okay, I’ll bite. What attitude is that?

She just had an excessive view that old people should all wander off to the desert to die and stop being a burden on the next generations. She did grow up in the competitive institution of the Labor Party so I always assumed it was somewhat tic. She has a lot of trauma so picking one apart from another is sometimes difficult.

Probably what came between us first was she was capable of way more aggressive attitudes than I and I never figured out how to both support her feelings and take here excessiveness with constant good humour.

Postpocelipse said:

kii said:

Postpocelipse said:

I used to wonder where Xander’s mother’s attitude toward the aged came from……….

Okay, I’ll bite. What attitude is that?

She just had an excessive view that old people should all wander off to the desert to die and stop being a burden on the next generations. She did grow up in the competitive institution of the Labor Party so I always assumed it was somewhat tic. She has a lot of trauma so picking one apart from another is sometimes difficult.

What?

kii said:

Postpocelipse said:

kii said:

Okay, I’ll bite. What attitude is that?

She just had an excessive view that old people should all wander off to the desert to die and stop being a burden on the next generations. She did grow up in the competitive institution of the Labor Party so I always assumed it was somewhat tic. She has a lot of trauma so picking one apart from another is sometimes difficult.

What?

Pretty much how I responded to some of her sentiments……..

Postpocelipse said:

kii said:

Postpocelipse said:

She just had an excessive view that old people should all wander off to the desert to die and stop being a burden on the next generations. She did grow up in the competitive institution of the Labor Party so I always assumed it was somewhat tic. She has a lot of trauma so picking one apart from another is sometimes difficult.

What?

Pretty much how I responded to some of her sentiments……..

One does have to consider her Grandfather’s contribution to this attitude honestly…….

Postpocelipse said:

Postpocelipse said:

kii said:

What?

Pretty much how I responded to some of her sentiments……..

One does have to consider her Grandfather’s contribution to this attitude honestly…….

She had him charged but those outside of her direct family supported him over her and she and her parents have had no contact with family members outside their immediate group since.

Postpocelipse said:

She had him charged but those outside of her direct family supported him over her and she and her parents have had no contact with family members outside their immediate group since.

Poor old victim of WWII PTSD he was……….

Postpocelipse said:

Postpocelipse said:

She had him charged but those outside of her direct family supported him over her and she and her parents have had no contact with family members outside their immediate group since.

Poor old victim of WWII PTSD he was……….

My sperm donor was a sociopathic religious zealot who either raped or mind-raped every member of my family. After he left the picture my mother spent the considerable parental income she received with having 8 children to get boob jobs and dental work and swanning around the world fostering her buddhist monk friends while I was sent to school without lunches, never received pocket money or remember being bought clothing before I found a way to get myself into foster care.

I mentally dealt with that by becoming very philosophical about the human condition. When I met Xander’s mother she refused to believe I was not bottling anger away in an unhealthy manner and pushed every button she could find in me. Since I got through the recent trial without having to even defend myself I’ve regained some sense of my own authenticity.

My barrister is a remarkable person and I am glad I took his advice that I did not need to give evidence and the truth was plainly obvious when the witness statements were compared.

Postpocelipse said:

Postpocelipse said:

Postpocelipse said:

She had him charged but those outside of her direct family supported him over her and she and her parents have had no contact with family members outside their immediate group since.

Poor old victim of WWII PTSD he was……….

My sperm donor was a sociopathic religious zealot who either raped or mind-raped every member of my family. After he left the picture my mother spent the considerable parental income she received with having 8 children to get boob jobs and dental work and swanning around the world fostering her buddhist monk friends while I was sent to school without lunches, never received pocket money or remember being bought clothing before I found a way to get myself into foster care.

I mentally dealt with that by becoming very philosophical about the human condition. When I met Xander’s mother she refused to believe I was not bottling anger away in an unhealthy manner and pushed every button she could find in me. Since I got through the recent trial without having to even defend myself I’ve regained some sense of my own authenticity.

My barrister is a remarkable person and I am glad I took his advice that I did not need to give evidence and the truth was plainly obvious when the witness statements were compared.

I view two things as true crimes. Dishonesty and anything that resembles rape. Those that raise a stone in my presence quickly discover the depths to which I despise dishonesty.

Postpocelipse said:

I view two things as true crimes. Dishonesty and anything that resembles rape. Those that raise a stone in my presence quickly discover the depths to which I despise dishonesty.

So any chance we can consider that enough about me and get on with discussing sciencey type fings moibe’s?

World’s Saddest Elephant Dies After 60 Years Alone In Her Cell

Hello friend,

I want to trust you with this confidential proposal. Before I continue, let me introduce myself to you, I am Gen. John W. Nicholson, Jr. I am the commander of Resolute Support Mission and U.S. Forces Afghanistan (USFOR-A) in collaboration with the Special N.A.T.O coalition force with the United Nation troops in Afghanistan, on war against terrorism. I took over command from General Campbell on March 2, 2016. I was commissioned into the infantry in 1982 upon graduation from the United States Military Academy at West Point. I hold a bachelor’s degree in history from Georgetown University, a Bachelor of Science degree from West Point, a master’s degree in Military Art and Science from the School for Advanced Military Studies at the U.S. Army Command and General Staff College, and a master’s degree in National Security Studies from the National Defence University.

Base on series of killing on United States and other countries troops in Afghanistan especially the shot down of UN war craft that killed Several American and English soldiers on the 19th April 2016 and the sixteen American soldiers who were killed by a bomb blast on Last week Tuesday’s bombing that happened during the morning rush hour in Pul-e-Mahmud, a busy neighbourhood where homes, mosques, schools and businesses nestle close to the Ministry of Defence, other ministries and military compounds. After this series of killing I and my colleague decided to share the money we recovered on our raids on al-Qaeda (terrorist) camps in Afghanistan. I have now in my possession the sum of $16M (Sixteen million US Dollars) as my share.

I have carefully packaged the money in a box, I have made contact with a friend who is working with the UNITED NATIONS RED CROSS here in Kabul. He will assist me move the consignment out of the trouble area down to your country, which is the only safer means of moving it out of this hell hole, he will deposit it with the United Nations Red Cross as a diplomatic luggage as I have told him that the luggage belongs to one of our soldier that died during the attack but before giving up he told me to make sure the luggage get to his family. He will deposit the consignment for safe keep and to make contacts for its proper use.

So I need someone I can work with on trust and that is why I contacted you. So if you accept, I will put you forward as the beneficiary/owner of the funds and then the box shall be deposited on your name as the beneficiary and the Red Cross Agent will transfer the box to you anywhere in your city. I just need your acceptance and all is done. I have 100% assurance that you will surely receive the box without any hitch through United Nations, every arrangement will be made to proceed to your country.

Once I confirm your interest to my proposal, and your positive reply I will proceed with the arrangement to move the consignment out of the trouble area and register your name as the beneficiary then move the consignment to your country. I am willing to give you 30% of the total sum when the money is delivered to you. I wait for your response so we can proceed immediately. In less than 7days the money should be in your safe custody.

The only telephone access we have here is radio message which is for our general use and is being monitored, therefore all communication will be via email till we finish our assignment. Please keep it to your self even if you are not interested, thank God for President Barrack Obama whose keen interest is to call us back home soon.

Yours Serving Friend
Gen. John W. Nicholson, Jr.
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To Gen. Nicholson,

We at command are very glad to have found you though it may only be in the nick of time. Do not be concerned for blowing your deep cover and consider your operation finalised. Factors have changed drastically and command now operates from our new position 50 years in the future. You may not have discovered this on your own before it was too late. Reality in your area has been compromised with prejudice.

We can extract you and your team. This must be done with utmost secrecy to avoid giving away our position. This requires you to facilitate a temporary cloaking of our extraction craft. This is achieved by running backward in the street shouting “Mohammed is at my place doing $2 bj’s” at the absolute top of your voice. I know it sounds strange son but as I said, reality has been compromised in you area with extreme prejudice.

Please return mail with ETD and coordinates at your first convenience.

We Don’t Leave a Soldier Behind

Gen. Richard N Mayai
Forward Position Commander