Barack & Julia
A Love Story
Our Story Begins
(Oh god; he’s so hot)
“I heard he’s only this big Julia.”
I heard he’s built like a terminator
Really?
“Hello Mr President; I’ve heard so much about you”
“What Mr President? You’d like to take me out for a drink”
“Ready when you are Mr President”
“Bottoms up Mr President”
“you sneeky devil you”
“And, and, sheeeees, sheees Prime Minister, of, of, Aust, Aust, Austria; or some place. I don’t exactly re re mem, ba” hic-up
Later that evening
“Oh Mr President, I’m feel a little tipsy”
“Julia, I’d like to discuss some policies with you
that I’m working on, back in my room”
“Oh Mr President, I thought we were going to discuss policies?”
The Next Morning
“So, I’ll see you a bit later Mr President?”
“So the meeting started half an hour ago Julia; why are you late?”
“Oh, uhm, what? Ah, no particular reason Kevin”
“thats not what I heard, Julia”
“Well Kevin, just between you & me, lets just say it really was that big!”
“So Obama, she’s a genuine redhead then!”
“Shhhh mate, she’s right behind ya.”
“What’s he saying, what’s he saying”
“Will the Prime Minister please explain to the House what she did last night?”
“I repeat; there was no hanky panky & there never will be any hanky panky
by me, or anyone else, under the government I lead.”
“Julia, this is the end for you!
I’m switching back to Kevin”
“He did what !!!! . . . . . . . with who !!!
“I’ll whip that bit### arse if I get a hold or her”
Meanwhil, Back in the States
OK, you better tell me what went on with you & that harlet?”
“I state again; I did not have sexual relations with that woman!”
A Few Months Later
“Hello Mr President. I need you to come to Australia immediately.
I’ve got something I’ve got to give you.”
“Oh, hi Julia. What is it?”
“ahah, ok, ahah; Oh, I see”
“Uh hum, Oh, ah, Yes Prime Minister, I’ll be there Tuesday”
“here Mr President”
“he;s all yours”
30 Years Later
Ali Bobby Gillard-Obama grew up to be Rap Star
And what became of Julia & Barrack, you ask ?
They lived happily ever-after
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