This bug is so sneaky, it is impossible to see. But its effects are pernicious and costly and quite visible.
The first sign of being bitten is the aquisition of 1 harmless little tree…

or three…


especially looking for weird shapes and stunted growth. If the shape is not weird enough you go and buy cutters, and wires and other items of torture, and apply them to the tree…

…but then you find it is not enough, and you start acquiring all sorts of plants by fair means or foul…


…then you are seen skulking behind fruit and vegetable shops in order to obtain polystyrene boxes in any quantity…

these are, apparently, essential for the feeding of this bug…



but the final sign that you have been irrevocably stung by this bug, is when you spend an afternoon on a nursery crawl to buy more pots and trees …

Now where am I going to put them all????
