Date: 30/01/2009 07:12:03
From: Longy
ID: 45410
Subject: Chook bum

One of these weirdo lazy sheilas i employ to build eggs and eat rubbish has a grubby wet butt.
I wormed them all about a month ago.
She’s a mess. Most embarrassing when i introduce her to visitors.
They go, “Ew, that chook has a grubby wet butt”.etc etc. Can’t take her anywhere.

Is she up for a knock on the head or can i give her some cement dust or something to bind her up?
She’s an absolute disgrace. If she was a duck she’d clean up in the dam, but i don’t reckon she can swim.
So what’s her problem? (Apart from being an old boiler.)

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Date: 30/01/2009 08:26:28
From: Lucky1
ID: 45411
Subject: re: Chook bum

Longy sounds like she may have coccidiosis

Here is a link for some info on it

http://www.dpi.qld.gov.au/cps/rde/dpi/hs.xsl/27_2736_ENA_HTML.htm

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Date: 30/01/2009 09:02:49
From: bluegreen
ID: 45415
Subject: re: Chook bum

whatever it is I would seperate her from the others to reduce the chances of them getting it too. Probably need to treat them all though once you find out what it is.

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Date: 30/01/2009 13:14:02
From: pain master
ID: 45448
Subject: re: Chook bum

Get a large set of scales and see if she weighs the same as Connie Booth.

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Date: 30/01/2009 14:56:37
From: Longy
ID: 45480
Subject: re: Chook bum

Well, she has no other obvious symptoms.
So i’m not convinced it’s coccidiosis. Good crop, good colour, eats well, etc etc.
However, she’ll go into solitary confinement for now and will be monitored for change.
I’ve changed out their litter and laying boxes..
If she gets crook, she’s a goner.

Who is Connie Booth?

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Date: 30/01/2009 15:04:02
From: bon008
ID: 45481
Subject: re: Chook bum

Longy said:


Who is Connie Booth?

Polly from Fawlty Towers springs to mind – dunno why though..

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Date: 30/01/2009 20:00:24
From: pain master
ID: 45500
Subject: re: Chook bum

well if she weighs the same as Connie Booth, then she must be made of wood.

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Date: 31/01/2009 17:32:47
From: Bubba Louie
ID: 45588
Subject: re: Chook bum

pain master said:


well if she weighs the same as Connie Booth, then she must be made of wood.

I don’t get it.

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Date: 1/02/2009 09:36:16
From: Ogmog
ID: 45603
Subject: re: Chook bum

Because then you’d have to
BURN HER :(
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Photografix/Jokes/holy_grail_witch.jpg

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Date: 1/02/2009 09:37:48
From: Ogmog
ID: 45604
Subject: re: Chook bum

Because then you’d have to
BURN HER :(
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Photografix/Jokes/holy_grail_witch.jpg

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Date: 1/02/2009 09:38:09
From: Ogmog
ID: 45605
Subject: re: Chook bum

Because then you’d have to
BURN HER :(
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Photografix/Jokes/holy_grail_witch.jpg

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Date: 1/02/2009 10:01:23
From: pain master
ID: 45607
Subject: re: Chook bum

I was going to say, before ogmog got excited, that if she was made of wood, then she would float, and therefore you could throw her into the Dam without any concerns.

Or simply, you could… Burn Her!!! A witch a witch!!!

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Date: 1/02/2009 10:35:28
From: Bubba Louie
ID: 45612
Subject: re: Chook bum

Ogmog said:

Because then you’d have to
BURN HER :(
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Photografix/Jokes/holy_grail_witch.jpg

Oh! (the light bulb goes on.) was that Connie Booth?

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Date: 1/02/2009 10:37:50
From: pain master
ID: 45613
Subject: re: Chook bum

Yup and as she said “It’s a fair cop”

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Date: 1/02/2009 10:39:58
From: Bubba Louie
ID: 45614
Subject: re: Chook bum

pain master said:


Yup and as she said “It’s a fair cop”

You lot have good memories. It’s been years since I watched that.

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Date: 1/02/2009 10:57:56
From: veg gardener
ID: 45615
Subject: re: Chook bum

who is Ogmog??

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Date: 1/02/2009 11:02:01
From: pain master
ID: 45616
Subject: re: Chook bum

veg gardener said:


who is Ogmog??

obviously a rarely seen Monty Python fan who visits this ‘ere forum.

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Date: 1/02/2009 11:06:39
From: pepe
ID: 45617
Subject: re: Chook bum

pain master said:


veg gardener said:

who is Ogmog??

obviously a rarely seen Monty Python fan who visits this ‘ere forum.

most baffling – wasn’t mog a troll or something?

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Date: 1/02/2009 11:21:50
From: Muschee
ID: 45622
Subject: re: Chook bum

Bubba Louie said:


pain master said:

Yup and as she said “It’s a fair cop”

You lot have good memories. It’s been years since I watched that.

Me too…..barely remember it myself

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Date: 1/02/2009 11:23:05
From: Muschee
ID: 45623
Subject: re: Chook bum

pepe said:


pain master said:

veg gardener said:

who is Ogmog??

obviously a rarely seen Monty Python fan who visits this ‘ere forum.

most baffling – wasn’t mog a troll or something?

Sounds familiar….OH was a huge fan…. see if he remembers….

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Date: 1/02/2009 11:28:17
From: pain master
ID: 45625
Subject: re: Chook bum

Ogmog is a blogsite… so perhaps our visitor was a computer generated thingo that picked up on the Monty Python reference and spammed us with some photobucket pictures????

its a long shot.

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Date: 1/02/2009 11:51:20
From: veg gardener
ID: 45627
Subject: re: Chook bum

Muschee said:


pepe said:

pain master said:

veg gardener said:

who is Ogmog??

obviously a rarely seen Monty Python fan who visits this ‘ere forum.

most baffling – wasn’t mog a troll or something?

Sounds familiar….OH was a huge fan…. see if he remembers….


first time i seen them post.

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Date: 1/02/2009 12:12:42
From: Bubba Louie
ID: 45631
Subject: re: Chook bum

pepe said:


pain master said:

veg gardener said:

who is Ogmog??

obviously a rarely seen Monty Python fan who visits this ‘ere forum.

most baffling – wasn’t mog a troll or something?

Ogmog is a member of the Muzzelmires (a race of Hill Giants living to the east of the Inland Sea, east of the Rivers of the Dead).

He was said to have met and wrestled with the Captain of the Banshee.

It’s also the name of a blog for 20 somethings.

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Date: 1/02/2009 12:27:54
From: Bubba Louie
ID: 45637
Subject: re: Chook bum

veg gardener said:


who is Ogmog??

Geoff d said the name turns up occasionally.

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Date: 1/02/2009 12:31:48
From: veg gardener
ID: 45638
Subject: re: Chook bum

Bubba Louie said:


veg gardener said:

who is Ogmog??

Geoff d said the name turns up occasionally.

and geoff is who?? sorry for being so annoying wasnt sure who it was and never seen that user name post here.

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Date: 1/02/2009 12:33:25
From: Bubba Louie
ID: 45640
Subject: re: Chook bum

veg gardener said:


Bubba Louie said:

veg gardener said:

who is Ogmog??

Geoff d said the name turns up occasionally.

and geoff is who?? sorry for being so annoying wasnt sure who it was and never seen that user name post here.

Geoff’s on SSSF and Scribbly Gum.

You really should get out more veg. :P LOL

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Date: 1/02/2009 12:48:39
From: veg gardener
ID: 45643
Subject: re: Chook bum

Bubba Louie said:


veg gardener said:

Bubba Louie said:

veg gardener said:

who is Ogmog??

Geoff d said the name turns up occasionally.

and geoff is who?? sorry for being so annoying wasnt sure who it was and never seen that user name post here.

Geoff’s on SSSF and Scribbly Gum.

You really should get out more veg. :P LOL

yeah i do go about a bit BL but i always catch up on the post :P. kk i don’t look at the SSSF.

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Date: 1/02/2009 14:54:08
From: pepe
ID: 45650
Subject: re: Chook bum

Ogmog is a member of the Muzzelmires (a race of Hill Giants living to the east of the Inland Sea, east of the Rivers of the Dead).
————————-
i see – so if he asks any gardening questions – we have a good locality guide.

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Date: 1/02/2009 16:02:14
From: Longy
ID: 45657
Subject: re: Chook bum

All very relevant to my query i’m sure….

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