http://www.abc.net.au/news/science/2017-05-12/dr-karl-poo-feces-mammal-12-seconds-science/8496988

Headlines don’t get much punchier than the recent, “All mammals poop in 12 seconds …”.

Skeptical, but intrigued, I read beyond the clickbait headline and found some unbelievable claims.

Like that an elephant poo weighed 3,837 kilograms — which is incredible, considering that a really big elephant weighs less than twice that, at around seven tonnes.

Or the claim that a mouse can defecate 15 times its own body weight. That’s not just unbelievable — it’s impossible.

At this point, I realised that I needed the genuine peer-reviewed scientific paper — not the incorrect online summary.

The original paper was called Hydrodynamics of defecation. It was published by the Royal Society of Chemistry, in one of their journals called (rather coyly) Soft Matter.

And this real science paper set the record straight.

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>Like that an elephant poo weighed 3,837 kilograms

That’s a shit rate of about 320kg per second.

Bubblecar said:

>Like that an elephant poo weighed 3,837 kilograms

That’s a shit rate of about 320kg per second.

KK poopoos that idea.

Had a meeting in Brisbane today, so have been doing the airport boogie, and had very little to eat.
SWMBO and sprogs are heading out, so I had to fend for myself.

A fish fingers sandwich with the fingers cooked in bacon fat.

An Abbottsford Invalid Stout and I’m a happy man.

Bubblecar said:

>Like that an elephant poo weighed 3,837 kilograms

That’s a shit rate of about 320kg per second.

things that make you go Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

sibeen said:

Had a meeting in Brisbane today, so have been doing the airport boogie, and had very little to eat.
SWMBO and sprogs are heading out, so I had to fend for myself.

A fish fingers sandwich with the fingers cooked in bacon fat.

An Abbottsford Invalid Stout and I’m a happy man.

no shit?

Is this in loo of a Friday Funnies thread?

Bubblecar said:

>Like that an elephant poo weighed 3,837 kilograms

That’s a shit rate of about 320kg per second.

That should make them take off.

Someone did shitty research.

Tau.Neutrino said:

Someone did shitty research.

It’s how ‘journalism’ is done today. Find a story, pick out of it something that looks like it makes a good ‘sound bite’ to catch the audience interest, and build your ‘reporting’ around that.

If the story doesn’t have a hook that’s sufficiently sexy, just make one up and insert it. Who cares, as long as the editor buys it.

mcgoon said:

Tau.Neutrino said:

Someone did shitty research.

It’s how ‘journalism’ is done today. Find a story, pick out of it something that looks like it makes a good ‘sound bite’ to catch the audience interest, and build your ‘reporting’ around that.

If the story doesn’t have a hook that’s sufficiently sexy, just make one up and insert it. Who cares, as long as the editor buys it.

The editor will only buy it if it comes complete with spelling and grammatical errors, the science isn’t necessary.

Bubblecar said:

>Like that an elephant poo weighed 3,837 kilograms

That’s a shit rate of about 320kg per second.

That’s enough to propel you into outer space.

Woodie said:

Bubblecar said:

>Like that an elephant poo weighed 3,837 kilograms

That’s a shit rate of about 320kg per second.

That’s enough to propel you into outer space.

If only Colonel Hathi had that kind of firepower.

Bubblecar said:

>Like that an elephant poo weighed 3,837 kilograms

That’s a shit rate of about 320kg per second.

over a lifetime?

Arts said:

Bubblecar said:

>Like that an elephant poo weighed 3,837 kilograms

That’s a shit rate of about 320kg per second.

over a lifetime?

Per 12 second session.

Bloody Karl.

I’m The KK!

Not him.

There’s no way I want my loo time to be less than 5 minutes. I have always used the “I need to poop” excuse to have quiet time away from children, husbands and assorted critters. Any excuse to shut the bloody door.

Arts said:

Bubblecar said:

>Like that an elephant poo weighed 3,837 kilograms

That’s a shit rate of about 320kg per second.

over a lifetime?

Karl’s article points out that that statistic is jibber jabber.

kii said:

Bloody Karl.

I’m The KK!

Not him.

There’s no way I want my loo time to be less than 5 minutes. I have always used the “I need to poop” excuse to have quiet time away from children, husbands and assorted critters. Any excuse to shut the bloody door.

My time is what it takes to do a sudoku.