Date: 4/12/2016 09:36:36
From: CrazyNeutrino
ID: 991599
Subject: Timeline of the Far Future

Timeline of the Far Future

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Date: 4/12/2016 10:03:24
From: Divine Angel
ID: 991609
Subject: re: Timeline of the Far Future

Some of those comments make me weep for the future.

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Date: 4/12/2016 13:46:53
From: mollwollfumble
ID: 991722
Subject: re: Timeline of the Far Future

Divine Angel said:


Some of those comments make me weep for the future.

I find the opposite. It looks startlingly optimistic to me.

For example, supernovae occur more often than once in 200 years.

I’ll look at it in more detail later, eg. Does it mention the evaporation of solid planets, and subsequent formation of new planets from the resulting gas? Does is mention the growth of black holes, followed by their decay? Does it describe future evolution? Does it mention the next ice age, with sheets of ice kilometers thick covering the USA, Europe and Asia, if not the whole world? Does it mention extinction events due to flood basalts that periodically discharge 4 million cubic kilometers of lava over 7 million square kilometres of land?

The big rip is never going to happen. Overall it doesn’t look too bad.
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Date: 4/12/2016 14:35:43
From: transition
ID: 991750
Subject: re: Timeline of the Far Future

wiped dshes for mum’n got a tin of freshly made anzac biscuits

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Date: 4/12/2016 14:36:50
From: Bubblecar
ID: 991753
Subject: re: Timeline of the Far Future

transition said:


wiped dshes for mum’n got a tin of freshly made anzac biscuits

How far in the future will that happen?

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Date: 4/12/2016 14:46:23
From: dv
ID: 991760
Subject: re: Timeline of the Far Future

In the not-too-distant future —
Next Sunday, A.D. —
There was a guy named Joel,
Not too different than you or me.
He worked in a satellite loading bay,
Just polishing switches to pay his way;
He did his job well with a cheerful face,
But his bosses didn’t like him
So they shot him into space.

We’ll send him cheesy movies,
The worst ever made.
Joel says when you got lemons,
You make lemonade.
Now keep in mind he can’t control
When the movies begin or end,
Because he used the extra parts
To make his robot friends.

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Date: 4/12/2016 14:52:32
From: mollwollfumble
ID: 991765
Subject: re: Timeline of the Far Future

See also

Timeline of the universe

Download that image to view.
Eg.
50,000 years new ice age begins.
4 million years crustal movements have closed the straights of Gibraltar, the Mediterranean dries up.
15 million years Africa has completely split in two along the line of the great rift valley.
40 million years Earth has recovered half of its preindustrial oil reserves.
60 million years Canadian Rockies have completely eroded away.
80 million years Hawaii has eroded down below sea level.
150 million years days are now 25 hours long and the Sun’s luminosity had increased by 1.5%.
900 million years Earth’s oceans have all evaporated.
Etc.
10^(10^120) years heat death of the universe.

For a timeline of the near future, to the year 2101, see https://xkcd.com/887/

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Date: 4/12/2016 15:50:21
From: dv
ID: 991786
Subject: re: Timeline of the Far Future

I reckon the closing of the Straits of Gibraltar is a given but whether or not it dries up will depend on climate. It could, at turns, be an endorheic lake or a freshwater lake depending on rainfall or evap which will vary on periods in the tens of thousands of years.

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Date: 4/12/2016 16:58:22
From: mollwollfumble
ID: 991825
Subject: re: Timeline of the Far Future

dv said:


I reckon the closing of the Straits of Gibraltar is a given but whether or not it dries up will depend on climate. It could, at turns, be an endorheic lake or a freshwater lake depending on rainfall or evap which will vary on periods in the tens of thousands of years.

OK, but it has completely dried up before, several times. It’s on the western side of a large continent.

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Date: 4/12/2016 18:11:31
From: dv
ID: 991854
Subject: re: Timeline of the Far Future

mollwollfumble said:


dv said:

I reckon the closing of the Straits of Gibraltar is a given but whether or not it dries up will depend on climate. It could, at turns, be an endorheic lake or a freshwater lake depending on rainfall or evap which will vary on periods in the tens of thousands of years.

OK, but it has completely dried up before, several times.

I know …
Whether it is dry at any particular time will depend on the climate. When it closes I expect it to be dry during a glaciation and not-dry during an interglacial period.

It’s on the western side of a large continent.

Well right but the good chunk of the rain that lands in Europe ulimately drains to it, like all of the light orange and dark orange area in this map.

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Date: 6/12/2016 05:49:38
From: mollwollfumble
ID: 992362
Subject: re: Timeline of the Far Future

Some more timelines of the far future:

mollwollfumble’s timeline of humanity evolution.

2,000 years, new human civilizations
20,000 years, recognisably new human races
200,000 years, humans are now new subspecies
2,000,000 years, humans are now new species
20,000,000 years, nothing recognisably “human” remains of humanity’s descendants
200,000,000 years, human descendants are extinct on Earth due to a global extinction event

mollwollfumble’s timeline of space exploration.

5,000 years, a robot probe reaches alpha centauri
50,000 years, self-sustaining small colonies on Mars and moons of Jupiter and Saturn
500,000 years, self-sustaining ecosystems established in orbit around nearby stars
5,000,000 years,
50,000,000 years, galactic empire (see timeline in OP)
150,000,000 years, preparations well underway for leaving Earth permanently
900,000,000 years, Earth’s oceans have all evaporated (see timeline from Halcyon)

Timeline from “the future is wild”.
5 million years
The Earth is in an Ice Age, a cycle which typically lasts about 100,000 years. Humans are extinct and much of the world’s fresh water is locked up in the huge ice caps that reach as far South as Paris and North as Buenos Aires. On the edges of the ice, animals have adapted to the bitter cold and vicious winters; in the tropics, the rainforest has all but disappeared, and been replaced by a dry savannah.
Yet change is in the air – a sudden increase in volcanic eruptions pours greenhouse gases into the atmosphere, the planet begins to warm up, and the melting ice creates massive, devastating floods.
Hypothesized species
Babookari, a ground-living New World monkey descended from the present-day Uakari;
Carakiller, a giant, 2 meter (7 foot) tall, flightless bird of prey, descended from the present-day Caracara;
Cryptile, a lizard that inhabits salt flats and has a sticky neck frill for catching flies;
Deathgleaner, a giant, carnivorous bat descended from the spectral bat of South and Central America;
Gannetwhale, a large, flightless, seal-like seabird descended from the present-day gannet;
Rattleback, an armoured rodent descended from the present-day Paca or Agouti; there are two species, one in the Amazonian grasslands and the other in the northern deserts;
Gryken, a slender terrestrial mustelid descended from the present-day pine marten;
Scrofa, a wild pig living on the Mediterranean salt flats descended from the wild boar.
Shagrat, a giant, capybara-like rodent found in the tundra of northern Europe; descended from the present-day marmot;
Snowstalker, a large, white, saber-toothed mustelid from northern Europe, descended from the present-day wolverine;
Spink, a small, mole-like, burrowing bird found in southern North America, descended from the present-day quail.

100 million years
Volcanoes belching out greenhouse gases eventually turn the Earth into a hothouse – sweltering, steamy and wet. Rainforests coat the land and the atmosphere is rich in carbon dioxide and oxygen. Animals adapt to the damp warmth; insects grow huge, flying insects have metre wingspans, and the world’s biggest creatures walk the Earth. But the Earth itself is restless. Although volcanoes have been active throughout, now, huge eruptions bring the planet to the brink of its worst disaster ever. Most of life is annihilated, leaving the world barren and empty. Or is it?
Hypothesized species
Falconfly, a giant predatory wasp descended from the sand wasp;
Grass Tree, a plant species of the Great Plateau, harvested by Silver Spiders to feed the Poggles; descended from bamboo;
Great Blue Windrunner, a giant, blue, 3 meter (9 foot) wingspan, four-winged crane whose legs have flight feathers that can act as gliding surfaces; it is descended from a present-day crane;
Lurkfish, a giant, big-mouthed, charge up with 1,000 volt, electric fish descended from the electric catfish;
Nursery Vase, a plant that traps water within it and is used as a nursery by the Swampus in a very close symbiosis. It is similar to the present-day pineapple and bromeliad and is possibly a descendant from their lineage.
Ocean Phantom, a giant descendant of the Portuguese man o’ war;
Poggle, the last mammal, living inside mountains and descended from a species of social rodent;
Reef Glider, a giant, swimming sea slug;
Roachcutter, a swift species of Flutterbird, a variety of birds unique to Antarctica that descended from modern-day tubenosed seabirds;
Silver Spider, a large colonial spider
Spindle Trooper, a giant sea spider that lives in Ocean Phantoms, which they defend against enemies;
Spitfire Bird, a species of Flutterbird that shoots acidic flower nectar from its nostrils as a defense;
False Spitfire Bird, a Flutterbird species that mimics the Spitfire Bird to frighten such predators as the Falconfly;
Spitfire Beetle, a cooperative, predatory beetle that preys on Spitfire Birds;
Spitfire Tree, a flowering tree that makes two chemicals collected by Spitfire Birds, which pollinate the tree in the process;
Swampus, a semi-terrestrial, brackish swamp-dwelling octopus;
Toraton, a giant tortoise that grows to 120 tons.

200 million years
After the last great mass extinction, just a few life forms had survived, and free from old pressures and competition, they have evolved into strange and bizarre creatures – beyond imagination. The slow drift of the continents over the globe has finally brought the landmasses together into one super-continent, and most of the world is covered in a huge ocean. What new life has evolved in this ocean? What has the process of evolution done to life on the supercontinent? And what will happen next?
Hypothesized species
Bumblebeetle, a fast-flying beetle that lives and breeds inside the carcasses of dead Ocean Flish;
Deathbottle, a carnivorous plant living in the Rainshadow Desert;
Desert Hopper, a hopping snail with a modified single foot;
Forest Flish, a small, forest-dwelling, hummingbird-like fish that no longer lives in the oceans but instead flies like a bird (Flish being a portmanteau of flying and fish);
Ocean Flish, another type of Flish which relies on the ocean more than does the Forest Flish; like the Forest Flish, it is a descendant of cod;
Garden Worm, an algae-filled worm that feeds only on sunlight;
Lichen Tree, a descendant of living lichens that has grown gigantic due to the high levels of moisture in its environment, reaching 10 feet (3 meters) in height;
Megasquid, a 5-meter-high (16.5-feet-high), 8-ton, omnivorous, terrestrial cephalopod; its eight arms have evolved into walking legs like an elephant’s; it uses its two long tentacles for feeding;
Rainbow squid, a 25-meter-long (82-feet-long), gentle, ocean-going cephalopod descended from the giant squid;
Sharkopath, a bioluminescent shark that hunts in packs, descended from the spined pygmy shark;
Silverswimmers, fish-sized neotenous crustaceans;
Slickribbon, a cave-dwelling, 1-meter-long (3.2-feet-long), predatory worm with a striking resemblance to Opabinia of the early Cambrian;
Slithersucker, a large, predatory slime mold;
Squibbon, a terrestrial cephalopod that swings from tree branches; it is highly intelligent and the likeliest ancestor for future life that may allow civilization to once again reestablish itself on Earth; like the Megasquid it is a descendent of the cephalopods;
Terabyte, a highly specialized colonial descendant of termites;
Gloomworm, a primitive-looking, bacteria-eating worm.

PS. I truly love the Squibbon.

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Date: 6/12/2016 10:06:20
From: mollwollfumble
ID: 992392
Subject: re: Timeline of the Far Future

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Date: 6/12/2016 10:12:12
From: CrazyNeutrino
ID: 992393
Subject: re: Timeline of the Far Future

With the Earth getting warmer and deforestation happening.

I don’t think Future Earth will see larger animals.

If the Earths returned to cooler temperatures then it might happen

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Date: 6/12/2016 10:13:58
From: Tamb
ID: 992394
Subject: re: Timeline of the Far Future

CrazyNeutrino said:


With the Earth getting warmer and deforestation happening.

I don’t think Future Earth will see larger animals.

If the Earths returned to cooler temperatures then it might happen


Warmer = more rain. Good for Oz, bad for Bangladesh.

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