bubba louie said:

roughbarked said:

gosh I used to just jump in and literally shovel shit.

Our plumber friend used to call himself a turdologist.

got told a plumbers joke today at the car rego place where they check the cars brakes. the man who owned it said. well young (my name-some of you know it) ill tell you this little story/ joke it goes like this one day a doctor came home and went to the toilet and dunno his stuff You know what i mean dont you, and it smelt so bad he just all the doors and he could still smell it, so he called the plumber up (at 2am) plumber goes its two am and i am trying to sleep but whats your problem and the doctor said, and the doctor said please help me i Devileved your frist kid i had to go out into the rain and to the hospitatil to help you and your wife at 2am so the plumber went around to the doctors with his big bag of magic tricks and went he got there he opened his big bag of magic tricks and pulled out two tablets (pain killer type ones apression-spelling not correct) and then said give me a call in the morining if that doesnt fix it.

lol! good one Veg.

Now write it out with proper spelling and punctuation! (just kidding.)

bluegreen said:

lol! good one Veg.

Now write it out with proper spelling and punctuation! (just kidding.)

i had trouble typing it, 10 yr goal for me is to own my on business and employ dad 2 days a week and pay him cash in hand the last part is what he want. he doesnt reckon ill have him digging all the trenches.

Link from the poultry forums funny photo

veg gardener said:

Link from the poultry forums funny photo

some poultry people might find that disturbing….

yeah its funny to me but.

veg gardener said:

yeah its funny to me but.

choice bro’

pain master said:

veg gardener said:

yeah its funny to me but.

choice bro’

you know how you get those cooked chickens from the stupiedmarket (yes lucky i think the same thing) i am thinking about taking the stuffing out and putting an egg up there half hanging out and taking a picture and then one with it laying on a plate and looks like the eggs just been layed.

I think this particular one is titled “Water Birth”

bluegreen said:

I think this particular one is titled “Water Birth”

yeah it is.

veg gardener said:

you know how you get those cooked chickens from the stupiedmarket (yes lucky i think the same thing) i am thinking about taking the stuffing out and putting an egg up there half hanging out and taking a picture and then one with it laying on a plate and looks like the eggs just been layed.

make it a fried egg on the plate and it will be funnier :)

bluegreen said:

veg gardener said:

you know how you get those cooked chickens from the stupiedmarket (yes lucky i think the same thing) i am thinking about taking the stuffing out and putting an egg up there half hanging out and taking a picture and then one with it laying on a plate and looks like the eggs just been layed.

make it a fried egg on the plate and it will be funnier :)

what cook a egg and then do the last bit.

veg gardener said:

bluegreen said:

veg gardener said:

you know how you get those cooked chickens from the stupiedmarket (yes lucky i think the same thing) i am thinking about taking the stuffing out and putting an egg up there half hanging out and taking a picture and then one with it laying on a plate and looks like the eggs just been layed.

make it a fried egg on the plate and it will be funnier :)

what cook a egg and then do the last bit.

yep, because you are using a cooked chicken

bluegreen said:

veg gardener said:

bluegreen said:

veg gardener said:

you know how you get those cooked chickens from the stupiedmarket (yes lucky i think the same thing) i am thinking about taking the stuffing out and putting an egg up there half hanging out and taking a picture and then one with it laying on a plate and looks like the eggs just been layed.

make it a fried egg on the plate and it will be funnier :)

what cook a egg and then do the last bit.

yep, because you are using a cooked chicken

yeah thats a good idea, told mum and she just laughs at me. i hope we have a BBQ chicken

bluegreen said:

veg gardener said:

you know how you get those cooked chickens from the stupiedmarket (yes lucky i think the same thing) i am thinking about taking the stuffing out and putting an egg up there half hanging out and taking a picture and then one with it laying on a plate and looks like the eggs just been layed.

make it a fried egg on the plate and it will be funnier :)

that is champagne comedy… especially at Breakfast on the first Tuesday of November…

that’s a cloaca of a joke

Google “Family Tree by Signe Wilkinson”. I get it on my i-google page every day. They’re not all gardening; but the last couple of days have been; and quite funny.