Date: 22/08/2016 23:26:14
From: Postpocelipse
ID: 945025
Subject: Big Balls _The Art Of Turkey-Slap-Jitsu
Once considered it becomes immediately obvious why it is essential that knocking an arsehole out with a turkey slap be immediately followed by either your best punch or kick.
Who wants an arsehole to like it?
The caveat of course is that the greatest lesson of the wisdom “revenge is best served cold” requires that the force one applies between ones testicles and an arseholes forehead be as near to nil as reasonably possible so that you don’t enjoy it either………….
Date: 22/08/2016 23:35:50
From: AwesomeO
ID: 945026
Subject: re: Big Balls _The Art Of Turkey-Slap-Jitsu
Postpocelipse said:
Once considered it becomes immediately obvious why it is essential that knocking an arsehole out with a turkey slap be immediately followed by either your best punch or kick.
Who wants an arsehole to like it?
The caveat of course is that the greatest lesson of the wisdom “revenge is best served cold” requires that the force one applies between ones testicles and an arseholes forehead be as near to nil as reasonably possible so that you don’t enjoy it either………….
I don’t think you know what a turkey slap is.
Date: 22/08/2016 23:36:58
From: Postpocelipse
ID: 945027
Subject: re: Big Balls _The Art Of Turkey-Slap-Jitsu
AwesomeO said:
Postpocelipse said:
Once considered it becomes immediately obvious why it is essential that knocking an arsehole out with a turkey slap be immediately followed by either your best punch or kick.
Who wants an arsehole to like it?
The caveat of course is that the greatest lesson of the wisdom “revenge is best served cold” requires that the force one applies between ones testicles and an arseholes forehead be as near to nil as reasonably possible so that you don’t enjoy it either………….
I don’t think you know what a turkey slap is.
Do you wish to test your theory?
Date: 22/08/2016 23:38:17
From: party_pants
ID: 945028
Subject: re: Big Balls _The Art Of Turkey-Slap-Jitsu
Date: 22/08/2016 23:38:42
From: AwesomeO
ID: 945029
Subject: re: Big Balls _The Art Of Turkey-Slap-Jitsu
Postpocelipse said:
AwesomeO said:
Postpocelipse said:
Once considered it becomes immediately obvious why it is essential that knocking an arsehole out with a turkey slap be immediately followed by either your best punch or kick.
Who wants an arsehole to like it?
The caveat of course is that the greatest lesson of the wisdom “revenge is best served cold” requires that the force one applies between ones testicles and an arseholes forehead be as near to nil as reasonably possible so that you don’t enjoy it either………….
I don’t think you know what a turkey slap is.
Do you wish to test your theory?
What theory?
Date: 22/08/2016 23:40:52
From: Postpocelipse
ID: 945030
Subject: re: Big Balls _The Art Of Turkey-Slap-Jitsu
AwesomeO said:
Postpocelipse said:
AwesomeO said:
I don’t think you know what a turkey slap is.
Do you wish to test your theory?
What theory?
I thought I had an attention deficit!
Date: 22/08/2016 23:42:27
From: ChrispenEvan
ID: 945031
Subject: re: Big Balls _The Art Of Turkey-Slap-Jitsu
no, you are mentally unstable.
Date: 22/08/2016 23:43:15
From: Postpocelipse
ID: 945032
Subject: re: Big Balls _The Art Of Turkey-Slap-Jitsu
..blinded by some guys massively heavy sweaty balls!
Pretty Sure Someone Sang……
Date: 22/08/2016 23:43:58
From: AwesomeO
ID: 945033
Subject: re: Big Balls _The Art Of Turkey-Slap-Jitsu
Postpocelipse said:
AwesomeO said:
Postpocelipse said:
Do you wish to test your theory?
What theory?
I thought I had an attention deficit!
Probably yes. Ohhhh shiny things.
Date: 22/08/2016 23:44:04
From: Postpocelipse
ID: 945034
Subject: re: Big Balls _The Art Of Turkey-Slap-Jitsu
ChrispenEvan said:
no, you are mentally unstable.
Who appointed you my doctor? And how? That doesn’t even make sense…………..
Date: 22/08/2016 23:46:04
From: Postpocelipse
ID: 945035
Subject: re: Big Balls _The Art Of Turkey-Slap-Jitsu
…….. this thread brought to you by my curiosity on how far a moron will go to prove it………..
Date: 22/08/2016 23:46:19
From: AwesomeO
ID: 945036
Subject: re: Big Balls _The Art Of Turkey-Slap-Jitsu
Oh I see, you gone mentalist again.
DId you ever read back the drivel you posted last time you went mentalist? If so any insight from that?
Date: 22/08/2016 23:46:38
From: Postpocelipse
ID: 945037
Subject: re: Big Balls _The Art Of Turkey-Slap-Jitsu
AwesomeO said:
Postpocelipse said:
AwesomeO said:
What theory?
I thought I had an attention deficit!
Probably yes. Ohhhh shiny things.
AwesomeO is Ellen Degeneres!!!! Busted!
Date: 22/08/2016 23:47:53
From: Postpocelipse
ID: 945038
Subject: re: Big Balls _The Art Of Turkey-Slap-Jitsu
AwesomeO said:
Oh I see, you gone mentalist again.
DId you ever read back the drivel you posted last time you went mentalist? If so any insight from that?
Can you repeat that so it jives man? Your fantastic bombast is clashing with my haberdash!
Date: 22/08/2016 23:49:23
From: Peak Warming Man
ID: 945039
Subject: re: Big Balls _The Art Of Turkey-Slap-Jitsu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzlG28B-R8Y
Date: 22/08/2016 23:52:30
From: AwesomeO
ID: 945040
Subject: re: Big Balls _The Art Of Turkey-Slap-Jitsu
Postpocelipse said:
AwesomeO said:
Oh I see, you gone mentalist again.
DId you ever read back the drivel you posted last time you went mentalist? If so any insight from that?
Can you repeat that so it jives man? Your fantastic bombast is clashing with my haberdash!
I will leave you to the online equivalent of standing at a bus stop shouting at cars. It’s not fair to poke fun at nutters.
Date: 22/08/2016 23:53:25
From: Postpocelipse
ID: 945041
Subject: re: Big Balls _The Art Of Turkey-Slap-Jitsu
AwesomeO said:
Postpocelipse said:
AwesomeO said:
Oh I see, you gone mentalist again.
DId you ever read back the drivel you posted last time you went mentalist? If so any insight from that?
Can you repeat that so it jives man? Your fantastic bombast is clashing with my haberdash!
I will leave you to the online equivalent of standing at a bus stop shouting at cars. It’s not fair to poke fun at nutters.
Yes it is. I demand to see your Psychiatric PhD!!!
Date: 22/08/2016 23:56:59
From: Postpocelipse
ID: 945042
Subject: re: Big Balls _The Art Of Turkey-Slap-Jitsu
Postpocelipse said:
AwesomeO said:
Postpocelipse said:
Can you repeat that so it jives man? Your fantastic bombast is clashing with my haberdash!
I will leave you to the online equivalent of standing at a bus stop shouting at cars. It’s not fair to poke fun at nutters.
Yes it is. I demand to see your Psychiatric PhD!!!
Trump is a prime example of your misconception no-nuts………
Date: 23/08/2016 00:40:00
From: Postpocelipse
ID: 945071
Subject: re: Big Balls _The Art Of Turkey-Slap-Jitsu
How the fuck is it my fault YOU are twitching??
Date: 23/08/2016 04:46:50
From: Postpocelipse
ID: 945082
Subject: re: Big Balls _The Art Of Turkey-Slap-Jitsu
Wag’s Guide To The Fallacy – Oz edition of ye ‘ol local star-group guide ©
Published by Ye best get that sailed trimmed so’s as I didn’t spill my whiskey while I admire ye ass as it scrubs me decks, aargh Yaargh!
Date: 23/08/2016 05:20:04
From: Postpocelipse
ID: 945084
Subject: re: Big Balls _The Art Of Turkey-Slap-Jitsu
Date: 23/08/2016 05:33:42
From: Postpocelipse
ID: 945085
Subject: re: Big Balls _The Art Of Turkey-Slap-Jitsu
Date: 23/08/2016 05:38:48
From: Postpocelipse
ID: 945086
Subject: re: Big Balls _The Art Of Turkey-Slap-Jitsu
Date: 23/08/2016 09:46:50
From: diddly-squat
ID: 945134
Subject: re: Big Balls _The Art Of Turkey-Slap-Jitsu
Postpocelipse said:
AwesomeO said:
Postpocelipse said:
Once considered it becomes immediately obvious why it is essential that knocking an arsehole out with a turkey slap be immediately followed by either your best punch or kick.
Who wants an arsehole to like it?
The caveat of course is that the greatest lesson of the wisdom “revenge is best served cold” requires that the force one applies between ones testicles and an arseholes forehead be as near to nil as reasonably possible so that you don’t enjoy it either………….
I don’t think you know what a turkey slap is.
Do you wish to test your theory?
Date: 23/08/2016 10:55:15
From: Cymek
ID: 945168
Subject: re: Big Balls _The Art Of Turkey-Slap-Jitsu
diddly-squat said:
Postpocelipse said:
AwesomeO said:
I don’t think you know what a turkey slap is.
Do you wish to test your theory?
He’s fine, thanks for asking
Date: 25/08/2016 09:02:43
From: Postpocelipse
ID: 946237
Subject: re: Big Balls _The Art Of Turkey-Slap-Jitsu
