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Thank you for attending Cardinals. Today we discuss what we’ve all been waiting for something in the vicinity of 6000 odd years, that being, the future. Yes it hasn’t gone unnoticed that time has passed since we began cooking our food and the natives are getting restless, as they do say.
At this junction in anthropological development the community has developed a somewhat critical mind. Our presentation is beginning to clash with language the components of which no longer reflect our institution as it is intended to be communicated.
Our Perusory Panel has identified the reference we are known by as temporarily dysfunctional, requiring a re-branding and market strategy that conforms with the foreseeable status-quo. The title “Department of The Unimaginable” has been offered by the Perusory Panel. Under this head dress we can remain as an institution to remind the public that results may not be those they expect and avoid the quibble over details of limited fundamental worth that has distracted from the challenges in the globe’s immediate path.
We have yet to entirely identify the changes to our role that will occur with this new beginning, suffice it to say at this time that we will be opening our vaults to those national education departments that conform to UN defined practices.
That will be all. You can all shuffle off and pray now….
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