“OMD! OMD! OMD! They found a hooman!”

“Really?”

“Better bring it in before it causes trouble…………”

“Shouldn’t we just kill it and pretend it never turned up? These are people who believed in deity made in their image after all!”

“Maybe it is one of them that believed in Dog and he will worship us?”

“Taking a big chance on that one! What is the mathematical likelihood of that anyway?”

“Maybe this is a chance to settle that rumor? That the only reason dogs conquered the wolves is because of human fostering?”

“Do you think it can talk and will tell the truth if it can? Trusting of you!”

From a book I’m reading.

“I for one have had enough and decided to join PAWS (Pets Against Wardrobe Malfunctions) – a not-for-profit organisation. Get behind our cause and put an end to badly dressed pets for good.”

Typical examples of badly dressed dogs.