Fye-teen terrorierorism isht Nat! thar shame ash fye-teen inga Ring-a-Dinga-Lingus. Sho weeff shet cuppa desht do shtamondrate ow weasy shit ish do “Fide Pyre wid Gertossip”….. fiv jusht a bone call…
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Hello, Narendra Modi speaking…
Heeey! Don’t pretend you don’t know my phone’s greeting card. I know you know I know who you are Mr Prime Minister. Don’t go playing little games like we don’t know each other Mr Prime Minister. Shame on you! I am a national hero!
No no Yuvraj. I simply have to be cautious with the media. We have a gambling investigation office now. It is not like the old days. What can I credit the pleasure of your call with?
A friend of mine has told me something that must only be a simple imaginative rumour. I hoped it was not top secret enough that you might be able to tell me something.
Of course. Whatever I can help you with it would make me happy.
My friend said that he was told you had formed a secret committee to delegate the Chinese with an answer to the bloody pakki-kasmiri thing! He said that you had a vision of mighty hydro power stations built from Tibet to Pakistan that fed water to a great lake that would wash the temper and perspiration from the Muslim temple. Is this really true Mr Prime Minister?
……….. err, you must say anything but yes…. I had a vision from god and it said that this would be done if I was not public about it……… so dooon’t tell your friend I have confirmed this to you. With god’s care this will answer the prayers of the world. Thank you is that all? I have a meeting to assemble….. click ………….
